Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 84 The Phone at Home

"What the hell is your name? The elders can't even bear this kind of pain. I have endured your grandpa for decades!"

"Old man, I'm not your grandson! Ah~~~!"

He Yinyang's screams came and went one after another, which made me feel hairy, and cold sweat broke out on my back.

I swallowed hard and spit, Nima, does it really hurt so much!
It hurts, but the ginkgo tree oil is really effective. Under the scorching of the long-burning lamp, the red hair on He Yinyang's legs gradually faded and disappeared into the skin, even his original black hair They were all burnt clean.

Grandma, this calf is so fucking white.

He Yinyang howled for more than half an hour, and finally ended the painful torment.The kid rolled down his trousers cursingly, and looked at me with a mournful face.

"How? Cool?" I asked.

Damn nodded, "What a cool word! Guan Gong scraping the bone to cure poison is nothing more than that!"

I swallowed fiercely, this kid actually frightened me, did my brother frighten me too much!I rolled up my trouser legs and walked up.

The old Tu Fuzi glanced at me holding up the ever-burning lamp, "You can yell softly, Grandpa, my ears can't stand your tossing like this."

"Senior, don't worry, I promise not to be as worthless as that kid!" I vowed.

"You will know what is unforgettable in a while!"

He Yinyang glanced at me, and muttered softly next to me, feeling a little gloating about my misfortune.

The flame of the long burning lamp slowly approached the red hair on my leg. I didn’t feel much at first, but gradually, a sharp pain rushed to my nerves without warning. The pain came too suddenly. I grinned, but refused to cry out.

"Just pretend, I'll see how long you can last!" He Yinyang fanned the flames.

"Shut up...ah~~~!"

I actually cried out shamefully, I really didn't want to, but it hurt too much, a hundred times more intense than the pain of being raped.It feels like putting people on fire, without even some anesthetic, who can not feel pain.

The old man ignored my pain, and clasped his ears. The flames continued to travel up and down my legs. Where the flames passed, the red hair quickly retracted into the skin, and he didn't dare to show his head again.

The time I screamed didn't seem to be shorter than that of He Yinyang. When the red hair completely faded, my legs went limp and I almost fell to the ground.

"Master, why is the word so painful..." I found that my voice was hoarse.

The old man glanced at both of us, snorted, cocked his lips and said, "You two, you are half a catty, and you are eight taels each!"

The two of us were a little unconvinced immediately, this old man doesn't feel pain in his back when he is standing and talking, if you have the ability, you can do it now, I see if you call it hurt, or we call you uncle!
The old man ignored the two of us, carefully extinguished the oil lamp, and then re-sealed the remaining ginkgo tree oil in the bowl.This is a good thing, it cannot be bought in the market, and it cannot be wasted at all.

After the old man finished cleaning up, the three of us sat down again.

"I have done everything that can be done, but as I said before, that thing will always follow you, so this red hair cannot be eradicated. Although I have used ginkgo tree oil to remove your red hair, it is just Temporarily, within half a year, it will still grow back, so you will come to my place every six months." The old man said lightly.

"Half a year?" We both stared at each other, we have to grow hair every six months, which is too troublesome!We both couldn't help feeling depressed.

The old man glanced at both of us and said: "What? Is it too troublesome? If you can be like me, with these mountain raccoon spirits guarding you, Hongsha won't dare to get too close to you, and the red hair will grow slower, what a pity You are still young, why are you willing to live in a corner..."

The old man is right, cats and dogs are the deadliest enemies of Shi Sha, because it is said that cats and dogs can see ghosts, and ghosts are also afraid of dogs and cats, ghosts generally dare not approach where there are cats and dogs, so if there are cats If the dog guards, that's really a good way.

As soon as I had an idea, I thought of Rhubarb. Grandpa, isn’t this guy just a dog? It seems that we should invite this kid to eat steamed buns with mutton more in the future.

"I did my best in doing this, you two can do it for yourself!" The old man sighed.

He Yinyang and I smiled wryly. I didn’t expect to come to him to report every six months in the future, but this is the only way to relieve Hongsha, and if he is willing to help us, it is because of Hall Master Hu’s face. Well, we owed him a life, to put it lightly, it can be regarded as a debt of great favor.

"Okay, you can leave if you have nothing to do, go out from the old woods, I will let my cats not touch you, let's go!" The old man waved his hands impatiently, we really added a lot to others. trouble.

Before leaving, He Yinyang took the broken bottle on the stove and played with it again. The old man stared at him with vigilance, for fear that his treasure would be taken away by someone.

He Yinyang smiled awkwardly, she seemed a little unwilling to give up, rubbed the broken bottle with her sleeve, "Senior...can you lend me this bottle for a while..."

"roll!"

Before we finished speaking, we were kicked out by the old man, feeling a little disgraced.

"This damn old man, isn't he just a broken Ru kiln? What's so great about it, I don't care about it!" He Yinyang said angrily.

I can't help but feel angry and funny, you started to play tricks on other people's treasures as soon as you walked in the door, can people not show you face?
"Again, how much is that broken bottle worth?" Seeing He Yinyang's gloomy expression, I asked curiously.

He Yinyang quickly widened his eyes, "What a broken bottle! That's Ru Kiln from the Ming Dynasty. Although the small bottle is not a rare treasure, it must be worth hundreds of thousands!"

Hearing what he said, I was immediately dumbfounded, obediently dig a hole!A broken bottle is worth hundreds of thousands, this old man is too rich... not to mention that he has more treasures hidden in his house!
……

The red hair on both of our legs never appeared again after the hair was shaved off from the old man.Although Hongmao didn't appear again, the matter of Hongsha has been pressing on our hearts like a stone. When we think of that ghost staring at us all the time, we feel uncomfortable all over our bodies.

Since then, we have often found rhubarb to play with. This kid told us that he did find a red shadow following us inadvertently, but as long as it appeared, it would disappear in a blink of an eye.

Rhubarb immediately became our patron saint, and it was the first time I felt that this kid was useful.Its master passed away and never came back, so it is eager for us to come here to eat and drink.

Within a few days, this kid actually started to raise prices from the floor. He would go with anyone who invited him to dinner every day. A bowl of sheep's head steamed buns was not enough, and this guy even wanted to eat pizza. This is simply taking advantage of the fire!
Brother Dong, I’m poor, I can’t afford such an expensive dog buddy, but He Yinyang is rich, and treats rhubarb to eat and drink every day. Rhubarb is so cheap, he walks behind other people’s ass every day, and when he sees me, he The mother raised her face.

His uncle!What a world, even dogs have learned to be snobbish these days!

It eats and drinks so much that no one can bear it, and finally one day He Yinyang cried to me and said that he would transfer the dog to me.I said no!Rhubarb is so addictive to follow you that you don't want to buy ham sausage 'Shuanghui', but you must eat 'Wang Zhongwang'. Such a classic dog is as good as Tibetan mastiff, who the hell can keep it.

The result later was that Rhubarb was abandoned by the two of us and became a stray dog.Seeing that we hadn't had a bird for a week, he finally came back to his senses and came to me humbly, instead of asking me for a kennel, he just lay under my bed and smelled the stinky shoes.This kid promised us that he would never play tricks on us again, and that he would take turns to stand guard in our dormitory, each taking turns for a week.

Just round and round like this, it's the end of the semester, the end of the semester is good, this means that it's a holiday, I don't have to skip class anymore!
But young people should not be too optimistic, the final exam is just around the corner.Two days before the exam, our dormitory finally responded to the word exam, and we all went to the study room to start cramming, the ultimate goal is not to fail the subject!

That morning, someone yelled, "Boss! Hurry up! Put on your hard hat and take a seat in the study room!"

The boss jumped up from the bed with a loud rub, and started running to the library with the book in his arms...

Sitting in the study room, I flipped through this year's book, and suddenly found that it was as good as new!A sense of guilt surged into my heart instantly... There was once a brand new book in front of me, I didn't cherish it, I didn't feel anxious until the exam, if God could give me another chance, I would definitely draw Click on the comics!

Damn it!Why didn't I draw some comics on such a good book!
When I came back to my senses, I picked up a pen and marked the scope of the teacher's exam.

That's right, the university's final exam is limited, which means that the teacher will tell you what the teacher plans to test.

But after drawing the range given by the teacher, my friends and I were shocked!It turned out to be the whole book!

Knowing the truth, I shed tears...

I don’t know which philosopher said: A university without passing a subject is an incomplete university.

Well, I am complete!Our bedroom is complete!As for the number of subjects I failed, I will not mention it, but I know one thing. It turns out that I have to pay for failing subjects. I paid tens of yuan in total. I was so distressed that I didn’t fall asleep for a week.

I hang up the most. When I came back from the holidays, when my dorm buddies met, they all comforted me and made me feel ashamed.

I remember when I was in high school, there was a kind of student. Usually you didn’t see how he studied, but his grades were good. This type belonged to the stealthy type. He studied hard behind his back, and his eyes were tired out, but when he came to school, he should study. When he stopped learning, he dragged you to play.

Here comes the important point, whenever the exam results are released, he will be at the top, holding the report card, showing a pair of shiny silver teeth, turning around and smiling wretchedly, hiding his achievements and fame!
Let me tell you that such a brat is fucked!
Of course, this kind of situation will not happen in the university, everyone is equally divided, but when the report card came out, I was still shocked, I was the last one!

Because of this, I was ridiculed by my roommates for a whole semester, and when I came back, I was scolded by Shen Yue, and she moved my 'cousin' out, and insisted on talking to my cousin Talk about my study problems.

Master, is this looking for the parents or using power for personal gain!
....
The days went by like this day by day, and gradually, after getting used to the matter of Hongsha, it became a bit irrelevant. Every six months, He Yinyang and I would bring the yellow chicken to the door of the old man.

The old man is getting old, and he walks slowly. We are really afraid that one day he will die like this. Who should we turn to?
In a blink of an eye, two years have passed, these two years have been uneventful, and the matter of eliminating demons and defending the Tao seems to be getting far away from us. In the decadent time, we both cursed the peace of the world, always hoping that something earth-shattering will happen to make our life a reality. Fan Weiye, in fact, only nuclear weapons can make the world unpeaceful. We don't have that much energy yet.

I was about to graduate in such a daze, one day when I was in class, I suddenly received a call from the village. My mother told me to go home quickly, saying that something happened to the old man!

When I heard the call, I panicked. My grandfather is so strong, how could something happen?

At this moment, I haven't been home for more than half a year. During the holidays, I was busy working part-time in the provincial capital to earn pocket money. When I heard that something happened to my grandfather, I couldn't help but feel guilty.Hastily asked Shen Yue for leave, bought a train ticket, and boarded the train home...

(End of this chapter)