God's Statue

Chapter 88 An Anecdote in the Valley

It turned out that the old naughty boy had been playing around for years, but that day he stumbled into the Valley of Unfeeling by mistake. He saw that the owner of the Valley of Unfeeling wanted to marry a woman who was about the same age as his daughter, and he also saw Gongsun Lue Therefore, he was secretly sad, and suddenly became playful, and wanted to make trouble for Gongsun Zhi, so he wreak havoc in the valley.

Later, the disciples of Guzhong were attracted to go out to arrest him. The old naughty boy knew that he was wrong and refused to do anything, so he fled all the way, and happened to meet Kublai Khan's camp. The old naughty boy thought, Guo Jing likes to be with the Mongols the most, and there are so many Mongols here. , maybe Guo Jing is also there, just in time for Guo Jing to help him fight off the disciples of Ruthless Valley, so the old naughty boy came in and asked.

This question is not important, but Jinlun Fawang and others learned his identity, and saw a group of green shirt disciples trap the old urchin with strange fishing nets, Jinlun Fawang and others immediately made evil plans and chased him. The disciples of Heartless Valley entered the valley.

When he arrived in the valley, Jinlun Fawang called the old urchin the greatest evil in the world, and asked Xiaoxiangzi to give him some poisonous drugs to prevent the old urchin from breaking free and escaping.

Seeing Jinlun Fawang and others embarrassing him for no reason, the old urchin was very angry, but he was helpless. His limbs were bound by iron chains, and he was given a lot of poison that softened his bones.

The old naughty boy didn't know how long it had passed. In short, he had always used the kung fu taught by his senior brother to force the poison. However, Jueqinggu gave him vegetables and water every day, which made his limbs weak and weak. It took a long time to save enough money. The power cleanses the body of toxins.

The old naughty boy who had just escaped from the prison happened to see Jinlun Fawang and others entering the valley, so he came up with a clever plan, and found an opportunity to put Xiaoxiangzi down, changed his clothes, and misplaced his inner strength to imitate Xiaoxiang's face. child's appearance.

Fortunately, Xiaoxiangzi had a zombie face and was injured again, Jinlun Fawang and others didn't pay much attention to his weirdness.

Until then, seeing Xiaoxiangzi repeatedly uttering rude words and fighting against Fan Yiweng, Jinlun Fawang and others realized that the Xiaoxiangzi in front of them must be pretending to be someone else, and the real Xiaoxiangzi was injured, so he couldn't do it at all.

Coincidentally, the real Xiaoxiangzi was discovered by the disciples in the valley, and he opened his acupoints, so he looked for him angrily, and sure enough, he saw the guy pretending to be him. Call me.

Seeing the fight between the real and the fake Xiaoxiangzi, the fake Xiaoxiangzi's martial arts gradually became clearer, Jinlun Fawang shouted: "Old naughty boy, when did you escape?"

Seeing that his identity was exposed, the old naughty boy no longer used his skills to support the change of his face, and immediately withdrew his skills. Immediately, his facial features returned to normal and showed the old naughty boy's true colors.

Xiaoxiangzi said angrily, "You old thief, you actually attacked me!"

While fighting with Xiaoxiangzi, the old naughty boy laughed loudly and said, "You stinky zombie is so unreasonable. When you poured me a pile of poisonous powder and potion, didn't you just take advantage of other people's danger? I call it tit for tat!" !"

Jinlun Fawang knew that the old naughty boy who had recovered his skills was the best in the world, but it would be even more difficult to catch him again. If he hadn't taken advantage of others' danger last time, the old naughty boy would never have been overwhelmed by Xiaoxiangzi's poison , this time, it is absolutely impossible to repeat the old trick.

Besides, among the four of them, only Yin Kexi and Nimoxing can do it, but the martial arts of these two people will definitely not be able to hold the old naughty boy.

Jinlun Fawang said in a low voice: "Both of you, hurry up and help brother Xiaoxiang, and I'll go talk to Guzhu!"

Although Ni and Yin were extremely reluctant, they also understood that now was not the time to intrigue, so they agreed to Jinlun Fawang's method.

The two raised their weapons and shouted in unison: "Brother Xiaoxiang, you are wounded, back off for now, we will avenge you!"

"Whoo...pa..." Two whips sounded, and Ni and Yin attacked the old naughty boy with weapons.

The old naughty boy had already seen that Xiaoxiangzi was injured, so he didn't do anything serious, but just played around with him. At this moment, two whip masters rushed in. Mutual Fighting Technique" and "Kongming Fist" competed with the two.

Xiaoxiangzi fought dozens of rounds with the old naughty boy. At this time, the pain broke out and he had already given up the idea of ​​retreating. Seeing the help of Ni and Yin, Xiaoxiangzi was very moved.

The old naughty boy's martial arts is indeed unparalleled, this one-on-two fight is dazzling, let alone the way of knowing the martial arts is poor, even the shadow of three people fighting can't catch up.

Yang Guo looked at it for a long time, but he saw some clues, the old urchin must have been poisoned before, now his body has just recovered, he can't exercise for a long time.

Yang Guo shouted: "Old urchin, I'll help you!"

At this time, there was also an exclamation from outside the door: "Master? Master, I will help you!"

Hearing this, Yang Guo turned his head to look, and saw that the person who came was a man and a woman, about the same age as himself, both in their early twenties, the man was wearing Han clothes, the woman was wearing Mongolian clothes.

Yang Guo thought for a moment, he couldn't help being surprised, he thought: "This man is called Master Old Naughty Boy, could it be Yeluqi? If so, then the girl must be Yeluyan, how did the two of them find Unfeeling Valley, at this point in time, the world No one else in the world should know about this place, it’s so strange!”

Seeing Yeluqi helping the old naughty boy, Yang Guo felt relieved and sat down to drink tea and watch the excitement again.

Wu Dunru asked in a low voice: "Brother Yang, is that man really the apprentice of the old naughty boy? I haven't heard of it before!"

Yang Guo laughed and said: "Yes, that's right, that man's name is Yeluqi, when he was young he used to be a teacher of the old naughty boy, but now, the old naughty boy doesn't admit it!"

Wu Xiuwen also asked curiously, "Hey, why?"

"Haha, I don't know about this, it's a matter here, you can ask him yourself!"

In the arena, the old naughty boy heard someone calling 'Master', looked up, and saw that it was Yeluqi who came, and he was shocked: "It's you!"

As he was speaking, the old naughty boy slapped two palms violently, forcing Ni and Yin to retreat, then he jumped onto the beam of the house, his face full of annoyance, and said: "You little child is such a rascal, I don't even know you!" I said I don't want you as an apprentice, why are you so reckless, and you even chased him into this bird valley! Bad luck, bad luck, really bad luck."

Yeluqi bowed and said: "Master's teachings, disciples never dare to forget, even if Master doesn't recognize me, I only recognize Master in my heart."

Yang Guo slandered: "If this person is replaced by an unknown person, let's see if you will say that!"

Yeluyan also said: "Old naughty boy, we don't care if you don't recognize my second brother. Besides, don't be sentimental, we didn't come here to find you!"

"Oh? That's great, you doll speaks to my liking, hehehe..."

People who don't know the old naughty boy are all surprised. They all think that the old man is probably mentally ill. Others treat him respectfully, but he looks disgusted. Others shout at him, but he applauds him instead. He is really the best in the world. No surprises.

At this moment, King Jinlun Fawang and Gongsunzhi didn't know what to say, they both frowned.

Jinlun Fawang saw that many people came to the old naughty boy's side, but there were only four of them, and there were two semi-disabled people who couldn't do anything. Guo Jing may not be very useful, but if he fails to do this, he is afraid that he will betray the trust of the prince again.

Gongsun Zhi was also very depressed, and thought, why do you feel that something is not going well this year? Gu Zhong has not been to outsiders for more than 40 years, why this time he just wanted to marry a wife, but he attracted so many outsiders? Could it be that it is not suitable for weddings and funerals recently?
Wu Dunru shouted to the old urchin who was sitting on the beam swinging: "Senior old urchin!"

The old urchin looked down and shouted, "Hey, how do you know me?"

"Senior, why did you forget that I am the apprentice of Guo Jing and Guo Daxia. When you were young, you came to play on Peach Blossom and met me!"

The old naughty boy tilted his head and scratched his head, suddenly smiled and said: "Oh, no wonder I feel familiar, so you are Guo Jing's little apprentice, how did you become so big!"

Wu Dunru also laughed and said, "It's been almost ten years. I was a child then, but now I'm an adult!"

"Yes, yes, I went to play with Xiao Rong'er, but they were not at home. Fortunately, I had you two playing with me. Could this be your younger brother!" the old naughty boy pointed to Yang Guo and asked.

Wu Xiuwen shouted: "Senior old naughty boy, I am the younger brother, this is Brother Yang!"

The old naughty boy jumped off the beam, sat on Yang Guo's table, looked at these people carefully, and said, "How did you guys find this place? This Bird Valley is so boring, and there is a shameless Master Bird Valley, let's go quickly!"

Fan Yiweng heard the old naughty boy's 'Niaogu' and 'Niaoguzhu''s insulting words, and said angrily: "Old naughty boy, stop talking nonsense, otherwise, I will fight you to the death!"

Although the old urchin has not recovered from his internal injuries, he is unforgiving and said: "You have a big beard, it is unreasonable, you can do ugly things but others can't say it, it is really unreasonable, if it is not for the fact that it is not easy for you to grow such a long beard , already cut it for you!"

Seeing that Fan Yiweng was about to strike again, Yang Guo didn't intend to sit idly by, at this moment, Gongsun Zhi shouted: "Yiweng can't be unreasonable, step down!"

"Yes!" Fan Yiweng retreated respectfully.

Gongsunzhi said: "Old naughty boy, you have repeatedly made things difficult for me, but today is my wedding day so I don't care about you for now. I wanted to let you go after I got married. Since you came out by yourself, why don't you let me go?" Please return the four things you took away, and then you go out of the valley, I do not welcome you in the valley!"

The old naughty boy said angrily: "Bah, bah, you, the owner of the Niaogu, still want to blackmail people. If you have any valuables in this Niaogu, I should be rare. It's really unreasonable!"

Gongsun Zhi said in a cold voice: "Hmph, if it weren't for my wedding day, I might have to teach you a few tricks. Now, you should hand over what you took away and go out of the valley obediently!"

The old naughty boy said angrily: "You have nothing to say if you insist on framing me, so I want you to see, am I a person who steals from others!" Saying this, the old naughty boy quickly took out Yang Guo's waist, and then jumped to The middle of the hall began to undress.

From the moment he unbuttoned his belt, Xiao Longnv spat and turned around not to look at him, while the other women in the hall blushed and quickly turned their heads to curse 'shameless' inwardly.

Gongsun Zhi repeatedly tried to dissuade him, but the old urchin ignored him until he stripped naked, then patted his chest and said: "You said I took something from your valley, I don't know what it is, but I'm naked now, if you don't believe me, Open your eyes and see clearly!"

When the old naughty boy was imprisoned, Gongsun Zhi had already ordered people to search him. The old naughty boy was indeed empty. At that time, he thought he had hidden the treasure elsewhere. Today, seeing that he escaped, Gongsun Zhi thought, if he Going out of the valley, the treasures must have been taken back. Anyway, they can't keep them today, so it's better to take back the treasures first, who knows, this old naughty boy is really willing to go out, and directly stripped naked to prove his innocence.

The old urchin saw that he frowned and said nothing, clapped his hands and shouted: "Look at you, you are also very old, you are so disrespectful, you speak indiscriminately, you behave in a wrong way, and you do such a shameful thing in front of the public. Don't be afraid of being ridiculed!"

Gongsun Zhi couldn't help but laugh, and said: "I'm afraid it's you who are old and disrespectful!"

The old naughty boy was not stingy at all, and said with a smile: "I have been naked since I was born, how can I laugh at you when I am naked now? You don't know yourself, you are so old and you want to marry a beautiful little girl It's ridiculous for a girl to be a wife, a bad old man, extremely ridiculous, haha...!"

What the old naughty boy said, Gongsun Zhi blushed and had no words to answer. If there were not many outsiders in the hall today, Gongsun Zhi would have killed the old naughty boy, this thief, but now, he dared not act rashly.

Jinlun Fawang was also ashamed, and secretly said: "I am also known as a master of martial arts, but regardless of my status, I used indiscriminate means to restrain Zhou Botong, but he still escaped later. This martial arts is really good. On the dog!"

Thinking about it, Jinlun Fawang felt his face was burning hot, seeing that the old naughty boy had too many helpers, he also knew that even if Gongsunzhi made a move, he would never want to catch any of them today, so he whispered to Xiaoxiangzi Yin Kexi and the others After a few words, he got up and said: "Thanks to the kind hospitality of the Guzhu, I should have stayed a few more days to congratulate the Guzhu's wedding, but I have important things to do, so I can't stay for a long time, so I will leave!"

Gongsun Zhi clasped his fists and said: "This afternoon, my younger brother is going to hold the continuation salute ceremony. I wanted to invite the Dharma King and all the distinguished guests to be witnesses. Hey, since the Dharma King is busy with important matters, it is inconvenient for me to force you to stay."

Seeing that Jinlun Fawang was about to leave, Yang Guo thought, "If they return to the Mongolian camp, the first thing they will do is to attack the city. Even if there is no old urchin as a threat, with the strength of the Mongolian soldiers, it will be a matter of time before they break through Xiangyang. Now that the old urchin is safe and sound, it is not appropriate to stay here for long!" Thinking, Yang Guo also bid farewell to Gongsun Zhi.

Gongsun Zhi was already very afraid of Yang Guo and his party, but there was nothing to be afraid of those two young men with similar looks. This man and a woman, the man and the woman are extremely beautiful, and even their martial arts are extremely high, especially the woman, although Gongsun Zhi It was unbearable to see her, but he couldn't see through her at all. Even if he had evil intentions, he didn't dare to cause trouble to his upper body. At this moment, seeing them want to leave, Gongsun Zhi completely let go of a big stone in his heart.

The old naughty boy put on his clothes in a hurry, clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay, okay, hurry up, hurry up, I'm tired of staying in this Bird Valley!"

At this time, Yeluqi clasped his fists and asked: "Gongsun Guzhu, my next Yeluqi, please forgive me for taking the liberty to come here this time!"

Seeing Yelu Qi's humble behavior, Gongsun Zhi was very satisfied, and said back: "Brother Yelu, you don't have to be polite, today is the wedding day, since Brother Yelu has caught up, why don't you stay and have a few glasses of wedding wine!"

Yeluqi said: "Thank you, Guzhu, but I came here just to find someone. I don't know if Guzhu has seen a woman..." Yeluqi described the woman's body, appearance and clothing, and then followed Following his description, Gongsun Zhi's complexion became more and more gloomy.

Gongsun Lue also secretly exclaimed, secretly said: "Why is the woman this man mentioned so similar to the woman Daddy wants to marry? Could it be that this man is looking for a stepmother?"

Seeing Jinlun Fawang and the four leave in a hurry, Yang Guo also led the others to leave. He was walking to the door when he heard Yeluqi's description. Is this the person Yeluqi is looking for? Hahaha, it’s really interesting, I didn’t expect that what happened to Yang Guo in the original book would happen to Yeluqi, I’m going to have a lot of fun watching this!”

Yang Guo stopped and said in a low voice: "Let's not leave, there may be a big commotion later, by the way, old naughty boy, isn't this Yeluqi your apprentice, your apprentice is here to snatch a kiss, don't you want to help? "

The old naughty boy exclaimed: "What, the little devil wants to snatch a marriage with the bird valley owner, haha, if that's the case, then I won't leave, I must take care of this matter!"

Yang Guo watched the old naughty boy yelling loudly, shook his head and was speechless, this time, their thoughts and Yeluqi's reason for coming were all known by the people in Unfeeling Valley.

But Yeluyan was puzzled and said: "Old naughty boy, what nonsense are you talking about? We are here to find someone, why are you robbing the owner of the valley, you are so old and not ashamed to know nonsense!"

Yeluqi hurriedly shouted: "Third sister, don't be unreasonable!"

At this moment, there was a woman on the long corridor outside the stone house. The woman was full of sadness. She stood under the long corridor and stared at the daffodils in the distance in a daze.

Yeluqi stared at the woman's figure obsessively, and shouted, "Ping'er, is it really you, Ping'er! I finally found you!"

Saying that, Yeluqi rushed over and hugged the woman, the two reunited after a long absence, the feeling of longing welled up in their hearts, they couldn't hold it anymore, and both of them began to cry.

Yang Guo murmured: "Okay, without my interference, these two people really got married!"

Xiao Longnu suddenly said: "What are you talking about, you know these two people? How many things do you still not tell me!"

Yang Guo hastily raised his hand to surrender, and said: "I don't know you, but when I took Wushuang to hide from Li Mochou, I saw them from afar. At that time, I just snatched their two horses, and I didn't meet them face to face. If you don't believe me, you can ask Wushuang when you go back. !"

Seeing Yang Guo's tense appearance, Xiao Longnv was amused, she pouted and said, "I'll just ask you why you are so nervous, maybe there is something wrong in your heart!"

"Hey, you scared me!" Yang Guo sighed secretly, thinking: "Can you not be nervous, I don't want to sleep on the floor!"

Yang Guo hugged Xiao Longnv tightly and said, "I don't have ghosts in my heart, but you are here!"

(End of this chapter)