Otherworldly Time Thieves

Chapter 167 The Laughing Stock

Chapter 167 The Laughing Stock (3)
"Oh?" Everyone really became interested again, and asked: "What's the matter, let's listen to it!"

Now the three words "Marquis's Mansion" have become the most attractive vocabulary. When everyone heard this word, they immediately pricked up their ears.

"I heard about this from Collet yesterday. I was a little skeptical before, but when I heard another piece of news later, I knew it was true." The gossip man took a sip of his wine and said.

"Cole? Is that the old farmer who is responsible for helping the nobles dig out the cesspit?" It seems that many people know this person.

"That's right, it's him!" The gossip man nodded and said, "I met him yesterday, and I was acquainted with him, so I casually chatted with him, and then he said that he just came out of the Marquis's mansion, People from the Marquis Mansion specially called him over. I was surprised and questioned him, but he shook his head and said he didn’t know what was going on, but there was too much dirt in the Marquis Mansion today, and it was already full. That's why I asked him to go, but the dirt was really weird, I didn't see any lumps, it was all thin, and many of them were bloodshot, which made him terrified."

"puff!"

The sound of spouting wine was heard again in the tavern.

"Damn, are you deliberately not letting us drink? You keep talking about this kind of thing at this time!?" It caused public outrage.

"Didn't you tell me to say that?" the gossip man said aggrievedly.

"That didn't make you say that!" Everyone accused, "What's so strange about this, who doesn't have diarrhea!?"

"It's really nothing strange!" The gossip man nodded and said, "But when I tell you another news, you will know if there is anything strange!"

"What's the news?" Everyone asked curiously.

"Yesterday, Jordan from the alchemy pharmacy on South Street kept swearing at the street, and even went to the security patrol to report that his store was stolen. When the patrol team asked him when they were investigating, he said that he had lost several Ten vials of potions made from gram beans."

"Pharmaceuticals made from gram beans? What is that used for?" Everyone was puzzled, "It has nothing to do with it."

"Don't worry, listen to me!" The gossip man took a sip of wine calmly, "Everyone here may not have used this thing, but I just bought it once, and this thing is used to treat constipation It’s what’s known as a laxative.”

"Tsk tsk tsk!" he exclaimed, "dozens of bottles! That's a year's worth of inventory in Jordan's store, and they were all stolen. According to Jordan, even a giant dragon can pull in such a dose." It's been a whole day..."

In the tavern, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, pondering over the matter carefully, laxative?No lumps?All rare?Still bloodshot?
All of a sudden, the people who had come to their senses let out loud laughter again, wishing to lift off the roof of the tavern at once, so that the people outside could also hear the laughter.

"Wow ha ha ha! I laughed so hard!" A group of people covered their stomachs and beat the table vigorously, and some fell asleep and rolled on the ground.

(End of this chapter)

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