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Chapter 38 I only know that attacking is more powerful than receiving
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It's the twelfth lunar month of winter, and the end of the year is approaching, and it's time to buy train tickets to go home again.Went to the station with Xiaolu.The weather is so cold, the wind keeps blowing, and there is still a thin drizzle.I saw countless people queuing up in the square.I hugged the little deer and said, "Is it cold? Can you bear it?" The little deer said with shining big eyes, "I can bear it! I am full of strength now!" I thought to myself how strong she is, and I looked up at her Until she stared intently at a team—all men, each with their chests attached to their backs, and their crotches attached to their hips, forming a magnificent and delicate long dragon...

Can't you gain power in other ways? !
2
When I was young, because I was very introverted and quiet, I didn’t have many friends, so I just stayed in the room and read books all day long.At that time, the only person who would play with me was my cousin. He was one year older than me, but he was much more mature than me in all aspects, especially his lively and cheerful.He has so many friends and so many ways to have fun that he can think of, which makes me deeply admire him.So I love to run after my cousin.But when my cousin gets angry, he will say to me: "I won't be with you!"

Like thunder, I begged, "No, it's my fault."

My cousin said: "Hmph! Don't follow me from now on."

"How will you be willing to be nice to me again?"

"If you don't follow, you won't follow."

"No, otherwise, shall I give you the little book I bought?"

"Humph!"

"Don't you like my toy car very much? May I give it to you?"

"Humph!"

"Please, don't be nice to me..."

When I grow up, I think back to the time I had with my cousin, and I feel that my childhood was so lonely that it was so lonely...

3
I am a fan of Osamu Tezuka.I have read almost all of his comics in Chinese.You have to know how many works he has, so I can proudly claim that I am more than half of Tezuka.That day I suddenly remembered that Astro Boy has a younger brother.Maybe many people don't know it?He came out as a substitute for Astro Boy, and his abilities are comparable to Astro Boy, but he has a bad mind and a bad appearance, and he was simply abandoned by the author in the later stage... Anyway, I think of him and feel very nostalgic.So I tried my best to search for information about him on the Internet, but the information was really scarce, and I was very busy.The little deer came over and asked, "What are you doing?"

I said, "I'm looking for Astro Boy's younger brother."

"You're a perverted fag! You're even interested in Astro Boy's private parts!" Xiaolu accused me shyly.

... This brother doesn't mean that!
Ever since I first learned about "Astro Boy", I have been thinking about this question: Can Astro Boy's shorts be taken off?Because I feel like he wears those shorts all the time!I've never seen him take it off and change it!Occasionally he seems to be wearing other clothes, but the shorts are still worn inside!When it's time to fight, you can see the shorts by peeling off the outer clothes!Black shiny shorts!Does Astro Boy have many identical pairs of shorts that keep him constantly changing, or is he a robot and the shorts are part of his body, maybe even painted on?I really don't want to believe that the brave, upright and lovely Astro Boy has never changed his shorts since he was born, and has always been wearing the same pair of shorts!
I discussed this doubt with Xiaolu, and she looked at me with contempt and said, "You are so concerned about whether a little Zhengfu's shorts can be taken off, you are really a pervert among gays."

4
Go to eat Dexter with the deer.There are many middle school students in the store, and the life of middle school students is really good now.We ate and listened to their chats.I only heard a boy ask another boy: "Hey, why hasn't so-and-so come?" The other boy answered him with a smile: "Your lover, how would I know? Hehe..." Then they laughed shyly Let's fight together...

Xiaolu said that this paragraph is really too much to eat.I am deeply worried about the future of the motherland.

5
Because I often read Japanese comics and eat Japanese food, Glasses asked me: "Do you like Japan very much?"

I said, "It's not bad. I really like some things in Japan. What's the matter? Oh, are you a cynic?"

Glasses said: "Then where can I do it? Don't I often watch Japanese GV and BL manga? But do you know what kind of Japanese culture I admire the most?"

"what is it?"

"It's the habit of rubbing each other's backs that is very prevalent in public bathhouses in Japan. Think about how wonderful it is, a man strips naked in front of you, and you can touch his body openly..."

As soon as he said it, I suddenly felt that rubbing my back was super wretched.

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Go to the post office to collect the manuscript fee.There was a female staff member I knew well before, and since she saw my remittance slip with the manuscript fee written on it, whenever I came, she would always give me a look that satisfied my vanity, and after we got acquainted, she even gave me my identity. I didn’t even read the certificate, and started to stamp the remittance slip with a “click” after receiving it. What a loving tacit understanding.Immediately, receiving the remittance slip became a very happy thing without mentioning the money.

As a result, when I went there today, I saw a man with a bitter face as soon as I entered the door.

"What do you need sir?"

"Uh, get the remittance."

"Please show your ID. Have you filled out the back of the remittance slip?"

"Filled out."

"Okay, let me handle it for you."

When he handled it quickly, I observed carefully, and I did not find the girl.After thinking about it, I asked, "Why isn't that girl here?" and described the girl's appearance.

"Oh, she, she resigned. I'm here to replace her, and I haven't started working for a long time. Do you know her? It doesn't matter, what she can do well, I can do well. Hehe." He suddenly smiled heartily.

I suddenly felt a subtle sense of loss.In fact, I didn't have any special thoughts about that girl... Afterwards, I stopped talking, and after receiving the money, I turned around and left silently.

"Sir." I was stopped, and I turned around to see that hard-working man staring at me, and then he asked seriously, "How? Are you satisfied with my service? Can I replace her?"

... What kind of question is this!Why do you care about such crap?You can never replace her!

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The weather is getting colder and colder!This is simply the coldest winter in recent years!At this time, I really envy people with heating in the house.Even without a heater, it's not bad to be guaranteed to keep a hand in your pocket for warmth.But for those of us who need to type with two hands, it is very troublesome.The painter I lived with was also troubled.Because he wants to draw with a palette in his hand and a paintbrush in his hand at the same time.I saw that he trembled all over when he was cold, he couldn't even hold the paintbrush, and he trembled even more when he touched the canvas, and then the painting was destroyed...Because the weather was so cold, the painter's brain seemed to be frozen A little short circuit.That night he went to take a shower, only to find that he forgot to bring a change of clothes after he went in.What was even more unfortunate was that he threw the clothes he took off directly into the washbasin filled with water, and immediately after taking a bath, he appeared in a lonely and helpless state.Later, he took a deep breath, opened the bathroom door suddenly, and tried to rush back to his room, and made some inexplicable sounds of "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Glasses was talking in the living room, so we witnessed this unsightly scene together.

The painter covered his shame with a towel, and his whole body, including his teeth, was trembling. Please don’t get me wrong, the truth is actually... I listened and said with sympathy: "You should put on your clothes first..."

When the artist trembled and ran back to the room to get dressed, the glasses asked with concern at the door: "Do you want me to help you warm up?"

"...No!" Through the door, the painter replied in horror.

Glasses shook his head with a wry smile, and said to me, "I didn't expect him to be so shy and reserved in such a cold weather."

"Yeah, I didn't expect such a cold weather to be able to freeze your affection..."

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The painter knocked on the door of my uncle and I, and said awkwardly and shyly, "I have a very embarrassing request...can you be my mannequin?"

...What kind of request is this!My uncle and I immediately refused, the common reason being that we are not in good shape.

"Please, I want to finish this painting as soon as possible and submit it." The painter said.

"But it's so cold now, I'm afraid I'll have diarrhea after a while..." I said.

"No. I bought a small heater and turned it on to make it very warm," said the painter.

We still don't do it.At this time the glasses came over, he smiled and put his arms around the artist and said, "I heard it all, let me help you."

Then he took off his shirt in spite of the cold, and for the first time we saw the profound connotation under his frail appearance: Ya, Ya actually has four-pack abs!Even the painter was stunned!

But it can be seen that the painter really doesn't want to turn to the glasses, but now he is obviously desperate, and he actually holds the hands of the glasses and says, "Then please!"

When the painter and the glasses walked into their room one after the other, the uncle smiled and said: "Be careful not to freeze to death." The painter immediately replied: "No, close the door tightly, and the heating will not go out. .”

And the glasses also said with a smile while undressing: "That is, if the door is not closed tightly, I will not do it."

Before the door was closed, we seemed to see the terrified expression on the painter's face that led the wolf into the room... Later, we made up a lot of things in our brains.

9
Xiaobei asked the children in class: "Do you know the story of Liu Bei's three visits to the thatched cottage to invite Zhuge Liang?" I ran into Zhuge Liang in the latrine~"

After Xiaobei recounted the funny stories in her class to us, we asked, "How did you correct him later?"

"I told them that in fact Zhuge Liang's thatched hut was engaged in a special business that disturbed the foundation, and Liu Bei patronized him once, twice or thrice..."

...should be joking, right?This teacher...

Xiaolu and I have always wondered how long the rotten female teacher Xiaobei can stay in this line of work.But judging from the fact that she won an award for outstanding teaching staff, she is unexpectedly more recognized than we thought... We asked Xiaobei how she gets along with the children now?Xiaobei said: "Not only is it good, but now many children regard me as a friend. For example, there are often children who will whisper in my ear, teacher, look at Lin Weidong and Chen Jianguo are always playing together, are they stirring up trouble?" "

...Let's report her to the Education Bureau...

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The new version of "Water Margin" is on the air.Before I watched it, I saw two screenshots on the Internet. One was a eunuch praising Lin Chong who had suffered a lot and said: "Instructor Lin is really a fish and a wild goose, a shameful flower in a closed moon." Said: "Zhishen, from today on, you can sleep in my room!"

... Xiao Lu therefore said that she must watch the new Water Margin, but I firmly opposed it.

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Still because of the cold weather, when I go out with Xiaolu, she will always put her cold hands into my pockets without any explanation, hold my hands, and then ruthlessly deprive me of sharing my body temperature.But whenever I had cold hands and feet and hoped she would reciprocate, she always said no.I said angrily, "Do you know that giving is more blessed than receiving?"

Xiao Lu said: "I only know that attacking is more powerful than receiving."

"..."

(End of this chapter)