The safety and comfort of traveling through farming

Chapter 60

After returning to the old house, the women continued to work in the kitchen. He Tao originally wanted to help, but Tang Wenmei sat down and asked her to help take care of the children in the house.

In the direction of the main room directly opposite the door is a shrine, on which are placed ancestral tablets in order of height, and the knife head that has wandered around the ancestral grave is placed on the table again.Fu Tingting was on tiptoe trying to touch the enshrined pig's head, but when He Tao caught her, she was not embarrassed, instead she smiled at her and said, "Aunt Tang, why don't you pick me up, I want to touch this pig's head."

"Why do you want to touch this?" He Tao didn't understand, are children's ideas so weird?
"No reason, I just want to touch it!" Fu Tingting replied.

"Eat candy!" He Tao silently took out a candy and stuffed it into Fu Tingting's mouth, successfully diverting her attention.When Fu Liancheng and Fu Lingling met, they hugged He Tao's leg and clamored for candy.

He Tao continued to take out candy silently, each of them gave one, and when she was done, she turned her head to look, Fu Tingting opened her mouth wide at her, and let He Tao see: "I'm done eating, give me another one!"

"Where did I just give you?"

"Swallow!"

He Tao was frightened to death and swallowed it? !What if the airway is blocked? !

When Fu Lingling heard Fu Tingting's words, she wanted to swallow them in one gulp, so that she could ask He Tao for candy again. He Tao was so frightened that she quickly pinched their cheeks: "Don't swallow it!"

"Why?" Fu Liancheng asked.

"The sugar is too much, it will block you, and if it is blocked, you will not be able to breathe, so..." He Tao wanted to say "die", for a while, he felt that it was unlucky to celebrate the New Year, and at the same time, he felt that it was not good to scare children Well, if it creates a shadow in her heart, it will be a lifetime thing, she can only change her words halfway and say: "I will get sick!"

Fu Yunyun said in a childish voice: "Aunt Tang lied to others, and the elder sister swallowed it, why didn't she get sick?"

"Yes! I'm fine!" Fu Tingting nodded.

"You are lucky!"

"Is it luck?" Fu Yunyun asked.

"..." Reasoning with children is completely intellectual work!He Tao felt that he was completely confused, so he reached out and took out all the candies in his pocket, divided them into three piles and gave them to Fu Tingting, Fu Yunyun, and Fu Liancheng respectively, and taught him righteously: "This much is enough for you to eat." It’s been several days! Eat one by one, don’t swallow it!”

"Yeah!" The three little guys nodded with candies in their mouths.

He Tao stared straight at their mouths, not daring to blink his eyes, just in case someone broke his word and swallowed the candy in one gulp.

By the time the meal was ready, He Tao was already exhausted. She looked at the ignorant twins with a complicated expression. Girls, I beg you to save me some time in the future!

Erfang’s reunion dinner is very rich, and there are ten kinds of meat dishes: sausage, bacon, pork ribs in sauce, cold chicken, marinated duck, fish in sauce, steamed pork with rice flour, dumpling meat, salty roasted white, and assorted roasted.For the excitement, they didn't sit separately, men, women and children crowded together at the same table.After eating a few mouthfuls of food, Fu Quan poured everyone a bowl of the wine that Fu Shi had brought, and said, "We've had a pretty good life this year, and I hope to make persistent efforts in the coming year, and every year will be even better!"

Everyone raised their glasses and echoed: "Every year is better than every year!"

"I respect my father for a bowl! It's a field and a shop. You've worked hard this year." Fu Lei stood up holding the bowl and said.

"Okay, I'll drink this bowl of wine!" Fu Quan said.

"I still want to respect my mother with a glass and a bowl. My mother has worked hard at housework!" Fu Lei said to Wu Shi, filling another glass.

Wu took a sip with a smile and said, "If you want me to worry less, it doesn't matter how hard I work!"

"My son knows his mistake! We must correct it!" Fu Lei scratched his head embarrassingly.

"I want to respect my cousin for the third bowl!" Fu Lei turned to Fu Shi and said, "Thank you, cousin, for teaching me to hunt. If we weren't cousins, I would have to call you master!"

"My brothers are welcome!" Fu Shi stood up and drank a bowl.

"The fourth bowl..." After Fu Lei filled another bowl, he wanted to give his eldest brother Fu Lei another drink.

But Fu Lei covered the mouth of the bowl with a smile and said: "Youngest, just rest! I think this is a good bar for Brother Shi, and if you continue to toast, you will finish drinking it!"

"..." Fu Lei smiled embarrassingly, and Fu Lei really guessed it right!

Fu Quan pointed to Fu Lei and said, "That's all you can do!"

"It's all because Brother Shi's wine is so good!" Fu Lei broke the can and said, "I drank one bowl and want another bowl!"

A table of people leaned forward and backward with laughter.

The men talk a lot when they drink, especially Fu Quan.It has been more than ten years since the two families had a group dinner together last time. Fu Quan was full of emotions. He pulled Fu Shi to recall Fu Hai and his wife, and said over and over again that Fu Shi's eyes were red, uncle. The two nephews almost hugged each other and cried.In the end, it was Fu Lei who persuaded them, and brought up other topics, talking about state affairs, criticizing the government and military affairs, and cursing corrupt officials, talking about things as far away as the sky.The two brothers Fu Lei and Fu Tian were also arguing red-faced because of their different views on the relief of the snow disaster. People who didn't know it thought that the brothers who celebrated the New Year were arguing!

Mrs. Wu and the others have long been used to this kind of situation. After eating, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law opened another table next to the dinner table and played mahjong!
He Tao didn't know how to play mahjong, so she became a babysitter again. Fu Tingting and others looked on eagerly, and she turned her pockets out of tears: "Don't look, there is no candy!"

Are these brats chewing sugar like rice? !A catty of sugar, the effort for a meal is gone!

"Aunt Tang will play hide and seek with us!" Fu Tingting suggested.

"Hide and seek!" Fu Yunyun and Fu Liancheng followed suit.

"..."

The reunion dinner lasted for a whole day. He Tao and Fu Shi came out of the second room after dark. As soon as they got home, they collapsed on the kang and didn't want to get up. One was tired, and the other drank too much. Unfortunately, the twins were hungry. People have to cheer up and take care of their children.

"Shitou, shall I discuss something with you?" He Tao nursed Dongzhi first, while Fu Shi walked around the room holding Dongye who was restless because of hunger.

"What's the matter?"

"Can we wait until Dongzhi and Dongye are older before considering having children?"

Only Dongzhi and Dongye are unrealistic, not to mention how many must be born, as long as no son is born, they have to continue to have children.She has long been aware of this.

Fu Shi, who was still dizzy at first, suddenly woke up. He was still looking forward to his wife giving birth to a son as soon as possible to carry on the family line!
"Why?"

"I just think that if the children are close in age, it will take too much effort to bring them up, just like those of the second uncle's family..." He Tao recalled the chaotic scene of being besieged by the third child in the second room before, and it really made the scalp tingle.

"Even if you conceive at the beginning of spring, Dongzhi and Dongye will be one and a half years old by the time they are born!" Fu Shi thinks it's not a problem at all.

"One and a half years old is too young, I can't take care of it!" Just finished feeding two and then continue feeding?That's the nanny!
"Then wait another year?" Fu Shi asked tentatively.His conversion method is very simple: X life = having children, not having children = equal to no X life.Although it was a year of vegetarianism and he had just started eating meat for a year, but for the sake of his wife, he felt that he could barely accept another year of vegetarianism.

"Wait a year and you won't be three years old, right? It's still too young!" A three-year-old child has just learned to run, and if she is going to confine her, how can Fu Shi and He Lian keep two eyes on each other?
"Then wait for two years?" If you don't eat meat for two years, you will die half-life, right?Fu Shi wailed in his heart.

"Not even two years!" Four or five-year-old children are at the age when they are naughty and mischievous, even a girl is the same, just look at Fu Tingting!

"...Three years? No way!" If you don't eat meat for three years, you will lose your appetite for meat, right?Fu Shi said excitedly: "Daughter-in-law, no, this is not acceptable."

"Why?" He Tao looked up at him.

Fu Shi said solemnly: "Children are a gift from heaven. This is our blessing. We can't push it out, and we will suffer retribution!"

This is also true, He Tao frowned, even if the two of them could reach an agreement and decide to have a child in a few years, there is no way to prevent pregnancy!

In modern times, there are many choices, such as wearing a condom, wearing a ring, etc. Even if you don’t use external objects, you can still calculate the safe period, but at this time, when it comes to contraception, there is only "Zizitang".Mrs. Cheng once warned her very seriously that Bizi Decoction should not be drunk casually, saying that the medicine of Bizi Decoction is cold in nature, and drinking it will lead to symptoms of palace cold and blood deficiency, even if the medicine is stopped and the nourishment is not enough. It may not be able to support it, it is a veritable medicine for tigers and wolves.

"But the next life is so sad!" He Tao wailed in his heart: "Why didn't I write down the algorithm of the safe period!"

In addition to calculating the safe period, is there any gentle and harmless contraceptive method?She thought hard, and suddenly she felt blessed, and the word "outside the body" came to her mind.

So, Fu Shi was told that he could eat meat today, and he smiled brightly after being a vegetarian for several days.Because of He Tao's insistence, the two waited until the twins were asleep, and slipped into the Westinghouse bedroom to work.

As soon as he closed the door, Fu Shi couldn't wait to overwhelm He Tao, and they quickly got to the point with their increasing cooperation.While He Tao was whining and whimpering, he never forgot to ask him if he was coming soon. After asking No.13 times, Fu Shi bit her neck and gave an affirmative answer. He Tao pushed his hands when he got the answer: " get out!"

"Huh?" Fu Shi was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly he slumped.

"Why can't you control it!" He Tao kicked him feebly.

Fu Shi looked bewildered - what do you mean?

He Tao whispered in his ear for a while, Fu Shi's eyes lit up and he understood, and he overwhelmed He Tao again to express his determination: "Daughter-in-law, don't worry, let's practice a few more times until I can control it!"

Therefore, He Tao's second New Year's Day in this world still started with taking a bath.

(End of this chapter)