The best female boss
Chapter 77
Chapter 77
"Do you want to get rid of the water?"
Li Jian pointed to the WC downstairs and said to Zhang Fan.
And Wu Tong also said at this time: "I really want to get rid of it, it's healthier to get rid of it, quack!"
This ushered in naturally a middle finger from Zhang Fan, "Go to health, I will stay by myself for a while."
"Hey, when did you learn this trick? I remember you didn't like to use your middle finger before."
Li Jian's expression was a little surprised. Zhang Fan had never done the gesture of raising his middle finger before. Why did he suddenly change his sex today?
From this point of view, it can be said that it is really the credit of the fusion of souls, which more or less influenced Zhang Fan's personality of the future warrior during his lifetime.
"I don't like to use it myself, but I think it should be acceptable for others to use it."
Zhang Fan showed his white teeth and smiled brightly.
When Li Jian heard this, they suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing over them, their hairs stood on end, their chrysanthemums tightened, and they ran towards WC.
"Ha ha!"
Seeing that Li Jian and Wu Tong were running faster than rabbits, the corners of Zhang Fan's mouth raised slightly. He looked up at the hibiscus tree across the corridor. Summer is not the season for full bloom, so he couldn't smell or see the hibiscus flowers. Blooming blooms and the kind of fragrance that invades the nose.
However, in the next second, Zhang Fan frowned, because he smelled a scent even more fragrant than hibiscus.
This smell seemed to be by his side, and when Zhang Fan turned his head, a sound of heaven sounded.
"You don't go to the bathroom, there should be a reason!"
Tang Xiao, like a fairy, opened her eyes wide and looked at Zhang Fan with a sly expression, as if there was something in her words.
Looking at Tang Xiao's perfect face, even Zhang Fan's concentration was almost lost.
Forced not to let himself be distracted, Zhang Fan smiled helplessly, spread his hands and said, "Of course there is a reason for not going to the bathroom."
"What's the reason for that?"
Tang Xiao's eyes lit up, and she asked.
Immediately after hearing the words, Zhang Fan tried his best to control his expression, stared at Tang Xiao without blinking, and said word by word: "Because-because-my-body-inside-that...there is no water. .”
Originally, Zhang Fan wanted to say that he didn't pee, but in the face of such a beautiful woman, he was really embarrassed to say such vulgar words.
"water?"
Tang Xiao was taken aback for a moment, but then her pretty face blushed, and she immediately spat at Zhang Fan, "You hate it."
The latter is a very clever girl, as long as she thinks for a while, she understands the meaning of 'water'.
"Hey, that's why I didn't go to the bathroom."
Zhang Fan showed a successful prank smile, seeing Tang Xiao's embarrassed and shy appearance made him feel extremely happy.
"I didn't mean that reason!"
Tang Xiao stomped the floor feigning anger, she felt that Zhang Fan did it on purpose.
"That is……?"
Zhang Fan showed a puzzled expression.
"This guy who usually looks very honest is actually so dishonest in his heart, hum! I'll just tell what I saw, and see if you still don't admit it!"
Seeing the former's shameless appearance, Tang Xiao couldn't help thinking in her heart.
"I saw it all."
Tang Xiao blinked her extra-long eyelashes, Zhang Fan could see the transparent and fair cheeks of the former, so close at hand.
"What did you see?"
Zhang Fan didn't know why.
"You... well, when the class was about to start, there were so many people on the first floor, and I saw the one you squatted in the middle."
Tang Xiao, who was so angry, finally had no choice but to directly tell what she saw.
When Zhang Fan heard this, he frowned, but he was still seen.
Seeing Zhang Fan's expression, the smart Tang Xiao continued, "You are afraid that when you go to the bathroom, some teachers and students who were there just now will recognize you. You are afraid of trouble, so you won't go down, right! But it's a pity, then I also saw a scene."
As Tang Xiao said, most of the reasons why Zhang Fan didn't go down were really because of this.
Spreading his hands again, Zhang Fan turned to look at Jiaoyan beside him and said, "Congratulations, you got the answer right, but unfortunately, there is no reward!"
Without rewards, Tang Xiao wasn't unhappy at all. She continued to smile triumphantly, revealing a cute dimple, and said, "I never thought that you would also know medicine. Is that acupuncture?"
After finishing speaking, Tang Xiao looked at Zhang Fan with curiosity and admiration. It seemed that Zhang Fan, who was thin and not very tall, suddenly grew much taller in front of her eyes.
Following Tang Xiao's words, Zhang Fan recalled the scene of saving people before.
Originally, Zhang Fan didn't want to mention this matter, low-key is the kingly way of walking in the world, but there is no way, since Tang Xiao saw it with his own eyes, he had to admit it.
"Know a little medical skills, that is indeed acupuncture."
Zhang Fan admitted.
"It's really acupuncture, it's really good, but if you only know a little bit of medical skills, it's actually not bad, after all, you're just a high school student."
Tang Xiao was surprised. Acupuncture is still a miraculous treatment for most people. Few people have seen it, let alone know it.
However, when she heard Zhang Fan's words, she thought that the latter was dissatisfied with her medical skills, so she immediately started to enlighten him.
Zhang Fan didn't expect Tang Xiao to be misunderstood by his casual words.You know, with the fusion of my soul, even now, my medical skills are probably not bad, at least it will exceed that 'one point or two'.
However, Zhang Fan didn't plan to say more about it, it's all for the sake of keeping a low profile.
Seeing Zhang Fan's silence for a while, Tang Xiao thought that the former was sad because he was not very good at medicine, and then thought of changing the topic to divert the former's mood.
"Zhang Fan, just now I seem to have heard you tell Li Jian that you don't use your middle finger, what are you using your middle finger for?"
Tang Xiao really didn't know the mystery of the middle finger, and she was also puzzled, so she immediately took the opportunity to ask.
Tang Xiao is not only beautiful in appearance, but also extremely cute, especially those big watery eyes, just like picking up immortals.
"puff!"
Even if he had cultivated a much stronger concentration than ordinary people, Zhang Fan would almost spurt blood at this time.
Immediately, he looked at Tang Xiao, who was extremely cute and pure like a lily, and quickly grasped the middle finger of the other hand with the hand behind him, with an extremely wonderful expression.
Although she is only eighteen years old, Tang Xiao has already grown up. Her proud figure can only make girls of the same age envy and hate her, especially her flat belly, which always attracts Zhang Fan to look down.
But what made Zhang Fan helpless was that Tang Xiao was standing in front of him. He couldn't lower his head to look at the girl's belly in front of him. If the other party didn't give him the title of pervert, he probably wouldn't give up.
However, such words, do not see evil, do not listen to evil, were asked by such a beautiful girl like a goddess. The most helpless thing was that the other party still had a curious, innocent and pure expression, which almost made Zhang Fan spit blood.
Am I explaining or explaining?
About the story of the middle finger, most wolf friends must know it. If you have never seen a pork, you should have seen a pig run.
Smelling the body fragrance of the other party close at hand, Zhang Fan only felt his adrenaline soared, his face turned red, and he had a tendency to want to stop for a while.
"What's wrong with you? Why is your face so red?"
Tang Xiao, who didn't know what Zhang Fan was thinking, became concerned when he saw Zhang Fan's blushing face.
"Sin, sin, the goddess is not used to blaspheme, let alone use the middle finger."
Zhang Fan meditated in his heart, praying for atonement, and when he was sure again, the redness on his face miraculously disappeared, which can be called a miracle.
"The middle finger is here to pick your nose."
After thinking about it for a long time, Zhang Fan used his extraordinary intelligence and finally came up with a shocking use.
"Hey! You're disgusting, but are your nostrils that big?"
Zhang Fan was despised by Tang Xiao for a while, but there was nothing he could do. Under the gaze of a beautiful woman, Zhang Fan could come up with such a disgusting answer, which was quite good.
It's just that it seems shameful for a beautiful woman to doubt the size of her nostrils.
In order to prove that his nostrils were big enough for a middle finger to enter, Zhang Fan actually took out the liberated middle finger and put it in front of the nostril. It seemed that he really wanted to verify it.
"Okay, okay, I believe you!"
Anticipating Zhang Fan's next move, Tang Xiao almost turned pale with fright, and hurriedly stopped him.
Hearing Tang Xiao's words, Zhang Fan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart for the first time. If Tang Xiao didn't stop him, Zhang Fan would really have to stick his middle finger into his nostril in full view. How the nostrils were blown.
Jingle Bell!
After a few minutes, it's time for class.
"It's class, I won't tell you anymore."
Tang Xiao turned around, leaving behind only a lingering beauty and a faint fragrance.
"All right!"
Zhang Fan touched his nose, and it seemed that the former fragrance still remained.Immediately, he looked in the direction of WC and said to himself: "These guys won't fall into the cesspit!"
However, just as he finished speaking, he saw Li Jian and Li Jian walking over cheaply, with a look that deserved a beating.
"You won't really fall into the cesspit!"
Zhang Fan was a little uncertain.
Li Jian was the first to protest, saying: "You just fell into the cesspit, we came out a long time ago, but we were attracted by so many white thighs along the way, and by the way, let's compare the thickness of their thighs and legs .”
"I still have a lot of silver in vain."
Zhang Fan scoffed at this.
Wu Tong took the chatterbox, touched the back of his head, and said: "It's true, our conclusion is that the thighs of our school's female friends are very tender and juicy."
Looking at Wu Tong's seemingly simple and honest appearance, Zhang Fan felt helpless for a while. The two of them, as a duo, can be as cheap as they want, and they are called the cheap gods.
"Stop talking nonsense, and hurry into the classroom."
Zhang Fan left them with a protruding back of his head that he thought was chic, and walked into the classroom first.
It is less than half a month away from the college entrance examination, and the content of class every day is review and review. For students, they are constantly doing test questions. There are towers of towers on the desks, and some people are taller.
(End of this chapter)
"Do you want to get rid of the water?"
Li Jian pointed to the WC downstairs and said to Zhang Fan.
And Wu Tong also said at this time: "I really want to get rid of it, it's healthier to get rid of it, quack!"
This ushered in naturally a middle finger from Zhang Fan, "Go to health, I will stay by myself for a while."
"Hey, when did you learn this trick? I remember you didn't like to use your middle finger before."
Li Jian's expression was a little surprised. Zhang Fan had never done the gesture of raising his middle finger before. Why did he suddenly change his sex today?
From this point of view, it can be said that it is really the credit of the fusion of souls, which more or less influenced Zhang Fan's personality of the future warrior during his lifetime.
"I don't like to use it myself, but I think it should be acceptable for others to use it."
Zhang Fan showed his white teeth and smiled brightly.
When Li Jian heard this, they suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing over them, their hairs stood on end, their chrysanthemums tightened, and they ran towards WC.
"Ha ha!"
Seeing that Li Jian and Wu Tong were running faster than rabbits, the corners of Zhang Fan's mouth raised slightly. He looked up at the hibiscus tree across the corridor. Summer is not the season for full bloom, so he couldn't smell or see the hibiscus flowers. Blooming blooms and the kind of fragrance that invades the nose.
However, in the next second, Zhang Fan frowned, because he smelled a scent even more fragrant than hibiscus.
This smell seemed to be by his side, and when Zhang Fan turned his head, a sound of heaven sounded.
"You don't go to the bathroom, there should be a reason!"
Tang Xiao, like a fairy, opened her eyes wide and looked at Zhang Fan with a sly expression, as if there was something in her words.
Looking at Tang Xiao's perfect face, even Zhang Fan's concentration was almost lost.
Forced not to let himself be distracted, Zhang Fan smiled helplessly, spread his hands and said, "Of course there is a reason for not going to the bathroom."
"What's the reason for that?"
Tang Xiao's eyes lit up, and she asked.
Immediately after hearing the words, Zhang Fan tried his best to control his expression, stared at Tang Xiao without blinking, and said word by word: "Because-because-my-body-inside-that...there is no water. .”
Originally, Zhang Fan wanted to say that he didn't pee, but in the face of such a beautiful woman, he was really embarrassed to say such vulgar words.
"water?"
Tang Xiao was taken aback for a moment, but then her pretty face blushed, and she immediately spat at Zhang Fan, "You hate it."
The latter is a very clever girl, as long as she thinks for a while, she understands the meaning of 'water'.
"Hey, that's why I didn't go to the bathroom."
Zhang Fan showed a successful prank smile, seeing Tang Xiao's embarrassed and shy appearance made him feel extremely happy.
"I didn't mean that reason!"
Tang Xiao stomped the floor feigning anger, she felt that Zhang Fan did it on purpose.
"That is……?"
Zhang Fan showed a puzzled expression.
"This guy who usually looks very honest is actually so dishonest in his heart, hum! I'll just tell what I saw, and see if you still don't admit it!"
Seeing the former's shameless appearance, Tang Xiao couldn't help thinking in her heart.
"I saw it all."
Tang Xiao blinked her extra-long eyelashes, Zhang Fan could see the transparent and fair cheeks of the former, so close at hand.
"What did you see?"
Zhang Fan didn't know why.
"You... well, when the class was about to start, there were so many people on the first floor, and I saw the one you squatted in the middle."
Tang Xiao, who was so angry, finally had no choice but to directly tell what she saw.
When Zhang Fan heard this, he frowned, but he was still seen.
Seeing Zhang Fan's expression, the smart Tang Xiao continued, "You are afraid that when you go to the bathroom, some teachers and students who were there just now will recognize you. You are afraid of trouble, so you won't go down, right! But it's a pity, then I also saw a scene."
As Tang Xiao said, most of the reasons why Zhang Fan didn't go down were really because of this.
Spreading his hands again, Zhang Fan turned to look at Jiaoyan beside him and said, "Congratulations, you got the answer right, but unfortunately, there is no reward!"
Without rewards, Tang Xiao wasn't unhappy at all. She continued to smile triumphantly, revealing a cute dimple, and said, "I never thought that you would also know medicine. Is that acupuncture?"
After finishing speaking, Tang Xiao looked at Zhang Fan with curiosity and admiration. It seemed that Zhang Fan, who was thin and not very tall, suddenly grew much taller in front of her eyes.
Following Tang Xiao's words, Zhang Fan recalled the scene of saving people before.
Originally, Zhang Fan didn't want to mention this matter, low-key is the kingly way of walking in the world, but there is no way, since Tang Xiao saw it with his own eyes, he had to admit it.
"Know a little medical skills, that is indeed acupuncture."
Zhang Fan admitted.
"It's really acupuncture, it's really good, but if you only know a little bit of medical skills, it's actually not bad, after all, you're just a high school student."
Tang Xiao was surprised. Acupuncture is still a miraculous treatment for most people. Few people have seen it, let alone know it.
However, when she heard Zhang Fan's words, she thought that the latter was dissatisfied with her medical skills, so she immediately started to enlighten him.
Zhang Fan didn't expect Tang Xiao to be misunderstood by his casual words.You know, with the fusion of my soul, even now, my medical skills are probably not bad, at least it will exceed that 'one point or two'.
However, Zhang Fan didn't plan to say more about it, it's all for the sake of keeping a low profile.
Seeing Zhang Fan's silence for a while, Tang Xiao thought that the former was sad because he was not very good at medicine, and then thought of changing the topic to divert the former's mood.
"Zhang Fan, just now I seem to have heard you tell Li Jian that you don't use your middle finger, what are you using your middle finger for?"
Tang Xiao really didn't know the mystery of the middle finger, and she was also puzzled, so she immediately took the opportunity to ask.
Tang Xiao is not only beautiful in appearance, but also extremely cute, especially those big watery eyes, just like picking up immortals.
"puff!"
Even if he had cultivated a much stronger concentration than ordinary people, Zhang Fan would almost spurt blood at this time.
Immediately, he looked at Tang Xiao, who was extremely cute and pure like a lily, and quickly grasped the middle finger of the other hand with the hand behind him, with an extremely wonderful expression.
Although she is only eighteen years old, Tang Xiao has already grown up. Her proud figure can only make girls of the same age envy and hate her, especially her flat belly, which always attracts Zhang Fan to look down.
But what made Zhang Fan helpless was that Tang Xiao was standing in front of him. He couldn't lower his head to look at the girl's belly in front of him. If the other party didn't give him the title of pervert, he probably wouldn't give up.
However, such words, do not see evil, do not listen to evil, were asked by such a beautiful girl like a goddess. The most helpless thing was that the other party still had a curious, innocent and pure expression, which almost made Zhang Fan spit blood.
Am I explaining or explaining?
About the story of the middle finger, most wolf friends must know it. If you have never seen a pork, you should have seen a pig run.
Smelling the body fragrance of the other party close at hand, Zhang Fan only felt his adrenaline soared, his face turned red, and he had a tendency to want to stop for a while.
"What's wrong with you? Why is your face so red?"
Tang Xiao, who didn't know what Zhang Fan was thinking, became concerned when he saw Zhang Fan's blushing face.
"Sin, sin, the goddess is not used to blaspheme, let alone use the middle finger."
Zhang Fan meditated in his heart, praying for atonement, and when he was sure again, the redness on his face miraculously disappeared, which can be called a miracle.
"The middle finger is here to pick your nose."
After thinking about it for a long time, Zhang Fan used his extraordinary intelligence and finally came up with a shocking use.
"Hey! You're disgusting, but are your nostrils that big?"
Zhang Fan was despised by Tang Xiao for a while, but there was nothing he could do. Under the gaze of a beautiful woman, Zhang Fan could come up with such a disgusting answer, which was quite good.
It's just that it seems shameful for a beautiful woman to doubt the size of her nostrils.
In order to prove that his nostrils were big enough for a middle finger to enter, Zhang Fan actually took out the liberated middle finger and put it in front of the nostril. It seemed that he really wanted to verify it.
"Okay, okay, I believe you!"
Anticipating Zhang Fan's next move, Tang Xiao almost turned pale with fright, and hurriedly stopped him.
Hearing Tang Xiao's words, Zhang Fan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart for the first time. If Tang Xiao didn't stop him, Zhang Fan would really have to stick his middle finger into his nostril in full view. How the nostrils were blown.
Jingle Bell!
After a few minutes, it's time for class.
"It's class, I won't tell you anymore."
Tang Xiao turned around, leaving behind only a lingering beauty and a faint fragrance.
"All right!"
Zhang Fan touched his nose, and it seemed that the former fragrance still remained.Immediately, he looked in the direction of WC and said to himself: "These guys won't fall into the cesspit!"
However, just as he finished speaking, he saw Li Jian and Li Jian walking over cheaply, with a look that deserved a beating.
"You won't really fall into the cesspit!"
Zhang Fan was a little uncertain.
Li Jian was the first to protest, saying: "You just fell into the cesspit, we came out a long time ago, but we were attracted by so many white thighs along the way, and by the way, let's compare the thickness of their thighs and legs .”
"I still have a lot of silver in vain."
Zhang Fan scoffed at this.
Wu Tong took the chatterbox, touched the back of his head, and said: "It's true, our conclusion is that the thighs of our school's female friends are very tender and juicy."
Looking at Wu Tong's seemingly simple and honest appearance, Zhang Fan felt helpless for a while. The two of them, as a duo, can be as cheap as they want, and they are called the cheap gods.
"Stop talking nonsense, and hurry into the classroom."
Zhang Fan left them with a protruding back of his head that he thought was chic, and walked into the classroom first.
It is less than half a month away from the college entrance examination, and the content of class every day is review and review. For students, they are constantly doing test questions. There are towers of towers on the desks, and some people are taller.
(End of this chapter)
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