I'm so hard

Chapter 276 Hahahahahaha
There is a saying in military strategists: Bing is expensive and quick, and the opportunity cannot be missed.

Now, it was time for Hei Khan to be careless, so it was natural for Da Zhou to send troops as soon as possible.

Immediately, Zhao Yan appointed Shen Tuyi as the commander of Zhengxi, Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie as lieutenants, and ordered the three to lead [-] soldiers and disperse to the west.

Heikhan claims to have [-] elite soldiers, but in fact there are only [-] to [-] soldiers, and after excluding some who have little combat effectiveness, there are only about [-] soldiers.

The [-] soldiers in Da Zhou were all armed with firearms, and it was only a matter of time before Hei Khan was wiped out.

In order to confuse the Four Kingdoms Alliance, Zhao Yan specially ordered Yang Hong to train troops outside Changdan City, and at the same time began to recruit soldiers and rations.

The four-nation alliance all believed that the first to deal with the Great Zhou must be Goryeo and Liuhai.

……

Another day, the weather was cold.

On the border of Heikhan, there is a huge army stationed.

This army has a full 4 people, almost accounting for nearly [-]% of the Heikhan army.

And the commander of this army is none other than the Third Highness of the Black Khan, Huzuo, who was once captured by Da Zhou.

Fatty Huzuo knew almost nothing about court affairs except eating, drinking and having fun, but because his mother was favored, he became the most likely prince to inherit the throne of the Black Khanate.

It was he and his mother who tried their best to win over leading the army this time.

The Heihan people believed that the mortal enemies of the Great Zhou Dynasty were Goryeo and Liuhai, so they would definitely attack these two countries first.And Northern Mongolia is powerful, and Da Zhou has to guard against it.

As for Hei Khan, they were quite self-aware and felt that Da Zhou would definitely look down on Hei Khan, so the Hei Khan people were going to take advantage of this opportunity to make a fortune.

For example, when the Great Zhou attacked Goryeo and Liuhai, Hei Khan suddenly launched a surprise attack on the western border. Just a random grab would be enough for Hei Khan to pay taxes for half a year.

For the Heihan people, this is a beautiful job, which is named and profitable, and everyone wants to go.

At this moment, Hu Zuo was grilling a big wild boar with several lieutenants in a huge tent.

Zi la la!Zi la la!
The wild boar exudes golden fat, which looks very attractive.

A general pulled off a pig's leg with all his strength, and then handed it to Huzuo with both hands.

"Your Highness, is there something wrong with our general's camp here? If the soldiers of the Great Zhou Dynasty come to attack, we will have no way to retreat behind the mountain!"

Click!

Hu Zuo took a big bite of the pork leg, before he could speak, another lieutenant at the side spoke.

"Burley, you idiot! It's the first month of the month, and it's freezing cold. Your Highness found such a shelter for the whole army's soldiers. If they were stationed at a high place, I'm afraid there hasn't been a war yet. Our soldiers Hundreds of them will freeze to death!"

"Besides, what Da Zhou hates most is Gao Li and Liu Hai. It is impossible to attack me first, Hei Khan. This time, we followed the Third Highness to rob Da Zhou. Not only gold and silver treasures, but also some women. Let Da Zhou know that I, Hei Khan, are not easy to bully!"

Hearing this, Huzuo laughed happily, and said: "You generals, you must study more, only by studying more can you be like my Highness, even if you choose a place to camp, you have to go through a lot of consideration. Yes, make sure nothing goes wrong!"

After Hu Zuo finished speaking with a serious face, he took another big bite of pork leg.

"Your Highness's words are reasonable, I will definitely study more!" Several lieutenants around echoed.

In fact, everyone knew that there were no books in the barracks, including Huzuo's camp.

Soon, Huzuo finished eating a pork leg.

The lieutenant at the side quickly handed him a second leg of pork.

This Third Highness can eat four pork legs for a meal.

While eating, Huzuo said: "My Highness is getting tired of eating pork, tomorrow I want to eat venison!"

"Your Highness, there seems to be no deer around here!" A lieutenant said helplessly.

"At this moment, you immediately take five thousand soldiers up the mountain to sweep them. As long as they are wild animals, they will be captured. There is a time limit of three days, no less than one hundred. If you can't satisfy my highness, I will kill you!" Hu Zuo said with a stare. .

"Your Highness, the mountain behind us is too big, 5000 people are not enough!"

"Then...then...bring 1 people!"

……

Three days later, the deputy general brought people back from the mountain.

A total of 22 animals were hunted, including 45 squirrels, 34 pheasants, [-] foxes and [-] rabbits.

All are small animals.

In fact, there are still bears, wild boars, wolves, deer and other animals in the mountains, but they have limited strength and bad luck, so they can't catch them at all.

And the most interesting thing is that because of hunting in the mountains, Hei Khan had 6000 soldiers, [-] were missing, [-] were seriously injured, [-] were slightly injured, and only [-] came back intact.

When Huzuo saw the small prey, he couldn't help being furious, and immediately beat the remaining 6000 people with [-] boards each.

In this way, [-] soldiers have lost their immediate combat power for at least half a month.

On the same day that [-] soldiers were beaten, [-] soldiers from Da Zhou quietly gathered in the western region, and then set up camp in a remote place.

Immediately, Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie led a small group of soldiers to investigate the situation.

At dusk, in the camp of the army.

Shen Tuyi was studying the terrain of the western region when a soldier hurried over.

"Commander, it's not good. The two lieutenants Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie returned to the barracks a quarter of an hour ago. Then, they sat in the barracks and kept laughing. They even rolled to the ground laughing!"

"what?"

Shen Tuyi was shocked, and immediately walked quickly towards the camp of the two.

These two, one is the son of Wen Xiang and the other is the son of Cai Xiang, they are highly regarded by His Majesty, and they are the future ministers of Humerus, if anything happens, Shen Tuyi's crime will be serious.

Soon, Shen Tuyi came to the two's tent.

Kong Ze and Xiao Zijie held their stomachs, laughing until tears fell.

After seeing Shen Tuyi, the two laughed even louder!
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha……"

Xiao Jingye even sat down on the ground, and then continued to laugh.

"This... What kind of strange disease is this? Go tell the doctor!" Shen Tuyi said anxiously.

At this time, Kong Ze was the first to stop laughing, and after taking a breath, he said, "General Shentu, I...we are fine,...just very happy!"

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Zijie also stopped laughing, but there was still a smile on his face.

"General Shentu, when I tell you about the situation we investigated today, you will laugh out loud!"

"Oh?"

Immediately, Xiao Zijie told the story of Heihan's [-] soldiers going up the mountain to hunt and losing their immediate combat power.

"hahahahahahahahaha……"

After listening, Shen Tuyi couldn't help laughing out loud.

How could he not be happy that the enemy would lose [-] yuan before the war started!
Xiao Zijie continued: "There is one more funny thing, Kong Ze and I laugh more because of it."

"Speak quickly!" Shen Tuyi said curiously.

(End of this chapter)