I am the master of all worlds

Chapter 34 My Stupid Itachi God

Tu Shan Yaya said that if you catch the ninja beast, you will catch the ninja beast. The three tails who were playing freely in the lake were packed away by her, leaving only a broken tail, and they don't know what to do.

But this has little to do with Zhang Wuyang, or even with Tu Shan Susu. At this moment, the two of them are playing in a small place called Ze Zhiguo.

Zhang Wuyang in the Canglong mining area doesn't plan to go back soon, a good trial, under the arrangement of the three major forces, all kinds of ghosts and snakes are flying around, and the conspiracy and tricks inside are too overwhelming to prevent himself from being accidentally injured, so he let himself go Twelve days long vacation.

After [-] days, the trial will be over after going back, and when the dust settles, the big orange will be settled, so why bother him so much?
He is not Conan, a elementary school student of the god of death, and he is not interested in acting as a detective to solve all kinds of doubts set by others.

Life is a muddled life, there is no need to make yourself exhausted, it is not good for the body.

"Brother, group leader, I want that facial person..."

Pulling the corner of Zhang Wuyang's clothes, Tu Shansusu, who was on the street, stared at a peddler who kneaded dough, and Zhang Wuyang couldn't even walk even half a step due to the powerful force.

Looking at the cute and silly little Susu at this time, Zhang Wuyang twitched his eyes and also looked at the face man.

"Buy, let's buy!"

"Yeah, thank you, Brother Master."

With permission, Tu Shan Susu directly let go and ran to someone's booth, picked up her favorite dough and left.

And when the stall owner was about to chase after him, Zhang Wuyang silently threw a silver coin, this thing is common in the ninja world.

Just after the checkout was completed, Tu Shan Susu had already run to a booth where a wooden figure was being carved.

Who is Tu Shan Susu? In the chat group, apart from Her Majesty Queen Keisha, she is the second most powerful boss!He can even surpass Keisha at any time if he wants to, and he has been able to completely cover up all the traces of the monster race. This is something that even Tu Shan Yaya can't do.

Although the little girl has never fought with her hands so far, her strength is really not small.

The stall owner over there had just carved a wooden figure, but a bear stretched out his hand. The stall owner was also a master, but the wooden figure was snatched away without noticing it.

"Gaba!"

Because the grab was too fast, the strength in his hand was obviously not well controlled, and the cute wooden man was shattered into pieces in Tu Shan Susu's hands.

A drop of cold sweat dripped from the stall owner's head. Looking at Tu Shan Susu's confused look on his face, he forced a grin and asked, "Little friend, is it your adult's?"

"My lord? Are you asking about my sister?"

"You can say that."

Trying to make himself look harmless and gentle, the stall owner continued to ask, "What about your sister?"

The stall owner originally meant to say why you ran around alone without your family, but in the eyes of Tu Shan Susu, it turned into another look.

After trying to confirm that she and the three older sisters did not know this person, one hand was protecting the other hand, and the other hand was holding a mask, Tu Shan Susu was alert for a moment: "You are a bad person! My sister I don't know you at all, what are you looking for with my sister!"

The loud voice instantly brought all the eyes of the street to this place. Seeing Tu Shan Susu's vigilant expression, the stall owner suddenly had the urge to slap the little girl away.

If you can't speak, don't speak, are you trying to trap me in the wrath of the people?

Fortunately, Zhang Wuyang had already walked over at this time. After Tu Shan Susu saw the arrival of the group leader's brother, he immediately hid behind Zhang Wuyang, with only two small eyes blinking there, making her slander others earlier The words of the stall owner are more credible.

After all, it is common sense that children seldom lie, and such a cute little girl will never lie!
Stall owner:  …

As proud as he was, he didn't even bother to explain anything, and silently stretched out his right hand to Zhang Wuyang.

"Chenghui, she crushed a wooden sculpture of me, ten yuan."

"... You said the little girl crushed your things?" Zhang Wuyang looked at Tu Shan Susu, then at the stall owner in front of him, and said as if you were teasing me: "Such a small girl crushed your things?" Your woodcarving? Is your woodcarving a fake?"

The stall owner: "..."

You, don't you play your cards according to the routine?

Seeing that the stall owner didn't speak, before Zhang Wuyang could continue to speak, the crowd who had gathered around on the street had already started to accuse him from the commanding heights of morality.

"You're such an adult, how shameless you are to slander a five or six-year-old girl?"

"That's right, you said that a little girl crushed his woodcarving. Do you want to say that the little girl is born with supernatural powers, or that your woodcarving is made of tofu?"

"That's right, I heard him coaxing the little girl earlier, wanting the little girl to introduce her sister to him, scumbag!"

"That's right. If you fail to succeed in making porcelain, you still want to beat him up. This kind of person is really hateful."

At this time, a group of passers-by who were good at acting, expressed that they absolutely wanted to act on the level of justice, and the whole street was fighting with each other to attack the stall owner.

who am I?
where am I?
What am I doing?
Three consecutive questions about life lingered in the stall owner's mind. If Tu Shan Susu still had wood carving fragments in his hands, he would feel that he would be unforgivable.

Using his last strength, pointing to Tu Shan Susu's palm, the stall owner said in a deep voice, "I don't need to lie. Believe it or not has nothing to do with you, but! Smash my things and lose money."

"Damn it! You have never repented until now!"

"That's right! Where's the City Squad? Why haven't you come? Is it possible that our Ze Country has become so corrupt? Can such a scumbag continue to set up stalls on the street?"

"Where is justice! Where is justice!"

……

The will of the people spread among the people, and a sixteen or seventeen-year-old stall owner was ruthlessly thrown out of the city by the picket brigade of Zezhi Country.

From a distance, the stall owner saw the boy who was one or two years younger than him and the little girl petting her and sticking out her tongue, even compared to a pair of scissors.

Touching a few pieces of wood in his hand, the young stall owner only felt aggrieved and panicked.

Not a single wood carving was sold today, how could it be repaired!

Reverting to his own appearance, wearing a Huoyun robe and carrying a few logs, he walked into the city again.

Just looking at the familiar duo in front of him smiling at him with white teeth, an ominous premonition welled up in his heart.

"Brother group leader! Brother group leader! Wait for me, ah! Brother group leader, look, does this person look like the bounty Uchiha Itachi posted by Konoha?"

In an instant, the street was silent again.

"Susu, don't talk nonsense, Uchiha Itachi's bounty alone is worth tens of millions. If you look at this stall owner, his whole body is worth 100 yuan. How is that possible?" In the crowd, Zhang Wuyang pointed at the boy's stall. The Lord said unceremoniously: "And Uchiha Itachi actually makes a living by selling wood carvings. If Uchiha's ancestors knew about this, they would probably be so angry that they would crawl out of the grave."

"Really?" Biting her finger, Tushan Susu said in the last struggle: "But brother, didn't you say that Konoha broke the big news two days ago, Uchiha Itachi was designed by Konoha Danzo to beat his parents to death with his own hands? Is it? In that case, the Uchiha ancestors might be beaten to death together after they came out."

Good apprentice, as a teacher, I like your way of killing people without paying for your life like a teacher.

Touching Tu Shan Susu's head, Zhang Wuyang only felt that this trip to Naruto World was not in vain.

You can see the aggrieved, helpless, remorseful, but firm, reminiscing, doting eyes of the dignified Weasel God, have you already earned back the ticket?
The words of Tu Shan Susu and Zhang Wuyang also successfully led the topic to the incident where Konoha was beaten by Tu Shan Yaya two days ago, and a group of passers-by later led the topic to Danzo.

"I heard that Danzo is even capable of killing wild beasts and doing things that violate the bottom line of ethics. Tell me, is there any cute boy like Itachi..."

"Don't want to live anymore? You dare to talk nonsense. Of course, I guess there should be no. After all, Konoha's law and order has been very good these years, and this kind of thing will not happen."

……

Seeming to have made a big talk, Tu Shan Susu and Zhang Wuyang, who was smiling like a fox, looked at each other and hurriedly dodged.

I don't know why, but it's probably because of her talent. Once she cheats others, Tu Shan Susu will always have an online IQ and wit, just like she will use lollipops to cheat Bai Yue in the next two years.

(End of this chapter)