Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 101 Fengdu City

"False certificate?"

The eyes of He Yinyang and I almost popped out.

It is against the law to issue false certificates in Yangjian. If we are caught, what will happen to us if we are detained here!

Seeing the disapproving expression on the pan-headed Weaver Girl's face, I will be obedient, this eldest sister is really courageous.

The pan-headed weaver girl gave us both a blank look and said: "It's not that I haven't done it for others, so don't worry, it's absolutely fine!"

The Weaver Girl with Pan Head led us to turn left and right in the alley, and stopped in front of a dilapidated courtyard, knocking on the door gently.

creak!There was a crack in the door suddenly, and a brain melon seed poked out from inside, looking like a ghost.

"Who are you looking for?" The man looked at us warily.

The weaver girl with the pan head glanced at the man, "What's wrong, Wang Sun! I can't even recognize your elder sister?"

"Hey! Pan-headed Weaver Girl! Why do you think of me today?"

"Go in and talk!"

Went into the yard with Wang Sun, the yard of his house was in a mess, the house was dark, and there was a figure flickering inside, I don't know what kind of sneaky business they were doing.

"The two of them need to apply for a certificate, so you will do it!" Zhinu Weaver went straight to the point.

Wang Sun smiled, "Success! Since you brought it here, I'll give it a little bit cheaper, how about one billion per person?"

He Yinyang and I almost fainted when we heard this number!The money in hell is not money!

The pan-headed weaver girl smiled and said, "How about one billion for the two of you?"

Wang Sun suddenly smiled bitterly, "Success! You have already spoken, can I disagree! I will ask someone to start making it now, and you can pick it up tomorrow! There is no need for a deposit, I can trust you!"

...

After leaving Wangsun's house, we both looked like bitter gourds, one billion, I'll be good, even if it's burning paper, it will take a long time to burn it.

Of course the pan-headed weaver girl knew that we had no money now, so she led us to a hut in the town called 'Tuomengba'!
Dream it, as the name suggests, it is the place where dreams are dreamed. This half step is just a small town, but it has complete functions.

Who can we dream of?There is no one else but the boss!If you give your family members a dream, you must not scare them to death!
We spent another 200 yuan as a handling fee for Pantou Weaver Girl, and the dreamer sent our words like a telegram, "Boss! We are in trouble and need money. Hurry up and burn us some paper money, at least one billion yuan." !"

After waiting for a day and a night at the Dream Bar, the boss finally responded. The staff handed us a few bank notes, which together amounted to [-] billion!I didn't expect that one day we could become billionaires too.

Turning around, the staff issued an invoice for us. It turned out that the boss burned [-] billion for us, and [-] million became a handling fee. The bank in the underworld is a little too dark!
Taking the money, I went to Wangsun's house, gave the money, and Wangsun hung the two documents around our necks, "Don't worry! This is the latest version, those idiots will never see it!"

He said he couldn't see it, but we were still a little uneasy. A fake is a fake after all, and no matter how hard it is, it can't be true.

The Weaver Girl with Pan Head brought us back to Banbudu Inn, pursed her lips and said, "Are you really going to Fengdu? You two should think about it. When you arrive in Fengdu City, you will be alive or dead. Want to return to Fengdu?" It won't be easy for Yang!"

I nodded my head and said "yes", Ma Chao said that he would save everything.

"That's fine! I've done what I have to do. Whether you can come back alive depends on the luck of the two of you. After a while, you will enter the elevator and go to the 14th floor. You will appear on the train to the underworld!"

"Elder Sister! Thank you!" I said sincerely, I am already grateful for her sending us here, without her, I am afraid that He Yinyang and I would have lost sight of each other for more than half a step.

"You're welcome! Also, if you go to Fengdu City, you can go to 'Yongle Dang' to find a person named 'Guijiaoqi', she is my uncle, you two mention the name of 'Pantou Zhinu' to him, he I will also help you find someone!"

The two of us nodded repeatedly, but we didn't expect Weaver Girl with Pan Head to have relatives in Fengdu City, and her contacts have extended to the underworld!

After waiting for a while at the place we came from, an elevator door suddenly appeared in the fog of nothingness. When the elevator door opened, the two of us hurried in, but the Weaver Girl with Pan Head didn't follow, saying that there was still something to do in half a step. manage.

After waving with Pantou Zhinu, the elevator doors closed slowly, and the town slowly disappeared in front of our eyes after more than half a step.

Slowly pressing the button on the fourteenth floor, the elevator rushed up with a jerk.

Ding Dong!

When we arrived at the fourteenth floor, the elevator door slowly opened, and He Yinyang and I jumped out of it quickly and entered a train.

Two white-faced men in uniforms had long been waiting at the door, looking at us expressionlessly.

They reached out and took the IDs hanging on our chests and looked at them.

He Yinyang and I broke out in cold sweat, and we don't know whether the fake certificate issued by Wang Sun will work. If someone recognizes us, we may have to jump out of the car!

fine!The two men in uniform held the ID card in their hands for a while, put it down, and said to us: "You two, go to compartment 17!"

As if we were amnesty, we found the 17th car by following the car number.

There were not too many people in the carriage, and there were still some vacant seats. The two of us sat down in the window seat, and there were several men of similar age sitting around us.

Not long after sitting down, there was a sobbing cry from behind. The crying of the gentlemen was very awkward.

This cry was like a prelude, and then there were cries one after another, and everyone in the carriage began to cry, and the crying was miserable!

He Yinyang and I were suddenly a little speechless, and our hearts were in a mess.In fact, we can also understand that the people who went to Fengdu City to report are a group of dead people. We are still alive after all, so we can't empathize.

"Hey! Why don't you two cry!" A buck-toothed man on the opposite side looked at He Yinyang and me suspiciously, his eyes were swollen like giant pandas, and his nose and tears were dripping down.

We didn't know what to say, so we could only smile awkwardly.

A man with an unshaven beard sniffed and said, "You don't care! People don't cry until they are called men. Unlike me, I have cried [-] times, woo woo woo~!"

This man!How many times have I cried, I still remember it so clearly, why bother!
"How did you two die when you were so young?" the buck-toothed man asked us.

We two looked at each other, this question is really difficult to answer, if you say that you were hit by a car, wouldn't you be cursing yourself!

"A little accident, a little accident!" We both evaded vaguely.

"Accident? That's a sudden death? Hey, it's worse than me! Woooooo~!" The buck-toothed man began to cry again, feeling more sad than his own death.

We were speechless immediately, we are dead, why are you crying?The people on this train are too fragile to control themselves!
After a long time, the crying gradually subsided, and everyone started chatting with each other again, and the topic of research turned out to be how he died.

"Woohoo! I'm broken in love, I took sleeping pills..."

"Woohoo! I failed the exam and jumped off the building..."

"Woohoo! My mother insisted on forcing me to learn the piano, I hanged myself!"

"Woo! The goddess said that as long as I die, he will marry me, so I died..."

"Woo! I was sleepwalking and fell from upstairs..."

He Yinyang and I were completely dumbfounded, the emotional compartment was all suicide!
And these weird reasons for suicide really left us speechless, and now this child is too fragile!
"I regret it!"

"I regret it too!"

"We all regret it!"

...I regret it, and I regret it too damn late, I will be in Fengdu City soon.

The green leather train drove into the platform slowly, and the 'passengers' on the train got out of the train with mournful faces. He Yinyang and I just got out of the train while pushing and shoving.

The sky is gray, as if the underworld has always been this color.

Is this Fengdu?What I saw was a dilapidated train station, and there seemed to be a little more indifference among the bustling crowd.Looking back at the train, I realized that so many people die every day in the mortal world, not only the elderly, but also young people, women and even children.

Standing at the train station in Yinshi, looking at the people coming and going in a hurry, He Yinyang and I were in a trance for a while, and people's life is really in such a hurry.

The person who picked up the station raised the sign in his hand high. They had all kinds of surnames, and they might all be elders or relatives of the deceased's family.

There was no one to meet us at the station, and if there was, it would be hell, we just followed the crowd out of the station.

Unexpectedly, the city of Fengdu is quite dilapidated, similar to the county town in our hometown, and the words 'dirty and chaotic' are not enough to describe it all. It is really hard to believe that this is the capital of the underworld.

I picked up a yellowed newspaper from the ground. It has been trampled on by countless footprints, but I can still read the writing on it. There is a piece of news that is actually from Yangjian...

"Football World Cup, July 7 In the final, Italy and France drew 9–90 in 1 minutes, no new goals were scored in extra time, and Italy ended up 1–5 in penalty kicks Winning, Italy won the trophy for the fourth time and finally Italy won 3-5 on penalties, Italy won the trophy for the fourth time..."

"Fuck! Brother Dong! Italy won! Is it true?" He Yinyang looked at me with his mouth wide open, his face full of disbelief.

Although I am not a standard fan, I still have some concerns. The World Cup final was on the night we came.

Both of us didn't know the result, the newspapers in Fengdu had already published it, and I didn't expect that the underworld would also report on the affairs of the underworld.Is this connecting with the world?
"Two little brothers, are you going to Guanli?"

At this moment, a rickshaw stopped in front of us, and the man pulling the cart looked at us with a smile.

"Guanli? What is it?"

"Of course it's the gate of ghosts? You can only enter the city after entering the gate of ghosts. The two of you don't even know this?"

Hearing what he said, I immediately remembered that "Journey to Hell" indeed said so, and that book mainly records the events in Fengdu City.

"How much is it to go to the gate of hell?" We asked him.

The driver buddies glanced at both of us, "Seeing how you first arrived, I will make a little less, just 1 yuan!"

Ten thousand?This guy really dares to ask for it!
"What's the matter? Don't believe it? I told you that the price of a watch is also the same. Now that the hell is inflationary, the next restaurant will cost you thousands of dollars! I really didn't ask you for more!"

This kid talks in a set way.I touched the money bag, there are hundreds of millions in my pocket, what are we afraid of?

"Go!"

He Yinyang and I got into the car coquettishly, who told us that we are now the masters, but we only found out when we got to the gate of hell, hundreds of millions are nothing!

(End of this chapter)