When people were in Qin, Shennong reincarnated at the beginning
Chapter 9 People of Taoism have somewhat mental problems.
Chapter 9 People of Taoism have somewhat mental problems.
Nine bells rang from Taiyi, which gave Li Mu enough face.
Gai Nie and Wei Zhuang remembered that the last time they followed their teacher Guiguzi to Mount Taiyi, the bell rang seven times.
And the only one who can enjoy the nine bell ringing treatment is Kong Sheng, and this is the second time for Li Mu.
"Fellow Daoist, it is inconvenient for me to go down the mountain, so I ordered my apprentice to go down the mountain to meet you, please forgive me." A deep voice sounded from the mountain.
"Hey, the old man is being polite, you can welcome him or not." Li Mu shouted towards the mountain.
Li Mu felt that it didn't matter whether the Taoists were polite to him or not. Anyway, he came to the Taoism to gather wool.
[Check-in location detected, Taiyi Mountain. 】
[Whether to sign in. 】
At this moment, the voice of the system's mechanical voice rang in Li Mu's ears again.
Sure enough, just as Li Mu expected, it can be said that all the schools of thought have wool to squeeze.
Li Mu originally came to gather the wool of Taoism, but now he signed in without hesitation.
[Taiyi Mountain signed in successfully. 】
[Sign-in reward: The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, Plain Questions. 】
After the sound of the system reward sounded, an idea suddenly appeared in Li Mu's mind.
The Yellow Emperor was a sage who was as famous as Emperor Yan in ancient times, and the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic is the practice method of the Yellow Emperor.
The Yellow Emperor's Canon of Internal Medicine is divided into two parts, the first part is called "Su Wen", and the second part is called "Lingshu".Suwen is a method of mind, while Lingshu is a method of exercise.
"what!"
"This!
"Good guy!"
After Li Mu sorted out the thoughts in his mind, he was surprised three times.
Why was Li Mu surprised like this? It was because the method in his mind was actually a dual cultivation method.
But Li Mu thought about it again, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.According to ancient legends, the Yellow Emperor and his elders were three thousand maids who had just attained enlightenment and ascended to the throne.From this point of view, Huangdi's old man's mentality is a dual-cultivation mentality, and there seems to be nothing wrong with it.
"Hey!"
"Interesting, it's not just that I can't practice this method by myself, I have to find a partner." Li Mu muttered in his heart.
As the saying goes, Cao Cao arrives.This is Li Mu, say a partner, and the partner will arrive.
As soon as Li Mu came back to his senses, he saw a little white-haired nun walking out of the void in front of him.
This little nun happened to be seventeen or eighteen years old, at the right age to be Li Mu's partner.
"Uncle Master, by the order of Master, please go up the mountain to have a talk." The Taoist nun came to Li Mu and saluted.
"Good guy, still call me Shishu."
"If you say that, then I'm in a good mood!" Li Mu thought in his heart.
"Little sister, uncle will show you"
"Bah, bah. Look at what kind of bullshit goldfish, it's important."
"Little sister, who are you? Also, who is your master?" Li Mu asked the Taoist nun in front of her with a pleasant face.
"Returning to Master Uncle, poor Dao Xiaomeng."
"My master is naturally Master Bei Mingzi. It is inconvenient for the master to come down the mountain, so he sent me down the mountain to invite you." Xiaomeng replied respectfully.
Taoism in this world is for cultivating immortals.This cultivation method of immortality is naturally a bit divine.
Therefore, people who practice this Taoist exercise will inevitably be a little abnormal mentally.In Taoism, you must not be schizophrenic, and you are ashamed to call yourself a master.
Say farther away.
Just like the legendary Taoist founder Lao Tzu, he regarded himself as a Taoist priest for a while, and a monk for a while, so there was a story of turning Hu into a Buddha.
The same is true of the famous Zhuangzi, who sometimes regards himself as a butterfly and then as a human being, hence the story of Zhuangzi dreaming of a butterfly.
Said closer.
Now Bei Mingzi, the most senior Taoist, sometimes regards himself as a Kun, and sometimes regards himself as a Peng.Only when I am awake occasionally can I remember that I am a human being.
There is also Chisongzi, the former head of Taoism. He can sit in one place for several years without moving, because in his consciousness, he has regarded himself as a pine tree.
Soon, under Xiaomeng's guidance, Li Mu came to the back of Mount Taiyi.
Bei Mingzi was sitting in front of a chessboard, as if waiting for Li Mu.
"Fellow Daoist, please sit down." Bei Mingzi pointed to the other side of the chessboard, signaling Li Mu to sit down.
Bei Mingzi was mentally abnormal, and Li Mu had heard about it a long time ago. Li Mu felt that it was really dangerous to sit so close to a mental patient.
After all, killing someone with a mental illness is not against the law, who wouldn't be afraid.
"well!"
"Friend Daoist, you can restrain yourself!"
"If not, you can arrange a place for me, and we can exchange letters." Li Mu said solemnly.
"Pfft!"
As soon as Li Mu said this, Wei Zhuang laughed out loud, and even Gai Nie, who was always serious, was holding back his laughter.
Gai Nie and Wei Zhuang both laughed, but Xiao Meng remained expressionless, which made Li Mu a little unconfident.Could it be that the stand-up comedy I said is not funny.
The two of them were face to face, and Li Mu insisted on communicating with him by letter, which was really unheard of.
As soon as Li Mu said this, he thought it was quite funny.But if it's funny, it's funny, whoever is sitting in front of a very serious psychopath is not afraid.
"Friend Daoist is joking."
"Fellow daoist, please sit down, the poor daoist can control it." Bei Mingzi said to Li Mu.
Under Bei Mingzi's repeated request, Li Mu had no choice but to sit opposite him.
"Fellow Daoist, how about a hand-to-hand conversation?" Bei Mingzi said to Li Mu.
As we all know, no matter what a psychopath wants, if you follow him, there is a high probability that you can get along well.
"well."
"This is my favorite thing to play." Li Mu responded quickly.
In fact, how could Li Mu play this thing.It's not like Li Mu doesn't know how to play black and white chess pieces, but he is very proficient in backgammon.
After Li Mu responded, Li Mu held black pieces, Bei Mingzi held white pieces, and the two began to play chess.
It's just that Bei Mingzi plays Go and Li Mu plays Gobang, and these two are not on the same channel at all.
Bei Mingzi had never heard of Li Mu's way of playing, and had never seen it before.But Bei Mingzi is a face-saving person, so he is too embarrassed to ask. If he asks, isn't it obvious that Bei Mingzi has no experience.
Therefore, while playing chess with Li Mu, Bei Mingzi secretly observed and pondered by himself.
In fact, Li Mu didn't know anything about Bei Mingzi's moves, and he was also playing indiscriminately.
After all, this backgammon is much simpler than Go. Although they are all black and white pieces, one is the black iron rank and the other is the king rank.
Bei Mingzi is such a smart person, he quickly figured out Li Mu's moves.
After Bei Mingzi figured out Li Mu's tricks, the two finally reached the same channel.Bei Mingzi, a dignified Taoist, actually played backgammon with Li Mu and the two of them.
"Ha ha!"
"Friend Daoist, I didn't expect that there is such a way to play Go. This is really simple." Bei Mingzi sighed.
Li Muxin said, you can make the most of the next backgammon, I think you have some brain problems.
(End of this chapter)
Nine bells rang from Taiyi, which gave Li Mu enough face.
Gai Nie and Wei Zhuang remembered that the last time they followed their teacher Guiguzi to Mount Taiyi, the bell rang seven times.
And the only one who can enjoy the nine bell ringing treatment is Kong Sheng, and this is the second time for Li Mu.
"Fellow Daoist, it is inconvenient for me to go down the mountain, so I ordered my apprentice to go down the mountain to meet you, please forgive me." A deep voice sounded from the mountain.
"Hey, the old man is being polite, you can welcome him or not." Li Mu shouted towards the mountain.
Li Mu felt that it didn't matter whether the Taoists were polite to him or not. Anyway, he came to the Taoism to gather wool.
[Check-in location detected, Taiyi Mountain. 】
[Whether to sign in. 】
At this moment, the voice of the system's mechanical voice rang in Li Mu's ears again.
Sure enough, just as Li Mu expected, it can be said that all the schools of thought have wool to squeeze.
Li Mu originally came to gather the wool of Taoism, but now he signed in without hesitation.
[Taiyi Mountain signed in successfully. 】
[Sign-in reward: The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, Plain Questions. 】
After the sound of the system reward sounded, an idea suddenly appeared in Li Mu's mind.
The Yellow Emperor was a sage who was as famous as Emperor Yan in ancient times, and the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic is the practice method of the Yellow Emperor.
The Yellow Emperor's Canon of Internal Medicine is divided into two parts, the first part is called "Su Wen", and the second part is called "Lingshu".Suwen is a method of mind, while Lingshu is a method of exercise.
"what!"
"This!
"Good guy!"
After Li Mu sorted out the thoughts in his mind, he was surprised three times.
Why was Li Mu surprised like this? It was because the method in his mind was actually a dual cultivation method.
But Li Mu thought about it again, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.According to ancient legends, the Yellow Emperor and his elders were three thousand maids who had just attained enlightenment and ascended to the throne.From this point of view, Huangdi's old man's mentality is a dual-cultivation mentality, and there seems to be nothing wrong with it.
"Hey!"
"Interesting, it's not just that I can't practice this method by myself, I have to find a partner." Li Mu muttered in his heart.
As the saying goes, Cao Cao arrives.This is Li Mu, say a partner, and the partner will arrive.
As soon as Li Mu came back to his senses, he saw a little white-haired nun walking out of the void in front of him.
This little nun happened to be seventeen or eighteen years old, at the right age to be Li Mu's partner.
"Uncle Master, by the order of Master, please go up the mountain to have a talk." The Taoist nun came to Li Mu and saluted.
"Good guy, still call me Shishu."
"If you say that, then I'm in a good mood!" Li Mu thought in his heart.
"Little sister, uncle will show you"
"Bah, bah. Look at what kind of bullshit goldfish, it's important."
"Little sister, who are you? Also, who is your master?" Li Mu asked the Taoist nun in front of her with a pleasant face.
"Returning to Master Uncle, poor Dao Xiaomeng."
"My master is naturally Master Bei Mingzi. It is inconvenient for the master to come down the mountain, so he sent me down the mountain to invite you." Xiaomeng replied respectfully.
Taoism in this world is for cultivating immortals.This cultivation method of immortality is naturally a bit divine.
Therefore, people who practice this Taoist exercise will inevitably be a little abnormal mentally.In Taoism, you must not be schizophrenic, and you are ashamed to call yourself a master.
Say farther away.
Just like the legendary Taoist founder Lao Tzu, he regarded himself as a Taoist priest for a while, and a monk for a while, so there was a story of turning Hu into a Buddha.
The same is true of the famous Zhuangzi, who sometimes regards himself as a butterfly and then as a human being, hence the story of Zhuangzi dreaming of a butterfly.
Said closer.
Now Bei Mingzi, the most senior Taoist, sometimes regards himself as a Kun, and sometimes regards himself as a Peng.Only when I am awake occasionally can I remember that I am a human being.
There is also Chisongzi, the former head of Taoism. He can sit in one place for several years without moving, because in his consciousness, he has regarded himself as a pine tree.
Soon, under Xiaomeng's guidance, Li Mu came to the back of Mount Taiyi.
Bei Mingzi was sitting in front of a chessboard, as if waiting for Li Mu.
"Fellow Daoist, please sit down." Bei Mingzi pointed to the other side of the chessboard, signaling Li Mu to sit down.
Bei Mingzi was mentally abnormal, and Li Mu had heard about it a long time ago. Li Mu felt that it was really dangerous to sit so close to a mental patient.
After all, killing someone with a mental illness is not against the law, who wouldn't be afraid.
"well!"
"Friend Daoist, you can restrain yourself!"
"If not, you can arrange a place for me, and we can exchange letters." Li Mu said solemnly.
"Pfft!"
As soon as Li Mu said this, Wei Zhuang laughed out loud, and even Gai Nie, who was always serious, was holding back his laughter.
Gai Nie and Wei Zhuang both laughed, but Xiao Meng remained expressionless, which made Li Mu a little unconfident.Could it be that the stand-up comedy I said is not funny.
The two of them were face to face, and Li Mu insisted on communicating with him by letter, which was really unheard of.
As soon as Li Mu said this, he thought it was quite funny.But if it's funny, it's funny, whoever is sitting in front of a very serious psychopath is not afraid.
"Friend Daoist is joking."
"Fellow daoist, please sit down, the poor daoist can control it." Bei Mingzi said to Li Mu.
Under Bei Mingzi's repeated request, Li Mu had no choice but to sit opposite him.
"Fellow Daoist, how about a hand-to-hand conversation?" Bei Mingzi said to Li Mu.
As we all know, no matter what a psychopath wants, if you follow him, there is a high probability that you can get along well.
"well."
"This is my favorite thing to play." Li Mu responded quickly.
In fact, how could Li Mu play this thing.It's not like Li Mu doesn't know how to play black and white chess pieces, but he is very proficient in backgammon.
After Li Mu responded, Li Mu held black pieces, Bei Mingzi held white pieces, and the two began to play chess.
It's just that Bei Mingzi plays Go and Li Mu plays Gobang, and these two are not on the same channel at all.
Bei Mingzi had never heard of Li Mu's way of playing, and had never seen it before.But Bei Mingzi is a face-saving person, so he is too embarrassed to ask. If he asks, isn't it obvious that Bei Mingzi has no experience.
Therefore, while playing chess with Li Mu, Bei Mingzi secretly observed and pondered by himself.
In fact, Li Mu didn't know anything about Bei Mingzi's moves, and he was also playing indiscriminately.
After all, this backgammon is much simpler than Go. Although they are all black and white pieces, one is the black iron rank and the other is the king rank.
Bei Mingzi is such a smart person, he quickly figured out Li Mu's moves.
After Bei Mingzi figured out Li Mu's tricks, the two finally reached the same channel.Bei Mingzi, a dignified Taoist, actually played backgammon with Li Mu and the two of them.
"Ha ha!"
"Friend Daoist, I didn't expect that there is such a way to play Go. This is really simple." Bei Mingzi sighed.
Li Muxin said, you can make the most of the next backgammon, I think you have some brain problems.
(End of this chapter)
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