Little monster can't go to heaven
Chapter 7 Badger and Huan
Chapter 7 Badger and Huan
The name Yellow Badger was given to him by "Old Stuff".
Huang Badger has always felt that the level of naming the old thing is really scumbag. Yellow Badger Huang Badger is a yellow-haired badger... Huang Badger doubts whether the old thing has really used his brain seriously, or whether the old thing is actually No brains at all?
Let’s take a look at the names of the litter of younger brothers and sisters. It’s even more random than the yellow badger. The gray-haired mouse is called Xiaohui, and the black-haired puppy is called Xiaohei. Is the name "little miscellaneous" still known to people... The randomness of the old things's names is so outrageous that the yellow badger even wonders if they are just picked up by the old things from the side of the road!
Uh...it seems to be true.
So when the little things grew up, some of them changed their names, such as the smartest white rabbit demon "Xiaohui"...you guessed it right, she used to be called Xiaobai.There is also the proud one-eyed little wolf A Po, the name Po Jun was also given to him by Xiaohui, and he used to be called "Little Du"...
In short, Brother Badger couldn't complain about the old guy's name.
Remember before going down the mountain...
"The name Yellow Badger is easy to connect with a demon at first sight! And the most important thing after going down the mountain is not to expose the fact that you are a demon, so any factors that may be exposed must be avoided, so... Old guy, right? Stay." Long before going down the mountain, Yellow Badger decided to give himself a more human-like name.
"Hmm... let's call it Huang Huan." Huang Badger scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time, and finally decided, "Huan—meaning happy, happy, life should be happy and comfortable! What a good word...the key is that it is easy to write. "
The last sentence expresses Brother Badger’s heartfelt feelings. In fact, he wanted to complain a long time ago. The word “Badger” is really too difficult to write, okay? okay?
"From now on, my human name will be Huang Huan." Brother Badger secretly said.
……
"Senior, I still don't know your name?" Xiao Zhengtai asked while bouncing and leading the way.
"Uh...my name is Huang Huan. Huan is happy Huan." Huang Badger said.
"Senior, you don't look much older than me, so I'll call you Brother Huan from now on... Brother Huan, my name is Gu Xingshi, and everyone calls me 'little stone'." Gong said seriously, "I will definitely become the strongest hunter in Baixi Village in the future."
Yellow Badger thought of the little arrow sticking obliquely into the black bear's head again, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he chose to remain silent.
"The front is Baixi Village," Gu Xingshi suddenly pointed to the front, "According to the rules of the village, all strangers from outside have to see the village head first, in case there are monsters sneaking into the village... Actually, it's just a formality, welcome Brother, I will take you to the village chief later, if you really plan to settle down in Baixi Village, I will ask the village chief to arrange a place for you."
But Huang Badger was surprised.
See the village chief?
To prevent demons from sneaking into the village?
Could it be that this village head can identify the monster race?
At this time, Baixi Village was already far away, and Huang Badger was keenly aware that the closer he was to Baixi Village, the hotter the Snake Queen's scales on his chest became. related!
This is the end of the matter, and it's time to bite the bullet. Huang Badger can only hope that his natal breath-holding technique can not be seen through—judging from the Snake Queen's hopeful attitude, it shouldn't be so easy to be seen through... right? .
With the lessons learned from the elder and young master, Huang Badger quietly strengthened his natal sorcery a bit, and his breath became more restrained.
Following Gu Xingshi, Huang Badger slowly walked into Baixi Village.An old man was squatting at the entrance of the village, basking in the sun, kowtowing a handful of melon seeds in his hand.
Going further inside, there are women washing clothes, children chasing and playing, and old ladies smiling and watching...Everyone greets the little lady very warmly.
"Little Shitou, have you gone hunting in the mountains again? Didn't I tell you earlier that the mountains are dangerous, so don't go there."
"Hello Brother Stone!"
"Little Shitou, which family is the young man next to you? Why haven't I seen it before..."
Along the way, Huang Badger rolled his eyes wildly and swallowed his saliva wildly.Can you imagine what it feels like for a person who has been hungry for a long time to see a lot of delicious roast geese that can walk?To be honest, compared with the rough-skinned and thick-fleshed prey in the mountains, every human being can be called "fine-skinned and tender-fleshed", just like a white chicken that has been scalded in boiling water and has lost its hair, especially when it exudes an inexplicable An unknown breath, this kind of breath seems to be very attractive to the demon...
Fortunately, along the way, Brother Badger has been tempered by the more fragrant mobile Buddha Jumping Wall by his side, so he barely revealed his secrets!
But after walking for a while, Huang Badger also felt that something was wrong. All he saw along the way were old and weak women and children, but he didn't even see a young man.Gu Xingshi seemed to have noticed Huang Badger's doubts, and explained with a smile: "Uncles are all going to Cangshi City to run business."
After Gu Xingshi explained a few words casually, Huang Badger realized that Baixi Village was not a completely self-sufficient village. In fact, most of the nearby villages were not self-sufficient. A team of "running merchants" took food, animal skins, homemade arrow shafts and arrow clusters to Cangshi City hundreds of miles away in exchange for supplies such as salt, sugar, pig iron, and cloth.
And this road is not a broad road, and there are many bandits and bandits, so every time the young and strong men of the whole village are dispatched together... In other words, there are no men in the village now.
Huang Badger heaved a sigh of relief. A village with only old and weak women and children was less of a threat.
After a while.
"Huh? The village chief's grandfather is not here." Gu Xingshi yelled for a long time in a bright big room, but no one responded. He simply poured a glass of water for the yellow badger, and then jumped onto the chair as naturally as if he was at his own home, " Brother Huan, you sit down too, let's wait here."
The yellow badger happily sat down, and immediately jumped up like an electric shock, taking a sharp breath of cold air.
ass...
Little Zheng looked puzzled, and Huang Badger hurriedly changed the subject: "Little Stone... Has anything special happened in your village recently?"
"Something special?"
"For example..." Huang Badger took a sip of water from his cup, organized his words carefully, and tried to make his words tactful, "For example, is there any mysterious theft of rice or noodles?"
"The rice noodles are not stolen. But a rare thing happened a few days ago." Gu Xingshi said with a smile, "A few days ago, a monster was caught by a cultivator!"
"Pfft!" Huang Badger spit out a mouthful of water and asked hastily, "What does that monster look like?"
Demon King, Brother Badger just asked casually just now!I didn't expect to get any useful clues from Xiao Shitou at all, but who knew that I got the most direct answer all at once!
caught!some days ago!monster!
The three pieces of information matched extremely well, plus the special reaction of the scales... Brother Badger felt a pain in his heart, and the truth was almost revealed.
Her Majesty Queen, I'm afraid your Eldest Young Master is in danger...
"Brother Huan, why are you asking this?" Gu Xingshi was taken aback, "Besides me, don't ask anyone else, I heard that monster has a lot of background! Experts who catch monsters suspect that they will come back soon. There are other monster races pretending to be humans to look for it... If you ask around, you will be suspected of being a monster by others!"
"Uh... I'm just curious! I've never seen a monster before." Yellow Badger was taken aback and hurriedly explained.But this explanation is really a bit pale.
"Well, just don't ask random questions." Gu Xingshi nodded as it should, "The monster race is the enemy of our humans. If everyone suspects you, Baixi Village may not be able to take you in."
"But don't you suspect that I'm a monster?" Huang Badger was puzzled and couldn't help asking.
"You are my savior. It is too late for monsters to eat people, how can you save people." Gu Xingshi laughed, "Besides, monsters will not be shot by a black bear. Compared with real monsters, Brother Huan, you are weak gone."
The yellow badger had black lines all over his head, and he glared at Xiao Zhengtai viciously.
He was actually despised by a cup of Buddha jumping over the wall.
……
After waiting for a while, there was a sudden barking of dogs outside the house.
"Wow wow wow wow!"
Hearing this voice, Gu Xingshi's eyes lit up: "It's the village chief's grandfather who has returned."
Sure enough, after a while, I saw an old man with a hunched back and a white beard, pacing in slowly.He was wearing a silk jacket and a round cap on his head. His eyes were so narrowed that he could hardly see them.
He was leaning on a chubby dragon-head crutch in his hand, and there was a big wooden tumor on the head of the crutch, as if the dragon head had a double chin, which was quite funny.There is also a rope tied to the dragon head, and the other end of the rope extends to the back of the old man—a mighty big black dog is tied there, staring at a yellow badger like an enemy and barking non-stop!
"Ahem..." The white-bearded old man coughed twice, squinting his eyes and looking up and down the yellow badger. He didn't know if he could still see through his narrowed eyes, "Are you the boy from outside the village they said?"
"Uh... hello, village chief, I..." Huang Badger was interrupted by barking as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Wow wow wow wow!"
As a demon, Yellow Badger could easily feel the hostility in the roar, and couldn't help but glared at the big black dog.
"I must have told you, Little Shitou, that coming to see me is just a formality. If you are really a monster, I will respond to this crutch as soon as you enter the village." The old village chief was very kind, stroked his beard and said , "As soon as my crutch reacts, the cultivator will arrive in a short while, and the monster will surely die! So, how dare the monster dare to make trouble... But the rules are the rules, don't mind me, young man."
"Wow, woof, woof!" The big black dog barked even more fiercely.
"Grandpa of the village chief, Brother Huang Huan is a refugee from the west. He has been in exile in the mountains for several months, but he is very powerful, and he can beat even a blind man away." Gu Xingshi saw that the village chief recognized Huang Badger, He said happily, "You can arrange a place for him to live. In the days when Uncle and Uncle are away, Brother Yellow Badger and I can go hunting in the mountains together, so that everyone can eat meat."
"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" The big black dog spat all over the floor, barking so hard it was about to go into epilepsy.
"Okay. It's really a boy born from a hero." The village chief nodded with a smile, "I'll arrange a place for you right now."
"Wang Wang Wang..."
"Wangcai, shut up!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
The name Yellow Badger was given to him by "Old Stuff".
Huang Badger has always felt that the level of naming the old thing is really scumbag. Yellow Badger Huang Badger is a yellow-haired badger... Huang Badger doubts whether the old thing has really used his brain seriously, or whether the old thing is actually No brains at all?
Let’s take a look at the names of the litter of younger brothers and sisters. It’s even more random than the yellow badger. The gray-haired mouse is called Xiaohui, and the black-haired puppy is called Xiaohei. Is the name "little miscellaneous" still known to people... The randomness of the old things's names is so outrageous that the yellow badger even wonders if they are just picked up by the old things from the side of the road!
Uh...it seems to be true.
So when the little things grew up, some of them changed their names, such as the smartest white rabbit demon "Xiaohui"...you guessed it right, she used to be called Xiaobai.There is also the proud one-eyed little wolf A Po, the name Po Jun was also given to him by Xiaohui, and he used to be called "Little Du"...
In short, Brother Badger couldn't complain about the old guy's name.
Remember before going down the mountain...
"The name Yellow Badger is easy to connect with a demon at first sight! And the most important thing after going down the mountain is not to expose the fact that you are a demon, so any factors that may be exposed must be avoided, so... Old guy, right? Stay." Long before going down the mountain, Yellow Badger decided to give himself a more human-like name.
"Hmm... let's call it Huang Huan." Huang Badger scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time, and finally decided, "Huan—meaning happy, happy, life should be happy and comfortable! What a good word...the key is that it is easy to write. "
The last sentence expresses Brother Badger’s heartfelt feelings. In fact, he wanted to complain a long time ago. The word “Badger” is really too difficult to write, okay? okay?
"From now on, my human name will be Huang Huan." Brother Badger secretly said.
……
"Senior, I still don't know your name?" Xiao Zhengtai asked while bouncing and leading the way.
"Uh...my name is Huang Huan. Huan is happy Huan." Huang Badger said.
"Senior, you don't look much older than me, so I'll call you Brother Huan from now on... Brother Huan, my name is Gu Xingshi, and everyone calls me 'little stone'." Gong said seriously, "I will definitely become the strongest hunter in Baixi Village in the future."
Yellow Badger thought of the little arrow sticking obliquely into the black bear's head again, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he chose to remain silent.
"The front is Baixi Village," Gu Xingshi suddenly pointed to the front, "According to the rules of the village, all strangers from outside have to see the village head first, in case there are monsters sneaking into the village... Actually, it's just a formality, welcome Brother, I will take you to the village chief later, if you really plan to settle down in Baixi Village, I will ask the village chief to arrange a place for you."
But Huang Badger was surprised.
See the village chief?
To prevent demons from sneaking into the village?
Could it be that this village head can identify the monster race?
At this time, Baixi Village was already far away, and Huang Badger was keenly aware that the closer he was to Baixi Village, the hotter the Snake Queen's scales on his chest became. related!
This is the end of the matter, and it's time to bite the bullet. Huang Badger can only hope that his natal breath-holding technique can not be seen through—judging from the Snake Queen's hopeful attitude, it shouldn't be so easy to be seen through... right? .
With the lessons learned from the elder and young master, Huang Badger quietly strengthened his natal sorcery a bit, and his breath became more restrained.
Following Gu Xingshi, Huang Badger slowly walked into Baixi Village.An old man was squatting at the entrance of the village, basking in the sun, kowtowing a handful of melon seeds in his hand.
Going further inside, there are women washing clothes, children chasing and playing, and old ladies smiling and watching...Everyone greets the little lady very warmly.
"Little Shitou, have you gone hunting in the mountains again? Didn't I tell you earlier that the mountains are dangerous, so don't go there."
"Hello Brother Stone!"
"Little Shitou, which family is the young man next to you? Why haven't I seen it before..."
Along the way, Huang Badger rolled his eyes wildly and swallowed his saliva wildly.Can you imagine what it feels like for a person who has been hungry for a long time to see a lot of delicious roast geese that can walk?To be honest, compared with the rough-skinned and thick-fleshed prey in the mountains, every human being can be called "fine-skinned and tender-fleshed", just like a white chicken that has been scalded in boiling water and has lost its hair, especially when it exudes an inexplicable An unknown breath, this kind of breath seems to be very attractive to the demon...
Fortunately, along the way, Brother Badger has been tempered by the more fragrant mobile Buddha Jumping Wall by his side, so he barely revealed his secrets!
But after walking for a while, Huang Badger also felt that something was wrong. All he saw along the way were old and weak women and children, but he didn't even see a young man.Gu Xingshi seemed to have noticed Huang Badger's doubts, and explained with a smile: "Uncles are all going to Cangshi City to run business."
After Gu Xingshi explained a few words casually, Huang Badger realized that Baixi Village was not a completely self-sufficient village. In fact, most of the nearby villages were not self-sufficient. A team of "running merchants" took food, animal skins, homemade arrow shafts and arrow clusters to Cangshi City hundreds of miles away in exchange for supplies such as salt, sugar, pig iron, and cloth.
And this road is not a broad road, and there are many bandits and bandits, so every time the young and strong men of the whole village are dispatched together... In other words, there are no men in the village now.
Huang Badger heaved a sigh of relief. A village with only old and weak women and children was less of a threat.
After a while.
"Huh? The village chief's grandfather is not here." Gu Xingshi yelled for a long time in a bright big room, but no one responded. He simply poured a glass of water for the yellow badger, and then jumped onto the chair as naturally as if he was at his own home, " Brother Huan, you sit down too, let's wait here."
The yellow badger happily sat down, and immediately jumped up like an electric shock, taking a sharp breath of cold air.
ass...
Little Zheng looked puzzled, and Huang Badger hurriedly changed the subject: "Little Stone... Has anything special happened in your village recently?"
"Something special?"
"For example..." Huang Badger took a sip of water from his cup, organized his words carefully, and tried to make his words tactful, "For example, is there any mysterious theft of rice or noodles?"
"The rice noodles are not stolen. But a rare thing happened a few days ago." Gu Xingshi said with a smile, "A few days ago, a monster was caught by a cultivator!"
"Pfft!" Huang Badger spit out a mouthful of water and asked hastily, "What does that monster look like?"
Demon King, Brother Badger just asked casually just now!I didn't expect to get any useful clues from Xiao Shitou at all, but who knew that I got the most direct answer all at once!
caught!some days ago!monster!
The three pieces of information matched extremely well, plus the special reaction of the scales... Brother Badger felt a pain in his heart, and the truth was almost revealed.
Her Majesty Queen, I'm afraid your Eldest Young Master is in danger...
"Brother Huan, why are you asking this?" Gu Xingshi was taken aback, "Besides me, don't ask anyone else, I heard that monster has a lot of background! Experts who catch monsters suspect that they will come back soon. There are other monster races pretending to be humans to look for it... If you ask around, you will be suspected of being a monster by others!"
"Uh... I'm just curious! I've never seen a monster before." Yellow Badger was taken aback and hurriedly explained.But this explanation is really a bit pale.
"Well, just don't ask random questions." Gu Xingshi nodded as it should, "The monster race is the enemy of our humans. If everyone suspects you, Baixi Village may not be able to take you in."
"But don't you suspect that I'm a monster?" Huang Badger was puzzled and couldn't help asking.
"You are my savior. It is too late for monsters to eat people, how can you save people." Gu Xingshi laughed, "Besides, monsters will not be shot by a black bear. Compared with real monsters, Brother Huan, you are weak gone."
The yellow badger had black lines all over his head, and he glared at Xiao Zhengtai viciously.
He was actually despised by a cup of Buddha jumping over the wall.
……
After waiting for a while, there was a sudden barking of dogs outside the house.
"Wow wow wow wow!"
Hearing this voice, Gu Xingshi's eyes lit up: "It's the village chief's grandfather who has returned."
Sure enough, after a while, I saw an old man with a hunched back and a white beard, pacing in slowly.He was wearing a silk jacket and a round cap on his head. His eyes were so narrowed that he could hardly see them.
He was leaning on a chubby dragon-head crutch in his hand, and there was a big wooden tumor on the head of the crutch, as if the dragon head had a double chin, which was quite funny.There is also a rope tied to the dragon head, and the other end of the rope extends to the back of the old man—a mighty big black dog is tied there, staring at a yellow badger like an enemy and barking non-stop!
"Ahem..." The white-bearded old man coughed twice, squinting his eyes and looking up and down the yellow badger. He didn't know if he could still see through his narrowed eyes, "Are you the boy from outside the village they said?"
"Uh... hello, village chief, I..." Huang Badger was interrupted by barking as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Wow wow wow wow!"
As a demon, Yellow Badger could easily feel the hostility in the roar, and couldn't help but glared at the big black dog.
"I must have told you, Little Shitou, that coming to see me is just a formality. If you are really a monster, I will respond to this crutch as soon as you enter the village." The old village chief was very kind, stroked his beard and said , "As soon as my crutch reacts, the cultivator will arrive in a short while, and the monster will surely die! So, how dare the monster dare to make trouble... But the rules are the rules, don't mind me, young man."
"Wow, woof, woof!" The big black dog barked even more fiercely.
"Grandpa of the village chief, Brother Huang Huan is a refugee from the west. He has been in exile in the mountains for several months, but he is very powerful, and he can beat even a blind man away." Gu Xingshi saw that the village chief recognized Huang Badger, He said happily, "You can arrange a place for him to live. In the days when Uncle and Uncle are away, Brother Yellow Badger and I can go hunting in the mountains together, so that everyone can eat meat."
"Wow, woof, woof, woof!" The big black dog spat all over the floor, barking so hard it was about to go into epilepsy.
"Okay. It's really a boy born from a hero." The village chief nodded with a smile, "I'll arrange a place for you right now."
"Wang Wang Wang..."
"Wangcai, shut up!"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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