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Chapter 40 Who would use black pepper to add flavor to black tea!

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During the summer vacation of 2010, I planned an overseas trip with Xiaolu, my friend Feiyu and his wife Maomao.Before that, we had a lot of brainstorming about where to go, and finally decided to go to Phuket.It is a small island near Thailand. It is said that it is a holy place for leisure, vacation and water play. It is not worse than the famous Bali. After confirming it, I told Xiaolu.Xiaolu's first reaction was: "Do you want to go back to your hometown?"

I said: "What?"

"Thailand is a stronghold of gays! And you are gay."

"Are you mistaken? Thailand is the stronghold of ladyboys."

"Oh, so you're actually a shemale?"

"..." Suddenly, I really don't want to go with her.

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Fat Yu and Mao Mao are newly married, and this trip abroad is also a honeymoon.Ordinarily, a honeymoon trip is only possible in a world of two people, a man and a widow. Little Lu doesn't understand why we have to be light bulbs for others.I explained to her that she doesn't mind, and besides, we can share the expenses and take care of each other, right?Besides, Fat Yu and I have been playing together since kindergarten, and we have a very good relationship.

"During college, the two of us went to Dajin Lake to play together." I said.

"Oh!" Little Lu immediately asked, "How did you live then?"

"Of course I share a room with him."

"One room means you use the same bathroom to shower and then sleep in the same bed?"

"..."

It's over, if my old friend finds out that my girlfriend is a super corrupt girl... what should I do...

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Fat Yu and I have known each other for a long time, but this is the first time for Xiao Lu to meet them. At first, I was worried that they would not have much to say if they were not familiar with each other. Wouldn't it mean that I would have to create the atmosphere by myself, how embarrassing it would be.Fortunately, Feiyu and his wife are very talkative, and they are like old friends after coming and going.

I was very happy to see Xiaolu talking and laughing happily with Fat Yu and his wife, and secretly said to her: "You are not restrained, you can let go, I am really relieved."

Xiao Lu smiled, and suddenly said to me in a mysterious tone: "I found that you and Fat Fish are very suitable in height and shape, and they are suitable for a match, but you are still subject."

"...Damn it, please don't tarnish the pure friendship we grew up wearing the same pair of pants, okay?!"

Xiao Lu's eyes lit up when he heard the words: "The same pair of pants? Are they underwear? Your friendship is to exchange underwear with each other?"

... You have adapted too quickly!Don't let it go!
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Both Fat Fish and Mao Mao are not geeks, but this does not prevent us from getting along.The cat and the deer are still very close.Watching them put their heads together, whispering and laughing from time to time, I think the girls' friendship is so cute.Taking the opportunity, I asked Xiao Lu: "What are you talking about? Mao Mao seems to be very happy."

Xiao Lu raised her head: "It's nothing, I just taught her how to distinguish between men who are offensive and who are receiving."

...Wow, how could you do this to my good friend's daughter-in-law!I was about to run away, when Fat Fish came over, he asked me: "Just now my wife pointed at you and said to me 'his body shape should be Shou', I don't understand, what does it mean?"

What Fat Fish said made me so embarrassed that I wanted to pray that our plane crashed. I snarled at Xiaolu: "It's fine if you talk nonsense to me, but how can you do this to others? How should I answer the question Fat Fish asked me? ?Also, why everyone sees me as suffering? Why do I have to suffer? "

Xiaolu quickly asked: "So you want to do Gong?"

...Ahhhh, no!What a bad trip!Just cancel it!
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While waiting to board the plane to Phuket in Bangkok, Xiaolu's cell phone was running out of battery, so he needed to find a place to charge it.After searching and searching, I finally found a plug of a suitable size. Unfortunately, the length of the charger is limited, and it is not enough to extend the phone to the point where it can be placed on a chair. Xiaolu had to stand next to the socket with the phone.So she wanted to find a way to solve this tired situation, and finally, she came up with a way, and she said to me: "Come and help me get it."

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There is a public computer at the airport, which can actually access the domestic network, which makes us very happy.Because once we left the country, our mobile phones were collectively disabled, and we completely lost contact with China.We took turns surfing Baidu, Sina and so on around the public computer, and I even had the urge to read online comics.However, Fei Yu and his wife Mao Mao, who were traveling with him, were obviously more exaggerated. They actually logged into QQ Zone and started "making cards".

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On the plane to Phuket, a flight attendant would go door-to-door during lunch time asking passengers what they would like to eat. The options included chicken noodle and pork rice.The stewardess asked me in broken Chinese: "Chicken noodles or pork rice?" I thought about it for a while and decided to compare my heart, so I answered her in English: "Pig." Then I got the pork rice.But Xiaolu looked at me contemptuously and said, "It should be 'Pocket'."

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After eating, I found that there was still a packet of ingredients on the plate, but I couldn't understand what was written on it, so I asked my old friend Fat Fish.After looking at it carefully, he said affirmatively: "This is added to the tea to make it more tasteful." So I tore open the package excitedly, poured it all into the tea, and found out...it was black pepper.Who would use black pepper to add flavor to black tea!
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There is a restaurant with a good atmosphere near the hotel where we live. You can see that the plants on the table are not flowers but a pot of grass.Xiaolu asked: "Why do you put grass?" I said: "That's actually shallots. This is a self-service style. They eat and feel that they need green onions, so they pull them out and add them to the dishes." This advanced joke I later They have to say it every day when they pass by that restaurant, and they gradually stopped laughing, and the first laugh was like a mockery.

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A rich and delicious breakfast is served every morning.In line with freshness and greed, the food taken by the four of us filled the entire table.I later found out that we were the most disheveled group of all the guests.Foreigners eat according to their means, but we have brought the extravagant and wasteful habits of the Chinese abroad.

Xiaolu said: "Isn't it bad if you take so much and can't finish it?"

I said, "Yes, the waiter must be very sad." So I took a bite of all the food to show that I did my best.

Xiao Lu said: "This is even more extreme. People who you didn't eat may secretly put it back on the dinner plate."

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We ate at a restaurant called "Nature". Although it was not delicious, the environment was very charming, built against trees and full of plants.The most surprising thing is that they process and utilize a lot of waste in an environmentally friendly way.For example, the table we used to eat was transformed from a sewing machine, and the fish tanks that can be seen everywhere are black and white TV sets, through which you can see the fish swimming... I was so excited to take many photos like this.

When I went back and showed it to my dad, he sighed and said, "It seems that Phuket is a very poor place. Their TVs are really old."

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In the process of playing in Phuket Island, the biggest loss is losing a pair of sunglasses.It was on a small island called Maya. The place is not big, but the scenery is beautiful, and you can play in the water.I lifted up the sunglasses and pinned them on my forehead like goggles. I saw a wave rushing towards me, so I jumped up to avoid it, and then landed...the sunglasses fell into the water.At that time, I immediately squatted down to look for it. Unexpectedly, there were seven volumes and eight volumes of evil waves, and the whereabouts of the sunglasses disappeared...

At this time, I found a foreigner wearing a diving goggle nearby. I thought that if I could wear this thing and go into the water, I would have a better chance of finding it, so I went to ask the foreigner for help in broken English.After hearing what I said, the foreigner babbled a lot of things I couldn't understand, and I just took his diving goggles and put them on...

Then I immediately understood what he said to me, probably "It's okay to borrow from you, but my diving goggle has prescriptions, are you sure you want to wear it?"

(End of this chapter)