Otherworldly Time Thieves

Chapter 75 My God!You are so tall! (3)
Hearing the sound, Lao Zhu turned his head to look, and saw that the person who called him was a group of mercenaries sitting around a round table, so he walked over and sat down without being polite.

This is a mercenary team with a reasonable mix of occupations. There are two high-level fighters, a mid-level thief, a mid-level archer, a high-level magician, and a female priest. The priest is probably the middle-level of the team. The lowest position is still low-level.

All six of them had badges of the mercenary union, one star for the low rank, two stars for the middle rank, three stars for the high rank, and so on.

Here is the way to distinguish mercenaries from adventurers. Mercenaries are registered with the mercenary union on the mainland, but adventurers are not. Most mercenaries are organized, while adventurers are scattered. They don't have rank badges on them.

It was the thief who greeted him, and the others also looked at Lao Zhu with a smile on their faces, welcoming him. The female priest had been covering her mouth and giggling since just now, and now she saw Lao Zhu sitting beside them. After that, she looked at him even more curiously.

The white pastor's robe on her made Lao Zhu giggle, it was too narrow!I don't know if all the priest's robes are designed like this. After wearing it on her, it's like playing with snakes. In addition, her figure is really good, so it looks really pleasing to the eye.

I finally understand why there is such a low-level priest in such a high-level team. Five big men always need such a woman to make adjustments!
"Hey, I said big man! Is this your first time in this town?" The thief asked Lao Zhu impatiently after he ordered a big glass of wine.

"Well, yes!" Lao Zhu nodded, took a sip of the wine, and then frowned. The wine was not very tasty and had a weird taste, which seemed to be caused by impurities not being removed during the brewing process.

But Lao Zhu can only drink now, he has no room to be picky now.

"Hey, I knew." The thief smirked, "The dwarves in this town are paranoid for some reason and don't like people who are taller than them, that's why they made the door of the tavern so short of!"

Regarding this point, Lao Zhu was indeed quite speechless.

"Also, in this town, there are two kinds of people that cannot be messed with!" The thief continued to say to Lao Zhu, "One kind of people are dwarves, they are the masters of this town, and they are the most populous race in the whole town , the first ones not to be messed with are them, and the second one is the dwarves."

"Dwarf?" Old Zhu asked in confusion, "And why?"

"Want to know?" Seeing that Lao Zhu's appetite had been aroused, the thief stopped talking: "I won't tell you now, you will find out later! There are often dwarves coming to this tavern."

The bandit's mercenary companion didn't speak, and smiled as he watched the bandit bragging with Lao Zhu. Hearing the bandit talking about the dwarf, the group of people shook their heads amusedly.

Lao Zhu drank his wine silently, and everyone at the table did not speak in tacit understanding, listening to the mercenaries around him tell some interesting stories about their adventures.

"Here we come! A dwarf has come in!" Not long after, the thief suddenly reminded.

Lao Zhu looked in the direction he indicated, and saw a dwarf with a child's face, who was shorter than a dwarf, entered the tavern.

Judging from Lao Zhu's height, the dwarf old Vincent just now probably reached his ass, while the dwarf that appeared now reached his knees. It is really too short, not even a meter arrive.

Not long after the dwarf stepped into the tavern, old Vincent ran out to receive him in person.

He stood beside the dwarf, and said pleasantly, "Ah! Hello, my friend, would you like a drink?"

The dwarf looked up at old Vincent in amazement and said, "Oh! My God! You are so tall!"

Hearing this, old Vincent looked up to the sky and burst out laughing, the wrinkles on his face piled up together, he hugged the dwarf, and said affectionately: "Oh, my friend, come! I'll buy you a drink! The best wine in my collection!" Then the two walked into old Vincent's room hand in hand.

"Hahaha!" The mercenaries who had witnessed the whole process from the moment the dwarf entered the tavern burst into laughter at the same time, and some frantically patted the table and whistled, and even the human maid who was holding the wine glass covered her mouth. His whole body trembled with a smile on his mouth.

"Understood?" The thief also covered his stomach with a smile, and said to Lao Zhu, "When a dwarf sees someone who is taller than them, he will say that, but for a dwarf, it is the most beautiful thing in the world." Nice flattery! Every dwarf will think that a dwarf is their best friend, and only in front of a dwarf can they find a little confidence in their height!"

Lao Zhu understood it as soon as he heard it, and immediately burst into laughter. This was the most unflattering flattery he had ever heard.

This magical continent is really interesting.

(End of this chapter)