Go back to the end of the Ming Dynasty to be a soldier

Chapter 91 Is Eunuch Gao a fake eunuch?
There was such a stalemate, a woman walked towards Ji Dong and the others, but no one stopped her.

This is the temporary office compound of the Governor's Mansion. In normal times, it is still a bit difficult for ordinary people to enter this compound, and they have long been blocked by soldiers.

But today's situation is a bit special, no one stopped Lin Yi's soldiers, and no one stopped Gao Qiqian's soldiers.

The woman came to the scene where Lu Xiangsheng and the others received the order, in such a shy way. In fact, the ceremony of receiving the order was already over, but the aftermath was not over yet.

But this woman didn't come to look for Ji Dong and the others, but walked straight to the eunuch Gao Qiqian.

When Ji Dong saw that this woman was too good-looking, he couldn't help laughing.

This woman is not short in stature, but she has a slim waist. She is wearing green trousers on her lower body and a red coat on her upper body.

Looking at the face, there is a knife-shaped face, a pointed chin, narrow and thin eyes, a face full of black pockmarks, a straight nose bridge, and a thick mouth.This combination of facial features couldn't be more ugly.

Moreover, the stature is not harmonious, the lower body is long, the upper body is short, and the little red coat looks even smaller.But the chest is big, which proves that he is a female, and he walks awkwardly.

Such an ugly woman, but she still loves beauty, she paints her eyebrows and temples, puts on powder and wears flowers, too much powder on her face, the scum falls off when the wind blows, and the thick red mouth is smeared like blood , These facial features are really neither human nor ghost.

Walking around and shaking three times, she came to Gao Qiqian, this woman also had the courage to yell, as if she was afraid that others would not hear her.

"Oh, my lord, why did you come here? Where have you been these days? Did you dump me?"

As he said that, he came to hug Qiqian's neck.

The eunuch delivered the emperor's imperial edict on the scene, and the governor Lu Xiang raised a row of incense tables to receive the order, and all the soldiers or officials on duty stood beside him.

It was a very formal and serious occasion, but the prostitute or the mistress actually came to the door. What's more, the prostitute and the mistress were not looking for someone else, but a big eunuch from Dongchang!
At this moment, the eyeballs of the generals present rolled all over the place.Especially the people brought by Gao Qiqiantian and the others wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.I really can't tell, Eunuch Gao is still a romantic eunuch, and there are old friends here?
What opened their eyes even more was the common people on the wall. They got the weapons in their hands, originally to cheer for Ji Dong and the others to join the war, but they didn't expect to see this good show.

It's really crazy for eunuchs to find Xiaosan these days.But you can find a good-looking one if you are looking for it. What is this thing you are looking for?Now I still let people come to my door...

Some ordinary people laughed so hard that they almost fell off the roof.

Although the people did not fall, one of them lost control of the chamber pot, and it was a coincidence that after rolling down the slope of the house, it happened to hit a soldier on the head.

Thanks to the helmets on the soldiers' heads, but that didn't work either. The helmet touched the chamber pot. Although the helmet was fine, the chamber pot couldn't stand it.

It shattered with a snap.

The liquid inside splashed on his head and the heads and bodies of the officers and soldiers next to him. The smell was unpleasant and extremely irritating.

The two soldiers turned their heads to look up, and cursed, but they didn't dare to move. Eunuch Gao, Lord Yang, and Lord Tang, the commander in chief, didn't give orders, so of course they didn't dare to move without authorization, they could only admit that it was bad luck.

However, the misfortune of the two of them was not serious, and not many people paid attention to them.Because at this moment everyone's eyes were on Gao Qiqian and that ugly woman.

Even Yang Sichang, Tang Tong and Lu Xiangsheng were stunned: Eunuch Gao has such a habit?The taste is a bit too heavy...

"You...what nonsense, get out!"

Gao Qiqian couldn't take it anymore, his big white face turned red and then pale, he was so angry that he couldn't speak, he pushed the ugly woman away.

The woman was pushed and sat down on the ground, but now the woman quit, hugging the eunuch's thigh and throwing herself away.

"You dare to beat me... don't you want me... You killed my master, and you said you would treat me well...but now you are like this...Mr. Jun, you all judge me... ..."

Gao Qiqi was so angry that he vomited blood, and his sissy changed, "Hurry up, drag this crazy woman out for me... Our family doesn't know her at all..."

Only then did a few factory fans dare to come over, trying to pull the ugly woman away.

The ugly woman hugged her even tighter, crying and shouting: "I'm neither crazy nor stupid... Don't listen to him... If you don't want to admit it, you dare to say that you don't know me. Anyway, I'm not alive anymore. Today I Tell you all..." Pointing at Gao Qiqian's nose, "Are you called Gao Qiqian? Two years ago, your supervisor and thief passed by here. You see how pretty I am, and you insist on being nice to me. I don’t agree, you killed my boss, you threatened and lured me to fear, so I had to obey you... It was I who said at the time, you are not a man, what do you want me to do? You smiled lewdly and said, you will know if you are a man later It's been a long time, you are really a man, fake eunuch, we all have children now..."

The ugly woman cried and made noises, rolled over again, and pulled a soldier's knife, insisting on pulling it on her own neck, intending to commit suicide.

None of the factory guards and soldiers dared to come over this time.

Everyone looked at Gao Qiqian differently.

Some generals even whispered.

"What? Eunuch Gao is a fake eunuch? Have a baby with this woman? Really..."

"It must be true. If it is false, which woman dares to say that? She is not too sad..."

"Yes, yes, this woman has a good sense of what she said, and it can't be made up. So Eunuch Gao is really a fake eunuch?"

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Gao Qiqian was in a state of desperation, Lin Yi couldn't help laughing, if he hadn't deliberately endured it, he would have burst into laughter.

At this moment, Erhu behind him whispered: "Your Excellency really found the right person. You should let him do this kind of thing. Others really can't handle this..."

Lin Yi made a silent motion at him, "Shh, let's see how this dog eunuch gets away?"

Erhu didn't dare to say anything, Wang Qi and others watched with relish, thinking to themselves, this kid did a good job!
But Gao Qiqian is not an idiot. After tossing so far, he understands that someone has set him up and impregnated him. Where did he get such an ugly woman to ruin his reputation? kid related!

Thinking of this, Gao Qiqian suddenly pulled out his sword and came over to kill this ugly woman, "You maidservant, who ordered you to harm the miscellaneous family? If you don't tell the truth, our family will kill you!"

Gao Qiqian thinks that this woman must be afraid if she is forced like this, so she will tell the truth.But Gao Qi Qianqian is also a pig's head, and he doesn't think that on such an occasion, someone will get a woman to harm him. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, this woman dares to make such a fuss, can she be a cowardly person?
Sure enough, this ugly woman had the guts. Seeing Gao Qiqian approaching with a sword, he became even more angry, "You...you want to kill someone, why are you so cruel...Masters, help me..."

Seeing that it was time for him to appear on the stage, Lin Yi shouted: "Stop it, Mr. Gao, under the watchful eyes of everyone, do you really want to kill people to silence your mouth? This sister-in-law actually came to the door, and if she wants to deny it, can she get over it? Just get it The emperor also has to be reasonable, since he killed his husband and snatched him, he is not good to him, he already has children... Eh, no, how could Eunuch Gao give birth to a son?"

"The surname is Lin, our family knows that you ordered it, and our family will definitely tear you to pieces!"

"Really?" Lin Yi smiled indifferently, "I'll go back to the capital with you, and you can deal with me as you like. When I'm in prison, it's up to you to deal with me! But of course, that's for later. Right now, let’s talk about your identity as a real eunuch!”

"Master, you are a good man at first glance. You must be the master of the slave family." The ugly woman stopped Lin Yi when she came over. Let everyone see if you ask him if he dares, maybe he is still wearing the panties made for her by the servant himself... He is ungrateful, he will die... woo woo woo..." the ugly woman said Cover your mouth and cry.

"Eunuch Gao, I guess you don't dare to take off your pants in public. How about this? Let's go inside and let someone Lin take a look after you take off your pants, and then I will tell everyone the truth. Everyone said, would you Would you like me to be the representative to verify the authenticity of Mr. Gao?" Lin Yi said, deliberately shouting to the surroundings.

The surrounding generals all booed. Of course, this was Lin Yi's personal guards, and the Guanning cavalry he brought, as well as the common people in the high places around. It was no big deal to watch the excitement.

"Agree! Agree! Let Master Lin go and see if Eunuch Gao is a real eunuch or a fake eunuch? Just come back and tell us..."

(End of this chapter)