Chapter 66
The white-haired old man looked at Zhang Liang's constipated appearance, and asked him, "Young man, could it be that my feet smell a little bit?"
Zhang Liangxin said, boy, do you call this a bit smelly?This shit has hot eyes, your feet, he's already marinated, right?
Although Zhang Liang thought so in his heart, he couldn't say that.After all, the elder is the elder, so wouldn't it be disrespectful to the elder?
But no matter how you say it, Zhang Liang can't say, it doesn't stink, your feet are more fragrant than those flowers?
Isn't this talking nonsense?Zhang Liang is not such a person who opens his eyes and talks nonsense!
You can't say the smell, and you can't say the fragrance, which is a bit embarrassing.
However, who is Zhang Liang, this is the eternal pursuit.The speed of his brain is faster than that of a well-wound clockwork.
Zhang Liang smiled slightly, and said to the old man: "Is it normal to smell too, there is no smell in these feet."
"Ha ha!"
"Young man, you have said a lot, your feet are smelly, you are right, you are right." The white-haired old man laughed loudly.
From the conversation between the old and the young, it can be heard that the two of them have little knowledge.All feet are smelly, this is not true.
Not all feet are smelly, those good-looking big girls and young wives also have smelly feet.Moreover, it can be said that the more beautiful it is, the more fragrant it will be.
After Zhang Liang helped the white-haired old man put on his shoes, the relationship between the old man and the young man eased a lot.Sitting on the bridge, one old and one young, looks quite interesting.
Zhang Liang looked at the white-haired old man, and then at the fishing rod in his hand.It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, just look at the next jump.There are still people in this world who fish like this, is this person out of his mind?
"Old man, are you fishing?" Zhang Liang asked in a suspicious tone.
The white-haired old man said in his heart, this kid, at such a young age, doesn't know if it's because he has bad eyesight or bad brain.I'm sitting on the bridge with a rod I'm not fishing, what am I doing?
"No, how about I fight a tiger?" The white-haired old man said angrily.
Being so bullied by the white-haired old man made Zhang Liang feel a little unconfident. Zhang Liang felt that he had suffered a great humiliation from ten years of hard study.
Zhang Liang thought, with your old body, you still beat tigers, and you feed tigers, I'm afraid it's not enough for tigers to fit between their teeth.
"The old man was joking, where did the tiger come from by the river?" Zhang Liang laughed dryly.
"Yes, you also said that there are no tigers by the river, so why am I not fishing?" the white-haired old man asked back.
"Old man, have you caught any fish?" Zhang Liang asked seriously.
Asked about this topic, the white-haired old man was stunned, obviously Zhang Liang asked the right question.
"cough!"
"I haven't caught this one yet." The white-haired old man said with some embarrassment.
"Then did you catch the one yesterday?" Zhang Liang asked tentatively.
As soon as these words came out, the white-haired old man's face became a little ugly. After a long time, the old man said calmly: "I stole a chicken yesterday!"
Zhang Liang thought, if I ask something and you answer something, then I must have missed the catch yesterday.
Thinking of this, Zhang Liang asked again: "Did you catch the previous one?"
When Zhang Liang asked this question, the white-haired old man's face almost turned green. Needless to say, he didn't fall for the previous one.
"Hmph, I stole a duck last time!" The old man said angrily.
Zhang Liang looked around for a week and said, "Master, there are no chickens or ducks around here today, if you still can't catch fish today, what are you going to do?"
Hearing this, the white-haired old man was a little annoyed.I thought, why is this guy so annoying?Why are there so many words?Say something unlucky.
"Young man, what are you talking about? How do you know that I can't catch any fish today?"
"You wait, if I don't catch fish today, I won't leave. After I catch fish, I will treat you to fish soup." The old man said angrily.
Hearing this, Zhang Liang was delighted.Zhang Liang thought to himself, sir!Don't be kidding, I'm waiting for you to catch fish, I'm afraid I won't be able to wait until you are your age.
Why did Zhang Liang conclude that the white-haired old man could not catch fish?Where does he fish like this, the hook hangs three feet above the water to fish, good guy, this fish has to jump out of the water to eat the hook, right?
"Old man, what if you can't catch fish today?" Zhang Liang asked.
"If I can't catch any fish, if I can't catch any fish, I lie down by the river, drink a few sips of river water, and I'm walking."
"Young man, you don't know, this river is sweet." The white-haired old man said.
Zhang Liang thought to himself, well, it looks like he drank a lot.
It seems that this Fisherman Never Air Force was passed down from the Qin Dynasty.If I can't catch a fish, I will steal a chicken and touch a dog.If it doesn't work, just gather some edible crops in the field.If there is really nothing nearby, then crawl to the river and drink a few sips of water.
All in all, it is impossible to have an air force, and it is impossible to have an air force in this life.
"Old man, why don't you go fishing today, and I invite you to a restaurant in the city?" Zhang Liang discussed with the white-haired old man.
Zhang Liang thought to himself, the strange old man he met today is really interesting.Why not ask him to go to town for something to eat.
Having said that, Zhang Liang is a disciple of a rich family, and his ancestors have been high officials in South Korea for three generations.Although South Korea is gone now, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse.Don't talk about inviting one old man to dinner, even if you invite a hundred old men to dinner, they can afford to invite them.
Hearing this, the eyes of the white-haired old man lit up, and they shone brightly.
"We don't know each other, it's not good!"
"Snapped!"
"There's a new dog meat restaurant in the city. I heard it's delicious. May I take you there?" The white-haired old man said, pulling Zhang Liang into the city.
This time, he didn't care about fishing, let alone fishing, even the fishing rod was thrown into the river.
"it is good!"
"Today, I'll invite the old man to try this newly opened dog meat restaurant!" Zhang Liang laughed, at this moment he felt more and more interesting about the old man.
In ancient times, this beef was not something anyone could eat if he wanted to.This cow is a labor force, and it has to be registered with the government.If you want to eat cattle, you have to eat cattle that have died of old age or disease.
However, how many cows are dying of old age, sickness, and death are not enough for those officials and lords to eat.Just like this, cows have to consciously fall to death from time to time, so that these upper class people can eat.
Ordinary merchants and common people basically cannot eat beef.These people, who want to eat meat, mostly eat mutton and dog meat.
Dogs are originally one of the three animals and six animals, and the three animals and six animals were originally used for food, so it was very normal to eat dog meat during the Qin and Han Dynasties.
Of course, are there no dog lovers in this era?Of course there are, especially the Xiaopei area in Xuzhou.People in every county are dog lovers.
If you want to ask them how much they love dogs, then you can sum it up in one sentence, that is, there is no shortage of them.
(End of this chapter)
The white-haired old man looked at Zhang Liang's constipated appearance, and asked him, "Young man, could it be that my feet smell a little bit?"
Zhang Liangxin said, boy, do you call this a bit smelly?This shit has hot eyes, your feet, he's already marinated, right?
Although Zhang Liang thought so in his heart, he couldn't say that.After all, the elder is the elder, so wouldn't it be disrespectful to the elder?
But no matter how you say it, Zhang Liang can't say, it doesn't stink, your feet are more fragrant than those flowers?
Isn't this talking nonsense?Zhang Liang is not such a person who opens his eyes and talks nonsense!
You can't say the smell, and you can't say the fragrance, which is a bit embarrassing.
However, who is Zhang Liang, this is the eternal pursuit.The speed of his brain is faster than that of a well-wound clockwork.
Zhang Liang smiled slightly, and said to the old man: "Is it normal to smell too, there is no smell in these feet."
"Ha ha!"
"Young man, you have said a lot, your feet are smelly, you are right, you are right." The white-haired old man laughed loudly.
From the conversation between the old and the young, it can be heard that the two of them have little knowledge.All feet are smelly, this is not true.
Not all feet are smelly, those good-looking big girls and young wives also have smelly feet.Moreover, it can be said that the more beautiful it is, the more fragrant it will be.
After Zhang Liang helped the white-haired old man put on his shoes, the relationship between the old man and the young man eased a lot.Sitting on the bridge, one old and one young, looks quite interesting.
Zhang Liang looked at the white-haired old man, and then at the fishing rod in his hand.It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, just look at the next jump.There are still people in this world who fish like this, is this person out of his mind?
"Old man, are you fishing?" Zhang Liang asked in a suspicious tone.
The white-haired old man said in his heart, this kid, at such a young age, doesn't know if it's because he has bad eyesight or bad brain.I'm sitting on the bridge with a rod I'm not fishing, what am I doing?
"No, how about I fight a tiger?" The white-haired old man said angrily.
Being so bullied by the white-haired old man made Zhang Liang feel a little unconfident. Zhang Liang felt that he had suffered a great humiliation from ten years of hard study.
Zhang Liang thought, with your old body, you still beat tigers, and you feed tigers, I'm afraid it's not enough for tigers to fit between their teeth.
"The old man was joking, where did the tiger come from by the river?" Zhang Liang laughed dryly.
"Yes, you also said that there are no tigers by the river, so why am I not fishing?" the white-haired old man asked back.
"Old man, have you caught any fish?" Zhang Liang asked seriously.
Asked about this topic, the white-haired old man was stunned, obviously Zhang Liang asked the right question.
"cough!"
"I haven't caught this one yet." The white-haired old man said with some embarrassment.
"Then did you catch the one yesterday?" Zhang Liang asked tentatively.
As soon as these words came out, the white-haired old man's face became a little ugly. After a long time, the old man said calmly: "I stole a chicken yesterday!"
Zhang Liang thought, if I ask something and you answer something, then I must have missed the catch yesterday.
Thinking of this, Zhang Liang asked again: "Did you catch the previous one?"
When Zhang Liang asked this question, the white-haired old man's face almost turned green. Needless to say, he didn't fall for the previous one.
"Hmph, I stole a duck last time!" The old man said angrily.
Zhang Liang looked around for a week and said, "Master, there are no chickens or ducks around here today, if you still can't catch fish today, what are you going to do?"
Hearing this, the white-haired old man was a little annoyed.I thought, why is this guy so annoying?Why are there so many words?Say something unlucky.
"Young man, what are you talking about? How do you know that I can't catch any fish today?"
"You wait, if I don't catch fish today, I won't leave. After I catch fish, I will treat you to fish soup." The old man said angrily.
Hearing this, Zhang Liang was delighted.Zhang Liang thought to himself, sir!Don't be kidding, I'm waiting for you to catch fish, I'm afraid I won't be able to wait until you are your age.
Why did Zhang Liang conclude that the white-haired old man could not catch fish?Where does he fish like this, the hook hangs three feet above the water to fish, good guy, this fish has to jump out of the water to eat the hook, right?
"Old man, what if you can't catch fish today?" Zhang Liang asked.
"If I can't catch any fish, if I can't catch any fish, I lie down by the river, drink a few sips of river water, and I'm walking."
"Young man, you don't know, this river is sweet." The white-haired old man said.
Zhang Liang thought to himself, well, it looks like he drank a lot.
It seems that this Fisherman Never Air Force was passed down from the Qin Dynasty.If I can't catch a fish, I will steal a chicken and touch a dog.If it doesn't work, just gather some edible crops in the field.If there is really nothing nearby, then crawl to the river and drink a few sips of water.
All in all, it is impossible to have an air force, and it is impossible to have an air force in this life.
"Old man, why don't you go fishing today, and I invite you to a restaurant in the city?" Zhang Liang discussed with the white-haired old man.
Zhang Liang thought to himself, the strange old man he met today is really interesting.Why not ask him to go to town for something to eat.
Having said that, Zhang Liang is a disciple of a rich family, and his ancestors have been high officials in South Korea for three generations.Although South Korea is gone now, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse.Don't talk about inviting one old man to dinner, even if you invite a hundred old men to dinner, they can afford to invite them.
Hearing this, the eyes of the white-haired old man lit up, and they shone brightly.
"We don't know each other, it's not good!"
"Snapped!"
"There's a new dog meat restaurant in the city. I heard it's delicious. May I take you there?" The white-haired old man said, pulling Zhang Liang into the city.
This time, he didn't care about fishing, let alone fishing, even the fishing rod was thrown into the river.
"it is good!"
"Today, I'll invite the old man to try this newly opened dog meat restaurant!" Zhang Liang laughed, at this moment he felt more and more interesting about the old man.
In ancient times, this beef was not something anyone could eat if he wanted to.This cow is a labor force, and it has to be registered with the government.If you want to eat cattle, you have to eat cattle that have died of old age or disease.
However, how many cows are dying of old age, sickness, and death are not enough for those officials and lords to eat.Just like this, cows have to consciously fall to death from time to time, so that these upper class people can eat.
Ordinary merchants and common people basically cannot eat beef.These people, who want to eat meat, mostly eat mutton and dog meat.
Dogs are originally one of the three animals and six animals, and the three animals and six animals were originally used for food, so it was very normal to eat dog meat during the Qin and Han Dynasties.
Of course, are there no dog lovers in this era?Of course there are, especially the Xiaopei area in Xuzhou.People in every county are dog lovers.
If you want to ask them how much they love dogs, then you can sum it up in one sentence, that is, there is no shortage of them.
(End of this chapter)
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