Act like a spoiled brat every day
Chapter 145
Chapter 145
"I still want to go back to the age of five. I don't have to look at the moon and stars in the early morning every day, and I don't have to wake up and plunge into words and ancient prose to be a desperate Saburo. Chase the wind that cannot be caught."
[cp] Some short and cute bedtime stories
1.
"Do you know what the moon is called?"
"moon."
"Do you know what the sun is called?"
"sun."
"Then do you know what a star is called?"
"……Star."
"Then do you know your own name?"
The fox raised his paw and poked the crow's head, and pulled out a few hairs by the way, and said viciously, "Didn't I just cheat you of a piece of meat, why are you pestering me like this?"
The crow folded its wings shyly and said timidly: "But brother monkey said that you have always liked me, it said that you put two pieces of fresh meat in my basket this morning..."
The fox squinted his eyes in silence, and asked leisurely for a while, "You ask me what the sun, moon, and stars really want to say?"
The crow grinned, "Then do you know what my name is? Once I heard that you liked me, I forgot what my name was."
2.
The sun is just rising and the snowman is starting to melt.
When it was in a hurry, it pulled the dark cloud in front of it, and the dark cloud staggered and fell on the mountain. The animals on the mountain woke up, rolled their eyes and continued to sleep.
Wu Yun supported his old waist and stood up slowly, pointing at the sun and scolding angrily: "Why? It comes out every year, is it endless?"
The sun glanced at the snowman through the gap in the clouds, and lazily said: "Brother, please be considerate, the child in the world hasn't woken up yet."
The dark cloud kicked the sun in a gesture, attracting a gust of wind, and the snowman sneezed, awakening the sleeping child.
The child threw off the quilt and ran outside, circling the snowman.
He touched the snowman's arm for a while, tightened the snowman's scarf for a while, and finally hugged it and ran back into the house.
Wu Yun lay sideways with his legs crossed, "Snowman, goodbye."
Snowman glanced at the immature face in the room, smiled slightly, "Goodbye."
"See you at the old place next year." The sun poked his head out and stretched out his hands to the snowman.
3.
The rabbit's leg was broken by the hunter's gun, and he hid in the wolf's house while fleeing.
Wolves have lived here for many years, and no animal dared to come here. It was a bit at a loss to suddenly break into such a dying thing.
It shook the rabbit's head and asked loudly, "What's wrong with you?"
Rabbit stared at Venus and laughed angrily, "I'm crazy."
"Ah?" The wolf backed away in shock, "If you bite me madly, I won't be polite."
The rabbit stared at the wolf with red eyes, and suddenly passed out without a breath.
When it woke up and saw its bulging legs, it couldn't help lamenting, "It's better to be eaten by hunters."
While carrying the radish soup, the wolf muttered, "The little food I have left."
Reluctantly handing it to the rabbit, the rabbit was not polite, and licked his tongue eagerly, "Is there any more?"
"Ah?" The wolf's heart throbbed, thinking, this rabbit is too good to eat, I haven't drunk the bowl I secretly hid.
After Mo Mo Chi Chi Chi brought it, the rabbit had a meal, and the bottom of the bowl was turned upside down, not a single drop was left, "We have a lot of radishes at home, I will return them to you when I am ready."
"Give me back what?" the wolf asked suspiciously.
"Carrot." The rabbit went back to get ready to sleep.
The wolf tugged at the rabbit's tail, wondering: "Can you give me something else, I don't want to eat carrots."
"What do you want to eat?"
"Meat."
The rabbit immediately jumped out when he heard the words, and the wolf stood at the door in a daze, "Hey, I'm just kidding, radishes are also fine, in fact, I have long since switched to vegetarianism."
The rabbit stopped and shouted: "Why do you have radishes in your house?"
"It's for rabbits who don't sleep most of the night." The wolf smiled, "Can you teach me how to grow radishes? I want to stock up some radish cakes for the winter."
Rabbit paused, "I don't like carrot cake."
"What about the radish?"
"do not like."
"Where's the shredded radish?"
"do not like."
"Carrot balls?"
"do not like."
"If so what do you like?"
The rabbit blinked and smiled slightly, "There is grass beside the nest, wolf meat."
For a moment, a burst of howling ghosts and wolves ran through the entire forest, and the smirk of the rabbit echoed in the small house on the edge of the forest. (The wolf is scared to cry, the rabbit does not eat the wolf, it is still cute)
4.
"Once upon a time there was a child who could only fall asleep after listening to a bedtime story."
"and then?"
"bed time story."
"..."
"Bedtime story. Well, it's time for the second time, you should go to bed."
5.
"Is Snow White really Snow White?"
"No, because the princess is pretty."
"Is the princess a girl?"
"uncertain."
"What is jealousy?"
"Everyone else has exactly what I want."
"The prince lied to Qinqin, can you lock him up?"
The little girl asked her grandma seriously, and the grandma adjusted her glasses and said slowly, "Yes, my little one, as it is now." The grandma kissed the girl, and smiled: "All children who have been kissed must close their eyes." Eyes, hear the night's gift of tomorrow."
6.
The princess was forced to marry and ran to live with the dragon.
The evil dragon pushed but did not push, and said with a mournful face, "Princess, you have gained weight again."
The princess shook the fat on her waist, sprayed saliva on the dragon's face, "Nonsense, obviously you are fat."
The evil dragon expressed his aggrievedness. How can I be a dragon? How can I be bullied so much that I have nowhere to stretch my waist? He made up his mind to drive the princess out this time.
The evil dragon said kindly: "Would you like to live with the knight?"
The princess roared: "Why!"
The evil dragon cried and said, "You stepped on my tail."
Princess: "Oh. Your tail is so big, why should I step on it!"
Dragon: "I hide flower seeds under my tail, what if you trample on them?"
Princess: "Why do you eat flowers instead?"
The evil dragon: "Hmph, it's not like you, a stupid princess, who gets lost every time I come here. I'll plant flowers to guide you, so that I won't look for you all over the mountain like last time."
The princess remembered that she had been lost for three days and three nights last time, and she couldn't help becoming angry with embarrassment: "It's not because you are too fat, you can only live so far away!"
The evil dragon was wronged: "Tomorrow will be reduced, nagging the princess."
When we first got together, we could talk about the trivial things that happened every day for most of the night. When we were about to break up, I picked up the phone and didn’t know what to say, just like when I first chased you, I didn’t know what to chat with you, so I kept calling for a long time Words are deleted one by one, but there are two mentalities, the former is tired, and the latter is hesitant to speak
(End of this chapter)
"I still want to go back to the age of five. I don't have to look at the moon and stars in the early morning every day, and I don't have to wake up and plunge into words and ancient prose to be a desperate Saburo. Chase the wind that cannot be caught."
[cp] Some short and cute bedtime stories
1.
"Do you know what the moon is called?"
"moon."
"Do you know what the sun is called?"
"sun."
"Then do you know what a star is called?"
"……Star."
"Then do you know your own name?"
The fox raised his paw and poked the crow's head, and pulled out a few hairs by the way, and said viciously, "Didn't I just cheat you of a piece of meat, why are you pestering me like this?"
The crow folded its wings shyly and said timidly: "But brother monkey said that you have always liked me, it said that you put two pieces of fresh meat in my basket this morning..."
The fox squinted his eyes in silence, and asked leisurely for a while, "You ask me what the sun, moon, and stars really want to say?"
The crow grinned, "Then do you know what my name is? Once I heard that you liked me, I forgot what my name was."
2.
The sun is just rising and the snowman is starting to melt.
When it was in a hurry, it pulled the dark cloud in front of it, and the dark cloud staggered and fell on the mountain. The animals on the mountain woke up, rolled their eyes and continued to sleep.
Wu Yun supported his old waist and stood up slowly, pointing at the sun and scolding angrily: "Why? It comes out every year, is it endless?"
The sun glanced at the snowman through the gap in the clouds, and lazily said: "Brother, please be considerate, the child in the world hasn't woken up yet."
The dark cloud kicked the sun in a gesture, attracting a gust of wind, and the snowman sneezed, awakening the sleeping child.
The child threw off the quilt and ran outside, circling the snowman.
He touched the snowman's arm for a while, tightened the snowman's scarf for a while, and finally hugged it and ran back into the house.
Wu Yun lay sideways with his legs crossed, "Snowman, goodbye."
Snowman glanced at the immature face in the room, smiled slightly, "Goodbye."
"See you at the old place next year." The sun poked his head out and stretched out his hands to the snowman.
3.
The rabbit's leg was broken by the hunter's gun, and he hid in the wolf's house while fleeing.
Wolves have lived here for many years, and no animal dared to come here. It was a bit at a loss to suddenly break into such a dying thing.
It shook the rabbit's head and asked loudly, "What's wrong with you?"
Rabbit stared at Venus and laughed angrily, "I'm crazy."
"Ah?" The wolf backed away in shock, "If you bite me madly, I won't be polite."
The rabbit stared at the wolf with red eyes, and suddenly passed out without a breath.
When it woke up and saw its bulging legs, it couldn't help lamenting, "It's better to be eaten by hunters."
While carrying the radish soup, the wolf muttered, "The little food I have left."
Reluctantly handing it to the rabbit, the rabbit was not polite, and licked his tongue eagerly, "Is there any more?"
"Ah?" The wolf's heart throbbed, thinking, this rabbit is too good to eat, I haven't drunk the bowl I secretly hid.
After Mo Mo Chi Chi Chi brought it, the rabbit had a meal, and the bottom of the bowl was turned upside down, not a single drop was left, "We have a lot of radishes at home, I will return them to you when I am ready."
"Give me back what?" the wolf asked suspiciously.
"Carrot." The rabbit went back to get ready to sleep.
The wolf tugged at the rabbit's tail, wondering: "Can you give me something else, I don't want to eat carrots."
"What do you want to eat?"
"Meat."
The rabbit immediately jumped out when he heard the words, and the wolf stood at the door in a daze, "Hey, I'm just kidding, radishes are also fine, in fact, I have long since switched to vegetarianism."
The rabbit stopped and shouted: "Why do you have radishes in your house?"
"It's for rabbits who don't sleep most of the night." The wolf smiled, "Can you teach me how to grow radishes? I want to stock up some radish cakes for the winter."
Rabbit paused, "I don't like carrot cake."
"What about the radish?"
"do not like."
"Where's the shredded radish?"
"do not like."
"Carrot balls?"
"do not like."
"If so what do you like?"
The rabbit blinked and smiled slightly, "There is grass beside the nest, wolf meat."
For a moment, a burst of howling ghosts and wolves ran through the entire forest, and the smirk of the rabbit echoed in the small house on the edge of the forest. (The wolf is scared to cry, the rabbit does not eat the wolf, it is still cute)
4.
"Once upon a time there was a child who could only fall asleep after listening to a bedtime story."
"and then?"
"bed time story."
"..."
"Bedtime story. Well, it's time for the second time, you should go to bed."
5.
"Is Snow White really Snow White?"
"No, because the princess is pretty."
"Is the princess a girl?"
"uncertain."
"What is jealousy?"
"Everyone else has exactly what I want."
"The prince lied to Qinqin, can you lock him up?"
The little girl asked her grandma seriously, and the grandma adjusted her glasses and said slowly, "Yes, my little one, as it is now." The grandma kissed the girl, and smiled: "All children who have been kissed must close their eyes." Eyes, hear the night's gift of tomorrow."
6.
The princess was forced to marry and ran to live with the dragon.
The evil dragon pushed but did not push, and said with a mournful face, "Princess, you have gained weight again."
The princess shook the fat on her waist, sprayed saliva on the dragon's face, "Nonsense, obviously you are fat."
The evil dragon expressed his aggrievedness. How can I be a dragon? How can I be bullied so much that I have nowhere to stretch my waist? He made up his mind to drive the princess out this time.
The evil dragon said kindly: "Would you like to live with the knight?"
The princess roared: "Why!"
The evil dragon cried and said, "You stepped on my tail."
Princess: "Oh. Your tail is so big, why should I step on it!"
Dragon: "I hide flower seeds under my tail, what if you trample on them?"
Princess: "Why do you eat flowers instead?"
The evil dragon: "Hmph, it's not like you, a stupid princess, who gets lost every time I come here. I'll plant flowers to guide you, so that I won't look for you all over the mountain like last time."
The princess remembered that she had been lost for three days and three nights last time, and she couldn't help becoming angry with embarrassment: "It's not because you are too fat, you can only live so far away!"
The evil dragon was wronged: "Tomorrow will be reduced, nagging the princess."
When we first got together, we could talk about the trivial things that happened every day for most of the night. When we were about to break up, I picked up the phone and didn’t know what to say, just like when I first chased you, I didn’t know what to chat with you, so I kept calling for a long time Words are deleted one by one, but there are two mentalities, the former is tired, and the latter is hesitant to speak
(End of this chapter)
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