Zongman: The Legend of the Demon Fox

Chapter 86

"It's dangerous to walk at night, let's spend the night here."

"Ok."

Merlin and Old Man Tongtian looked at the direction of the setting sun, sat down and lit a fire, and began to build a temporary camp.

At the same time, after a busy day, the white-headed old man returned to his thatched hut with a hoe to rest after taking care of his gourd vines.

"You came a little early."

The white-headed old man looked at it, and at some point, the old man in Taoist robes who was already sitting in his home looked at the blue cow tied outside the door.

"My lord, your two younger brothers haven't come yet, and I haven't prepared the ingredients yet, so why are you here to eat?"

"It's okay, I brought it myself."

Said that the old man named Taishang waved his long sleeves, and a monkey who had just died was lying on the ground.

"There is no injury on the body, where did the monkey head come from?"

"I picked it up on the road." The Taishang touched his head in embarrassment, and added, "I think this monkey seems to use some kind of arithmetic to cause the lifespan to be exhausted prematurely. Anyway, the soul has returned to the Nether Palace. It would be a waste to put this body on it." , I’ll take it as food.”

"Tell me, what kind of food do you want to eat?" Yue Jiu, who had recovered her original shape, gave Taishang a blank look, while arranging her kitchen utensils.

"Just make me a monkey brain, monkey meat is quite difficult to handle, you can figure it out."

The Taishang came up to help Yue Jiu light the fire with a smile on his face. He was very skilled in his movements, and he knew that he often did this job.

"I'll make you a pot of hot pot with this monkey meat, but if Tongtian and Yuanyuan know that you are eating here alone, I'm afraid they will beat you to death."

"Do they dare!?" Tai Shang straightened up, puffed up her chest and Ying said proudly, "I am the biggest among the three clean-ups! I am the eldest brother, and they all have to listen to me!"

"All right, all right, you're the best." Yue Jiu didn't have the time to talk to Tai Shang, who was clearly not above the IQ level, and continued to be busy with the work in hand.

She knew that Tongtian had already gone up the mountain, and he would be there at noon tomorrow at the latest, if it was earlier, he would be here now, if that guy didn't hook up with Merlin for some reason, he would probably be the first one to come from Sanqing.

Speaking of which, Yuanyuan was a bit slow this time, he was always the second to come here on weekdays, but every time he came, he would bring something interesting.

After all, he is the one who is best at refining weapons among the Sanqing.

On the top of a mountain where many monsters gather beside Calabash Mountain, the monsters are panicking everywhere at this time.

"Old Turtle, the monkey's body was put here just now, why did it disappear in a blink of an eye?"

"I don't know either. Old crab, do you think it might be haunted?"

"Damn you!" The big crab slapped the tortoise's shell with its pincers angrily, and scolded angrily, "Is it because you secretly hid the monkey's body! Brothers for so many years, how could you do it for your own?" Cultivated to eat the body of your own brother! You are not a brother anymore, didn’t you agree to send the monkey brother’s body back to your hometown?!”

"Brother Crab, even if you gave me ten guts, I wouldn't dare. Besides, I wasn't the only one watching, the skylark and the elk were also there."

The big tortoise shrank in its shell and looked very wronged, like an angry little daughter-in-law.

"Don't think that I don't know that the two of them are vegetarians, how could they do it."

"But they are both in my hands, how can I do it?"

For the first time, the two were speechless...

"What, where is Calabash Mountain? I seem to have lost my way again."

A cheerful middle-aged man's voice intervened in their conversation. They looked around and saw a middle-aged man in a white coat sitting in a strange long box with a strange expression on his face. On the shelf, there are still two strange thin black crystals fixed on it.

"Brother, which way is it, why haven't I seen you before?"

The big crab found a big pipe from somewhere, smoked a few puffs, sat on the turtle shell and greeted the flamboyant middle-aged man.

"That's really sorry, I've jumped out of six realms, and you haven't told me where Calabash Mountain is yet."

The middle-aged man came down from the strange long iron box, holding a cylindrical object in his mouth, which was still smoking, and it should smell like some kind of tobacco.

"It turns out that you are a brother of the zombie family. You are also here because of the spiritual root on the Calabash Mountain."

Yan Han, a middle-aged man with a cigar in his mouth and very flirtatious wearing sunglasses, when did I call him a zombie?

No, I can't say Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is my elder brother.

"You haven't told me how to get to Calabash Mountain yet."

"Hey, that's the gourd-shaped mountain next to it."

The big crab pointed to the gourd mountain on the side. The middle-aged man looked at it and was about to leave, but suddenly thought about it. It seemed that it was not good to go empty-handed, and then glanced at the big crab and the turtle next to him.

It might be nice to bring some seafood to the soup.

……

In the thatched hut next to the gourd vine, the Taishang had just finished eating his own monkey brains and was about to use his chopsticks on the monkey meat hot pot when he heard a loud noise outside the door.

"It's not good for big brother to eat alone. Fortunately, I even brought seafood here, and I plan to share some with you."

A middle-aged man with a cigar in his mouth, sunglasses and a white coat patted the dust on his body that didn't exist. Go to the side, pick up chopsticks, pick up a piece of meat and put it in your own bowl.

"Originally, you boy came up with something strange again, but then again, now Tongtian is the last one again."

"That's right, let's eat first. After a while, Yuan Yuan will only have soup."

Yue Jiu didn't care about Yuan Shi, who was mean, and silently picked up the kitchen utensils, and prepared to make soup with a big crab and an old turtle brought by Yuan Yuan.

It seems that since she made friends with Daozu Hongjun, Sanqing's style of painting gradually became wrong along with her.

……

In the middle of the night, Merlin had already fallen asleep.

Tong Tian sat outside beside the tent, lit a fire and continued with the leftover beef from the previous test.

"According to this speed, it is estimated that when we get there, those two guys will have enough to eat."

Looking at the beef in his hand, he glanced back at Merlin who was sleeping soundly.

"This little guy from the west is not bad, that's all, I will give you a chance."

Tongtian carefully took out two books and a map from his arms, and placed them gently under Merlin's pillow.

Then he tiptoed away, for fear of disturbing Merlin.

In the room, Taishang and Yuan Shizheng were talking and laughing while eating hot pot and drinking soup. Suddenly, they seemed to feel something, and their chopsticks paused.

Then they looked at each other, and the two seemed to have reached a consensus, and the speed of chopsticks was obviously accelerated.

"Save some for me, both of you!"

Tong Tian rushed over in a hurry, but what was waiting for him was a licked clean bowl.

"What about you two?"

Tongtian looked helplessly at the licked clean bowl, and silently handed over the remaining beef on his body to Yuejiu, after all, the other party's test tasted better than his own.

As for the share of my two older brothers, sorry not.

In this way, the Taishang Sanqing of Taoism gathered here.

The reason is just to have a meal together.

　Woke up this morning with a sore neck and finally healed.

　　Now when I turn my neck around, it doesn't hurt anymore.

　　Great luck, readers.

　　Pop the champagne and celebrate.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)