I'm so hard

Chapter 273
Near noon, the state banquet of the Great Zhou Dynasty began.

Zhao Yan gave Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie a difficult task to get Xiao Jingye, Kong Moshan, Yang Xinghuai, Pan Wenyue, and Liu Chaotong drunk, and try to hide Shangguan who doesn't drink.

After Zhao Yan announced his marriage with Guan Ju'er, and the Queen Mother Zhang held a celebration, after one night, the matter became known to everyone, and these few people had nothing to say.

The reason why Zhao Yan insisted on marrying Guan Ju'er in the name of a virtuous concubine was to tell the whole world that a man should treat the woman he likes like this.

After the state banquet started, Zhao Yan said a few words briefly, and after drinking a few glasses of wine with the ministers, he withdrew on the pretext of going to the ancestral temple to accompany Queen Mother Zhang.

Before leaving, Zhao Yan deliberately glanced at Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie.

The two immediately understood and started to get busy.

The two of them had discussed a plan last night.

Whenever there is a state banquet, Yang Xinghuai doesn't need anyone to drink, and he will undoubtedly get drunk.

And Kong Moshan likes to fight wine with Liu Chao, and it coincides with such a grand event, it is a certainty for the two of them to get drunk.

As for Pan Wenyue, he was always intoxicated by alcohol, and he would get drunk after three or five cups, and Kong Ze could handle it all by himself.

The only difficult one is Xiao Jingye.

Xiao Jingye has always been dedicated to his work, because he wants to control the whole banquet, so he will always control himself not to get drunk on the first day.

Moreover, Xiao Jingye has a good capacity for drinking.

Both Xiao Zijie and Kong Ze were drunk, so they might not be able to overwhelm Xiao Jingye.

What made the two even more troublesome was that Xiao Jingye didn't drink with the younger generation at all, if Xiao Zijie dared to toast him, he would kick Xiao Zijie on the spot.

Based on this situation, the two planned to gather Kong Moshan and the others together, drink with Xiao Jingye together, and gather everyone's strength to get Xiao Jingye drunk.

After a while, the banquet gradually loosened up, and many people took wine jugs to find someone to drink with.

All six of Xiao Jingye sat at a table.

Kong Ze found Liu Chaotong first, and said, "Liu Shibo, my nephew has poured you some wine!"

Liu Chaotong quickly picked up his wine glass and said with a smile, "Boy, you... will definitely be better than your father in the future!"

After all, Liu Chaotong drank it down.

Kong Ze poured wine for Liu Chaotong, and whispered in his ear: "Liu Shibo, let me tell you an interesting thing, my father is going to get Wen Xiang drunk today, let's see if he looks serious when he is drunk. , would you like to help him?"

Hearing this, Liu Chaotong's eyes lit up.

For more than 30 years, he has never seen Xiao Jingye drunk.

"Good idea, if brother Jingye is drunk, it must be very interesting!" Liu Chaotong glanced at Xiao Jingye, and found that Kong Moshan had already started drinking with Xiao Jingye.

He continued: "Okay, I'll go there when your father finishes fighting!"

Kong Ze couldn't help being overjoyed, and nodded towards Xiao Zijie with a smile.

And Xiao Zijie also smiled lightly, his task is to find Kong Moshan, Pan Wenyue and his father to fight for wine.

Kong Ze's mission is to deceive Yang Xinghuai and Liu Chaotong.

The two people had a sweet mouth, and within a short time, the plan was successfully implemented, and the drinks for the banquet were replaced by spirits.

The banquet was full of excitement, besides these four people pouring wine to Xiao Jingye, other cultural relics officials also had foreign envoys, so they were naturally looking for Xiao Jingye.

Half an hour later, at a round table, Shangguan was sitting with a displeased expression on his face.

After taking over the "Da Zhou Monthly", his popularity has improved slightly, but because he only drinks tea and not alcohol, not many people come to him to offer tea.

And just now Kong Ze said that he wanted to get Xiao Jingye drunk, Shangguan was displeased and also heard it.

"Today, if the old man Xiao Jingye gets drunk, and he does some embarrassing things again, I will have a handle on him. I am happy to think about it!" I also went to Xiao Jingye to fight for wine.

At this moment, Xiao Jingye's face was slightly red, and he was already in a state of being slightly drunk.

But Shangguan was not happy and walked over with the teapot in his hand.

"Wenxiang, I will pour you three cups, and then we will meet you for six cups!"

Xiao Jingye waved his hand and said: "To toast the old man, you must drink three cups first."

"No problem!" Shangguan said displeased very proudly.

Then, pour yourself a cup of tea and drink it all in one gulp.

Second cup, third cup.

The speed of its stomach is extremely fast, and it is finished in an instant.

The people on the side were stunned. They dared to drink tea like this at a normal banquet, either because they deserved a beating or because they had backgrounds.

Xiao Jingye glanced at the teapot in his hand, rolled his eyes and said: "The Shangguan is not happy, what are you doing, the old man asked you to drink, not tea!"

"In Xiaguan's eyes, wine is the same as tea, why don't I pour tea for you too!" Shangguan said with a displeased smile.

Before Xiao Jingye could open his mouth, Yang Xinghuai at the side spoke.

"Shangguan is not happy, who do you look down on? How can I, Wenxiang, who is a big Zhou, drink tea at a banquet? Don't say six cups, sixty cups, even Wenxiang can drink it in one go all!"

Xiao Jingye himself was a bit drunk, so he couldn't stand being praised like this, the key person who praised him was Yang Xinghuai who had fought with him for most of his life.

He picked up the wine glass, drank it down in one gulp, and then drank six more glasses without any pause.

Kong Ze and Xiao Jingye who were not far away were overjoyed, and felt that Xiao Jingye was destined to get drunk today.

Soon, Pan Wenyue was drunk first.

Kong Moshan and Liu Chaotong were drunk even under the table.

Yang Xinghuai vomited while hugging a tree not far away.

And the six ministers and servants were also mostly drunk.

This year, they lived a fulfilling and happy life.

And Xiao Jingye dangled around, getting more and more energetic, but after the banquet ended, he also passed out drunk.

After Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie sent these people away, they suddenly found that Shangguan's displeasure had disappeared.

But Shangguan's displeased carriage was still parked outside the city gate, and his subordinates did not see him walk out of the palace gate.

Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie looked puzzled and looked around, and finally found Shangguan Fuyue in front of the hut.

Shangguan was displeased by drinking too much tea and having a stomachache.

I had to run to the toilet all the time, my whole body was exhausted, and I couldn't even lift my legs.

Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie suppressed their smiles and helped him into the carriage.

The two were sure that at least until tomorrow morning, Shangguan would not leave the house if he was unhappy.

After the banquet was over, Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie started to get busy again.

At this moment, they admired Zhao Yan so much.

In order to let her own woman get the status and glory she deserved, she would not hesitate to leave a reputation of licentiousness in later generations.

This kind of behavior, throughout the ages, no king can do it.

Zhao Yan's respect for women alone made the two of them willing to work hard for the rest of their lives.

As dusk approached, Zhao Yan had already put on the groom's attire, and he was going to take Guan Ju'er to the ancestral temple first, and then pay his respects to Empress Dowager Zhang.

As for Empress Dowager Zhang, she originally disagreed, but Lu Nianwei's mouth was too sweet, and with the blessing of the dragon, she had no choice but to agree to Zhao Yan's almost crazy move.

(End of this chapter)