The system asked me to be a teacher

Chapter 223 Zheng Wanqing's Talk Show
But soon, the audience understood that the program group was right, this is a two-person talk show.

Zheng Wanqing stood on the main podium, her beautiful face was full of smiles: "Hi everyone, this is "The Yuexiu Yuexiu", I am the host Zheng Wanqing, and next to me is my assistant, Pidan."

Pi Dan: "Hi everyone, you can call me Pi Pi."

After a brief greeting, Zheng Wanqing continued: "Maybe you don't know, but when I heard that Shanghai Satellite TV invited me to speak on a talk show, I was completely dumbfounded.

talk show?What is that, so I rejected it verbally.

As a result, Assistant Wu hugged my thigh and refused to let go, crying and shouting to let me come over, and said that there was a special plane to pick me up. There was no other way, so I had to reluctantly come. "

Hearing this, Wu Di, who was watching from the audience, shook his head helplessly. Unexpectedly, this Ms. Zheng was quite vindictive.

The preserved egg next to him looked puzzled: "Wait, Boss Zheng...can you ask me weakly, when did we take the special plane? Why don't I remember anything?"

Zheng Wanqing glared at him: "We sat together, if you forget, then think again."

Pi Dan frowned and thought for a long time: "I'm obviously riding a green leather train, oh, it seems that I still have a long time to pull the brick tractor."

Zheng Wanqing: "Isn't the abbreviation of the brick-pulling tractor a private plane? Not to mention that Assistant Wu reimbursed the fare for 5 yuan!"

preserved egg:"……"

clap clap clap...

The audience laughed immediately. Although this Ms. Zheng was a girl, she lied in a serious manner, no worse than Zhou Qingyang just now.

But Wu Di smiled helplessly. He thought Zheng Wanqing was talking ironically, but the other party's burden turned into the truth.

The key is that in this way, I can't say anything, because it is an authentic talk show.

After the applause subsided, Zheng Wanqing spread her hands helplessly: "Although I managed to get to Shanghai, I still don't want to make jokes.

This time it's not impossible, but the money given by Shanghai Satellite TV is too little, and this girl's voice is very expensive. "

"Ahem... Sister Zheng, when did your voice become so expensive? How come I don't know?" Preserved Egg asked.

Zheng Wanqing rolled her eyes at him: "...when it's time to pay the phone bill."

preserved egg:"……"

clap clap clap...

Zheng Wanqing waved her hand: "Okay, I was just joking just now, brother cameraman, please stop the wheel in front of me later, otherwise I'm worried that my work won't reach your leaders at all...

Sorry, I’ve said too much, let’s talk about myself, maybe you don’t know, I used to be very fat, about 200 catties. "

Preserved egg was stunned: "Really?"

Zheng Wanqing nodded helplessly.

Preserved egg asked: "Then why did you lose weight?"

Zheng Wanqing was a little embarrassed immediately: "This is not under the marriageable age, my mother forces me to go on blind dates every day, but in the end, I see a yellow one, and a yellow one.

Her old man took it for granted that this happened because of my poor figure. "

Preserved egg: "So, Miss Zheng, you succeeded in losing weight because of love?"

Zheng Wanqing shook her head: "No, I want to prove to my mother that with my qualifications, I can't find a partner not only when I'm fat, but also when I'm thin."

preserved egg:"……"

audience:"……"

"Actually, when it comes to marital issues, I have many female friends who also have their own troubles, such as Sissi.

Unlike most women who worship being single, she wants to marry herself as soon as she works.

In order to realize this dream, she reads poetry and books, learns piano and painting, is kind to others, and establishes the most perfect three outlooks on her surroundings with her heart.

As a result... still no one likes it. "

Preserved egg: "What? With such a good girl, are all the men around blind?"

Zheng Wanqing shook her head: "No, because the men around me think that in the criteria for choosing a mate, the facial features are more important than the three views."

preserved egg:"……"

audience:"……"

Zheng Wanqing continued: "Of course, Sissy is just one of the special ones."

Pi Dan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words: "That's it, that's okay, will your remaining friends be normal?"

Zheng Wanqing: "No, the rest are even more special."

preserved egg:"……"

Zheng Wanqing spread her hands: "I can't help it, this is the legendary meeting people who are not nice.

Especially that Lily, I broke up with her. "

Preserved egg was curious: "Why?"

Zheng Wanqing expressed regret: "Because her goal turned out to be to become a coquettish bitch."

preserved egg:"……"

"Well, such a person should indeed break up friendships. Sister Zheng needs to be cautious when making friends!"

Unexpectedly, Zheng Wanqing shook her head again: "I broke up with her, not because she was different, but because she gave up her goal."

Preserved eggs: "Huh?"

Almost instantly, Preserved Egg's eyes lit up: "Really? Sister Zheng... You see, I'm still single now, can you introduce her to me?"

Zheng Wanqing smiled and looked at her assistant: "Are you sure?"

"Uh..." Pidan suddenly had a bad feeling, "This... Sister Zheng, can I ask why she gave up her goal?"

"Because she found that she could only do half of it even if she tried her best."

"Half done?"

"Yes, she thinks she is not coquettish enough."

preserved egg:"……"

audience:"……"

clap clap clap...

As the two sang and narrated, the applause grew louder and louder. Everyone who was a little tired after watching Zhou Qingyang's performance actually cheered up again.

No way, what this girl said is really wonderful.

However, there was one person at the scene who was in a different state of mind, namely Zhou Qingyang.

Unlike Zheng Wanqing's indignant expression after knowing that Wu Di had entrusted the six families together, Zhou Qingyang's first reaction when he heard the news was to be excited.

In his view, Shanghai Satellite TV's doing so just shows that they attach importance to the art form of talk show.

If Wu Di just found him and asked him to record for two hours and then call it a day, he would be very worried, and maybe he would terminate the cooperation with the other party.

Of course, his excitement was not because he thought he would lose.

On the contrary, he never thought about the possibility of losing.

The other 5 companies that Shanghai Satellite TV found are just the touchstones of his success and fame, such as today's Ms. Zheng from Wanqing Entertainment.

After many years of social experience, he could tell at a glance that the other party was the kind of rich young lady who was from a wealthy family and was just playing for talk shows.

This made him very regretful. He thought he would meet a strong opponent, but in the end...

He even imagined countless times that the two sides fought fiercely because of the fun of the jokes, and then each had a winner. After everyone was exhausted, he would kill with one blow and win the final victory.

So with the invincible attitude of Duhu seeking defeat, Zhou Qingyang completed his magnificent performance.

Unexpectedly, just when he was about to wait for the opponent to give up voluntarily with a detached attitude, Zheng Wanqing appeared on the stage.

What made him even more incredible was the other party's superb actions, demeanor and lines.

Could it be that I will lose?

how can that be!

For this situation, if it is someone else, they will definitely wait for Shanghai Satellite TV to give a response before determining the final result.

But Zhou Qingyang didn't think so.

As an excellent talk show actor, how could he not be able to distinguish the pros and cons of a talk show?
After Zheng Wanqing appeared on the stage, she seemed to be chatting with self-deprecating nature, but he found that the other party's words were all about women.

As for myself, I put together everything, although it looked funny, but it was just funny.

Throughout the whole show, my performance was similar before and after. To use a common saying to describe it: I have no soul.

He could even judge that what Zheng Wanqing said earlier was just foreshadowing, and as the program progressed, the excitement level would increase exponentially.

Sure enough, Zheng Wanqing said a few more jokes: "If you talk about us women, we can't avoid marriage problems.

Some people think that because of the double impact of traditional concepts and family planning, there will be more men than women in society, and now most singles are men.

Then let me tell you, you are wrong, and very wrong.

In the first-tier cities, especially the three super cities of Beijing, Shanghai and Shenzhen, the number of single young women far exceeds that of single young men.

The reason for all this has nothing to do with the ratio of men to women, it depends on the personality characteristics of both men and women.

Men are always content and happy, but women like to pick and choose.

Do not believe?Just go to a clothes store.

For men, it's either formal suits or athleisure.

And women... Ahem, sorry, although I am also a woman, I can't tell how many styles of women's clothes there are.

For the recording of this program, I even made statistics specifically, and found that when I finally thought that my statistics were complete, new styles appeared immediately...

The same is true for picking clothes, and the same is true for picking objects.

Most matchmaking companies entertain guests like this:
Ten male compatriots came, and the service staff took them to the blind date hall on the first floor, and then the male compatriots' eyes immediately lit up——

Many girls, hello, my name is...

Nine out of ten people immediately found a partner to hold hands with.

As for the remaining one, the service staff took him to the box on the second floor.

Then the male compatriot's eyes lit up, because he found that the overall quality of the female guests in the box on the second floor was much better than that in the lobby on the first floor.

Soon, he also succeeded in holding hands.

But the female compatriots are doing the opposite.

Ten people also went to the lobby on the first floor first, and nine of them thought the male guests here were not bad, but only two of them actually chose to hold hands.

As for the remaining eight people, they said they would go to the box on the second floor to have a look.

Like the male compatriots, when they reached the second floor, the female compatriots found that the male guests here were much better than those on the first floor, but this time only one person held hands successfully, and the remaining seven all looked at the third floor.

The third floor is the VIP supreme private customization service. The female compatriots were pleasantly surprised to find that the quality of the male guests here has risen to a new level, and all of them are successful people and business elites.

But this time, none of them succeeded, and everyone headed for the stairs to the fourth floor.

It turns out that above the fourth floor is... a rooftop.

……

Well, this example may seem idealistic, but it is an out-and-out fact.

I don't object to sisters picking and choosing when they are looking for a partner. After all, everyone hopes to have a good husband who loves them forever, and then get a happy marriage.

But what I want to say is that when you are picking and choosing, you must pay attention to the crow's feet in the corners of your eyes.

After all, time is not money, once lost, it is impossible to get back!
An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time.

A 20-year-old woman is like a cherry, good-looking is not necessarily delicious; a 30-year-old woman is like an apple, both good-looking and delicious; a 40-year-old woman is like a pineapple, delicious but not necessarily good-looking; Are you... fruit? "

"Pfft..." The audience smiled knowingly again.

"Speaking of which, some female compatriots will ask: Sister Zheng, we women, don't we have to wait for those men to chase us?

No matter what you say, it seems that I am worried about getting married.

Sisters, I would like to share with you a sentence I have learned for many years. When we use the excuse of "worried about marriage" to be as high as a peacock, it is not because we are so arrogant, but because we have not met someone who can be entrusted to us for life.

For those so-called objects who are ordinary and have no feelings, please say "no" directly and loudly!
But when you really meet someone who can move your heart, make you think about it day and night, and make you lose your mind, please let go of your little pride and act immediately.

Still the same sentence, time is precious, beauty is easy to grow old, and courage is essential.

At the age of 20, we are young and beautiful, but we have neither heart nor courage; at the age of 30, we have heart, but we still have no courage; at the age of 40, we have heart and courage, but when we look back—there is no such thing as a thief up!

How scary is A World Without Thieves? "

Clap clap clap clap clap clap—

Different from the previous time, the applause lasted for a full 3 minutes this time, and the palms of many female compatriots who felt the same way turned red.

Zhou Qingyang was stunned.

Based on his experience, Zheng Wanqing's performance has come to an end when it comes to this part.

Of course, since he was determined to lose, it was not so important to him whether the end was the end or not.

What surprised him was the language of Zheng Wanqing's words.

Unlike my own jokes throughout the whole process, the other party had a lot of burdens at the beginning, but when it reached the climax, he began to present the facts and make sense, and the occasional cuteness was just a wisecrack in parallel sentences.

This is completely beyond his understanding of talk shows.

In Zhou Qingyang's view, a talk show is all about baggage and jokes. Without the baggage and jokes, is it still called a talk show?
But in this way, he always felt that something was missing from his carefully choreographed program.

Zhou Qingyang tried to modify it by adding burden and refining the language, but the result became worse and worse.

Now he understands a little bit.

There is no rule that a talk show must be full of laughter. It can create burdens, and of course it can also be used to express emotions and move people with emotion.

Because what can most resonate in the depths of a person's soul is never a joke.

This is as true for a show with a tragic theme as it is with a comedy theme.

An artist once said that comedy is an art form of laughter with tears, of which three parts are laughter and seven parts are tears.

Zhou Qingyang hadn't quite understood the deep meaning of this sentence until now.

Taking a deep breath, the haze after losing to Zheng Wanqing instantly lifted.

Although he lost, Zhou Qingyang gained even more.

He even believed that after today, his accomplishments in the talk show must be improved to a higher level.

In time, Huaguo's talk show world will definitely have its own place!
Thinking of this, he stood up and gave Zheng Wanqing, the competitor, the warmest applause.

Of course, Zheng Wanqing also saw Zhou Qingyang's actions.

Although she didn't know the purpose of this competitor, she still nodded at him, showing the most sincere smile.

(End of this chapter)