Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 112 The Ugly Old Man
He Yinyang and I chased him wildly for two miles, and finally caught the damn Guijiaoqi at the entrance of an alley.

Don't look at this guy's old arms and legs, he can run faster than a rabbit, no wonder he's called Ghost Foot Seven, his legs and feet are really nimble!If He Yinyang hadn't thrown him to the ground quickly, he would have almost escaped again.

"Two good guys! Please spare me, anyway, you are also my niece's friends, don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face!" Gui Jiaoqi was afraid that we would beat him, and lay on the ground trembling.

The two of us wanted to beat this old boy up, but when he reminded us, our fists froze. We forgot that this Guijiaoqi and Pan-headed Weaver Girl are relatives!In any case, the Weaver Girl with Pan Head helped us, but at this moment, I really can't do it.

I waved my arms angrily. The feeling of being cheated out of [-] million yuan and sold in a gambling shop is something ordinary people can't bear. If he doesn't mention Weaver Girl with Pan Head, we really want to beat him up!
He Yinyang stared at Gui Jiaoqi fiercely, staring at this guy trembling all over.

"Brother Dong, let him go like this?" He Yinyang said unwillingly.

I thought for a while, then suddenly gave a smirk, and said, "Tie him up and send him to the gate of the gambling house. He is the one who forged this black pot, and he has to carry it himself!"

Guijiaoqi heard that we were going to send him to the gambling house, his eyes turned green, and his head hit the ground like garlic, "Please spare your life! Please spare your life! Don't you want to find someone? I can find him." ! I can find it!"

"Can you find it?" I glanced at him disdainfully, "Can you find someone who can't even be found by the ghosts of the underworld?"

Hearing what I said, Guijiaoqi was immediately unhappy, and quickly got up from the ground, straightened his back and said: "The hell is a fart! You don't even ask if you are looking for someone in the underworld, I am Guijiaqiqi Is the name called in vain?"

yo!This old boy is so bullish, he doesn't even have a decent job at such an old age, I really don't know how many of his words are credible.

To be honest, I really don't believe it. Even a judge like my uncle can't know about Ma Chao's Xiaoluo for the time being. What is the reason for this old boy?
He Yinyang and I looked at each other, and we both saw three words in each other's eyes, 'Unreliable! '

"Tied up!"

The two of us were about to make a move, but Gui Jiaoqi's face turned black with fright, and he said tremblingly, "Don't! I can know the whereabouts of your friend!"

He Yinyang and I were startled, is there such a person in Hell?Even if there is, I'm afraid it's in the depths of the underworld, we both express our disbelief.

"Really! I didn't lie to you! This person's name is Liu Ling, and he is my tutor. His tutor is so powerful that even Lord Yan looks at him differently!"

When Gui Jiaoqi mentioned his master, his eyes lit up immediately, revealing a look of admiration.

I couldn't help muttering to myself, I don't know if this dead gambler is exaggerating, if what he said is true, then this Liu Ling is really not an ordinary character, even King Yan looks at him differently... But, such a powerful character and How could he accept such an unreliable apprentice as Gui Jiaoqi?Thinking of this, we both couldn't help but doubt...

"You two don't believe me! What I said is true, my master is amazing, his abilities are superb!" Guijiaoqi explained repeatedly, praising his master like a god.

I squinted my eyes and said, "Is it as amazing as you said?"

"Yes! Absolutely!"

He Yinyang and I looked at each other, let's do it!Let's go meet Liu Ling, today is the last day of the deadline, and there is no other way now, but to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

Guijiaoqi led us to turn left and right in the alley, and stopped suddenly outside an inconspicuous courtyard.

He seemed to think of something suddenly, scratched his head and said, "Can you two lend me a few thousand yuan?"

borrow money?Hey!What tricks is this old boy playing, that he dares to borrow money from us?He Yinyang and I suddenly looked unhappy.

Guijiao waved his hands again and again: "You misunderstood! My master and his old man like to drink, I just want to buy him two bottles of wine, so we can ask someone to do something, right?"

He Yinyang and I nodded, it makes sense, we would feel strange if his master didn't want things.

We asked him how much?He asked us for 1 yuan.

"Ten thousand? You really dare to speak up, kid. The old Baigan we drank at the hotel yesterday was only 800 fucking yuan!"

"What I want to buy is good wine, Dukang wine!"

"Return Dukang? Why don't you buy Moutai?"

"My master loves to drink Dukang!"

That's it, I took out 1 yuan from my pocket and gave it to him, and the old boy ran to the grocery store in a hurry.

After waiting at the gate of the yard for a long time, we both thought that Gui Jiaoqi had run away from the path. At this moment, the old boy finally came back out of breath, quite trustworthy.

He held two bottles of wine and shook them in front of our eyes. We both looked at the labels. It was really Dukang wine. I don’t know how much the Moutai here is. If it’s cheap, He Yinyang and I will sell it in Yangjian. That's a lot of money!

Guijiaoqi gently opened the door and led us into the small courtyard.

Once you enter the small courtyard, you will suddenly feel different. Although the courtyard is small, it has a different world. There are many rockery and bonsai in the courtyard, which makes the courtyard look old-fashioned. There are not many expensive things. The feng shui hexagrams are quite impressive!Qinglong Baihu Suzaku Yanwu are all vivid!
This is a master layout!He Yinyang and I immediately believed Gui Jiaoqi's words. Maybe he is a master with some skills, so I couldn't help but look forward to it.

The door of the room was open, and as soon as we entered the room, there was another feng shui bureau in the hall. The furnishings in the room were quite simple, and a poem and painting attracted our attention.

It was an ancient painting. In the painting, there was a big apricot tree with blooming apricot blossoms, full of spring. Under the tree, there were two old people talking to each other and guessing poems.An old man turned his back to us and couldn't see his face clearly, while the other had kind eyes and a decent appearance, a bit like Du Fu in the textbook.

There is a poem attached to the painting: Listen to the sound of the wind in spring, the sound of cicadas in summer, the sound of insects in autumn, the sound of snow in winter, the sound of chess in daytime, the sound of flutes under the moon, the sound of wind in pine trees in the mountains, and the sound of oars in the water
This poem has a long artistic conception, nostalgia, and detached feelings. Even He Yinyang and I, who can only recite "goose goose goose", can feel that this poem is extraordinary.

Seeing that the two of us were fascinated by the painting as soon as we entered the room, Guijiaoqi suddenly showed a smug smile on his face: "Stupid, aren't you? This poem and painting was made by my master before his death. In the drinking scene, the person with his back facing us is the teacher himself!"

Oh!It turned out that this painting was made by his master!The two of us took a closer look and indeed saw the author's name at the end of the poem: Liu Ling.

"Why did your master only draw a back view of himself, but draw another person so vividly?" I asked puzzled.

Gui Jiaoqi paused, and smiled awkwardly, "It's hard to say, it's hard to say! You will know in a while..."

Guijiaoqi seems to be very familiar with this place. After passing through two rooms, he led us directly into the innermost room. There was also a loud snoring sound.

I pinched my nose and said, "Why, your master has been drinking?"

Gui Jiaoqi shrugged and said, "It would be weird if he stopped drinking someday!"

My lord, he turned out to be a drunkard!It's hard to imagine that such an expert would drink heavily all day long.

Guijiaoqi opened the door and led us into the house. We saw an old man in Hanfu with disheveled hair, sleeping on the kang with his stomach in his arms!His round belly rises and falls with the sound of snoring, like a bulging bastard, which is very interesting.

The two of us purposely went around to look at Gao Ren's appearance, but we were so shocked that our eyeballs almost fell off!

This old man is too damn ugly, no, I can no longer describe it with ugly words, because I feel that the ugliest person I have ever seen is not as ugly as him!

The two of us seem to finally understand why there is only the back of the old man in that painting...

Seeing the shock on our faces, Guijiaoqi couldn't help but smiled embarrassingly, "My teacher was born with this face, no wonder! The old man Yan Wang has said it, compared with Liu Ling , he is confident again!"

We both couldn't help but smile wryly, it's their right to be ugly, they didn't go out to scare people, we came here by ourselves, how dare we make fun of them.

I cupped my hands to the sleepy old man Liu Ling and said, "It's been a long time since I've seen your name, and today I'm here to visit you two!"

I just wanted to wake up the old man with a meaningless opening sentence, but who knows, he didn't respond at all, and was still sleeping soundly.

I raised my voice a bit, but he still didn't wake up. In the end, He Yinyang simply stepped forward and stabbed the old man, and the ugly old man was still asleep like a dead pig.

Guijiaoqi looked at us with a smile and said: "If you do this, he will never wake up!"

"what is it now?"

He shook the wine he just bought in front of our eyes and said, "Use it!"

Gui Jiaoqi gently unwrapped the wine bottle, unscrewed the lid slowly, and suddenly a mellow wine fragrance wafted over...

At this moment, the ugly old man who was sleeping soundly turned over, suddenly sat up with his eyes closed, raised his nose and sniffed, and slowly uttered two words... "Du Kang!"

Our eyes widened immediately, this ugly old man was insane, can you tell the type of wine just by the smell?How much wine do you have to drink to have such kung fu?This old guy is really a drunkard.

"Teacher, quickly bring the wine to Master to taste!"

Liu Ling sat there with her eyes closed. She didn't open them all the time, but she knew that Guijiaoqi was coming. We couldn't help but amazed the old man.

Gui Jiaoqi hurriedly handed the opened wine to the old man, and the old man Liu Ling poured it in with his head raised.

We both couldn't help but smile helplessly, the master and apprentice, one is a gambler and the other is an alcoholic, what a wonderful combination!
"Ah! Good wine!" The old man Liu Ling praised the good wine, and quickly cheered up, with great interest, and immediately recited a poem:
"The old man is still selling wine at seventy, thousands of pots and hundreds of urns are flowers at the door. Elm pods are still like money by the roadside, and they are picked to sell wine, Lord, yes, no..."

At the end of the chanting, the girl fell down on the kang again with a sound of "Beer", and fell asleep soundly. He Yinyang and I were dumbfounded...

(End of this chapter)