Big Islander 2
Chapter 134 Art Cells
Chapter 134 Art Cells
"Orangutans can also draw. This is an anecdote in the world. Can you tell us to look up at Mr. Daxing's calligraphy?" The calligraphy and painting expert was taken aback for a moment, and then said with a smile, obviously seeing through Tang Jide's lies.
Tang Jide patted the big star's thorn on the head: Vasily, you are a good comrade, and I can only take you out to top the tank at critical moments.
What he didn't know was that Daxing took out this picture of female historians when he was busy arranging the exhibition hall. Because it was under the pressure, everyone didn't pay attention.If Tang Jide knew that the big star was the culprit, he would definitely pull it out and put it right.
Da Xing scratched the back of his head, a little confused.But after Xiao Xiami gestured with it a few times, he immediately grinned and screamed excitedly, it seemed that he really wanted to show his hand.
People are still very curious about an art-loving orangutan.What's more, the collection has basically been appraised, so you might as well have some fun.
So he went back to the lounge, found a good piece of rice paper and spread it on the table, Tang Jide rubbed the ink for Da Xing himself, and Xiao Xiami gave Da Xing a pre-soaked Langhao brush.After fiddling with it for a long time, Vasili stretched out another finger and shook it, so Little Xiami handed it another pen.
Da Xing was very happy this time, turned the two pens upside down, put them on the table, then put them in his claws, took out the golden bowl, tapped twice, and the food was ready to be served.
"Brushes are not chopsticks, big star, can you do it—" Even the pheasant could see the signs, and the others naturally smiled at each other: This orangutan is still very talented in comedy. Although he can't become a calligraphy and painting artist, he is. Great entertainment star potential.
Little Xiami gesticulated with Da Xing for a while, Da Xing sucked his big lips, nodded his head, then picked up a brush and dipped it in ink, and began to draw on the rice paper.
A large circle of people stretched their necks to watch, and the second senior brother, who still had something to do, simply turned on a DV player at home and started recording.
I saw that Daxing was very focused on painting, with a rather meticulous posture.It took a long time before I raised my head and looked around proudly.On the drawing paper, a black five-pointed star appeared.
It stands to reason that an orangutan can draw a five-pointed star, which is impressive.However, for the art appraisal experts present, this was not much different from children's graffiti, and they couldn't help shaking their heads.
Seeing those old experts shaking their heads vigorously, Daxing scratched the back of his head, then added a few more strokes, and drew a few lines around the five-pointed star to indicate the sparkle.
Tang Jide almost squirted his blood onto the drawing paper, and performed a live performance of a peach blossom blooming: Vasily, you must have watched too many movies.
The experts were also uninterested, sitting and drinking tea.However, Tang Jide's goal has been achieved, and the experts seem to have forgotten about the picture of the female historian's admonishment, which also made Big Head secretly heave a sigh of relief.
Only Daxing is still busy on the drawing paper, and as its staunch supporter, the second senior brother is also faithfully making a video.When Tang Jide was scrambling to eat, he suddenly heard Da Xing wailing twice, which shocked everyone.
"Put down the brush first, this time I'm really going to eat - Daxing, I know you are a hard-working orangutan, if I have time, I will teach you how to paint." Tang Jide dragged Daxing, but Daxing Struggling hard, it seems that he must be dragged to pay his respects to Mo Bao.
But at this time, the calligraphy and painting expert suddenly walked to the front of the table, held his glasses in his hand, and leaned over the paper to read carefully, still clicking his tongue.Seeing this, the others also gathered around again.I saw that there were many ink blobs on the drawing paper, thick and light, sparse and dense, layer upon layer, like fog and illusion.
"Da Xing, this is your painting, isn't this Peach Blossom Island!" Even someone of Tang Jide's level can see that, on the painting, in the middle of the misty sea, a small island hangs in the middle, surrounded by large and small islands. What are the five small islands if they are not Peach Blossom Islands?
The five-pointed star originally painted by Daxing is located at the inscription, which can be regarded as its exclusive logo, and counterfeiting must be investigated.
My God——Tang Jide patted Da Xing on the shoulder vigorously, and then slapped it staggeringly. Unexpectedly, Da Xing is really artistic.Even if you give Brother Big Head a few pens, he can't draw this effect.
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I couldn't believe that this painting was written by an orangutan. We old guys have lived most of our lives in vain—" the old vice president sighed, and he was really convinced now , Thinking about how old I am, I still can't let go of my desire to compete for fame and fortune, and I am so ashamed to argue with my juniors.
And that calligraphy and painting expert is also a second person: "Today is such a grand event, and I have witnessed a miracle. Why don't we all leave our seals on this painting, so as not to cause suspicion when this painting spreads."
This action immediately won the praise of most people, so they took out their stamps and left their marks on the blank space on the paper; and the old vice president happily ordered a pen to write a postscript for Daxing's painting, explaining the background of the creation And the reason, and the witnesses present and so on.
When the big star finally took out the crystal star and stamped it seriously at the end, everyone applauded and celebrated together: "It's such a blessing, it's a good story, let's make it clear!"
Tang Jide finally couldn't feel the hostility of these old experts. On the contrary, once he merged with them, he could better understand the cultural atmosphere and cultural heritage of these people. When he was with them, even he himself felt that knowledge See up.
So I cook by myself, using various ingredients from Peach Blossom Island, I set up a big table, and have a good time drinking and talking together, so uncomfortable.At the end, the old gentlemen were all drunk, and were helped back to their rooms to sleep.
When helping the calligraphy and painting appraisal expert back to the room, the old expert murmured in Tang Jide's ear in a low voice: "I heard that the portrait of female historians in the British Museum has been stolen—"
Tang Jide couldn't help being excited for a while, half sobered up, and then heard the old expert muttering to himself: "These national treasures should all be exhibited in our Chinese exhibition hall—"
That night, an entertainment TV station on Hong Kong Island broadcast a sub-program, in which the gorilla, the animal most familiar and loved by the people of Hong Kong Island, appeared on the screen.But this time, the gorilla didn't hold any movie premiere, but held a brush in its paws and splashed ink there.
The whole process was completely recorded. When the final "Sea Island Peach Blossom Picture" was completed, the audience in front of the TV were dumbfounded: if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, who would believe it?
"Father, I must collect Daming Gorilla's paintings!" A little fan of Daxing began to act like a baby to Laodou.Speaking of Hong Kong Island, the popularity index of big stars is still relatively high.
"Okay, no matter how much it costs, I will buy it back for you!" The father patted his chest vigorously, with a look of promise.
But when the painting was put up for auction in the auction hall of the Treasure Hall a few days later, he could only withdraw regretfully, because the price was no longer what he could afford.
At the end of the show, the host also conducted a brief interview with Daxing. Of course, Xiao Xiami was sitting next to Daxing, acting as Daxing's sign language interpreter.
Moderator: May I ask Mr. Vasily, when did you discover that you have a talent for painting?
Big Xing gestured a few times, and Little Xiami said with a smile: "Da Xing said it was a lady—it started from drawing stars."
The host asked a few more questions, and finally said: "When the show is about to end, can we ask Ms. Daxing to paint for us on the spot?"
Naturally, this proposal was warmly welcomed by the guests and audience present. Daxing was not stage-frightened, so he picked up the watercolor brushes prepared by the host and began to paint.It can be seen from the lens that the painting is a tall coconut tree, and a large mature coconut fell into the air.And under the tree, there is another person with a big head looking up.
After Daxing drew an exclusive five-pointed star logo, the painting was completed.The host was also stunned, he clicked his tongue in admiration, and then asked: "Ms. Daxing, what is the meaning of this painting?"
Big Star shook his head, and Little Xiami added: "Don't say it, don't say it—"
At this moment, Tang Jide was also sitting on the sofa watching the show, he scratched the back of his head: "Fuck me, the person painted by Daxing is not me, is it?"
People from the Palace Museum visited the Treasure Hall for three days. After eliminating the barriers, the two sides got along very happily.Finally, they also enthusiastically participate in a small monthly auction.
Although most of the items in the auction are not too expensive gadgets, such as some salvaged porcelain and some salvaged coins, etc., but it reflects the theme of civilian participation, although the price is increased by hundreds of dollars , but the competition is not fierce.Among them, the old vice-principal also patted a small piece of agarwood, only the size of a little finger, playing with it between his fingers with great interest.
"The threshold of your auction is not high, not bad." The calligraphy and painting experts are relatively poor, so they appreciate this kind of civilian auction.
As the auction progressed, the prices of the lots gradually increased.Several experts secretly appraised every antique that was put up for auction, and found no fake or shoddy items. It seems that the auction house of the Ocean Treasure Museum is still safe in terms of character.
You must know that the current auction houses are full of fish and dragons, and the water is very deep. There are not a few people who have photographed fakes.
"The next thing that will be auctioned is today's last lot—" the auctioneer's voice suddenly increased, and then a picture of Daxing's peach blossom island appeared on the screen.
The auctioneer first introduced the origin of the painting, then played a video, and finally said: "The base price of this painting is [-] Hong Kong dollars, and the price will increase by no less than [-] Hong Kong dollars each time. Please bid!"
Many people below have read the auction promotion beforehand, and they came here specifically for this painting, so the bids were very enthusiastic.The pheasant looked so jealous: "Daxing, you don't have to do anything else in the future, just sell paintings every day!"
At this time, the auctioneer's voice was raised again: "The gentleman on No. 106 bid 10 Hong Kong dollars. Is there any higher one?"
Hearing such a high price, Tang Jide couldn't help smacking his lips: We never arrange babysitters in the auctions of the Treasure Hall?
(End of this chapter)
"Orangutans can also draw. This is an anecdote in the world. Can you tell us to look up at Mr. Daxing's calligraphy?" The calligraphy and painting expert was taken aback for a moment, and then said with a smile, obviously seeing through Tang Jide's lies.
Tang Jide patted the big star's thorn on the head: Vasily, you are a good comrade, and I can only take you out to top the tank at critical moments.
What he didn't know was that Daxing took out this picture of female historians when he was busy arranging the exhibition hall. Because it was under the pressure, everyone didn't pay attention.If Tang Jide knew that the big star was the culprit, he would definitely pull it out and put it right.
Da Xing scratched the back of his head, a little confused.But after Xiao Xiami gestured with it a few times, he immediately grinned and screamed excitedly, it seemed that he really wanted to show his hand.
People are still very curious about an art-loving orangutan.What's more, the collection has basically been appraised, so you might as well have some fun.
So he went back to the lounge, found a good piece of rice paper and spread it on the table, Tang Jide rubbed the ink for Da Xing himself, and Xiao Xiami gave Da Xing a pre-soaked Langhao brush.After fiddling with it for a long time, Vasili stretched out another finger and shook it, so Little Xiami handed it another pen.
Da Xing was very happy this time, turned the two pens upside down, put them on the table, then put them in his claws, took out the golden bowl, tapped twice, and the food was ready to be served.
"Brushes are not chopsticks, big star, can you do it—" Even the pheasant could see the signs, and the others naturally smiled at each other: This orangutan is still very talented in comedy. Although he can't become a calligraphy and painting artist, he is. Great entertainment star potential.
Little Xiami gesticulated with Da Xing for a while, Da Xing sucked his big lips, nodded his head, then picked up a brush and dipped it in ink, and began to draw on the rice paper.
A large circle of people stretched their necks to watch, and the second senior brother, who still had something to do, simply turned on a DV player at home and started recording.
I saw that Daxing was very focused on painting, with a rather meticulous posture.It took a long time before I raised my head and looked around proudly.On the drawing paper, a black five-pointed star appeared.
It stands to reason that an orangutan can draw a five-pointed star, which is impressive.However, for the art appraisal experts present, this was not much different from children's graffiti, and they couldn't help shaking their heads.
Seeing those old experts shaking their heads vigorously, Daxing scratched the back of his head, then added a few more strokes, and drew a few lines around the five-pointed star to indicate the sparkle.
Tang Jide almost squirted his blood onto the drawing paper, and performed a live performance of a peach blossom blooming: Vasily, you must have watched too many movies.
The experts were also uninterested, sitting and drinking tea.However, Tang Jide's goal has been achieved, and the experts seem to have forgotten about the picture of the female historian's admonishment, which also made Big Head secretly heave a sigh of relief.
Only Daxing is still busy on the drawing paper, and as its staunch supporter, the second senior brother is also faithfully making a video.When Tang Jide was scrambling to eat, he suddenly heard Da Xing wailing twice, which shocked everyone.
"Put down the brush first, this time I'm really going to eat - Daxing, I know you are a hard-working orangutan, if I have time, I will teach you how to paint." Tang Jide dragged Daxing, but Daxing Struggling hard, it seems that he must be dragged to pay his respects to Mo Bao.
But at this time, the calligraphy and painting expert suddenly walked to the front of the table, held his glasses in his hand, and leaned over the paper to read carefully, still clicking his tongue.Seeing this, the others also gathered around again.I saw that there were many ink blobs on the drawing paper, thick and light, sparse and dense, layer upon layer, like fog and illusion.
"Da Xing, this is your painting, isn't this Peach Blossom Island!" Even someone of Tang Jide's level can see that, on the painting, in the middle of the misty sea, a small island hangs in the middle, surrounded by large and small islands. What are the five small islands if they are not Peach Blossom Islands?
The five-pointed star originally painted by Daxing is located at the inscription, which can be regarded as its exclusive logo, and counterfeiting must be investigated.
My God——Tang Jide patted Da Xing on the shoulder vigorously, and then slapped it staggeringly. Unexpectedly, Da Xing is really artistic.Even if you give Brother Big Head a few pens, he can't draw this effect.
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I couldn't believe that this painting was written by an orangutan. We old guys have lived most of our lives in vain—" the old vice president sighed, and he was really convinced now , Thinking about how old I am, I still can't let go of my desire to compete for fame and fortune, and I am so ashamed to argue with my juniors.
And that calligraphy and painting expert is also a second person: "Today is such a grand event, and I have witnessed a miracle. Why don't we all leave our seals on this painting, so as not to cause suspicion when this painting spreads."
This action immediately won the praise of most people, so they took out their stamps and left their marks on the blank space on the paper; and the old vice president happily ordered a pen to write a postscript for Daxing's painting, explaining the background of the creation And the reason, and the witnesses present and so on.
When the big star finally took out the crystal star and stamped it seriously at the end, everyone applauded and celebrated together: "It's such a blessing, it's a good story, let's make it clear!"
Tang Jide finally couldn't feel the hostility of these old experts. On the contrary, once he merged with them, he could better understand the cultural atmosphere and cultural heritage of these people. When he was with them, even he himself felt that knowledge See up.
So I cook by myself, using various ingredients from Peach Blossom Island, I set up a big table, and have a good time drinking and talking together, so uncomfortable.At the end, the old gentlemen were all drunk, and were helped back to their rooms to sleep.
When helping the calligraphy and painting appraisal expert back to the room, the old expert murmured in Tang Jide's ear in a low voice: "I heard that the portrait of female historians in the British Museum has been stolen—"
Tang Jide couldn't help being excited for a while, half sobered up, and then heard the old expert muttering to himself: "These national treasures should all be exhibited in our Chinese exhibition hall—"
That night, an entertainment TV station on Hong Kong Island broadcast a sub-program, in which the gorilla, the animal most familiar and loved by the people of Hong Kong Island, appeared on the screen.But this time, the gorilla didn't hold any movie premiere, but held a brush in its paws and splashed ink there.
The whole process was completely recorded. When the final "Sea Island Peach Blossom Picture" was completed, the audience in front of the TV were dumbfounded: if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, who would believe it?
"Father, I must collect Daming Gorilla's paintings!" A little fan of Daxing began to act like a baby to Laodou.Speaking of Hong Kong Island, the popularity index of big stars is still relatively high.
"Okay, no matter how much it costs, I will buy it back for you!" The father patted his chest vigorously, with a look of promise.
But when the painting was put up for auction in the auction hall of the Treasure Hall a few days later, he could only withdraw regretfully, because the price was no longer what he could afford.
At the end of the show, the host also conducted a brief interview with Daxing. Of course, Xiao Xiami was sitting next to Daxing, acting as Daxing's sign language interpreter.
Moderator: May I ask Mr. Vasily, when did you discover that you have a talent for painting?
Big Xing gestured a few times, and Little Xiami said with a smile: "Da Xing said it was a lady—it started from drawing stars."
The host asked a few more questions, and finally said: "When the show is about to end, can we ask Ms. Daxing to paint for us on the spot?"
Naturally, this proposal was warmly welcomed by the guests and audience present. Daxing was not stage-frightened, so he picked up the watercolor brushes prepared by the host and began to paint.It can be seen from the lens that the painting is a tall coconut tree, and a large mature coconut fell into the air.And under the tree, there is another person with a big head looking up.
After Daxing drew an exclusive five-pointed star logo, the painting was completed.The host was also stunned, he clicked his tongue in admiration, and then asked: "Ms. Daxing, what is the meaning of this painting?"
Big Star shook his head, and Little Xiami added: "Don't say it, don't say it—"
At this moment, Tang Jide was also sitting on the sofa watching the show, he scratched the back of his head: "Fuck me, the person painted by Daxing is not me, is it?"
People from the Palace Museum visited the Treasure Hall for three days. After eliminating the barriers, the two sides got along very happily.Finally, they also enthusiastically participate in a small monthly auction.
Although most of the items in the auction are not too expensive gadgets, such as some salvaged porcelain and some salvaged coins, etc., but it reflects the theme of civilian participation, although the price is increased by hundreds of dollars , but the competition is not fierce.Among them, the old vice-principal also patted a small piece of agarwood, only the size of a little finger, playing with it between his fingers with great interest.
"The threshold of your auction is not high, not bad." The calligraphy and painting experts are relatively poor, so they appreciate this kind of civilian auction.
As the auction progressed, the prices of the lots gradually increased.Several experts secretly appraised every antique that was put up for auction, and found no fake or shoddy items. It seems that the auction house of the Ocean Treasure Museum is still safe in terms of character.
You must know that the current auction houses are full of fish and dragons, and the water is very deep. There are not a few people who have photographed fakes.
"The next thing that will be auctioned is today's last lot—" the auctioneer's voice suddenly increased, and then a picture of Daxing's peach blossom island appeared on the screen.
The auctioneer first introduced the origin of the painting, then played a video, and finally said: "The base price of this painting is [-] Hong Kong dollars, and the price will increase by no less than [-] Hong Kong dollars each time. Please bid!"
Many people below have read the auction promotion beforehand, and they came here specifically for this painting, so the bids were very enthusiastic.The pheasant looked so jealous: "Daxing, you don't have to do anything else in the future, just sell paintings every day!"
At this time, the auctioneer's voice was raised again: "The gentleman on No. 106 bid 10 Hong Kong dollars. Is there any higher one?"
Hearing such a high price, Tang Jide couldn't help smacking his lips: We never arrange babysitters in the auctions of the Treasure Hall?
(End of this chapter)
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