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Chapter 136 The Mighty Aunt Hu (for Subscription)
In the evening of the next day, Zhao Yan went on a tour in micro-clothes again, and brought Hei Wa to Tingyuxuan.

Ting Yuxuan is a new tile.

He was not well-known at first, but because of Guan Juer's arrival, this place became very popular all of a sudden.

Many literati and sons of rich families came here especially, wanting to share a dinner with Guan Juer.

Now, Guan Ju'er has been identified as the leader of the line by various women in Goulan Washe in Changdan City.

The so-called head of the line refers to the person who ranks first in both appearance and talent in the Goulan cottage, and who will never sell his skills but not his body.

In Fireworks and Willow Lane, line heads change very quickly, usually within two months, new line heads will appear.

But there has never been such a popular line leader as Guan Juer in the past few years.

Guan Juer's ability, to use a common saying, is: one person can support the whole brothel.

As soon as Zhao Yan arrived at Ting Yuxuan, he was startled by the battle in front of him.

There were nearly a hundred people standing outside Ting Yuxuan's door, all of them stretched their heads and looked inside.

Just at this moment, a tall and fat middle-aged woman with rich paint came out.

Zhao Yan heard the people beside him say: "Madam Hu is here, Madam Hu is here!"

Aunt Hu stood at the gate, pinched her thick waist with both hands, and said loudly: "Don't squeeze! Don't squeeze!"

"If you want to meet my Ju'er girl, you must cross three thresholds. First, you must be under 40 years old; second, you must be able to produce 1000 taels of silver; third, pass the old lady's test."

"If you can't reach the first two, stand farther away. My girl only sees one person a night!"

After saying this, most of the people sighed and retreated to the back.

Even if he was born in a well-off scholarly family or a small rich family, it would be reluctant to ask him to take 1000 taels just to have a meal with a woman.

1000 taels of silver almost kept nine people out.

At this time, a wretched middle-aged man beside Zhao Yan whispered to his companion: "Brother, I think Mrs. Hu is not bad either!"

"With a good eye, heroes see the same thing. Only those with insight know how delicious pork belly is!"

Hearing this, Zhao Yan almost retched.

These two people are really disgusting.

Although most of the people retreated to the side, there were still more than 20 people who walked into Tingyuxuan excitedly, waving their bank notes.

"Hei Wa, let's go in too!" Zhao Yan said to Hei Wa, and strode forward.

When Zhao Yan walked to the door, the obese Aunt Hu narrowed her eyes and was overjoyed.

She had received him for more than half a month, and it was the first time she saw such a handsome and temperamental young man.

However, handsome still can't be eaten.

If Zhao Yan couldn't produce 1000 taels of silver, she would drive him out without hesitation.

At the moment Zhao Yan stepped towards the threshold, Aunt Hu stretched out her thick arms and said, "My lord, please show me the 1000 taels of silver."

Hei Wa in the back quickly took out a thousand taels of silver bill and held it in front of Aunt Hu.

Aunt Hu smiled brightly and said to Zhao Yan, "Young Master, please come in!"

In his eyes, rich people are the most handsome.

Then, she blocked Hei Wa with a black face in an instant.

"Scholars can't enter!"

Hei Wa curled her lips, took out another thousand tael silver note, shook it in front of Aunt Hu, and walked in swaggeringly.

As Zhao Yan's personal bodyguard, he must ensure that he never leaves Zhao Yan.

Of course, Shen Tuyi also confessed that if Zhao Yan was alone with a beautiful woman, Hei Wa could still stay a little further away from Zhao Yan.

Although Hei Wa seemed to be able to eat, lethargy, and possess physical strength, he was not stupid, and he knew very well when he should appear next to Zhao Yan and when he should stay away.

People who enter Tingyuxuan will naturally enjoy different treatment.

Everyone has a single seat, and there are special maids serving tea and wine.

About a quarter of an hour later, the door in front of Ting Yuxuan was closed.

This means that the one who can have dinner with Guan Juer tonight can only be one of nearly 30 people including Zhao Yan.

And those who want to see Guan Juer in the future can only wait until tomorrow.

Aunt Hu came over with twists and turns like a big bear with beautiful branches.

She winked at the maids not far away.

The maids backed away immediately, and then took out pens, inks, papers and inkstones from behind, and placed them in front of Zhao Yan and others.

"Young masters, whoever of you can pass my aunt Hu's test will have the opportunity to meet my young lady."

"My lady loves poets all the time. Tonight, everyone will write a poem with my aunt Hu as the theme. If my girl likes you, you can have dinner together!" Aunt Hu said narcissistically. .

When she was talking, her big face and neck shook at the same time, and the pink powder on her face fell off, making her look extremely ugly!

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As soon as he heard that Aunt Hu was going to write a poem on the theme, a handsome young man couldn't hold back, and even vomited it out!

"With you as the subject, I really can't write it, it's too disgusting, how can a good poem match an ugly woman!" The young man slapped the table and left the table.

Zhao Yan wanted to vomit too, but seeing that someone had already vomited it, he couldn't help being happy, and then suddenly thought of a line or two describing Aunt Hu, and decided to stay for a while.

Aunt Hu was so angry that her face was livid, but she didn't dare to lose her temper here, so she said to everyone: "Young masters, you have a quarter of an hour. This poem is for my lady to read. Please show it to everyone." Get out of your best form."

When they heard that there was only a quarter of an hour, these young masters immediately became anxious.

Quickly thought about it.

Heiwa looked around and found that it would be strange if he didn't write. He had an idea and decided to draw a big bastard on the rice paper.

And Zhao Yan decided to pay tribute to Xiao Zijie and write a spoken poem.

Immediately, he picked up the Langhao brush and started writing smoothly.

After finishing writing, Zhao Yan read it silently again. After reading, he glanced at Aunt Hu again, almost not laughing out loud.

He felt that his poem was tailor-made for this person.

A quarter of an hour passed extremely quickly.

Then Aunt Hu shouted: Time is up.Everyone stopped writing.

Then, several servant girls collected everyone's poems and sent them to the back room.

Not long after, a clear laughter like a wind chime suddenly came from the back room.

But the laughter stopped abruptly after only one sound.

All the princes in the hall couldn't help but look inside, the one who could make such a laugh in the back room must be Guan Ju'er.

Zhao Yan was sitting in front of the seat, drinking tea quietly, and muttered in his heart: She must have read my poem!
(End of this chapter)