Blind date to idol talent show

Chapter 304
After exercise, when the body is in a state of fatigue, it is easy to fall asleep, and the quality of sleep is very high.

Li Yimu and Nan Xiaoyue came out of the martial arts hall, ate something casually, and then went home. There are two bathrooms in the house. One advantage is that each person can have one, and they are not afraid of grabbing or waiting. They can lie on the bed directly after taking a shower up.

If there is only one bathroom in the house, it is not good. Either one takes a shower and the other waits. What a waste of time, and you feel uncomfortable when you sweat?Or take a shower together, it will take longer
Men usually take a bath faster than women. First of all, girls usually use hot water for bathing. It takes a certain amount of time to adjust the temperature of the water. In addition, girls take a bath more carefully. It takes longer, and you have to wash your hair for half a day.

What's more, many girls enjoy the bathroom when they take a bath. Some enjoy the reverberation in the bathroom and sing in it;

Anyway, when Li Yimu secretly replaced the frosted glass with transparent glass, he saw Nan Xiaoyue standing in front of the mirror admiring her beauty several times, and then the shaggy hair next to her poured water on the floor.

When she was discovered, Nan Xiaoyue would stare at Li Yimu half ashamed and half angry, and then come out to settle accounts with Li Yimu after taking a shower. To this, Li Yimu's answer every time is: "Didn't I remind you to save water?"

In fact, the two of them can’t tell who is who. This replacement of frosted glass for transparent glass really brings a lot of fun to life. The remote control is not brought in every time. Sometimes it is forgotten and left outside. Anyway, there are no outsiders in the house.

So it often happens that in the middle of the bath, there is a transparent scene in front of you, and then there is an idiot (idiot) looking at you in front of you, and occasionally that person will hold potato chips, eat while watching, and follow Like watching a movie.
But today, obviously Li Yimu didn't have that kind of interest. He was really tired. After recording the program for a day, he also had a physical activity of smashing the ice with a sledgehammer. I have a small appetite and just want to lie down quickly.

So when Nan Xiaoyue came out of the bathroom, she saw that Li Yimu had already fallen asleep on the bed, and the quilt was kicked aside.

People who have taken a bath basically know that when you come out of the bathroom after taking a bath, you will feel a burst of air-conditioning. At this time, Nan Xiaoyue is, she is very afraid that Li Yimu will catch a cold, so she climbed into bed immediately , to cover him with a quilt.

At the same time, I was still wondering, he usually doesn't kick the quilt
In their family, it was Nan Xiaoyue who slept dishonestly, and her movements were distorted as soon as she practiced dancing in her dream, while Li Yimu's sleeping position was basically stable, at most she turned over in one position normally.

Could it be that he had a nightmare and kicked the quilt?Nan Xiaoyue covered Li Yimu while thinking about it, and scratched his nose playfully, and then went to the living room to blow-dry his hair, which was another time-consuming thing.

When she came back, she found that Li Yimu kicked off the quilt again, covered it up again, went to the living room to drink half a cup of hot water, and when she came back, the quilt was directly under the bed.

Nan Xiaoyue felt that something was wrong, wondering if this person was pretending to be asleep on purpose, and then making fun of herself?
"Husband, Mu Mu, Xiao Mu, Li Yimu!" ​​There was no response, but it didn't prove that he was not asleep, after all, you can't wake up a person who pretends to be asleep!

Thinking of this, Nan Xiaoyue quietly covered him again, and then pretended to leave the bedroom, but actually observed secretly on the crack of the bedroom door.

This time she saw the whole process of Li Yimu kicking the quilt, but what is certain is that his eyes were indeed closed, and he kicked his legs wildly, kicking the quilt away, and at the same time he was chanting: " Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh, the benevolent is invincible, flying over walls!"

These four words are also shouted very rhythmically, and the interval between each word is roughly the same.

"What are you humming haha?" Nan Xiaoyue was speechless, co-authoring this was a dream!

Then she showed a smug smile on her face, it turns out that you also had a day in which you had a twisted sleeping position in your dreams. Li Yimu would always take pictures of your strange sleeping position before, and then wake up the next morning and show it to yourself. I feel ashamed every time, and this time it's my turn to take revenge!
First cover Li Yimu with a quilt, then pick up the phone, sit next to him, find a good camera position, and put Li Yimu at the position of the golden section line of the lens, alas, wait, there seems to be no golden section line for vertical screen shooting, then change Horizontal screen, more professional!

When he woke up the next day, Li Yimu was doubting his life. First of all, he was doubting his own condition, that is, his sore arm. But this did not make him doubt for long, and he began to doubt the new song that appeared in his dream?

It's a rap song, but it's not an ordinary rap song. When the title of the MV came out, he felt that the dream was targeting him. He clearly set the flag to kill those who don't play nunchucks. The song "Cut Stick"?

Forget it, I don’t need to sing when you come out, and then I saw the familiar face of a genius, well, Li Yimu knew that this song is definitely not simple when he comes out with this face, not only is it not simple, it is not so simple Make him doubt life.

Although in the first few times, he just followed the high, and he was still listening to singing in his dream. Of course, he basically sang the last four words of each sentence in the chorus, and then he listened very well. When he started to listen carefully After that, something went wrong.

For rap songs, forget about what you said quickly. The problem is that in this song, there are many unexpected sentence breaks. Anyway, in Li Yimu’s impression, there is no rapper with such break sentences in this world, only the genius in the dream only one.

Therefore, to memorize his songs, you must not only memorize the lyrics and accompaniment scores, but also the rhythm of the sentences. Before the flow, the sentences in "General" and "Compendium of Materia Medica" were relatively simple. The sentence sentences of this song are really difficult. There are no rules to follow, only memorization.

Just as he was thinking wildly, Nan Xiaoyue who was lying next to him moved a little. According to Li Yimu's experience, she was going to wake up, but she wouldn't wake up directly.

She would open her eyes to see if she was there, if she was, she would say morning in a daze, then continue to close her eyes and immerse herself for a while, if not, she would get up and run to the living room or kitchen to find herself.

As a result, he misjudged today, Nan Xiaoyue opened her eyes and saw him, not only did not say morning with sleepy eyes, but sat up directly, took out her mobile phone, and handed it to Li Yimu.

"What?" Li Yimu was curious.

"Look at the photo album yourself!"

Li Yimu took it and unlocked it directly with his own fingerprint. When he clicked on the gallery, he saw the first video. He saw himself in the dream, kicked up the quilt suddenly, and shouted: "Huhuha!"

Nan Xiaoyue thought that Li Yimu would be ashamed, but unexpectedly he answered a sentence naturally and quickly:

【Quickly use the nunchaku.】

Nan Xiaoyue has a question mark on her head, what, you are writing songs in your dream?

　Thanks to Concubine Xiaoxiang 123 for the 200 starting coins, to book friend 20210301175500029 for the 100 starting coins, and to Che Fanghong for the 100 starting coins, thank you everyone!

　　
　
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