super creative master

Chapter 1432
And Tang Bohu's order of Qiuxiang is destined to make everyone laugh until their stomachs burst, and the following plot will naturally be more exciting!

When it came time for the kite-picking scene, Tang Bohu drew a picture of a beautiful woman. Of course, the picture was quite good, but Wu Zhuangyuan appeared!
"You actually painted my magnificent, graceful and charming sister Pomegranate into this virtue!!" Wu Zhuangyuan pointed at Tang Bohu's portrait of Qiu Xiang and cursed angrily.

Tang Bohu quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I have no talent!"

"Hmph, don't draw if you are not talented, and learn how to draw? I have to open your eyes!! Learn a little!!" After Wu Zhuangyuan scolded, he took out a picture drawn by a child who was even better than him. A good line drawing, and proudly proclaiming "This is called drawing!!"
"Damn, damn it, isn't it, this martial arts champion is too awesome!"

The audience's face was covered with black lines all of a sudden, Tang Bohu's painting is actually not good-looking, his line villain... well, it is simply horrible!
Fans laughed and scolded: "Damn it, who drew this awesome picture? Is this line drawing a human? It's as brutal as a flower. I can't bear to look straight at it!!"

Then Wu Zhuangyuan took this 'masterpiece' to show the servants one by one.

"Come, come, everyone, appreciate it!!"

After viewing it, those servants were instantly 'poisoned' to the point of foaming at the mouth and vomiting endlessly.

A movie fan couldn't stop laughing, and was lying on the seat weakly at this time.

** said to the friend next to him, "Dude, I'm already dying, you can take me to the hospital later, I don't know if there will be something wrong with my stomach."

His friend is not much better, and he is also on the verge of collapse. He said bitterly: "I still want you to send me... I haven't finished half of this. My God!!!"

Soon, Tang Bohu visited the backyard at night and wanted to confess to Qiuxiang, but he met the SM Queen Pomegranate and was punched.

Tang Bohu was shocked: "Who hit me?"

"It's my peerless sister Pomegranate who is admired by thousands of people!!"

The movie fans didn't have enough resistance to the poison, and they were instantly overwhelmed by the poison: "Ouch, I vomit~~"

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Sister Pomegranate: "Oh my god, you actually fell in love with your old lady, such a rebellious and conscienceless thing...it's really exciting."

Tang Bohu was shocked: "Ah?!"

Sister Shiliu rejoiced: "Come on, come on, I've never tried something so exciting!!"

Tang Bohu quickly pushed Sister Pomegranate away, and backed away in horror: "Sister Pomegranate, what are you doing??!"

Sister Shiliu lay down on the ground, howling with desire and dissatisfaction: "Come on! Don't pity me because I am a delicate flower, comeon, baby!!"

"Damn, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to vomit!"

"Day, this is too much, damn it!"

Uh, the thunder is rolling!
The fans retched their chests and made strong complaints: "Damn, I really want to step on her a hundred times a hundred times!!"
"It's time for a dog, this foreign language is simply a god match, it makes me want it!"

"Absolutely, I have served you, can Boss Minghui be a little more divine?"

After shocking countless people with the phrase comeonbaby, the four lewd heroes made their debut, and the phrase "the east is obscene and the west is cheap, the south is salty and the north is seductive" instantly knocked down movie fans!
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At this point in the plot, the rhythm of hilarious laughter began to be deliberately slowed down, allowing fans to have a rest, but various small jokes continued.

When Tang Bohu sang the song 'Family Tragedy', all movie fans were awakened instantly.

"My lady, the villain originally lived on the edge of the city of Suzhou. He had a house and a field at home, and his life was full of joy. Who knew that, Tang Bohu..."

The extremely strange sense of rhythm seems to control everyone.

The heart moves with the rhythm...

Mrs. Hua, Chunxiaqiudongxiang four maids lost themselves with Tang Bohu's beating and rapping, as if flying through the clouds...

And the movie fans in the screening hall are not consciously pulled by this rhythm...

After Tang Bohu sang this passage and smashed the stool as the ending, fans expressed their admiration: "You are so talented! It is indeed the hand of the four great talents! It's a bit of a thing!"

"Sounds very touching!"

Mrs. Hua's hair stood up exaggeratedly: "It's so exciting, I can't help but want to praise him... No, I can't show it... But, this feeling..."

However, Wu Zhuangyuan's quick sentence quickly destroyed the whole atmosphere: "It's not too bad, just look at my performance!! After eating, I still eat, after eating, I still eat, after eating, I eat again." Laughing, I still want to eat after I pull, life is to eat Lhasa! Miserable!!!”

"I rely on!!!"

Fans kept laughing and said, "Who came up with these words! It ruins the atmosphere!"

After this crisis and the "tragic encounter" rap, Tang Bohu finally got rid of the code name of 9527, was promoted to a book boy, and got an extra name-Hua'an.

Then I saw two mentally handicapped sons from Washington, and the teacher who was "left blue dragon and right white tiger".

Movie fans were even more delighted to see Tang Bohu open the door and smash the brush into the mouths and noses of the two young masters, and Taishi Hua open the door to kill the teacher... After all kinds of coincidences, they were even more delighted.

And the part where Tang Bohu and the teacher paired each other made fans feel that their eyes were bright, and fans who had the ability to couplet began to think about how they should be right if they were right.

After Tang Bohu helped Taishi Hua solve the murder, he was upgraded to a senior companion again.Started a carefree life as a book boy, sometimes flirting with the maid, and sometimes flirting with Qiuxiang.Many scenes amused the fans.
But these joys are relatively relaxed joys, they won't make people laugh until their stomach hurts or face cramps, but they are just lighthearted and joyful, and the whole person begins to relax.

Later, Zhu Zhishan was mistaken for Tang Bohu and was taken back to Washington by Wu Zhuangyuan, after a twists and turns.He was imprisoned in the woodshed, but it turned out to be a blessing in disguise, and was captured by SM Queen Pomegranate...

"I'm finally full~~" Sister Shiliu's clothes were disheveled, and she left the firewood room with a satisfied look...

And Zhu Zhishan is sitting in the firewood room as if eating dinner and picking his teeth comfortably, and his clothes are disheveled...

Obviously, these two guys who can be called invincible in the wretched world of men and women are simply bastards and mung beans. They are attracted to each other. Sister Shiliu's ridiculousness and Zhu Zhishan's wretchedness make everyone unable to complain. Seeing this, the audience is actually There is a kind, this pair is a bunch made in heaven!

One word: "Serve!"

Two words: "Submitted!"

And looking at Zhu Zhishan's appearance of being full of wine and food, surpassing a living god, the fans couldn't help laughing and cursing, how wretched this guy looks...

(End of this chapter)