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Chapter 36 So, It Wasn't My Fault To Become A Rotten Girl, Right?
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I showed the red envelope on my lap to Xiaolu with a sad face. Although it was winter, mosquitoes were still so rampant.

"Well, it would be great if all the mosquitoes in the world belonged to males." Xiaolu said in surprise, "You fucking gay, don't you even plan to let mosquitoes go?"

"...Male mosquitoes can't suck blood, okay?"

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Watching "Braveheart", a scene where Scottish farmers challenged British soldiers in order to defend their home and country, Scottish men raised their skirts to show their naked lower body to show humiliation, I was shocked at that time!So I went back to freeze frame to make sure that foreigners were really so open (actually, there was a nude scene of Wallace's beloved wife dedicating herself to art before this film...), but the facts told me, yes.The sad thing is that when I repeatedly retreated and stopped to observe accurately, I was hit by a deer.Xiao Lu smiled contemptuously and said, "I won't say anything."

...Don't be like this, just say a few words.Although I know what you're trying to say...

Watching a movie again, it is the domestic film "It's Okay to Have Fun", played by Feng Gong.There is a scene where Feng Gong's third brother gets married, and the fifth brother gets drunk, thinking of how aggrieved he is living in his home, he can't help but cry aloud.So Feng Gong took him outside, and the two brothers hugged each other and talked to each other.When he saw this, Xiao Lu stopped and took a screenshot.

"What are you doing?"

"Tell me, if I show this picture to the rotten girls, and say that the two people in the picture are crying because of the reason of 'the lover is married, and the bride is not me', will they be very interested?"

"...Forget the domestic films."

Another time we watched "My Name Is Khan". There was a scene where Khan and his younger brother settled their suspicions. The younger brother who felt guilty about his elder brother humbly said to Khan, "Brother, please come in."

When Xiao Lu saw this, he ran away suddenly, picked up a pen and paper and started drawing fan pictures.

"What are you doing?"

"The line just now made me feel like I want to draw a picture of incest brotherly love..."

I imagined my younger brother sticking out his chrysanthemum and saying, "Brother, please come in"... Tears couldn't help but wet my eyes.

Another time (enough!) we watched Chen Kaige's "Jing Ke Assassinates the King of Qin". On the way, he laughed lewdly, "Your Majesty, itchy, itchy"... Xiaolu and I looked at each other and sighed together.

"So, it's not my fault to become a rotten girl?"

"Yes, it's all bad for men in the world..."

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Passing by a building with Xiaolu, he wrote "Panji Building".Xiao Lu said, no need to ask, this is a mansion occupied by homosexuals.

I think if I hang out with this person a few more times, China will become a country made up of gays.

Having said that, I found that the current network is very abnormal.All kinds of jokes, micro-novels, comics... There are a lot of things related to Ji.Especially after Singles' Day, this momentum tends to overflow.So I discussed with Xiaolu what is going on with this atmosphere.

Xiaolu said: "It's easy to understand. Those men who have been single for too long can no longer bear the loneliness of being alone, so they tell themselves, even if it is a mess, I will never be alone again on Singles' Day next year... ...so gay is the future trend of social development.”

The future society is too scary...

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It seems that it has been a while since my dear roommates such as uncle, painter, and glasses have been mentioned!Then let's mention it!One day, I went to the supermarket with the gay guy named Glasses. When I saw some parents pushing shopping carts and their children were sitting in the car, I joked with Glasses: "This supermarket sells children, we buy them. Let's go back together." Glasses turned to look at me when he heard the words, and asked softly: "Then, you and I will have a child, right?"

... My lesson is never to joke like that with gay guys.

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Sina held a Weibo light novel contest, and I also actively participated.After conceiving, I thought of such a novel:

He is ugly.She is also ugly.But she always praised him for being beautiful. "Why?" "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." One day they were both in a car accident and she died, but he was blind but received her cornea as a gift. From then on, he looked in the mirror again and saw that he was extremely handsome.Go to the hospital to explain the situation and ask for the cornea to be removed. "Why? Isn't it good to see yourself handsome?" "But whenever I want to see her picture, I see a very beautiful strange woman."

I read this proud work to Spectacle, hoping to see his opinion.The glasses first expressed affirmation, and then felt that there was a fly in the ointment. "It's less shocking." "Then how do you change it?" "Look at mine."

So the above was changed by the glasses to this:

She is ugly.He is also ugly.But he always praised her for being pretty. "Why?" "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." One day they were both involved in a car accident, and he died, but she was blind but received his cornea as a gift.When I looked in the mirror, I saw my face as before.However, when he met his father one day, he found that the other person in his eyes was a charming old handsome guy.

"How about it? There are fantasy, romance, and even incest. If you use this article to compete, you will definitely win the championship." Glasses said excitedly.

...Crown your sister!If this kind of thing can win an award, Sina is almost finished!Are you a gay group as a judge? !
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Go to Shanghai to see the World Expo with my uncle.On the car from the airport to the Expo, I woke up and found that the car TV was playing a loud movie, so I asked the uncle what movie it was.The uncle said: "Saving Big B Ryan."

I asked, "Haven't you seen it?"

"No."

"It's so shameful, I look down on you. You don't have to watch other movies, you have to watch this kind of blockbuster movie every year, right? You are too outdated. Besides, it's so early..."

The uncle said: "What nonsense are you talking about, haven't you seen it yourself?"

"What! You...how did you find out?"

"Didn't you just ask me what movie this is?"

... This man is really smart.

We booked a hotel online in advance.That night, when we checked in, we found that although the hotel was located in a remote location, the environment was actually clean and tidy, and we immediately liked it.But in an instant, the goodwill was shattered!Because the bathroom... the wall of the bathroom facing the bedroom is actually made of glass, it's transparent!Transparent!What is the value of this wall?My uncle and I were silent for a long time, and then I asked, "Did you book a honeymoon suite by mistake?"

"... Absolutely not."

"Then explain this wall? Isn't it obvious that one person is taking a bath while the other is enjoying it?!"

"But if it's a sex suite, there should be a mirror on the ceiling, and the bed is heart-shaped and can be rotated..."

"Shut up! How do we shower at night?!"

So, my uncle and I thought about it.Since there is nothing above that wall, there is no way to hang a curtain or something to conceal it. I want to move the cabinet or something to block it, and there is not such a big piece of furniture.I really had no choice, so I said to the uncle: "Otherwise, when one person takes a shower, the other person shrinks in the corner and doesn't look at the wall."

"...No. Think of another way."

"Why not? Is it over if you don't watch it? Why is that so difficult to do? How worried are you about me?"

"Actually, I'm worried about myself..."

"..." I said in my heart that uncle really deserves to hang out with glasses and painters for too long.

Then we went back to thinking hard.At this time, I was suddenly brilliant, because I found that there was a bulge like a window frame on the top of the glass.So I found a large bath towel from the bathroom.It was difficult, but I still hung the towel on the bump!Actually hung up!

But the uncle looked at my work and asked worriedly: "Will it not fall?"

"No, it's solid."

"What if it suddenly falls off in the middle of washing, and the prosperity is gone, how amazing it will feel."

"It's a thriller. Damn, why are you so shy when you're both men? In fact, it shouldn't matter if we both take a shower together!"

The uncle shook his head desperately when he heard the words, showing a simple side that made me feel strange.

Then the uncle walked into the bathroom, stood behind the glass to compare the height, and screamed: "No way! This towel is only enough to cover the upper body, and the lower body is completely exposed! What's the point of covering the upper body? Are you emphasizing the lower body? !"

I immediately felt that this person was really troublesome.Later, the problem was solved like this: I pushed a chair, and then put my big backpack on the chair, and finally barely blocked the lower body.

The uncle carefully observed those gaps again, as if he felt that my eyes were all-pervasive.

"All right!"

"But look, there is still a gap here, in case you lie on it and look in..."

"Damn, I'm not glasses, how could I do such a perverted thing!" I was angry and anxious, "Are you going to wash it? If not, I'll wash it first!"

The uncle seemed to be very happy to let me eat crabs first, and he agreed immediately.

So I walked into the bathroom, into the shower... Through the glass, I could see the towels and backpack outside, and then the light from the gap, it was really a bit strange, so I turned my back to Wash with glass.

As soon as I went out after washing, the uncle said to me excitedly: "Actually, my worries are completely unnecessary! As soon as you take a shower, the heat will evaporate and the glass will be blurred immediately!"

...After making trouble for a long time, you still lay on the gap and looked in!Otherwise, how do you know that the glass is blurred!

Then the uncle happily went in to take a bath.But after washing for a while, he yelled inside: "Hey, did you have hot water when you washed just now?"

"Yes! Otherwise, why is the glass blurry?" I replied angrily.

"Why is there no hot water now?"

"How did you turn that button?" I had no choice but to remind me verbally.

"I said, can you come in and help me fix it?" It turned out that the uncle was even more stupid than I imagined, and he couldn't figure it out for a long time.

"...True or false! Now you want me to go in again?"

"Please, I'm freezing to death..."

I had to go in.At that time, I was inexplicably a little nervous... When I opened the door of the shower room, the naked uncle was huddling in the corner with his back to me and telling me "Hurry up" or something like that.And I adjusted the hot water while looking at the person's figure.In the end, I couldn't help but want to say to him: "You just tried your best to avoid leaking out... What's the point of it?"

(End of this chapter)