The first wife of the strongest peasant daughter
Chapter 22 Is the skin still itchy?
Chapter 22 Is the skin still itchy?
Gu Chuhan walked slowly to the pen and ink shop, took out the money, asked the shopkeeper to help write a banner, took it back to the booth and pulled it up.
"What...what is this written about?" Mrs. Gu didn't know it.
"Retire Spring Festival couplets!" Gu Chuhan explained to her that those who bought Spring Festival couplets from their family can return them at any time if they are taboo.Burn incense and pray before the worried God.
Mrs. Gu's face turned pale, and her eyes turned red all of a sudden, "Okay... okay... let's not do that conscientious thing! Let's quit!"
Gu Chuhan called everyone on the street to help her spread the word to various villages, "I would like to thank everyone for helping to spread the word. I will be here today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, waiting for them!"
After saying this, many people felt that she would be honest and responsible, which won some praise.
Gu Chuhan and Mrs. Gu just waited at the stall. If anyone came to buy Spring Festival couplets without knowing it, they would explain it to them. If they wanted to buy it, they would take it home and offer it to the gods.
Because it is cheap and the Spring Festival couplets are good, many people came to buy them, and many of them came to buy after meeting their neighbors in the same village.
Feeling hesitant and embarrassed, Gu Chuhan also persuaded them to go and buy them at other stalls, "You can buy them without worrying about spending two cents more! Happy posting!"
They are all soliciting business. When she came here, she pushed the business out, and persuaded those who hesitated and wanted to buy it. The old man at the side stall sighed and shook his head, "That person obviously wants to buy it too. If you are like this, don't you want to sell another pair?" The eminent monk also said, burning incense will be fine! How can you make any money like this, you just lose money!"
Gu Chuhan smiled and didn't say much.
Seeing that the two of them hadn't come home, Gu Raniang asked Gu Shilang to come over to see the situation. After hearing about this, they were silent for a while, agreeing with Gu Chuhan's decision.
In the afternoon, people from several nearby villages who bought Spring Festival couplets came over one after another, and Gu Chuhan refunded their money.
But there were two couplets who didn't return the couplets, and came to ask for compensation, "It's not easy for you, and I don't ask you to pay more. If we pay fifty cents each, we'll leave it to you!"
Mrs. Gu was immediately annoyed. This was not a good way to withdraw the Spring Festival couplets at all, she came to ask them for money!
After crossing over, Gu Chuhan's bottom line was refreshed again and again. Looking at the two looking for trouble without losing money, he took a deep breath, and took another deep breath, "You can take the Spring Festival couplets back and return them. The money will be returned to you! If you delay you, you will be compensated five cents for a pair of Spring Festival couplets!" She remembered these two people, and they only bought two pairs of Spring Festival couplets when they came to buy last yesterday.She paid ten cents each to resolve this fault!
"What's the matter? We don't return the Spring Festival couplets because we are looking at your family's misfortune. I feel sorry for you! You let us buy the unlucky Spring Festival couplets to go home, and now you only ask you to pay us fifty cents. What's your attitude?"
"Fifty Wen is still less compensation. It's really unlucky, five hundred Wen is not enough to spend. We also see that your family is not easy, so we want to help you! We have been treated as donkey livers and lungs by you, right?"
The two of you talk to each other for one purpose, asking for money.
"You sound good, pity us, and ask us for fifty cents! If you don't want it, just refund it!" Gu Pozi said angrily.
"We are kind, you are looking for trouble, right?" The two said directly.
Mrs. Gu was so angry that she wanted to choke, they were looking for trouble on purpose.
Gu Chuhan held her back, squinted slightly and looked at the two of them, "If you all come to ask for compensation like you, then our family won't be enough to pay. You said you bought my family's Spring Festival couplets, then take them out and see whose family it is! "
The two were a little annoyed immediately, "You really want to find trouble, don't you!? We have good intentions, but you want to find trouble!"
"Who the hell is looking for trouble..." Mrs. Gu was very angry.They found trouble and beat them back! ?
Gu Chuhan stopped her and curled the corner of his mouth, "I can also see that the two big brothers have good intentions, so I don't want to let the people around you misunderstand that you are here to blackmail. Take out my family's Spring Festival couplets and convince them! It will save you two. Isn’t the reputation of a big brother?”
The old man at the side booth chimed in, "Yes! You said you bought it, so take it out! The others came with the Spring Festival couplets you bought!"
Others saw that the two people were not friendly, so they also said, "People say that the money will be refunded and the money will be lost. You are like us, take out the Spring Festival couplets!"
Seeing the situation, the two said angrily, "Okay! Take the Spring Festival couplets! You wait!"
As soon as they left, Mrs. Gu said anxiously, "Jiulang! They're here to blackmail you!"
"Don't be afraid, grandma!" The corners of Gu Chuhan's mouth raised high.
Seeing the sharpness in her eyes for a moment, Mrs. Gu rolled her eyes.
Gu Chuhan had already turned around and went to other people who came to buy Spring Festival couplets.
After a while, the two men came over with two pairs of Spring Festival couplets each, "Look for yourself, is this your Spring Festival couplet!?" They said and threw it on the stall.
Gu Chuhan opened it, she wrote it, put away the Spring Festival couplets, and said to Mrs. Gu, "Refund their money, and add five cents to a pair of Spring Festival couplets!"
The two of them didn't want to, so they reached out to snatch the Spring Festival couplets, "I told you that the Spring Festival couplets will not be refunded, so I'm sorry for you to ask you to pay fifty cents! You are just looking for trouble!"
Without saying a word, Gu Chuhan took out a thin stick from under the booth, and hit it with his backhand.
"Ah! You...you fucking dare to hit someone!?" The two of them were not prepared for her sudden beating with a stick, jumped up in pain, and yelled.
"Beat someone? I didn't hit someone! I was kind. I saw your skin itching and scratched it for you! If you don't scratch it, it will rot! It's Chinese New Year, my kindness, you can't let it down! "Gu Chuhan smiled, and greeted the two of them with the thin stick in his hand, hitting the painful places.
"Ah... ah... you hit someone... you..."
"Fuck me...stop it!"
The two hid while shouting and cursing.
Mrs. Gu was completely shocked.Kuro is the softest in the family, now...
The people watching the excitement around were stunned, and then became inexplicably excited, shouting, "Fight! Good fight!"
Gu Chuhan smiled, "Brother, you are wrong! I am kindly trying to tickle them!"
The big brother who shouted laughed, "Yes! Yes! Their skin is itchy!"
The two men who were beaten screamed angrily and wanted to fight back. A kid with a broken leg is not well, the two of them can't beat him! ?
Gu Chuhan hit his arms and knees with a few sticks, simply and neatly.
The two knees were sore and numb, and they knelt down, "Ah!"
"Is the skin still itchy? Shall I give you fifty Wen to scrape and scrape?" Gu Chu coldly raised his eyebrows.
"You...you sold us unlucky Spring Festival couplets, yet you dare to hit us..." The two became even more angry.
Gu Chuhan's eyes sharpened, and he struck out directly with the thin stick in his hand.
Sorry, just updated.
I have retired again~→_→
Last time I divorced, I bought a house in one go!This time, I buy a car!
Now I have to think about what to buy next~
(End of this chapter)
Gu Chuhan walked slowly to the pen and ink shop, took out the money, asked the shopkeeper to help write a banner, took it back to the booth and pulled it up.
"What...what is this written about?" Mrs. Gu didn't know it.
"Retire Spring Festival couplets!" Gu Chuhan explained to her that those who bought Spring Festival couplets from their family can return them at any time if they are taboo.Burn incense and pray before the worried God.
Mrs. Gu's face turned pale, and her eyes turned red all of a sudden, "Okay... okay... let's not do that conscientious thing! Let's quit!"
Gu Chuhan called everyone on the street to help her spread the word to various villages, "I would like to thank everyone for helping to spread the word. I will be here today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, waiting for them!"
After saying this, many people felt that she would be honest and responsible, which won some praise.
Gu Chuhan and Mrs. Gu just waited at the stall. If anyone came to buy Spring Festival couplets without knowing it, they would explain it to them. If they wanted to buy it, they would take it home and offer it to the gods.
Because it is cheap and the Spring Festival couplets are good, many people came to buy them, and many of them came to buy after meeting their neighbors in the same village.
Feeling hesitant and embarrassed, Gu Chuhan also persuaded them to go and buy them at other stalls, "You can buy them without worrying about spending two cents more! Happy posting!"
They are all soliciting business. When she came here, she pushed the business out, and persuaded those who hesitated and wanted to buy it. The old man at the side stall sighed and shook his head, "That person obviously wants to buy it too. If you are like this, don't you want to sell another pair?" The eminent monk also said, burning incense will be fine! How can you make any money like this, you just lose money!"
Gu Chuhan smiled and didn't say much.
Seeing that the two of them hadn't come home, Gu Raniang asked Gu Shilang to come over to see the situation. After hearing about this, they were silent for a while, agreeing with Gu Chuhan's decision.
In the afternoon, people from several nearby villages who bought Spring Festival couplets came over one after another, and Gu Chuhan refunded their money.
But there were two couplets who didn't return the couplets, and came to ask for compensation, "It's not easy for you, and I don't ask you to pay more. If we pay fifty cents each, we'll leave it to you!"
Mrs. Gu was immediately annoyed. This was not a good way to withdraw the Spring Festival couplets at all, she came to ask them for money!
After crossing over, Gu Chuhan's bottom line was refreshed again and again. Looking at the two looking for trouble without losing money, he took a deep breath, and took another deep breath, "You can take the Spring Festival couplets back and return them. The money will be returned to you! If you delay you, you will be compensated five cents for a pair of Spring Festival couplets!" She remembered these two people, and they only bought two pairs of Spring Festival couplets when they came to buy last yesterday.She paid ten cents each to resolve this fault!
"What's the matter? We don't return the Spring Festival couplets because we are looking at your family's misfortune. I feel sorry for you! You let us buy the unlucky Spring Festival couplets to go home, and now you only ask you to pay us fifty cents. What's your attitude?"
"Fifty Wen is still less compensation. It's really unlucky, five hundred Wen is not enough to spend. We also see that your family is not easy, so we want to help you! We have been treated as donkey livers and lungs by you, right?"
The two of you talk to each other for one purpose, asking for money.
"You sound good, pity us, and ask us for fifty cents! If you don't want it, just refund it!" Gu Pozi said angrily.
"We are kind, you are looking for trouble, right?" The two said directly.
Mrs. Gu was so angry that she wanted to choke, they were looking for trouble on purpose.
Gu Chuhan held her back, squinted slightly and looked at the two of them, "If you all come to ask for compensation like you, then our family won't be enough to pay. You said you bought my family's Spring Festival couplets, then take them out and see whose family it is! "
The two were a little annoyed immediately, "You really want to find trouble, don't you!? We have good intentions, but you want to find trouble!"
"Who the hell is looking for trouble..." Mrs. Gu was very angry.They found trouble and beat them back! ?
Gu Chuhan stopped her and curled the corner of his mouth, "I can also see that the two big brothers have good intentions, so I don't want to let the people around you misunderstand that you are here to blackmail. Take out my family's Spring Festival couplets and convince them! It will save you two. Isn’t the reputation of a big brother?”
The old man at the side booth chimed in, "Yes! You said you bought it, so take it out! The others came with the Spring Festival couplets you bought!"
Others saw that the two people were not friendly, so they also said, "People say that the money will be refunded and the money will be lost. You are like us, take out the Spring Festival couplets!"
Seeing the situation, the two said angrily, "Okay! Take the Spring Festival couplets! You wait!"
As soon as they left, Mrs. Gu said anxiously, "Jiulang! They're here to blackmail you!"
"Don't be afraid, grandma!" The corners of Gu Chuhan's mouth raised high.
Seeing the sharpness in her eyes for a moment, Mrs. Gu rolled her eyes.
Gu Chuhan had already turned around and went to other people who came to buy Spring Festival couplets.
After a while, the two men came over with two pairs of Spring Festival couplets each, "Look for yourself, is this your Spring Festival couplet!?" They said and threw it on the stall.
Gu Chuhan opened it, she wrote it, put away the Spring Festival couplets, and said to Mrs. Gu, "Refund their money, and add five cents to a pair of Spring Festival couplets!"
The two of them didn't want to, so they reached out to snatch the Spring Festival couplets, "I told you that the Spring Festival couplets will not be refunded, so I'm sorry for you to ask you to pay fifty cents! You are just looking for trouble!"
Without saying a word, Gu Chuhan took out a thin stick from under the booth, and hit it with his backhand.
"Ah! You...you fucking dare to hit someone!?" The two of them were not prepared for her sudden beating with a stick, jumped up in pain, and yelled.
"Beat someone? I didn't hit someone! I was kind. I saw your skin itching and scratched it for you! If you don't scratch it, it will rot! It's Chinese New Year, my kindness, you can't let it down! "Gu Chuhan smiled, and greeted the two of them with the thin stick in his hand, hitting the painful places.
"Ah... ah... you hit someone... you..."
"Fuck me...stop it!"
The two hid while shouting and cursing.
Mrs. Gu was completely shocked.Kuro is the softest in the family, now...
The people watching the excitement around were stunned, and then became inexplicably excited, shouting, "Fight! Good fight!"
Gu Chuhan smiled, "Brother, you are wrong! I am kindly trying to tickle them!"
The big brother who shouted laughed, "Yes! Yes! Their skin is itchy!"
The two men who were beaten screamed angrily and wanted to fight back. A kid with a broken leg is not well, the two of them can't beat him! ?
Gu Chuhan hit his arms and knees with a few sticks, simply and neatly.
The two knees were sore and numb, and they knelt down, "Ah!"
"Is the skin still itchy? Shall I give you fifty Wen to scrape and scrape?" Gu Chu coldly raised his eyebrows.
"You...you sold us unlucky Spring Festival couplets, yet you dare to hit us..." The two became even more angry.
Gu Chuhan's eyes sharpened, and he struck out directly with the thin stick in his hand.
Sorry, just updated.
I have retired again~→_→
Last time I divorced, I bought a house in one go!This time, I buy a car!
Now I have to think about what to buy next~
(End of this chapter)
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