I am the master of all worlds

Chapter 36 Xiao Yan is inflated

Naruto: "@肖炎, come out."

Xiao Yan: "Well, what's the matter?"

Naruto: "How can you repair it! Brother Xiao Yan, you are too much!"

Xiao Yan: "Is there? Well, Naruto, don't you want to stain my innocence. I am the best person. The whole group knows it. If you don't believe me, ask sister Kaisha."

Naruto: "How can it be repaired~! Brother Xiao Yan, how shameless are you!"

Xiao Yan: "No, if you have the guts, come and beat me up, just a little bit."

Above, the latest dialogue in the group.

Naruto skipped class, this is the first time Naruto has skipped class since he joined the chat group, because Naruto is a good boy now.

But skipping class this time did not attract everyone's attention, because something happened in the ninja world recently, which led to Jiraiya returning to the village to shake people.

Yesterday, in the distant Land of Thunder, an upright wolf ran to catch a sheep, and ended up fighting with Raikage. Raikage was seriously injured by a bomb, and couldn't get out of bed for at least three days.

In the depths of the ninja world, an uncle with a big beard ran to catch a few ninja dogs, ninja horses, and ninja cranes, and then ran to the ancient Loulan country to take away the dragon's veins and disappeared.

Of course, this is nothing, and has little to do with Konoha.

But also yesterday, a boy ran to Mount Miaomu, one of the three holy places in the ninja world, and asked Mount Miaomu to produce at least two big toads to be his licking dogs, the kind of shameless licking dogs who can only say 666.In this regard, Miao Mushan said that he must not be used to it, so the two fought without saying a word.

As a result, the human boy has been fighting with the toad from Mt. Miaomu until now. Although Mt. Miaomu caused by the black Amaterasu flames did not die, the toad was still complaining.

And this boy was Xiao Yan, so there was a famous scene where Zilai also returned to the village to shake people, and the Naruto chat group angrily scolded Xiao Yan.

In the Land of Wind, in a restaurant, Tu Shan Susu squinted her eyes happily holding a bowl of delicious sweet porridge, and found that Xiao Yan was suddenly so reckless, so she opened her eyes strangely and looked at Zhang Wuyang who was opposite her.

"Brother group leader, is brother Xiao Yan's brain burnt out?"

"No, it's not burned out, it's swollen."

Swell?Holding the porridge, Tu Shan Susu was puzzled.

Stretched out his hand and rubbed Tu Shan Susu's head, making Tu Shan Susu close his eyes with a happy face, Zhang Wuyang then explained: "That's right, this guy must have started to practice after collecting the Amaterasu Fire Fen Jue, who changed the devil, thought he was already the second child, so he deliberately provoked Naruto, trying to justify his nickname of the biggest salty fish in his group."

Tu Shan Susu tilted his head and thought for a while, and then said with certainty: "But even though Brother Xiao Yan has already practiced Fen Jue, he is still at the bottom of the group. With the power bank of Nine Tails by your side, as long as you don't absorb Nine Tails' chakra to death once, you can keep absorbing it like that, which is simply not comparable to Brother Xiao Yan."

"As for Sister Kaisha and me, let Brother Xiao Yan have one hand and two feet. And Uncle Big Wolf, Sister Kaisha may not be able to bear a perverted version of the missile. Uncle Qiao Feng has the most profound study of martial arts, and the same Hang and beat Brother Xiao Yan. In the end, apart from the brother who is the leader of the group who is now accumulating a lot because he needs to practice special skills, brother Xiao Yan is still at the bottom of the group!"

"So, Xiao Yan has swelled."

Looking at the windy wind outside the window, Zhang Wuyang couldn't figure out if Xiao Yan's brain was flooded. Isn't life good for him?Why do you have to choose to be beaten?

Beaten?how is this possible!

Xiao Yan, who was violently beating the toad in Miaomu Mountain at this time, said that it was impossible at all.

Where is Mt. Myogi?That is one of the three holy places in the ninja world!But now he can beat Miao Mushan violently by himself, so it can be seen that even if the Ninja Six Paths Immortals are alive, Xiao Yan can also violently beat each other.

Rounding up, Naruto should not be able to beat himself now.

If I can turn around and sing, my next goal will be Qiao Feng!Then there was Tu Shan Yaya.

He Xiao Yan wants to tell the world, he!Not the salted fish in the group!Only the group leader is.

Isn't it salted fish?As the leader of the group, Zhang Wuyang doesn't feel that being a salted fish is bad at all, but unfortunately, some people can't see the reality clearly and insist on abandoning him, so Zhang Wuyang unceremoniously dragged Tushan Susu to the place Miaomushan, prepare to watch the famous scene of Xiao Yan being beaten.

They traveled all the way in a hurry, accompanied by the great master Tushan Susu. Less than half an hour later, the two had crossed half of the ninja world and came to Mount Miaomu, and Naruto just arrived at this time.

"Susu, create a mirrored space, and don't destroy Mount Miaomu because of the fight between these two."

Seeing that Naruto threw a spiral pill when he saw Xiao Yan without saying a word, Zhang Wuyang quickly opened his mouth to Tu Shan Susu on the side.

Nodding seriously, Tushan Susu revealed seven tails, and after that, whether it was Xiao Yan with a face of chuuni, or Naruto with a face of punching someone, disappeared from the ninja world instantly.

In order to allow more people to appreciate the battle of the century between the two, Tu Shan Susu thoughtfully made a projection screen to broadcast the battle between the two in real time.

To be honest, there is indeed a reason for Xiao Yan to expand. Standing in the air, the Amaterasu flames dozens of meters away are smashed out with a wave of his hand. If this is placed in the ninja world, such a move, needless to say, will be beaten all the time The Miaomu Mountain, even Mr. Madara couldn't bear it a few times.

But the problem is that he is facing Naruto.

Naruto is indeed not as good as Xiao Yan in terms of ninjutsu quality, but in terms of Chuck... Chatonla, that is, energy storage, even Kaisha, the undisputed number one leader in the group, can't match.

Amaterasu can not break?Not a big problem!

If a spiral pill can't solve it, it only means that the energy invested by the spiral pill is not enough.

So starting from a spiral pill the size of a football, Xiao Yan broke it effortlessly with Amaterasu. When he arrived at a spiral pill that was several hundred meters long, Xiao Yan began to secretly swallow his saliva.

"Hey! Naruto, is this the only trick you have? Why don't you bring something fresh?"

"as you wish!"

Faced with Xiao Yan's sudden cowardice, Naruto thought for a while and decisively gave up continuing to rub a spiral pill several kilometers in size. After all, it would be bad if that thing killed Xiao Yan.

"Thunder Dungeon! Thunderfall!"

Although he has not been able to create Yin Yang Dun so far, Naruto pursues a principle that even the most basic ninjutsu, as long as the amount is large, it is a divine technique!

So it was originally just an E-level ninjutsu that could split a hair-sized piece in Thunder Dungeon, but under Naruto's domineering Chaton, the entire mirror space began to flicker with thunderbolts as thick as bowls in a radius of more than ten miles.

"Guru~"

Finding that Tu Shan Susu's mirror image space showed signs of instability, Xiao Yan gulped it down.

If this thing is all chopped on him, he will die, right?
In just an instant, Xiao Yan obtained the sublimation of his soul, and fell to the ground quietly, raised his hands above his head, squatted down, and the whole process was done in one go.

"Hey! Naruto brat, don't slap your face!"

"You are enough Naruto, don't break my hair!"

"Ah, ah, ah, pain, pain, don't hit my waist."

"Hmph! Damn Brother Xiao Yan, is there still so much to pay attention to when you get beaten up?"

"What do children know? A man can't have no money, can't be handsome, and can't have bad kidneys!"

……

One day later, this trip to the ninja world came to an end. Zhang Wuyang and Tu Shan Susu were packing snacks into storage equipment, while Xiao Yan was holding a weed in his mouth in a haystack next to him. face disdainful.

Eat, sleep and eat every day, what's wrong with being a waste material with salted fish?Do you need to be so tired to go shopping, and then bring food home?

Why don't you tell the servants after you get home?If you can eat it, you can eat it. If you can’t eat it, you can eat something else. Isn’t the braised pork ribs delicious?
Glancing at Xiao Yan, who was desperate for success, Zhang Wuyang shook his head helplessly, this guy is useless.

After being educated by Naruto, he has now completely transformed into a Buddhist boss, the kind of unshakable.

If one day Xiao Yan becomes a monk, Zhang Wuyang will not be surprised. After all, Xiao Yan, who has become a monk, may be a coincidence, and one day he can beat Naruto back.

Just having said that, Xiao Yan shouldn't be what I care about now. I have left Canglong Mine for so long for no reason, and I don't know if anyone will use the time of my absence to put shit on my head during this trial. I won't be directly driven to the neck with a sword after I go back.

(End of this chapter)