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Chapter 96 When a monster uses 36 tricks (for subscription)
Seeing this, the village girl looked at Shi Hao and said in a low voice:
"Master, I'm really not a monster. I'm from Baijia Village at the foot of the nearby mountain. I'm picking wild vegetables on the mountain today. I don't think I'll get lost."

As the village girl spoke, her stomach still made a "cuckoo cluck" sound.

In an instant, the village girl's face burst into red, her ears were also red all the way to the base of her neck, her face was so embarrassed that she didn't dare to look at Shi Hao and the others, her eyes wandered wildly, as if her daughter's family was shy when someone found out that something was embarrassing.

Seeing this, Qiyu approached Shi Hao and said in a low voice:

"Look, Third Junior Brother, a monster would react like her when someone hears her stomach screaming. She is really human, don't say that she is a monster."

After Qiyu finished speaking, before Shi Hao could open his mouth, he stepped forward with a bowl of steaming beef, handed it to the village girl, and said softly with a smile on his face:
"Female Bodhisattva, are you hungry? Eat something. My third junior brother is just too nervous. He always feels that there are monsters everywhere. Don't believe what he says, and don't be angry."

The village girl looked at the meat in Qi Yuzhu's bowl and swallowed her saliva, looking very greedy, staring at the meat's duplicity and evading:
"I suddenly appeared, and it is indeed a bit abnormal. It is understandable for the master to think that I am a monster. I am not angry, but I will not eat the food from the master. I beg the masters to take me out of the mountain together. I will wait Just pass by the stream and drink some water."

Qiyu didn't expect that the village girl was so hungry that her eyes were about to sink into the meat, and she still shied away from eating meat. Why would she drink water later? Qiyu thought she was scared by Shi Hao, so Very greedy and unwilling to accept it, Qiyu turned around and gave Shi Hao a stare.

Shi Hao felt that Qiyu gave him an inexplicable stare, and looked at Qiyu speechlessly.

Under Shi Hao's speechless gaze, Qiyu stuffed a bamboo bowl of meat into the village girl's hand, took the village girl's basket and put it next to Fahai, and called the village girl to come and sit where Shining Tiga Buddha was sitting just now. The location is on the stone next to Fahai.

Immediately, Qiyu broke off two branches, and kept scraping the skins on the branch rake to make chopsticks for the village girl.

The village girl looked at Shi Hao timidly, then walked to Fa Hai and sat down next to Fa Hai with a nervous expression.

The village girl seemed calm, but she was so excited that her blood boiled all over her body.

Smelling the smell coming from Fa Hai next to him, thinking that one bite of his flesh would give him immortality, and that he would have an everlasting appearance without taking any Yan Yan pills. The village girl wished she could swallow Fa Hai right away.

But the village girl knew that Shi Hao on the side was staring at her, and if there was any abnormality, he would definitely be the first to strike.

Although his cultivation level is higher than the three of them, but according to the gossip, it is said that Fa Hai practiced the physical body magic of Buddhism. If you can't bite it off, if you do it rashly, it will be difficult for these three people to call back Shining Tiga Buddha.

As Mrs. Bone, the village girl is not only good at changes, but also very good at perceiving people's hearts, and she is also very patient. Although she has long been eager to eat Fahai's meat, the village girl still sits so obediently, Watching Saitama making chopsticks.

Shi Hao looked at the village girl like this, watched her swallow her saliva continuously, and listened to the continuous cooing sounds coming from her stomach.

Now Shi Hao is sitting opposite the village girl, close to him, and observing closely, Shi Hao sees that the village girl's palms and fingertips are covered with calluses. It looks like hands that have been working all the year round, and there are many grass oars on her fingers.

The material of the clothes also looks very bad, very old, and there are many damaged places. The edges of the embroidered shoes are also covered with mud. On the hair, there are also dry weeds.

The basket next to the village girl is full of fresh wild vegetables, some of which still have mud on their roots. The color of the grass pulp at the break of the wild vegetables is the same as the color of the grass pulp on the village girl's fingers. According to the grass pulp, the wild vegetables should be made by herself. picked.

And after she sat next to Fa Hai, she didn't even look at Hai, she kept staring at the chopsticks in Saitama's hand, as if she really wanted to get chopsticks to eat meat.

Immediately, Shi Hao was not sure whether she was a real village girl or a monster.

If the monster changed, it would be too real. Apart from being too pretty, this village girl is just a common country girl.

Shi Hao thought that many monsters are very smart. Although this village girl is very similar to a real village girl, Shi Hao still keeps staring at the village girl, not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

After a while, Qiyu made the chopsticks and handed them to the village girl. The village girl looked at Qiyu with an innocent and pure smile, and after expressing her sincere thanks in a tone of voice, she began to gorge herself on the meat in the bamboo bowl in her hand.

It was as if she had been hungry for 800 years, but although the village girl ate meat ten times faster than Fa Hai, Shi Hao felt that she put the meat in her mouth and swallowed it without chewing, but she didn't look rude when she ate it. It looks pretty good.

Qiyu watched the village girl bury her head in eating meat, poked Shi Hao's arm, approached Shi Hao and said in a low voice:

"Third Junior Brother, look, I'll just say she's not a monster. If it's a monster, why would she eat meat like this!"

Shi Hao also felt that the village girl was an ordinary human village girl, but he insisted on saying in a low voice:

"Second Senior Brother, many monsters are good at changing disguises. Maybe she deliberately confuses us like this, so don't take it lightly."

Qiyu raised his hand and patted Shi Hao's head, and reprimanded in a low voice:
"Third Junior Brother, you are really stubborn and stubborn, forget it, I won't tell you, then just keep an eye on her!"

"Look at the one who starved her, hey, what a beautiful person! I really want to introduce a capable man to her, at least she won't be hungry."

As soon as Qiyu's words fell, the village girl finished a bowl of about a catty of meat, holding the empty bowl and staring greedily at the pile of food in front of Fa Hai, and timidly glanced at Shi Hao, and finally the village girl looked at Qiyu. Yu asked cautiously:
"Master, I... I'm not full yet, can I have something to eat?"

Before Qiyu could speak, Fahai poured half a bowl of hare meat into the village girl's bowl. Fahai said inarticulately while eating the meat:
"Keep eating, whatever you want, until you're full."

Although Fahai doesn't remember anything, but he is kind-hearted, he knows beauty and ugliness, and his hearing is even better. Looking at the cowardly and gluttonous appearance of this pretty village girl, listening to the constant gurgling in her stomach With a cooing sound, he immediately felt pity for her.

Qiyu also echoed Fa Haidao: "Yes, you can eat, eat whatever you like until you are full."

Shi Hao didn't say anything to stop him, nor did he speak, but he still looked at the village girl warily.

The village girl looked at the meat in the bowl, and her saliva was about to flow out. She looked at Fahai excitedly and thanked: "Thank you, Master, thank you very much."

The village girl was greedy for Fahai's meat, and Shi Hao thought that Qiyu and Fahai were greedy for the meat in her bowl.

The village girl thanked Qiyu and Fahai again, and then began to eat wildly. After eating half of the meat in the bowl, the village girl asked her carefully if she could eat the rest of the food in the bamboo bowl on the stone. .

Both Fahai and Qiyu readily agreed, and the village girl continued to pick up the food in the other bamboo bowls on the stone, but gradually, the village girl picked up the meat in front of Fahai.

The closer she gets to Fahai, the more agitated the village girl's blood becomes. She forcibly endures the desire for Fahai meat, and the village girl transfers her desire for Fahai meat to the dishes.

Shi Hao has been staring at the village girl, because she picks up all the dishes on the stone randomly, and only picks up the dishes in front of Fahai after tasting them all, so Shi Hao thought she liked Fahai more I didn't think too much about the dishes in front of me.

From the corner of her eyes, the village girl saw Qiyu gobbling up the meat, Fa Hai was eating the meat with a dumbfounded expression, and Shi Hao's eyes loosened.

The village girl's eyes flashed, and the little finger holding the bamboo bowl moved slightly in the direction of the grass behind Shi Hao through the cover of the bamboo bowl.

Shi Hao suddenly heard movement behind him, and when he looked back, he saw a three-foot-long cauliflower snake slithering out of the grass five or six meters away.

The cauliflower snake is non-venomous, and it doesn't grow long. Shi Hao took a look at it and ignored it, turning his head and continuing to stare at the village girl.

And the village girl who was concentrating on eating meat suddenly raised her head to pick up the food in front of Shi Hao. The village girl looked at Shi Hao with a normal look, then looked behind Shi Hao with eyes full of horror, and screamed in horror: "Ah... snake!"

The village girl was so frightened that she lost the bowl and chopsticks in her hand, and threw herself on the nearest Fa Hai, trembling.

Qiyu raised his head when he heard the sound, and seeing the village girl so frightened, he looked around and asked, "Where are the snakes? Where are the snakes?"

Shi Hao looked at the village girl, and after confirming that she was really scared, he pointed to the cauliflower snake behind him and said:
"Brother, where is it? It's just a cauliflower snake, it's not poisonous."

As Shi Hao said, he continued to stare at the village girl.

But Fahai was stunned the moment the village girl jumped up, the meat in his mouth was so frightened that he didn't expect the village girl to be like this.

Fa Hai looked at the village girl's pale face and teary eyes, felt the village girl's whole body trembling, and knew that she was really scared.

For a while, Fahai couldn't bear to push her down again, feeling that the village girl looked too pitiful, so Fahai raised his hand and patted the village girl's back tentatively, comforting him:
"Female Bodhisattva, don't be afraid, with us, the snake can't hurt you."

"Master, master... I'm afraid, I'm most afraid of snakes, woooooo...Master, I'm most afraid of snakes... Please drive it away! Please, please drive it away quickly ..."

The village girl choked up and chanted, seeing that Fa Hai didn't push her away, she hugged one of Fa Hai's arms and buried her face in Fa Hai's arm.

As soon as the village girl's face was buried in Fahai's arm, her eyes changed instantly. Looking at Fahai's arm, the village girl's eyes were full of excitement. She could eat Fahai's meat immediately. As long as she took a bite of his meat, Then you can live forever, keep your face forever, and keep your young and beautiful face forever.

When the village girl spoke, her breath hit Fahai's clothes, and Fahai's clothes gradually disappeared by the village girl's mouth, revealing Fahai's bronze-colored skin.

Looking at Fahai's meat, the village girl was so excited that her body trembled. If she ate it, she would be able to keep young and beautiful forever!

But in the eyes of Fahai, Qiyu, and Shi Hao, the village girl was just crying while holding Fahai's arm trembling all over.

Feeling the heat from the village girl's arms when she spoke, Fahai felt his arms itchy, as if the village girl was talking with her mouth pressed against his arm.

In an instant, Fahai felt that the clothes were too thin, and they were not at all breathless, and he would change into thick clothes later.

Immediately, Fa Hai felt even more awkward, but Fa Hai was embarrassed to directly push away the weak and frightened village girl, not knowing what to do for a while, so he looked at Shi Hao begging for help.

When Shi Hao saw this, he thought very simply. Although the village girl looked frightened and pitiful, Fa Hai was his own, and Fa Hai was the most important. Now seeing Fa Hai looking at him begging for help, Shi Hao stretched out his hand and wanted to grab her. village girl.

The village girl felt that Shi Hao was stretching out her hand towards her, she narrowed her eyes, and with the cover of Fa Hai's body, her fingers moved towards the grass beside Shi Hao, and suddenly a poisonous bee flew out from the grass.

The poisonous bee appeared too suddenly, Shi Hao couldn't dodge in time, and was stung by the bee on his outstretched wrist.

Shi Hao suddenly felt pain, and instinctively withdrew his hand, the other hand grabbed the bee and crushed it to death.

The next moment, Shi Hao felt dizzy, and his eyes were blurred. Three Fahais and three village girls appeared in his eyes, all standing staggeringly, secretly guessing that this bee might be poisonous.

At the same time, Qiyu, who was catching the snake behind Shi Hao, kept chasing and beating the snake with a rake. The cauliflower snake looked ordinary, but it seemed to be deliberately against Qitama, and it nimbly shuttled under Saitama's rake.

Qiyu hit it several times, but he couldn't hit the cauliflower snake, which directly aroused Qiyu's competitive spirit. The more he couldn't hit it, the more Qiyu wanted to hit it, not to mention that there was a beautiful village girl watching, a snake I can't even hit it, don't you want to lose face, what a shame!

Qiyu stared at the cauliflower snake with a rake intently, forgetting about Fa Hai and Shi Hao.

Seeing that Qiyu and Shi Hao had been settled for the time being, the village girl's eyes flashed with complacency, and she took the opportunity to bite Fa Hai's arm, crying.

It turned out that Fahai's flesh was stronger than the village girl had imagined. The village girl bit it down, but Fahai's arm didn't move at all, and Fahai only felt a little itchy, and didn't feel any pain.

The village girl looked at the meat in front of her, squinted her eyes, and the blood flashed in her eyes, thinking that I, as a dignified bone lady, have never had blood that people can't drink, and now this meat is on my lips Yes, you must eat it even if it is strong.

While trembling her body, the village girl used her head to block Fa Hai's sight, while holding the miniature versions of various magic weapons in her mouth, and digging the flesh on Fa Hai's arm with the magic weapons in her mouth.

Although Fahai could feel the itching in his arm, he felt a little uncomfortable, but seeing the village girl shaking so much, he never pushed her away, but kept comforting the village girl:
"Female Bodhisattva, don't be afraid! Don't be afraid, I am here, the snake dare not come to bite you..."

After a while, Qiyu felt that something was wrong with the snake, and the village girl used all kinds of treasured magic weapons, but only dug out the skin of Fa Hai's arm, and did not get out a tiny bite. The village girl gradually lost her patience .

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(End of this chapter)