Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 24 Blackmailed by Ghosts
He Yinyang and I couldn't help but be overjoyed when we looked at the red video tape in the child's hand, but there was nowhere to find it, and it took all our efforts!
I said to Uncle Minguo: "Uncle! How much is it for you, sell it to us, this thing is useless to you!"

Uncle Minguo squinted his eyes, don't look at him as a bad old man, he has lived for so many years, oh no, he has already become a ghost after so many years of death, I know he has already seen that we are bound to get this video tape, so he deliberately exposed A look of embarrassment.

At this time, the green-haired gangster next to him started to shout again: "Two sbs! Who said it's useless to us, we also have video recorders, and we usually watch movies if we have nothing to do!"

Second Olympic!Now I really want to find a piece of tape to seal this guy's mouth, open his mouth and shut his mouth to sb, you are the only sb, your whole family is sb!

After being silent for a long time, the old man Minguo finally spoke: "Oh, my grandson is rare for this thing, and I usually don't have anything decent for him to play with. He finally got a rare thing this time. How can you make me feel embarrassed?"

He Yinyang and I looked at each other, this old guy is clearly trying to rip off, videotapes are so fun, if your grandson really lacks something, I'll burn him two Transformers!
Sure enough, the old man of Minguo said: "Well, you just burn some paper money to buy toys for my grandson!"

I touched my nose and said, "How much?"

The old man stretched out two fingers, squinting at me and smiling.

"Twenty thousand?" I added up and said, generously skipping hundreds and thousands.

Unexpectedly, the old man of the Republic of China shook his head.

Damn it!I gritted my teeth and shouted, "20!"

Unexpectedly, the old boy still shook his head!
I was out of breath, and said with a wry smile, "Master! Tell me, how much do you want?"

"Two billion!"

My time!The old man of the Republic of China told me that he wanted [-] million, damn, the money in the underworld is not money!

I thought that this old man must take advantage of the fire to rob, but I didn't expect this fellow to be so ruthless, with a one-buy price of [-] million!

The luck in the misfortune is that fortunately, it is not RMB.

I smiled wryly and said, "Success! Grandpa, two hundred million is two hundred million, enough to buy a 2.0 displacement car for your grandson!"

The old man of the Republic of China smiled, and was a little embarrassed. He also knew that he was a little too much, but I can understand that lonely ghosts like them, how can their family members burn paper money for their descendants, and they live by picking up leftover paper money? , It would be nice if you didn’t ask me for 20 billion!
At this moment, that green-haired bastard spoke again, "It's only 200 million, two sb, and it costs [-] million to buy a contraceptive X these days, two hundred million is enough!"

I xxx, you bastard, are you going to force me to take him in today? I can bear it or not, I took out the Bingwu Yuanyang Fire Talisman, and said fiercely to the green-haired bastard: "I fuck you! You are fucking talking, I will accept you today!"

I pretended to sacrifice the fire talisman, but the green-haired bastard saw that I was not an ordinary person, he was already a stern character, and seeing that I was going to be serious, he ran away in a hurry.

The cooperation was successfully concluded. The old man of the Republic of China told me to pay for the money and deliver the goods. Then I said okay, although cash on delivery is popular now, but the underworld has not yet developed to that level, so we have to abide by the rules, right?

I asked He Yinyang to buy paper money, and I will wait here.

After a while, He Yinyang came back and handed me a stack of banknotes in his hand. They are Ming coins, with a face value of [-] million yuan. The bank where the account is opened is Yanwang Development Bank. At least there are tens of billions, but it is enough.

As a result, guess what, the old man of the Republic of China did not accept it!

People said: "You are going to the grave to burn newspapers, you are a fool! There is no such bank in the underworld, and your money is purely counterfeit!"

He Yinyang and I looked resentful, it must be a ghost who is fooling around.

He Yinyang is a kid who has more success than failure. He is not stupid at critical moments, but he has never been reliable in what he does.

I told the uncle to let him and his father wait here, and I went to buy paper money with He Yinyang.The uncle specifically asked me to ask for old copper coins, and now the underworld recognizes this.

On this big night, where did we go to buy paper money? I didn’t expect to come across a shroud store at this corner. After buying it, the proprietress gave it to us. Why?We bought all the paper money she hadn't sold this year, which filled two sacks!
I thought to myself, this person is so fucking unfilial, he is living a good life, and let his ancestors suffer!
The two sacks are not less loaded, to be honest, they are too damn heavy, just in time to see two tricycles strolling on the road, we called them over, bargained with the cart pullers, and finally got slaughtered, and the two of us It costs ten dollars!

Let it be ten yuan for ten yuan, otherwise the two of us can't lift it!In fact, it’s not too far, it’s a distance of one mile. After getting out of the car, the driver was quite conscientious. He helped us carry the sack and asked us what was in the sack, which was so heavy.

Stab it!

The sack was scratched by the car door, and a pile of paper money spilled out. I smiled, you saw it now, the one pulling the cart!

The cart puller was stunned at the time, and the more we looked at each other, the less we looked like good people. Pulling paper money into the woods in the middle of the night, is this something a human can do?
When the ghost in the forest saw the money coming, he cried and howled excitedly. The old boy was so frightened that his face turned green.He Yinyang laughed happily.

The two of us finally moved the paper money to the side of the public toilet. The old man couldn’t close his mouth from ear to ear, his dead face became paler and paler. One hundred million is enough for the grandfather and grandson of the Republic of China to spend a few years!
He Yinyang shook the sack away and asked me, "Brother Dong! How do you do it!"

I patted him, what do you say, light it up!Didn't you see that old boy's saliva was about to flow out!

He Yinyang took out his pocket and lost his lighter. Before I could scold him, the boy from the Republic of China stretched out a lighter. This kid has a bit of eyesight!Turn around, uncle will bring you two Transformers!
The wind in the woods was quite strong, and after a long time of exhaustion, it was finally lit, and the flames of the fire were rushing up!

broken!Such a big fire might bring in the park's "fighters". If the two of us really started a fire, we might have to spend the night at the police station.

"What are you doing, what are you doing! I'm sick, what are you burning in the middle of the night, this is Yinmin Park, and the road to Yinmin's park is straight! The police will come later, neither of you will try to run away!"

Sure enough, the "fighter" came, and took a small flashlight to shoot at the two of us, speaking with an authentic Northeast accent, as if fighting crime.

Who the hell wants to run away, we haven't finished burning yet, how can we run away!

I waved my hand to He Yinyang and asked him to delay 'beating the old man' for a while, and burn as much as he could, so as not to keep our promises.

He Yinyang didn't talk nonsense, originally he had to punch and compare, but He Yinyang stuck the eye-opening talisman on his forehead!
The watcher was dumbfounded at the time, how could he not get dizzy when a group of ghosts dangled in front of his eyes?

One, two, three, I obviously overestimated him, and before the number three came to him, he'd be on his back!
I saw that the flames on the ground were getting smaller and smaller, and it was probably almost burned. The old man Minguo and his grandson also prepared sacks over there.

I said, "Okay, sir! We're happy to cooperate!"

The old man shook my hand excitedly and asked his grandson to hand the video tape into our hands.

I took the videotape and checked it with He Yinyang. There is nothing wrong with it. It is quite complete and should not be damaged. Although we don’t know what is in the videotape, we can guess that it must be Zhang Jiefang and Xiao Wan. Fortunately, the old man in the Republic of China does not have a video recorder in Qing's live broadcast of the crime. Otherwise, if his grandson watched it, I wonder if it would affect the mental and physical health of the teenagers.

"Mighty mighty~!"

At this moment, the siren of the police car sounded, and I dragged He Yinyang and ran away. The old man did not lie to us, and he called the fire department.

What a fucking fuss, isn't it just burning paper money? As for it!
The two of us ran wildly all the way, and we had already sobered up the fuck at this time. We found a deserted place in the wilderness, and prepared to restore the video tape.

The current video tape is still in the ghost world. After it is burned, it will not belong to the human world. Except for me and He Yinyang, the things in the ghost world cannot be seen or touched by others, so we have to keep it. Restore it.

I asked He Yinyang: "I let you buy Ai Ye, did you buy it?"

First, when he went to buy Hades coins, I asked him to buy mugwort leaves. Mugwort leaves are a very common herb. It is just a kind of herbal medicine to mortals, but it is often used by those who eat food in the underworld. A tool!
I use Ai Ye according to a method of returning the soul from Fuxi's Heavenly Book. Borrowing an object to return the soul does not return the soul of the person, but the soul of the object. How could this object have a soul?In fact, it is not the case. Everything in this world has essence, but there is more or less essence.

For example, pen and ink, such as cups, etc., even though they are dead objects, they also have a little spirituality, but it is impossible for human consciousness to sense them.

I asked He Yinyang to dig a mud pit and put the invisible videotape in it. Then we both untied our trouser belts and pissed some boy urine in it. If you want to convert something extremely yin into an extremely yang, something positive is essential!

I also buried Ai Ye in the soil, and I left the task of making urine mud to He Yinyang. This was his strong point when he was a child. I was in charge of casting spells in the end. Centering on the video tape, I cast several spells in succession. This spell It's a resurrection talisman. What I can draw is the simplest resurrection talisman. There are three stripes on the advanced resurgence talisman. I only have one stripe, but it is more than enough to restore such an inconspicuous little thing as a video tape!

Don't think it's just restoring a video tape. In terms of my skills, this is a very energy-consuming thing. I did it for two full hours before I was finally done.

He Yinyang endured the smell of urine and pulled the videotape out of the mud. The bright red color of the videotape exuded a strange luster under the moonlight. We were so excited that we finally made a fucking success!

After a whole night of tossing around, we were exhausted. Finally, we returned to the university town. We parted ways on the way. We went back to our homes and looked for our mothers. We will hand over this video tape to the police uncle tomorrow. You just wait in prison. Let's go home!

When I got back to the dormitory, I fell on the bed and dreamed about Duke Zhou. This sleep was the most solid sleep I had in recent days. Now the evidence is in my hands. I just need to pass the video tape to the police station. That kid Zhang Wangba If I fall down immediately, all problems will be solved. Not only will I not be expelled, but I will also help Xiao Wanqing wash away her grievances, so that she can rest in peace under Jiuquan.

(End of this chapter)