I am the master of all worlds

Chapter 213 Feeling, Extraordinarily Mentally Retarded

Boom~
The golden sword energy flew, and the gazebo fell with the sound.

It's just that Zhang Wuyang and Nie Xiaoqian who were in the gazebo easily avoided the sword energy and all the broken stones without any damage.

In the world of A Chinese Ghost Story, the only bearded man who can have a relationship with Ning Caichen, and the one with good skills, is Yan Chixia.

On the side of the gravel, Zhang Wuyang and Nie Xiaoqian looked at each other and blurted out almost simultaneously: "Yan Chixia?"

"Hmph! Now that you know it's a poor man, why don't you wait for the brat to retreat quickly?!"

Finally, Yan Chixia, who was dressed in coarse linen but looked radiant, stepped on her sword and flew to Ning Caichen, looking directly at Nie Xiaoqian and Zhang Wuyang.

Ning Caichen, who was blown to the ground above the ground, did not react at all. At this moment, he was still confused by the sudden explosion. He almost shook his roaring ears and stood up. He looked at Yan Chixia, and then at Nie Xiaoqian. .

"Miss Xiaoqian, what happened just now?"

In a word, Yan Chixia's heart felt cold and cold.

Typical obsession!Even after making such a big commotion, this guy even ate a little girl, he deserved to be sucked by a female ghost!
Standing quietly by Ning Caichen's side, more and more female ghosts flew in from all directions, and Yan Chixia frowned slightly as she watched.

Although he wasn't afraid of these brats, they were somewhat troublesome.

"I've heard that the tree demon died here in Lanruo Temple. At this time, a group of little ghosts are in charge. When I saw it today, it really is so."

"You little devils who have not yet attained enlightenment, yet dare to show up in front of the poor Taoist today, could it be that the poor Taoist's magic sword is really disadvantageous!"

Yan Chixia was a lunatic in Ning Caichen's eyes. Seeing a big man pointing his sword at a group of weak women, she suddenly became emboldened, and asked in a questioning tone: "Master Dao, what are you talking about?" what?"

"Yes, yes, Daoist, what are you talking about?"

"Hehehehehe, that's right, Daoist Priest, it's scary to look so vicious."

"That's right, my sister is right."

The scene is a bit festive.

Yan Chixia suddenly came to face the female ghosts in Lanruo Temple with a sword. It stands to reason that these female ghosts with low cultivation should be afraid, but Nie Xiaoqian was born a year ago, and brought a group of female ghosts to kill them first. The tree demon grandma was killed, and then the old Montenegro demon was eliminated.

Because Nie Xiaoqian never said anything, these two things have been kept in the bottom of their hearts by everyone.

At this time, a Taoist priest who doesn't look very good is like slaying demons and demons in Lanruo Temple, obviously in their eyes, his brain is convulsed.

With the verbal help of a group of female ghosts, Ning Caichen completely freed himself from fear and stopped Yan Chixia. His sense of justice even amazed Zhang Wuyang.

This kid is hopelessly obsessed!

"Master Daoist, you destroyed other people's houses for no reason, and then pointed your sword at them. There is justice in this world. Scholars of my generation will never allow such things to happen."

Yan Chixia: ...Didn't this guy get blown up just now?
"Stupid boy, are you... out of your mind?"

"Daozhang, Xiaosheng is very clear!"

"Qingming, grandma!" Finally realizing that the scholar was obviously still obsessed with ghosts, Yan Chixia kicked him to the ground, "Open your eyes wide and see, they are all floating in the air, what else can do this except ghosts?" ?!"

"Didn't the Taoist come here with the sword?"

Yan Chixia:  …

For a moment, there was a feeling of being speechless.

Finally, he didn't bother to care about whether a scholar was a scholar or not. At this moment, in his eyes, Nie Xiaoqian's seduction of Ning Caichen was to hurt someone.

In today's chaotic world of demons and demons, as a righteous person, you can do as much merit as you can for the world, and today is one of them.

The golden sword energy surged again, and a group of little ghosts hid behind Nie Xiaoqian, and then stared at the sword curiously with their heads exposed.

"Sister Qing, this Taoist priest's sword looks very valuable."

"That's right, that's right, I have the same feeling, why don't we take it back and sell it? It will definitely sell for a lot of money."

"Idiot! What do you want money for? We can exchange it for a demon pill, and after eating it, our skills will skyrocket."

……

Anyway, the scene was chaotic again.

Holding the sword, Yan Chixia kicked away Ning Caichen who was about to speak again, and was about to cut him off.

"The Taoist priest doesn't want it!"

Feet... was hugged by Ning Caichen.

"Daoist, the so-called saving one's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Killing a person once is full of evil for a hundred lives. Daoist three..."

Boom!
The posterior carotid artery was slapped, and Ning Caichen's Moji rolled his eyes and fell to the ground before he could finish his sentence.

"What a fool."

Kicking Ning Caichen aside to avoid accidental injury, Yan Chixia raised her sword for the third time.

"You little brat, and..."

Zhang Wuyang actively raised his hand and said: "Master Taoist, I am human, and look at the sky."

"Heaven? What..."

Zhang Wuyang is indeed human, subconsciously, Yan Chixia is actually less defensive, and he is not as strong as Zhang Wuyang, so... the moment Zhang Wuyang looked up at the sky, Zhang Wuyang was holding a brick It's already on his head.

"Playing, playing tricks."

When the darkness came, the sword fell to the ground, and a generation of demon slayers and defenders passed out unwillingly.

The female ghosts managed to wrap the sword with a red cloth, but they didn't know what to use it for, Zhang Wuyang smiled treacherously.

Regarding this, Nie Xiaoqian pinched her forehead and was speechless.

feel this scene...

...inexplicably mentally handicapped!
The majestic Yan Chixia, to be plotted against in this way, is always a little... um~... It feels like she took a long time to take off her pants, but in the end she only farted... Embarrassed.

Although the words are a bit rough, the truth is that this truth is correct.

"Forget it" shook his head and gave up the treatment. After all, with Zhang Wuyang, there will be more strange things in the future, and it's not about these two things.

He stopped a few female ghosts who were fiddling with swords, and ordered: "Stop playing, throw these two people out first, remember to give two quilts, don't be frozen to death by the cold wind in the mountains."

"Sister, it's the height of spring, and it's going to be summer soon, so I won't freeze to death."

"Little idiot, prepare as soon as you are told. If you really freeze to death, no one will come to play with everyone in the future. Are you responsible for this?"

"Ah?! I won't recite it." The female ghost shook her head directly.

Everyone in Lanruo Temple is carefree and can still make fun of the passers-by every day. If someone really dies and no one passes by, wouldn't it be lonely to death?
A few more female ghosts came to lift up Yan Chixia and Ning Caichen, as well as those who went to move the quilts. The lively appearance almost caught up with the New Year.

It's just that I don't know whether it was intentional or not, anyway, there is only one quilt.

………….
Outside the mountains, beside the ancient road, lovers cry two lines... I made a mistake, try again!
Outside the mountains, beside the ancient road, the man burst into tears!
When the morning wind blows the red quilt, the sparrows in the mountain stream are jumping for joy, and the two men are staring at each other affectionately.

"Dao, Gulu~, Daoist, can you go a little over there?"

"Tell me, why can't you go a little over there?"

"If I go this way again, I will show my butt."

"Am I not?"

... I don't know which wicked ghost did a good thing. I gave a quilt, but my clothes were taken off and thrown in the forest.

(End of this chapter)