Idle courtiers

Chapter 258 That Michelin-like Woman
Hearing this call, a woman like an iron tower came out from behind the screen.

No, it is not accurate to say that the iron tower, it should be said that this is a woman who has swollen like a Michelin tire.

But I saw that she was about twenty years old, but she was fair-skinned and beautiful.It's just that he is really fat, his face is as big as a basin, his lips are as thick as a sausage, and there are three circles of fat piled up on his chin.

No one knew how much she weighed. When she walked, the ground trembled slightly as she stepped on it.

Before the people arrived, there was already a strong wind blowing in the face, and the strong smell of makeup and powder made all the court ladies and eunuchs back subconsciously.

She opened her scarlet lips, and Shi Potian yelled in shock: "Concubine Li, is this the person your brother Li Gao is talking about?"

"Yes, Jiashan, what do you think when you see it?"

If Zhou Nan was present, he would definitely be so shocked that his eyeballs would drop to the ground.It turned out that the graceful and beautiful woman he thought was the princess was not Jiashan, but Concubine Li of Yuwangfu.

The real princess was this big fat man who came out from behind the screen, whose surname was Zhu Mingsulai.

This is also understandable, Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang was born in Huaiyou commoner, a standard farmer, and looks ugly.According to historical records, Zhu Yuanzhang has high cheekbones, a high forehead, a ground covering the sky, and a high nose bridge. According to the words in the photo book, he is a standard appearance with five mountains facing the sky.

By the time of Renzong, the fourth emperor of the Ming Dynasty, he was even a fat man with a lame foot.

Old Zhu's family's appearance was inherently bad. Although it has been improved for several generations, the dominant gene in it is still stubbornly inherited.Obesity is a standard feature of the Zhu family. There was Renzong before, Wanli and Tianqi later.

When the world mentions princesses, they all think they look like gods.In fact, they are just ordinary people.

What's more, the princesses don't work hard and eat well, most of them are fat.Once a person gets fat, his appearance will drop sharply. It can only be regarded as a potential stock and needs to be discovered.

Fairy tales about princesses, princes, and knights are deceptive.

Princess Jiashan snorted when she heard Concubine Li's question, and shouted, "It's abhorrent that this man surnamed Zhou dares to disrespect our royal family. Look at the way his eyes are so high above the top, you really think he's famous." As for the great celebrities in the world, they don’t have to make people angry. This kind of scholar who has high-mindedness and low-handedness, who regards himself as the favored son of heaven, is the most annoying."

"Oh, do you really think so?" Concubine Li turned her eyes and asked.

Princess Jiashan continued to snort coldly: "Also...look at the pair he looked at you just now..." Probably consciously slipping her tongue, she yelled at the surrounding maids and eunuchs: "I'm talking to the princess's daughter, you guys The humble villain is eavesdropping on something, get out quickly."

Concubine Li waved at everyone: "Go down!"

All the maids and eunuchs also knew how powerful Princess Jiashan was, so they hurriedly left the meditation room as if they had been pardoned, and kept away from it, not daring to take another look.

Princess Jiashan continued to say angrily: "Concubine Li, from my point of view, this person surnamed Zhou should be a pervert. You see, when he entered the room and saw you just now, his eyeballs rolled around. Want to dig it out."

Concubine Li was very embarrassed, she knew she was born beautiful.It is also because of this that he has won the favor of the prince.In a place like the palace, fighting against King Yu's harem, he cultivated a delicate mind.

Why can't I see that Zhou Nan's eyes were full of admiration, amazement, and even... longing...

She has never met such a look since she became the princess.When others saw her, they were all trembling, not daring to raise their heads.

Today, such a man is so bold, which makes her slightly annoyed, but also secretly proud.

However, it was embarrassing for Princess Jiashan to speak so bluntly.

Concubine Li's pretty face flushed slightly: "Sister, what are you doing with these words?"

"However, this man surnamed Zhou is handsome." Princess Jiashan laughed, and said, "Look at his face, his eyebrows are so black, and his eyes are so big. Look at his teeth, they are white and neat, just like his face." Like ivory, how could this person have such neat teeth. I wish I could pull them all out and play with them carefully in the palm of my hand. No, just put them in my mouth."

It turns out that East Asians or Mongolians have a natural genetic defect, that is, the upper jaw protrudes slightly, which makes the facial features slightly flat and not so three-dimensional.

Mr. Zhou took care of his teeth every day. He had small white teeth, which were a rare breed in the Ming Dynasty. He was really handsome.

What's more, Lao Zhou works out every day and has a proper body proportion, which is the most rare thing.

The princess said this without consideration, Concubine Li was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Decent, decent. What are you thinking about, you little girl?" As she spoke, she stretched out her hand to scratch her armpit.

Princess Jiashan couldn't bear the itch, and said coquettishly, "Sister-in-law is playing tricks on me, so I won't let you go."

Also reached out to fight back.

One is a princess and the other is a princess, but they fight like ordinary girls.It can be seen that the sister-in-law and sister-in-law of the Zhu family have a very good relationship on weekdays.

"Okay, okay, I really can't take it anymore, and it's not decent for people to see it." After a long time of trouble, Concubine Li took the initiative to beg for mercy: "Jiashan, I was so lucky today that I saw a real person, what do you think?" ?”

"Master Zhou, I really fell for it..." Jiashan was suddenly ashamed, and buried his huge head in Concubine Li's arms.

Concubine Li saw her situation like this, knew that this little girl was moved, and asked deliberately: "What is it, I can't hear clearly. If you are so coy again, I don't care."

"Don't, don't." Princess Jiashan raised her head, "I like...I like it."

I don't know if it's because she's shy or because she's fat, but after the fight just now, her face was flushed, and her chin was glistening with sweat.

Concubine Li was also a little hot, she couldn't help but reveal her slightly damp clothes except for the palace dress on her face.The clothes were tightly attached to the body, with exquisite curves and dazzling beauty.

The two women sit together, forming a strong contrast.

Concubine Li: "Mr. Zhou has a noble character. He said just now that he only cares about his wife's character, but his appearance doesn't matter. Isn't such a person worth entrusting for life? Of course, our Jiashan is also beautiful!"

"But he has a wife."

Concubine Li: "It's not important, there will be a solution, the key depends on your intention."

Princess Jiashan was ashamed: "I hate it, you have to ask everything clearly... It's all up to the princess to decide."

Concubine Li smiled and said, "It's my parents' orders and the matchmaker's words, I can't decide on this matter."

PS: Readers, please rest assured that the protagonist will never have any intersection with this princess. Princess Jiashan is just a sideshow and will only appear in one chapter.In fact, the main purpose of this chapter is to draw out the character Concubine Li, everyone can read it with peace of mind, and will not step on thunder.Thanks!
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