Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 55 The Hidden Master
The next day, He Yinyang came to see me.

This kid is strong and has regained a bit of strength. Although his face is still pale, I didn't break his wrist.

I said, "You can do it! It's very powerful! Why can't you just do that!"

He Yinyang quickly covered my mouth, afraid that my nonsense would be heard by the dormitory people, but the elders still pricked up their ears.He Yinyang blushed like a monkey's butt, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and get in.

I changed the subject with a strange smile: "Xiao Li came to see me yesterday..."

I told He Yinyang about Xiaoli's departure, and the kid suddenly fell silent.

I know the entanglement between the two before, he will definitely feel uncomfortable now.

Alas, I sighed, who didn't have a few romantic affairs when he was young, still remember when Xiaoli put the test sheet in front of his eyes, he said to me excitedly: "Brother Dong, I have a son! "

He Yinyang is a good man, man, if the child is really his, I believe he will take the responsibility, but all this is just a farce, and he is the one who gets hurt in the end.

I think after he has experienced this incident, he should become more mature, and there will be no more so-called one-night stands.

I think so, but how many men in this world can control their desires and emotions?
I think that growing up so much, my education of He Yinyang is a hundred times more successful than his grandfather's education of him.

I originally thought that my good character could infect him, but I didn't expect that I, who was unstained all the way through the mud, would degenerate to the same level as him one day, and I was drunk with money.But this is all for later, let's not mention it for the time being, I just want to say one thing, this is his uncle's fate.

I don't have the habit of drinking too much, but this night He Yinyang and I were so drunk that I helped him go back to my bedroom to rest after he talked nonsense and slammed on the wine table together.

There is a kind of person who falls asleep after drinking too much alcohol. If this kind of person is not heartless, he is free and easy.

There is a kind of person who does not get drunk after a thousand glasses of wine, stares at the ceiling and becomes more sober. This kind of person is either too preoccupied or painful.

I belong to the latter category, and I can't fall asleep with my heavy head on my back.The two of us squeezed into this small bed less than one meter wide, and I was almost pushed out of bed by this kid several times.

I used to think that I knew He Yinyang very well, but now I suddenly discovered that if you have never slept with someone, then you will never say you know him.Parentheses, both men and women.

This kid doesn't tell the truth when he sleeps, but also hiccups, farts, and grinds his teeth.I turned over inadvertently, and the smell of rotten eggs in the bed almost killed me.What made me even more disgusted was that this kid covered his head in the bed when he was sleeping. This is really farting in the bed, you can smell it and cover it!

In this situation, my insomnia is doomed. Sometimes I really envy He Yinyang. I wish I could be as free and easy as this buddy, but our completely different fates seem to be two people who touch each other. less than extreme.

It has been two years since I separated from Xiaocui from high school. I don't know what I am obsessed with. Even her smile has been faintly disappeared in my mind, but the voice of her breaking up with me that day is still deeply imprinted on me. in mind.

Why do people worry about it?Is it because you are unwilling or because you don't have the courage to face it?I am not a cowardly person, I hope to crush all this in my dream...
I woke up in the morning annoyed that I the fuck found me under the bed!I kicked He Yinyang's big butt, and the kid scratched his butt and fell asleep again.

I like this kid's personality that even if the sky falls, he can't stop him from sleeping, but didn't Zhou Gong tell him that the catastrophe is coming?

I haven't done morning exercise for a long time. Today I suddenly have the urge to run. Irregular life has caused the biological clock of our generation to be very disordered. I heard from the newspaper that this is a sub-healthy state, and you must be qualified in the way of exorcism and defense. body, so I decided to start exercising today.

I like this season the most throughout the year, the weather is slightly cold but the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming.

The spring in Northeast China is exceptionally beautiful. Perhaps it is a kind of luck to be born in a place with four distinct seasons. We can experience the severe cold of winter and understand the preciousness of spring.

These days, older people tend to be more diligent than young people. I saw such a group of people in People’s Park. Old men and old ladies played music from the 90s and danced trendy zombie dances. , the smell of red penetrating half the sky.

When passing a forest, I stopped because I saw an old man in a white shirt doing Tai Chi.The old man is quite old, but his movements are very imposing. His steady horse steps seem to be impossible to push down; his slow movements seem to be able to astringe all the heavy strength; The whole world is gone.

I was a little crazy watching it for a while.

In the past, I thought that Taijiquan was just a way to strengthen the body, but after meeting Baimei Laodao, I completely overturned this idea, because until now my butt is still hurting!

I was embarrassed to step forward, so I imitated the old man's gestures from a distance.Some movements look simple, but they don't have the artistic conception of others at all when they are drawn.

When the old man was about to finish his work at the end, he moved very fast. He spun several times on the same spot, and I followed suit.

I groped into the woods quietly, and stopped on the ground where the old man punched just now.

I was surprised to find that there were no fallen leaves within a ten-foot range of the old man's practice, and I was surprised to find an inch-deep handprint on the surrounding trees!
Master!I am sure that I have met an expert. I never thought that there would be such a martial arts master hidden in the university town, a place where no shit. I secretly regret why I didn’t come up to learn from a teacher just now. Trick, then Brother Dong, who am I afraid of besides the police in the future!

I went back to the dormitory annoyed, and found that the bed was empty. He Yinyang didn't know where he went.

After a while, this kid came back again, holding some breakfast in his hand, some soy milk and fried dough sticks, and sharing it with the people in my dormitory. This guy He Yinyang is good at this, he is not stingy, and my dormitory brothers like it very much He was so stupid.

After He Yinyang divided the soy milk, he threw a bag to me. I opened it and saw that it was round big soybeans.

I said, "Why do you buy so many soybeans!"

Before he could answer, I suddenly remembered that the old Taoist Baimei taught us the art of turning beans into soldiers, but I forgot, it seems that this buddy needs to practice a lot.

After dinner, He Yinyang and I came to People's Park with our bags. In order to avoid shocking the world, we found a secluded place. This place is usually a place for men and women to date, but in broad daylight, no one should come.

This guy He Yinyang has some skills, he practiced it secretly at home, and now he came to show off to me again, he made a gesture with his fingers, clamped a small bean on his fingertips, moved his lips slightly, and after a while, he suddenly said "haha" like Bruce Lee ' With a sound, he threw the beans out.

I widened my eyes and looked around, but for a long time I didn't see him change anything.

He pointed at me on the ground with a bullish face, and I quickly looked on the ground, and saw that little bean bulging on the ground, emitting black air the size of a thumb, and then the black air changed into Looks like a dung beetle.

The dung beetle and I stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes. After a long time, I finally realized, your uncle's He Yinyang!Just show me this after dancing for a long time!

Seeing the bullish look on this kid's face, I slapped him on the back of the head: "You're a dung beetle, and you're still talking to me! Your stupid temperament has grown so much that I am amazed!"

He Yinyang suddenly became unhappy, her little face flushed with anger, and said in disbelief: "If you have the ability, you can change yourself!"

Change will change, when has Brother Dong ever been afraid!

I twirled a soybean, recalling the method taught by the old Taoist, pinched the formula with my fingers, and said silently in my mouth: "Hurry up like a law! Supreme Xuanyuan, the Supreme Taoist Lord, summoned from the body of the minister, three or five meritorious talents, the bean master Into the army!"

The soybeans flew out like bullets, and suddenly a puff of wolf smoke burst out from the soybeans. There was a burst of dog barking in the smoke, and a big black dog lay on the ground!
Wang Wang!

Although this dog is not big and cannot be compared with the old-fashioned wolfhound with white eyebrows, it has a ferocious face. When it appeared on the first day of the new year, it bared its teeth and howled at us.

I proudly pouted at He Yinyang, thinking brother is great, we will become a big one as soon as we change!In fact, I had expected this result a long time ago. Compared with He Yinyang's usual debauchery, Brother Dong is still very hardworking. His skills are not comparable to those of Baimei Laodao, but he is much better than He Yinyang.

He Yinyang was immediately convinced, and looked at me with admiration, and I accepted his admiration calmly with the appearance of an outsider.

Wang Wang!

This kid just wanted to praise me, but was interrupted by the barking of the big black dog. I wondered, the thing I conjured did not let you bark. The black dog suddenly rushed towards He Yinyang.

He Yinyang, like me, has been afraid of dogs since he was a child. When this guy saw the dog running towards him, he ran away, "Your uncle Han Dong! You revenge me!"

I was a little stunned, it was really not my revenge, because I found that I had lost contact with the big black dog at this moment, and my fingers kept making tricks, but they failed!Uncle, I didn't study it thoroughly!

The big black dog chased He Yinyang in circles like a 'bark', almost biting He Yinyang's ass a few times, this kid scolded me as he ran, I don't know how many times he cursed me.

I was also a little anxious, running behind the big black dog, this is pure accidental injury, if this kid is really bitten by a dog, I have to take him to the hospital for rabies vaccination.

The two of them and a dog were running around in the park like this. The grandparents were dumbfounded, and the aunt who had something good to do would call the police and accuse me of letting the dog do the killing. I stopped him quickly, "Aunt! Let's make a scene Just kidding, a little thing will always cause trouble for the police uncle!"

I chased the big black dog, and the big black dog chased He Yinyang, and there was a burst of chicken and dog jumping in the park, so it was very lively.

This kid He Yinyang is deficient in calcium, and he always stumbles when running. He just heard him oops and fell to the ground with a dog eating shit, and my big black dog was about to pounce on him!

At this critical moment, an old man in a white shirt suddenly appeared on the road. The old man bowed steadily in a horse stance, pushed left, pushed right, with a seemingly understatement, the big black dog howled With a single sound, it flew out and slammed into a nearby tree.

boom!
The big black dog howled, and instantly turned into black mist and disappeared.

(End of this chapter)