Little monster can't go to heaven

Chapter 14 Three Flavors of Human Flesh

Yellow Badger didn't pay much attention to the sound of clappers outside the wall, because he seemed to have made a new discovery.

It also starts with chopping firewood.

Speaking of which, Aunt Sun really didn't think much of Huang Badger at first. After all, Huang Badger's small arms and legs (compared to Aunt Sun) don't look like strong. It is also true that the nose is bruised and the face is swollen...

In the eyes of the villagers, it was the young man who fought desperately with the bandits, and was beaten into a pig's head. In the end, the bandits were probably frightened by the young man's viciousness, or they felt that this little man today It was not enough to wipe out the entire Baixi Village, so he chose to leave and come back three days later.

So Aunt Sun's task for Yellow Badger is really not heavy.

There were two piles of round wooden piles in the backyard, and Mrs. Sun asked the yellow badger to split only one of them.

But who is Brother Badger?

The majestic little demon patrolling the mountains, an existence that can transform into form!
The contempt in Aunt Sun's tone made Huang Badger very unhappy, so he planned to show Aunt Sun how powerful he is.Cut, isn't it chopping firewood?It is undeniable that chopping wood does require some skills, but all skills are scum in the face of absolute brute force!

Yellow Badger held a small ax as if he was holding a toy, placed a round wooden stake in front of him, and chopped down viciously.

Do!
It was as easy as cutting vegetables, and the wooden round pile was split in two neatly, and the cut surface was as smooth as a mirror.The yellow badger "duoduoduo" a few more axes, and the round pile was quickly split into thin wooden strips, which was perfect.

"This one is a fat raccoon!" Yellow Badger murmured while chopping.

Do Do Do Do!
"This time it's the beard!"

Do Do Do Do!
"This is the village chief's old thing!"

Do Do Do Do!
"This time it's Sun...cough cough, this time it's the fat raccoon."

Huang Badger suddenly remembered that this was Aunt Sun's backyard after all, and it was hard not to be heard, so he wiped off his cold sweat and changed his words tactfully.

After a while, Huang Badger seemed to be addicted to chanting. He kept his hands and mouth, and he chopped down all the wooden piles in the backyard in one go. Then he let out a sigh of relief, threw the ax "clank", clapped his hands and stopped.

Looking around, Huang Badger felt a little complacent, this efficiency...

"Huang Huan!" Suddenly there was a scream, and Aunt Sun came to the backyard at some point, saw the thin wood all over the ground, and suddenly shouted angrily, "Who told you to chop that pile of wood in the corner too?" Yes! Didn’t I tell you several times that you only chop the ones here! You’re deaf!”

"Huh?" Yellow Badger didn't react for a while.It's just a pile of wood. Is it wrong to chop too much?
Aunt Sun looked at the broken wood on the ground obsessively, with a sad expression.

"It's all wood, is there a difference..." Huang Badger couldn't help asking weakly.

"I want you to take care of it!" Aunt Sun hesitated to speak, and finally gave Huang Badger a hard look, and ran away covering her face.

Aunt Sun's strange behavior immediately aroused the vigilance of Huang Badger... The main reason is that this expression is so familiar!Every time I asked her about the eldest young master, that is, the "handsome refugee" a few days ago, Aunt Sun would give her such an angry look and walk away without saying a word.

Is this pile of broken wood still related to the young master?

Huang Badger froze for a while, then suddenly remembered something, reached into his bosom, and touched a smooth scale.

After identifying it, the yellow badger squatted down in front of the thin wooden strips that should have been turned from the second pile of wood, held the scales in his palm, and approached these wooden strips.

Seems to be...really a little hotter.

Yellow Badger was startled.You must know that because the whole Baixi Village has the breath of the young master, the snake queen's scales are always slightly warm in the yellow badger's arms. After so many days, he is used to being numb.If he didn't experience it with his heart, he really didn't notice this little change in heat.

It seems that this pile of wood is really related to the young master!No wonder Mrs. Sun regards them as a treasure.

It's a pity, looking at Aunt Sun's appearance, I guess she won't be able to ask anything in a short time... Huang Badger thought again that after the bandit incident, the villagers' impression of him should have changed, maybe it's time to try Are you going to ask them about the young master?

And according to his observations, the villagers are likely to be the same as Aunt Sun, and did not associate the two identities of "monster" and "refugee".As long as I don't talk about monsters and only ask about that refugee, there shouldn't be any danger...

As soon as he thought of it, Huang Badger sneaked out of Aunt Sun's house.

……

The villagers in Baixi Village are still very good. At least after Huang Badger fought "desperately" with bandits for the sake of the village, he was much more enthusiastic when he saw Huang Badger again.

Some girls in the mountain village even gave Huang Badger some ointment for bruises, and softly told him to remember to take the medicine, get well soon, and... drink more hot water.

Drinking more hot water is really a panacea...

Huang Badger wandered around the village, talked with many people, and slowly summed up three pieces of information.

The first message is about the "refugee".It seems that not everyone in the village has seen him, and occasionally a few people who have seen him say that Huang Badger should ask Aunt Sun, because the refugee had been staying at Aunt Sun's house at that time... This news made Huang Badger He rolled his eyes straight away, okay, he went around, and finally came back to Aunt Sun.

The second message is that I heard that a guy just came to the village.It is said that it is a wandering shopkeeper from Baiyang Village in the east.It was that guy who heard the sound of clappers and indistinct cries at noon.I heard that the salesman was invited by the village head to his house not long after he arrived, and he was discussing something.

The third message is about human taste...

The smell of human beings is still so delicious and attractive. Brother Badger wandered around the village and drool secretly when talking with the villagers... This is not the point, the point is that Brother Badger found a strange thing!The same human beings, but the degree of seductiveness is different!
Yellow Badger turned around and found that the scents of little boys and girls are the most alluring. For example, the newborn baby is fatally attractive to demons. The badger sniffed his nose, making his heart itch -- no wonder I heard that some demon kings who often eat people like to eat virgin boys and girls the most!

The second most attractive thing is unmarried boys and girls. Of course, this is not accurate. Brother Badger can only be sure of girls now, because the boys in Baixi Village have all left with the caravan and have not returned yet... Although this part of human beings Not as attractive as children, but they also have a strong attraction to demons. For example, the girls in the mountain village are as tender as freshly baked chicken, which makes demons want to pounce on them and take a bite...

The second is the middle-aged and old people. Their smell is the weakest, and it will become weaker with age... If it is an old man who is dying, then in the eyes of the yellow badger, he may not be as attractive. Only slightly stronger than normal beast prey.

Of course, this is just a general rule summed up by the Yellow Badger.There are exceptions!

For example, Xiaozheng Taigu Star Stone~
(End of this chapter)