Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 40
When I woke up the next day, it was already nine o'clock in the morning. I stretched my neck, and my whole body was sore.

I tidied up indiscriminately, handed the so-called sign-in card to the boss, and told him to play by ear, and the boss swore to me that he would act when he saw the 'chicken', so I was relieved.

When I came to He Yinyang's dormitory, this kid was still sound asleep. I poked him, and this kid actually buried his head in the bed.

Brother Dong was ruthless, and he lifted the quilt all at once. When I opened it, I almost died laughing. This kid is pouted with a big gray butt, white and fat, like Zhu Bajie. Unexpectedly Damn she has the habit of sleeping naked.

He Yinyang got excited, and said embarrassingly when he was robbed: "Brother Dong! You are here!"

"What time is it? It will be noon soon!" I gave him a blank look.

There was no time for him to tidy up, so he wiped his hair with water until it looked like a cow licked it, and went out.

Take a taxi and go straight to Chengguan. From the university town to Chengguan, it spans almost the entire urban area. The distance is long. Fortunately, taxis can go to the viaduct, and it takes less than an hour to get there by taking the loop road.

The God Temple is located in the north of Xidajie Road in the ancient city of Chengguan. It is a national key protection unit. It was built in the Liao Dynasty and has lasted for more than 600 years.Its real name is Xuanzhen Guan, because the "Xuanwu Emperor" or "Xuantian God" is enshrined in the temple, referred to as "Xuandi". He is the god of the north in Chinese mythology and is believed by Taoism.During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, it was renamed Yuanzhen Temple because of the taboo of the word "Xuan" in Aixinjueluo Xuanye, the holy ancestor.

He Yinyang and I have heard all kinds of legends about the Temple of God before. It is one of the few famous temples in Northeast China. According to the big yellow dog, the Temple of God is a place of death in the north. The status of this ancient temple in the hearts of He Yinyang and me has been raised a lot.

Among these three worlds, according to the common sense, the underworld and the yang world are irrelevant, but there are some mysterious places in the yang world that can communicate with the underworld, or save the ghosts, or save the dead. God Temple is such a place , can send some undead who have been exiled and escaped from the ghost way to the underworld.

Along the way, He Yinyang and I were looking forward to it, not knowing how grand and upright this temple of God is, and how unique it is.

But when the taxi stopped at the gate of the Temple of God, we couldn’t help feeling a little disappointed. It was not as magnificent and magnificent as we imagined. Although the temple still retains a strong sense of simplicity and elegance, the inside is actually dilapidated. look.

Considering that this temple has existed for more than 600 years, this appearance seems reasonable.

As soon as I entered the courtyard, I could smell the strong smell of incense. I didn't expect the incense in this temple to be quite strong. It seems that there are still some devout believers.

In the middle of the courtyard, there is a huge incense burner. Inside the incense burner, the smoke curls up, soaring to the sky. It is very spectacular. Many people kneel and kowtow around the incense burner.

He Yinyang and I glanced at it and found that most of these worshipers had more or less Yin Qi in their bodies, presumably they had hysteria and came to resolve it.

I shook my head secretly, what's the use of rushing to hug Buddha's feet if I don't usually burn incense, the real disease is the human heart.

It is the rule of the temple gate to enter the temple three sticks of incense. Whether you believe in the so-called "Xuanwu Emperor" or not, you must light three sticks of knocking incense to show that you are a guest here.

This kid He Yinyang is a pious person, he bought a coil of incense and threw it into the stove, and kowtowed three times to Master Xuanwu.He smiled and said to me: "My grandfather said that if you don't burn incense when you enter the temple, you will be very poor."

I rubbed my nose. It seems that I am so poor because I don't burn incense when I enter the temple.

Bypassing the big censer, the two of us entered the main hall. Although it was daytime, the hall was dark and a little daunting.

Right in front of him is the dharma body of Emperor Xuanwu. A mighty and huge statue is very shocking. Just this momentum is not something that ordinary emperors can have. It really lives up to its reputation.

Surrounding the 'Emperor Xuanwu' are some small statues of gods. They have different shapes.

At the entrance of the main hall, there is a very large altar, and a Taoist priest sits in front of the altar. This Taoist priest is in his thirties, dressed in a Taoist style, but his appearance is really unflattering. I really don't understand why a righteous man The Taoist priest wants to look like a mouse-eye, I am so sorry to the audience!

Since the two of us came in, the Taoist priest's eyes have been on us all the time. Seeing us looking at him, he waved to us.

"Are the two benefactors here to tell a fortune?" He looked at us attentively, as if he hadn't opened for a month.

Another magic stick, I taunted myself secretly, the more I looked at it, the more I felt how similar the aura of this Taoist priest was to Mr. He Da.

I shook my head and said: "We don't count, we are here to save."

"Who is it for?" The Taoist asked quickly.

"A big yellow dog!"

"Uh..." The Taoist choked suddenly. In fact, both of us can understand his surprise. He has always given salvation to people, but he has never heard of rescue from dogs.

"What price do you want to go beyond?" the Taoist said hastily.

I frowned and said, "There are different prices for this thing?"

The Taoist smiled lewdly and said: "Of course! 888 for one floor, 1888 for two floors, and 2888 for three floors! One floor and two floors refer to the height of the letters, and the letters are stacked up to the top. The higher it is, the better it will be saved, and the closer the undead will be to the kingdom of heaven!"

"What? 2888?"

He Yinyang and I were dumbfounded. We didn't expect that Chaodu would cost so much money. Nima, this stinky Taoist priest is not extorting.I threatened to find their Taoist priests, but I still didn't believe it. This is not a supersedation, it is a waste of money! 2000 yuan is enough to buy a one-square-meter house in the urban area.

The stinky Taoist priest heard that I wanted to find the Taoist priest, and immediately laughed even more lewdly, and said wretchedly: "I am a poor Taoist, but I am the Taoist priest in this temple!"

Nima, it seems that the blood is out today.

I took out my pocket, and there was only 500 yuan in my pocket. I knew that the overtime fee was such a scam, so I just took Lao Wang's money yesterday!It's too late to regret now.

I told He Yinyang that it would be 888. It would be nonsense to spend too much money. He Yinyang took out 2000 yuan from his pocket and told me to burn the most expensive one. What he meant was that he would give it away completely. The height is not enough to drop the rhubarb dog again.

Come on!Who told people to be rich? Sometimes I thought, this rich second generation is really fucking happy.But having a rich second-generation brother is happier than being a rich second-generation brother.

The stinky Taoist took 2888 cheerfully. That guy's mouth twitched in laughter, and he lost his eyesight when he laughed.

After counting the money, he brought us a piece of rhubarb paper and a cinnabar pen, and asked us to write on it ourselves.

"Write it yourself?" He Yinyang and I stared at each other. We have never written this stuff, so who knows how to write it.

The Taoist waved his hands and said, "It's okay! Write whatever you want, write whatever you want!"

He Yinyang and I thought about it for a long time, so let's write a few words of blessing.

What I wrote was: "Rhubarb! I wish you a happy life in heaven, and work hard to become a useful dog like a huffing dog."

What He Yinyang wrote was: "Rhubarb! Live well on it, find a dog wife, and give birth to a bunch of puppies!"

After reading his expression, I laughed, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a curse.

He gave the letter to the stinky Taoist priest, and he took it with a smile, and muttered: "This dog is so fucking happy!"

My day!Damn it burst out, I really wonder if he is a Taoist priest.

The two of us watched the Taoist priest fold the yellow paper back and forth. Ya's hands were quite dexterous, and it folded into a small house in a short while. Only then did we understand that what he said about the three-story building was like this.

The Taoist priest handed over the Little House to us, and asked us to kneel in front of the Dharma portrait and burn the yellow paper, and the salvation was completed.

The Taoist took a handful of dust with few hairs left and pretentiously dusted it off. Suddenly, He Yinyang and I felt a gust of warm wind blowing over our bodies, and our robes rattled.

Our eyes widened in an instant, and we put away our cynical expressions. It turns out that this Taoist priest knows two hands after all, not a pure magic stick.

"Yang Qichi is titled Wuji, benevolent and assisted in fighting to the spiritual god,

The majestic appearance appears in the sea, and the virtues spread all over the world to look up to,
....
Turning bad luck into good luck is like snapping your fingers, and blessing and eliminating disasters is like dying.

Mortals have a golden furnace for prayer, and everything comes from prayer,

Heartfelt gift"

When the word "li" burst out of the Taoist priest's mouth, the "little house" in the hands of He Yinyang and I ignited spontaneously with a bang, which frightened us both.
I watched the small house burn layer by layer, and every time a layer was burned, there would be a bang inside, and the flames shot up one after another!

After a while, the house was about to burn down. Seeing that it was about to burn us, He Yinyang yelled: "Master Daoist! When can we stop?"

Dao Chang gave us both a look and said: "I didn't say to let you two hold it all the time, wouldn't it be over if you threw it away when it was lit?"

My day!You fucking didn't say it earlier, He Yinyang and I quickly threw the little house out.

The two of us thought that the matter of saving lives was over, but when we were about to leave the door, the stinky Taoist stopped us, threw us three sticks of incense and said, "Take these three sticks of incense and burn them on the roof at the back, by the side of Fragrant Mountain Kowtow twice, and the undead will ascend to heaven."

He Yinyang and I didn't expect such a step, so we quickly took the incense and came to the rooftop.

Jietiantai is behind the main hall, and there is also a courtyard behind the main hall. The main hall to which it belongs is called Jietian Temple. Only then did we find out that the Temple of God is quite large, and there is actually a hall behind Jietian Hall, but that It seems that someone is watching, and no one is allowed to enter.

The two of us saw the so-called Fragrant Hills on the rooftop.

The so-called Fragrant Hills are piled up with incense, and the pilgrims who come and go throw the incense in their hands from time to time, and the billowing black smoke seems to never stop.

He Yinyang and I were secretly startled, this temple is really full of incense, it really deserves to be the place of death.

The two of us threw the incense given by the Taoist priest into the Fragrant Hills. We didn’t kowtow as the Taoist told us, but just bowed to the side. Rhubarb is a dog, and bowing to it is already very face-saving. What would happen to us if we kowtowed to the dog? !

"Look! Ascension! Undead ascended!"

At this moment, a pilgrim suddenly yelled, and He Yinyang and I raised our heads in surprise and looked up into the air, and we couldn't help seeing a shocking scene.

(End of this chapter)