You Long Xi Feng

Chapter 36

Chapter 37

Lin Shan's bucket of feces was so shocking, she cried ghosts and gods, and when she poured it out, all the Wuyue Seven female thieves, who were still invincible just now, were all petrified. , Startled countless birds.

Besides, the weak guards who smelled the fragrance of flowers, were stimulated by the horrifying scene and the smell of feces, and finally couldn't help vomiting. After a burst of vomiting, everyone was surprised to find that: the hands and feet became stronger, and the head was no longer dizzy. The poison on my body was completely resolved.

In less than a stick of incense, the situation turned around. Thanks to Lin Shan's feces, the strongest household in the history of Wulong Mountain was uprooted, and there was no way to hinder the process of suppressing the bandits.

Seeing everything that happened suddenly, even Lian Feng, who had always been calm, couldn't help but turn around and look at "Dung Hero" Lin Shan, but saw her wrinkled face, and she was about to cry.

"What's wrong?" Lian Feng stepped forward and asked.

"It's disgusting! It stinks..." Isn't that right? Although the bucket of excrement didn't splash on her body, it was poured out by her hands anyway, and it was bound to get a little bit dirty. Lin Shan was so disgusted. Almost spit it out.

Just when she was holding up her hands and crying, her hands suddenly warmed up. When she recovered, Lian Feng had already grabbed her wrist, and then took out a plain handkerchief from her chest, and wiped it for her carefully. Come on.He lowered his head, his hand movements were very gentle, but extremely careful, and there was no trace of disgust in his eyes when he looked at her.

At that moment, Lin Shan was completely stunned. Her hands were stained with the most filthy filth in the world, but standing in front of her was the gentlest man she had ever seen. It seems to have softened.

Lian Feng wiped Lin Shan's hand clean, then grabbed the other hand and continued wiping without hesitation. The original white handkerchief was stained with dirt, but he didn't care at all, on the contrary, he wiped it more and more. carefulness.After wiping Lin Shan's hands clean, he wiped the stains on Lin Shan's clothes with a handkerchief. Lin Shan has become a puppet at this moment, let him wipe off the filth on her body bit by bit...

At that moment, Lin Shan suddenly felt that the bucket of dung was actually quite worth it.

"Do you feel better?" After finally wiping it clean, Lian Feng asked.

Lin Shan suddenly felt that she couldn't speak anymore, she nodded blankly, and then murmured after a long time: "That... your handkerchief... is dirty..."

"It's okay." Lian Feng said something, folded the handkerchief and put it back.

"Don't!" Lin Shan hurriedly stopped him, "This is dirty...I'll wash it for you!" After finishing speaking, she couldn't help snatching the handkerchief from Lian Feng's arms.

Lian Feng seemed to want to say something, moved his lips, but he didn't say it after all.After a moment of silence, he said, "Let's go, I'll take you to take a bath."

bath?

Hearing this word, Lin Shan's eyes lit up, and the girl's shyness that had been brewing just now was forgotten again: "Really? Don't lie to me! I want hot water, and a big bathtub. It needs to be big and big." A big tub!" She gestured, as if she hadn't bathed in several years.

However, it is true that Lin Shan hasn't had a good bath for a long time. This Wulong Mountain is no worse than the imperial palace. Hot water and a big, big, big tub.

"Come here." Lian Feng waved to her.

Huh?Don't you have to go down the mountain to take a shower?Why go? Lianfeng took him up the mountain?Lin Shan was a little puzzled, but still followed quickly.

The two walked around in the dense jungle of Wulong Mountain for a long time, but Lin Shan still didn't see the hot water and bathtub that Lian Feng mentioned. : "I said, how long will it take? My leg is almost broken."

"It's here." Lian Feng said something, and pointed to the front not far away.

Lin Shan looked in the direction of Lianfeng's finger, and saw a faint heat rising from the dense forest and rocks. She suddenly understood, could it be that the hot water and bathtub Lianfeng mentioned were... hot springs? !

Let me go, there is a hot spring!

At that moment, Lin Shan's blood boiled with the hot spring, grabbed Lian Feng's hand, and rushed towards the hot spring.

Wulong Mountain belongs to the volcanic belt, and there are some hidden hot springs in the mountain. Although the place is not big, it is already a savior for Lin Shan. For a person who is used to modern life, not being able to take a bath is definitely a nightmare.

In fact, Lian Feng had learned from the guards that Lin Shan was looking for a bathing place everywhere, but due to his busy schedule, he could only take the opportunity of walking around a hill to find a bathing place for her. Fortunately, he found it.It's just that he didn't expect that Lin Shan's desire to take a bath was so urgent that when she saw the hot spring, she began to take off her clothes without saying a word.

The heat of the hot spring hit, Lian Feng felt that his face was a little hot, and he looked away unnaturally.

Lin Shan was still undressing furiously, taking off her coat and underwear, and when she was about to take off her obscene clothes, she suddenly remembered that Lian Feng was still by her side, so she said a little embarrassedly: "That...how about you……"

"I'll go outside and watch for you." Lian Feng walked away quickly without waiting for her to finish speaking.

Leaving Lin Shan there alone, she murmured to the direction where he disappeared after a long time: "Actually, I want to ask you if you want to wash together...Why are you shy? It's not like I haven't seen it before..." In fact, she I still remember the incident where Lian Feng changed her clothes.

The temperature of the hot spring here is very high. Lin Shan took off her clothes and went down. After a while, her face was flushed by the steam, her muscles and veins were unblocked, not to mention how comfortable she was.

At this time, as the heroine of a time-travel novel, Lin Shan consciously sang the "Bath Song" that time-traveling heroines must sing—"I love taking a bath and feel good, la la la..."

The law of time travel: When the female lead sings modern songs, she will definitely be heard by the male lead, and will shock the male lead into a heavenly being. From then on, she will be devoted to the female lead until death.

Thinking of this, Lin Shan sang more cheerfully, singing loudly, startling countless flying birds.

Besides Lian Feng, he was standing behind the rock, but his thoughts were all about Lin Shan taking off her clothes just now. Thinking of her white and tender neck, through the hot air, people couldn't help but imagine the infinite space under her neck covered by the clothes. Scenery... At that moment, the body became inexplicably hot, and the heat flowed into a stream that seemed to rush to a certain place in the body. The uncontrollable desire made him clenched his fists to barely restrain it.

At this moment when nature and man were fighting, Lin Shan's out-of-tune singing voice, like howling ghosts and wolves, suddenly came out of the hot spring. Immediately, Lian Feng seemed to have been injected with a tranquilizer, and the lust surging in his body was ruthlessly suppressed. went out.

Singing so badly, it's too bad for the scenery!

Lin Shan is still singing, her throat is almost hoarse, but she still can't wait for the classic scene in the time travel novel to appear, she can't help but wonder in her heart, is this song not exciting enough?It doesn't matter, change another one! "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..." World Cup, enough excitement?

Outside, Lian Feng, who was meditating and practicing exercises, twitched the corners of his mouth.

Why do I suddenly have the urge to become a monk?
Across the world of ancient and modern time travel, it is estimated that only Lin Shan's singing can play such a role in making people feel ashamed, and it is indeed one of the wonderful flowers in the world of ancient and modern time travel!

Just when Lian Feng was so devastated by Lin Shan's singing that he was speechless and had no desires, the singing suddenly stopped.

(End of this chapter)