Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 123 Yin and Yang Swap
"My grandpa used the yin and yang mirror to hold our last breath!" He Yinyang shouted excitedly.

The yin and yang mirror belonged to the old He's family. I don't know much about this treasure, but I couldn't help being very excited when I heard him say that.

After all, Mr. He Da did not disappoint us, and saved us at a critical moment.

At this moment, the left and right hands of 'He Yinyang and I' were respectively pressing the Yin and Yang sides of the Yin-Yang mirror. When we approached the physical body, the compass rotated more rapidly, faintly exuding a great suction force on our soul body.

It stands to reason that if the ever-burning lamp goes out during the Yin-Yin period, the physical body will lose contact with the soul body completely, but the Yin-Yang Mirror is a divine object after all, and it locks our last breath, which saves us from disasters. The reason is only clear to Mr. He Da. It seems that I really underestimated this old man before.

"Brother Dong, don't stop that suction force, but that suction force is the last breath of our yang energy. When our yang energy breath merges with that yang energy, we can return to our bodies!"

I nodded, took a deep breath, and slowly relaxed.At this moment, the yin and yang mirror suddenly released a golden light and enveloped us in it!
I just felt that the world was spinning for a while, as if I had entered a vortex, and when I came back to my senses, I suddenly felt my body sink!
I blinked my eyes, and gradually changed my perspective, only to realize that I was already sitting on the sofa at this moment, this is... my soul has returned to my body!

I was so excited that I wanted to shout, but I didn't shout out. I just groaned weakly and raised my hand. I felt that my arm was very heavy, and I couldn't exert any strength.

It is too weak, the body is much heavier than the soul, we have been away for more than half a month, we need to gradually adapt to this weight.

I slowly turned my head and looked at He Yinyang, only to see a stupid × staring at me dumbfounded, um, why does this stupid × look familiar, I took a closer look, mowing grass in the nest, isn’t it me!
My heart was pounding, and I was staring at myself so hairy, what is this called!Where is He Yinyang, where is He Yinyang?
At this moment, another 'Han Dong' blinked and said, "Brother Dong!"

I was dumbfounded, and quickly touched my body, only to realize that this is not my body, looking at the Nike sneakers under my feet, my eyelids twitched violently, Nima, how did I enter He Yinyang body!
"What's going on!" I stared at 'myself' with wide eyes.

'Han Dong' smiled wryly, and made a He Yinyang voice: "Brother Dong, I'm afraid we entered the wrong body!"

Oh my God!I slapped my forehead hard, in pain!

"How could this be? Could it be that the yin and yang mirror can also make mistakes?"

"If ordinary people can't! I think this should be related to our yin and yang physique. You are pure yin and I am pure yang. When yin and yang switch, like poles repel each other and opposite poles attract each other, so we swapped bodies !"

"I won't do it! Hurry up and change it back for me, I don't want to end my children and grandchildren!"

'He Yinyang' heard me say that and looked at me angrily, of course he knew what I was referring to.

"I'm afraid it won't work now. After the yin-yang transformation, the yin-yang mirror needs to recover for three days, and if the two of us want to change bodies, we need to supplement it with the technique of 'borrowing the corpse' to restrain the opposite-polar attraction of the yin-yang mirror!" He Yinyang said lightly.

I'm a fool, that is to say, I still have to do 'He Yin Yang' for three days?
I glanced at the bronze mirror, the compass had stopped rotating at this moment, and the mirror became a little dim, as expected, it looked like it was exhausted.

"Then what should we do now?" I touched He Yinyang's body and asked.

He Yinyang said: "What else can I do, wait for three days!"

"But you haven't showered for a few days, your body smells so bad! It's still very itchy!" I said depressedly.

"I haven't showered for a month before going to Fengdu!"

I say!

...

He Yinyang and I staggered out of the old man's office, walking like penguins because our bodies were not used to it yet.But we have to go now, because the boss is still squatting in the police station!
When we reached the stairs, a person came up suddenly, so dark that we almost bumped into the two of us.

"Grandson! You two are awake!" the man cried out excitedly. Hearing the voice, it turned out to be Mr. He Da.

The voice-activated light came on, and Mr. He Da excitedly held my arm, which made me stunned.Only then did I realize that I am now 'He Yinyang'.

"I..." Just as I was about to speak, He Yinyang gave me a sudden wink. I quickly covered my mouth and coughed twice, and nodded awkwardly at the old man.

"What's wrong? Sore throat?"

I nodded again, and leaned closer to He Yinyang, He Yinyang lowered his head and muttered: "It's just a hair in my throat..."

When Mr. He Da heard that his grandson was still able to speak, he immediately felt relieved, looked at me suspiciously, then nodded at He Yinyang and said: "It's fine! You two go out first, I still have something to do here! "

After the old man finished speaking, he walked towards his office.

He Yinyang and I looked at each other, thinking that this old man would chase us to get to the bottom of it. After all, too many bizarre things have happened these days. The most important thing is that both of us were dragged to the crematorium. Not curious?

But he didn't ask, didn't ask anything, just let us go, which was beyond our expectation.

He Yinyang shrugged and said, "Let's go!"

When we came here, we took the dead man's elevator, but of course we can't now. We came to the first floor from the staff passage.I met some funeral home employees along the way, and they all showed hellish expressions, with big mouths!Especially for me, because I am now the body of He Yinyang, these people thought that the prince had died, but they didn't expect to cheat the corpse at this moment.

"You're quite well-known!" I smiled without a smile on my face. It really doesn't feel good to be noticed.

He Yinyang smiled awkwardly, "So-so! No. [-] in the world!"

"I think you are number one! Seeing a lot of little girls winking at you, it seems that you have done bad things a lot!"

"Where... am I that kind of person!"

"You are!" I curled my lips, and at this moment, a tall figure suddenly walked towards me in front of me. My eyes lit up and I recognized that she was the beautiful makeup artist.But looking at He Yinyang, he froze immediately after seeing the beautiful woman.

"I'm an idiot! Can you take my image into consideration, Brother Dong is not Brother Pig!" I said angrily.This kid can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman. It doesn't matter to me, but he is using his brother's body now, and his glorious and majestic image may not be guaranteed!
The beautiful makeup artist is still wearing a mask. I don’t know why she always wears a mask. Does she look ugly?No, looking at her eyebrows and eyes, she is quite handsome, even if her face is a little longer, she won't be too ugly!

The beautiful makeup artist came towards us with a set of tableware in her hand, she looked like she was going to have dinner, facing each other, at this moment we could not avoid her, so we could only meet her face to face.

It was getting closer, I wanted to lower my head and walk over, but there was no sudden jingling sound in my ears, I glanced at it, and a set of tableware fell on the ground in a mess, I couldn't help but look up, and saw the beautiful makeup artist with a stern look on her face. He looked at me in shock, his eyes were full of complex emotions such as surprise, joy, bitterness, hatred, etc., which made me unable to adapt for a while.

Just looking at the staring eyes, I seem to understand a lot of things. It seems that the relationship between the two is extraordinary.

He Yinyang ran over to help the beauty pick up the tableware scattered on the ground, and handed it to the beauty with a smile on her face. The beauty didn't even look at him after taking it.Brother Dong unintentionally played the role of the waiter in the shop again, and his identity was discredited.

I muttered in my heart, if this kid dares to use my body without authorization again, I will break his dog legs, um, no, this trick doesn't seem to work, he is using my body now.

The momentary panic of the beauty subsided slowly after a few seconds, and she regained a pair of cold eyes, which really had such a glamorous taste. She glanced at me deeply, then turned and left with the tableware.

When she walked away, I couldn't help sighing, this woman's aura is too cold, it seems to be related to her work, dealing with corpses all day long, even her personality has become weird.

I stared fiercely at He Yinyang and said, "Say! What is this girl's name, and what does it have to do with you!"

He Yinyang smiled awkwardly and fell silent.

"Okay! If you don't tell me, I'll put your wife to sleep tonight!"

"Hey! Don't! I say I say!"

When He Yinyang heard that I was going to sleep with his wife, she became anxious and begged for mercy.

He sighed and said, "Her name is Bai Susu! She is the granddaughter of a Hong Kong friend of my grandfather. She also lived in our house for a while when she was a child."

"Hey! That's my childhood sweetheart!" I teased.

He Yinyang smacked his mouth and continued: "My grandfather's friend from Hong Kong is named Bai, and this old man Bai has a very close relationship with my grandfather! The two of them have long planned to do business together, and even this funeral home has shares in the Bai family..."

"I'm asking about your relationship with Bai Susu, what the hell are you doing so far away from me!"

"Oh, that's right..."

After He Yinyang faltered and hawed for a while, I seemed to understand the general idea.

He Yinyang said that he and this Bai Susu had been married since they were young. Mr. He Da said it casually after drinking too much, but this old man took it seriously, and sent his granddaughter to the mainland to take over the business through the opening of the funeral parlor. The Bai family has a lot of property, but why did they send their granddaughter to the funeral home in S City?This is a bit intriguing.

When I heard this, I couldn't help but smack my mouth, this kid He Yinyang is very lucky!When I was wearing crotch pants, I was already surrounded by beauties. When I thought about myself, I’m an idiot. How could there be such a big gap between rich and handsome and dicks!
"Brother Dong, don't get me wrong, I'm really pure!" He Yinyang looked at me swearingly.

I looked at him with a sly smile and said, "You are pure? When I was in the beauty salon, I clearly heard that woman said that you had touched her body. What's the matter? Tell me the truth!"

"Brother Dong! I was wronged! It all happened when I was a child. When I was a child, I slept with her under the same quilt..."

I'm messed up, what is it all about?This is too comical.

In the corner of our countryside, every family has a kang. When relatives and friends come, it is quite normal for children to sleep on the same bed.I suddenly realized something. After all, Bai Susu came from Hong Kong. The place in Hong Kong is not comparable to us in the mountains. The etiquette and norms are not comparable to those of us in the mountains. This means that the way of thinking of people is slightly different...

This girl seemed to be obsessed with this matter, and she already had some thoughts about He Yinyang, but she didn't expect to find that He Yinyang already had a girlfriend after she came to the mainland.

I glanced at him and said, "Are you really him? You're a lover. Be careful not to be played to death by your feelings!"

He Yinyang rubbed his head and smiled embarrassingly. It was the first time I found 'Han Dong''s smile so insignificant.

"I warn you! From now on, all your actions must be under my command, including emotions! Otherwise, I will sleep your wife!" I snapped.

"What about shit and pee?"

"Report to me!"

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(End of this chapter)