Big Islander 2

Chapter 114 The Realm of Laziness
"Mr. President, it is this person. According to the investigation by the CIA, this little girl is Tang Jide's little assistant. Her name is Xia Mili, and people in Peach Blossom Island call her Little Xiami; and this chimpanzee and this parrot also often Follow them." The person in charge introduced Mr. President in detail.

According to the information they got, Tang Jide and others went to Nauru secretly, and they probably passed through Guam on the way, which happened to coincide in time.

Mr. President fell into deep thought. He once read an investigation report by the CIA, which gave a more detailed introduction to this Mr. Big Head.Since the green hair disease began, the CIA has started a secret investigation on Peach Blossom Island and discovered a lot of valuable information.

Judging from these contents, this Mr. Big Head and the little girl beside him seem to have some abilities that ordinary people can't match. For example, they can move freely in the water, and they can command a huge army of octopuses...

"How could there be a conflict with this person?" Mr. President frowned. According to the description in the investigation report, it was these two people who hijacked the helicopter, so there was obviously a problem.The opponent is about to be the supreme leader of an island country, not pirates or bandits.

"Sir, according to further investigation, this is a complete misunderstanding. The other party is rowing a small boat, which may have strayed into the security range of the naval base, and our soldiers may also lie about military information. However, the group of people on board The helicopter has been shot by a missile, so it should have nothing to do with this explosion." The person in charge analyzed with due diligence, even if it was the retaliation of the other side, it would not be so fast.

But Mr. President suddenly jumped up: "No, send someone to investigate immediately, starting from Nauru!"

The person in charge couldn't help but feel a little slanderous: Is it necessary to investigate a group of people who have already entered hell? Mr. President is not under too much pressure and a little confused, right?
Facts have proved that Mr. President's feeling is still correct. At this moment, Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami have already set foot on the tiny island of Nauru.Tang Jide's first words on the island were: "The pins in the Pacific Ocean are really hard to find here?"

In the vast sea, looking for a small island like Nauru is really like looking for a needle in a haystack. If Brother Octopus is not familiar with the way, Tang Jide may not be able to find it.

Nauru is about 6 kilometers long and 4 kilometers wide, and the terrain is flat, so you can basically have a panoramic view of the entire island at a glance.There is a wide road around the island, and you can see coconut trees swaying in the warm wind by the sea; because the soil is loose, there are no tall buildings; most of the island is surrounded by trees, and there are some residential houses further inside.Perhaps because of the noon, the sun was shining directly, so Da Xing climbed up the coconut tree and watched for a long time, but he didn't see a single person.

"I guess they all take a nap. I heard that people here are the laziest people in the world." Pheasant muttered.

"Is there anyone lazier than you?" Tang Jide also ran up the tree, and soon saw someone busy under the scorching sun near a port. It looked like that was the place where the octopus soldiers collected manganese nodules.

It seems that no one came to greet them. Now that they are here, let’s go directly to the island. I wonder how many policemen there are in Nauru?
A group of people got on the road, and soon a car roared past, and it looked like a convertible luxury car, which was expensive.Although Nauru is now on the verge of bankruptcy, it was once one of the wealthiest countries in the Pacific Ocean by selling guano.

This made Daxing very excited. Speaking of which, Nauru is smaller than Peach Blossom Island and several outer islands, and there are still cars. Comrade Vasily's paws were itchy.

Tang Jide was happier, and yelled at Yeji and Daxing: "Everywhere you go, you run away. Why don't you run away this time?"

"In all the places where the fart is bigger, you can see the edge at a glance, and you can run a fart." Pheasant replied confidently, even Xiao Xiami couldn't help but pursed his lips and smiled.

Huh——while speaking, another car drove by, and something flew out of the window, hitting the pheasant's head with a bang.

"Smash you big-headed ghost! I haven't done any good deeds yet!" The pheasant learned Tang Datou's catchphrase perfectly.

Daxing picked up a soda can from the side of the road. Judging by the sign on it, it should be for beer.Tang Jide was delighted when he saw it: "If my father is here, there must be work to do—"

After a while, several cars drove past. Da Xing had sharp eyes and saw the one throwing the cans.So I stretched out my long arms, waving high and rushed to the middle of the road-the road around the island is not long at all, so I quickly turned around.

With a creak, the car stopped, and a fat man squeezed out from the door, with a big brown face and a gloomy face, yelling angrily at Da Xing.In Nauru, the biggest recreational activity for the residents is to drive on the road around the island, and they are disturbed by an orangutan, how can they not be angry.

Daxing tossed the beer can in his hand, and the pheasant spoke in English beside him: "You hit my head just now, you know, now my head is blurred and my eyes are staring—"

The fat man probably recognized his own beer can, so he opened the car door: "I'll take you to the hospital—damn it, I don't know if those lazy doctors are on duty now—"

In Nauru, people live a relatively leisurely life, perhaps because there is no pressure, and work is relatively loose and casual.Maybe it's too leisurely, that's why there are big fat people and a large group of diabetic patients.

"Forget it, don't go to the hospital, you pay me hundreds of thousands of Australian dollars and it's over." Since the award named after it was organized, the pheasant is now almost in the eyes of money.

The fat man on the opposite side immediately started yelling: "I still have to rely on government relief now, you are blackmailing, I want to sue you - you are a parrot, there seems to be no court for judging animals?"

Fatty's reaction was obviously a little slow. He had been communicating with the pheasant for a long time, and then he looked at the other party in surprise, and he was probably wondering: this parrot has really strong language skills. I haven't heard of anyone on the island who has this kind of pet. ——

Nauruans also have the habit of keeping birds, but they are all seabirds that can catch fish, and they are not kept for fishing, they are all kept as pets.

Tang Jide also came over to say hello: "We are from Peach Blossom Island, it was just a little joke just now, don't mind."

"Great!" The fat man was elated immediately. He had obviously heard the name Peach Blossom Island, because in the past six months, because of the octopus mining, many Nauruans knew the existence of Peach Blossom Island, a strategic partner.

Soon, Tang Jide and the others got into the car and were dragged by the fat man to the southwest of the island, where the administrative center of Nauru was located.

The car was parked next to a small square, opposite Nauru's presidential palace.This is probably the smallest presidential palace in the world. If it weren't for the flag of Nauru flying in front of it, Tang Jide would have thought it was the village committee.

Standing at the gate, the pheasant howled loudly: "Old Ma, we are here, hurry up and pick up the guests—"

After shouting several times in a row, Marquez came out rubbing his eyes.Seeing Tang Jide and the others, his eyes lit up immediately: "Oh, God, I'm not dreaming, am I?"

Daxing was the first to step forward and shook hands with Mr. President cordially.Holding Da Xing's monkey paw, Marquez finally accepted the facts before him, as if he was overjoyed.This big guy like a door panel turned his buttocks and jumped up and down.When the driver saw this, he sneaked away.

"Don, did you come here by plane?" Nauru also has a small airport with two Boeing 737s, which travel to and from several surrounding island countries, mainly Australia.However, the route to Peach Blossom Island has not yet opened.

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head: "At first it was by boat, then it took a few minutes by plane, and finally it was by swimming."

Regarding his words, Marquez directly took them as a joke and led them into the presidential palace.The decoration inside is still very luxurious, but it looks a bit outdated, and you can vaguely see the shadow of the nouveau riche back then.Marquez picked up the phone: "Call all those congressmen, I'm going to hold a grand welcome dinner to treat our true friends of Nauru!"

"You don't need to bother too many people—" Tang Jide said with a smile.

Marquez grinned and let out two hearty laughs: "Not many, there are only 12 congressmen in total."

But after calling for a long time, the signal was very bad, and finally I had to send someone to run to notify - it seems that this is not much slower than calling.

After all the people were assembled, Tang Jide found that they were basically overweight. They were tall and potbellied. The thinnest one was probably heavier than the sum of several visitors.

The banquet was held in the only tavern. Looking at the food served, Tang Jide finally understood why there are so many fat people here: Good guy, it’s all high-calorie and high-fat things, and fried food accounts for the vast majority of them. .

Before the meal, I saw that under the leadership of Marquez, the congressmen took out the needles they carried with them and started to pierce their stomachs. Needless to say, they were all injecting insulin.Seeing that Tang Jide shook his head secretly: Such national physical fitness is really worrying.

Tang Jide didn't know what a good appetite was until after he ate it. He saw the councilors and gentlemen chatting and laughing, and easily wiped out a large pile of food in front of them. The feeling of being wiped out.

"Eat fish, eat fish, it's still very fresh!" Seeing that the knife and fork in Tang Jide's hand didn't move much, Marquez courted the customers.

Nauru Island is surrounded by the sea, and the fishery resources are relatively rich, so Tang Jide forked a piece of fried fish and put it in his mouth.But after getting used to the fresh fish from Peach Blossom Island, he still tasted it. The fish must have been chilled with ice cubes to keep it fresh.

Marquez probably also saw this scene, so he explained: "This is imported from Australia, and the taste is a little bit worse after all."

Tang Jide smacked his lips: "Is the waters around Nauru overfished?"

"Hehehe, the main reason is that no one wants to go fishing in the sea." Marquez's answer is that Tang Jide really has a feeling that he can't laugh or cry: guarding the sea, he even needs to import fish, he is so lazy to a certain extent!

(End of this chapter)