Big Islander 2

Chapter 208 The Orangutan's Smile

JFK Airport in New York, with more than a thousand planes taking off and landing every day, can be said to be the busiest airport in the world. It is here that Tang Jide set foot on the land of the United States of America for the first time.

Because they were on a South African airliner, Daxing and Pheasant also enjoyed some privileges and were not stuffed into the luggage compartment.The ground crew watched Da Xingxiang slip off the plane like a slide, and was a little dazed for a while: This must be a pet kept by a head of state in Africa, why not put it on a chain?

"Where is the Statue of Liberty?" The first thing the pheasant flew down was to fulfill its dream urgently.

Tang Jide's rattan whip branched out into two canes, and wrapped them around the neck of Second General Heng Ha: "You don't want to run around this time, the country of America is so big, if you get lost, there is nowhere to find it!"

These two guys are too wild, and Tang Datou had to vaccinate them first, so as not to cause trouble.The relationship was already tense, and if they moved behind their backs, it would be troublesome.

Below are UN officials to pick up the plane, because the President of South Africa has already said hello.But seeing this scene, the official in charge of the reception was also taken aback: If I remember correctly, this should be the owner of Peach Blossom Island, right? Didn't you mean to come here from the Caribbean by boat?

By the way, Tang Jide is easy to recognize. First, he has a big head. Second, he is used to wearing shorts with shirtless arms, straw rope around his waist, and straw sandals on his feet. He looks dirtier than African natives. He looks so special in the crowd. stand alone.Besides, there are two generals Hum Ha to accompany him.

Not only the reception officials, but even the CIA agents lurking in the airport were confused: What's going on, how did the people from Peach Blossom Island come from Africa?

Since the Paradise Island incident, Tang Jide's whereabouts have been under the surveillance of US satellites. According to intelligence, those big octopuses are still in the waters off southern Florida.

In other words, it was a major mistake for someone to go to Africa for a walk under the nose of the monitoring satellite, and this situation must be reported immediately.

It has to be said that the US intelligence agency is really powerful. Big Brother has not yet passed the security check, and the news about him has been reported layer by layer, and a thorough investigation has been launched, but in the end it can only become an unsolved mystery.This also invisibly increased the weight of Big Brother in the CIA, and the danger level was further increased. After all, an enemy who is elusive is even more terrifying.

"Sir, these two pets of yours must undergo an immunization check." Tang Jide was stopped by someone and asked for a routine.

"I'm very healthy, so you're sick!" Pheasant objected unceremoniously, while Daxing took out a few small books from his pocket and handed them over.In order to reduce unnecessary troubles, Xiao Xiami has already helped the two of them apply for quarantine certificates and health certificates in South Africa.

The staff in charge of receiving them was a middle-aged lady, who checked carefully before returning the ID card to Da Xing, and kindly pulled Da Xing's little paw: "Please be sure to put away the ID card and carry it with you. , to help you enjoy your journey—"

Oh oh oh——Da Xing nodded his head, bared his teeth and smiled at the lady, then opened its health certificate, hooked it twice with the tip of its claws, and then took out a metal plate the size of a fingernail, and put it on the lady. The lady's palm, while pinching her big lips and shaking her head.The meaning seems to be to say: Play this with me, don't you know that I am a famous skillful and fast player?Just your little tricks are like playing big swords in front of Guan Gong.

At this moment, Daxing's smiling face seemed so terrifying to the middle-aged lady: This orangutan is too powerful, isn't it specially trained for anti-specialization?

"What is this, is it a bug or a tracker?" The pheasant also stretched its neck, and gave full play to its quality of fearing the world will not be chaotic. Some people gave gifts to the land. I guess they are afraid that you will get lost, so why don’t you just take it with you!”

Its broken gong voice was already high, and when it yelled so vigorously, it immediately attracted the attention of many passengers, and some even began to check their passports.

"Shit!" In a secret monitoring room, a CIA agent cursed.All of this was originally planned, they couldn't blatantly play tricks on Tang Jide or Xiao Xiami, so they put their idea on Da Xing.I thought that an orangutan would be easy to fool, but it was still exposed in person.

"Sorry, we don't accept gifts from passengers." The middle-aged lady could only pretend to be confused.You can't admit it even if you beat it to death. If you do that, you will be caught and it will easily cause diplomatic disputes.

It seems that you really have to be careful-Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami looked at each other, and then they didn't get involved, and watched the fun with peace of mind, letting Da Xing and Pheasant entangle with each other.If he wanted to take advantage of Second General Heng Ha, he believed that the other party would soon pay a heavy price.

"It's obvious that you stuffed it when you checked the documents just now, and you still want to be sloppy in front of us. Star, search her!" Although the pheasant didn't see the other party's manipulation just now, he still bluffed.

Sure enough, the middle-aged woman took a step back, raised her hand subconsciously, and touched her chest.But she also reacted quickly, and changed to covering her lower abdomen halfway: "I don't feel well, I need to go to the bathroom—"

Immediately, her accomplices came over to meet her, but they still underestimated Comrade Vasily. They saw it rushing up to the lady, dancing its little paws a few times, and then took out something and shook it on the pheasant's head.

"Da Xing, you want to smoke me to death—hey, there are really dry goods in it!" The pheasant hurriedly avoided the bra on the top of its head, and the passengers watching the excitement burst into laughter.But the laughter soon turned into an exclamation, and I saw Da Xing turned over the bra, and inserted a few metal pieces inside, exactly the same as the one just now.

This time the pheasant got more excited: "Call the police, call 119 quickly, no, you should call 911-don't run, anyone who lets her go is an accomplice!"

It turned out that the middle-aged lady wanted to take advantage of the chaos to run away, but Tang Jide's rattan whip grabbed her ankle and fell to the ground.The accomplice next to him didn't dare to go forward after hearing the pheasant's bluff.

The rest is the time for the pheasant to perform. Hearing it justifiably began to make accusations, it almost burst into tears.The broken car talked endlessly, from freedom and democracy to the rule of law and human rights, and finally made it clear: it must be compensated for its spiritual damage. It doesn’t take much, and 1000 million US dollars can barely appease its wounded soul——

Although the parrot was suspected of extorting money, many passengers still followed suit. Since the Prism~Jingmen incident, people have hated monitoring, wiretapping and the like.

"Tommy, don't let that parrot play anymore, it will cause bad effects!" The man in the monitoring room issued an order to his subordinates.

"However, the situation has begun to get out of control." Tommy hid behind the angry crowd, and while pretending to wave his arms in protest, he reported to his boss.

"Then take the last measure." A murderous look flashed in the eyes of the man in the monitoring room. At this time, only a strong man can cut off his wrist.

Tommy felt a sense of helplessness in his heart. As a partner who worked together, he could only say sorry to the middle-aged lady.To do their job, one should have the consciousness of dying in the line of duty.So he began to squeeze forward, shouting "freedom" and "human rights" along with his mouth.

The pheasant is still screaming, and this crazy guy is getting more and more energetic, and he is about to incite a demonstration: "Protest, protest, compensation, compensation!"

Seeing that Tang Jide kept shaking his head: Why don't you pay attention to money, it's something noble, but if you lose money like this, you will immediately drop several grades, from a fighter to a money lover.

And at this moment, Tang Jide suddenly caught a glimpse of a clear sound from the chaotic crowd, and then, the middle-aged woman sitting on the ground leaned back, and a flower of blood bloomed from her chest. Beautiful and deadly.

"Murder to silence—" Pheasant's reaction was quite quick, but after shouting out this voice, the crowd became more chaotic, and it became even more difficult to catch the murderer.

It's really ruthless, Tang Jide didn't expect the other party to kill him.Originally, he planned to use this incident to teach the other party a lesson, so as not to use small tricks behind the scenes, but he ended up killing people.But with big brother here, it is not so easy to want to die.

So he gave Xiao Xiami a wink, told her to be on guard first, and then pulled the middle-aged woman who was shot closer.I saw that she was dying, her eyes showed endless sadness and unwillingness, her lips moved feebly, as if she wanted to accuse something, but she was unable to make a sound, only a streak of bright red blood flowed down from the corner of her mouth.

Tang Jide pinched her mouth open, then crushed a purple widow, and said in his mouth: "You are lucky to meet me, a kind person who does good every day. Your companion wants to kill you, your enemy It's pathetic to save your life—"

Just as he was carrying out the treatment, Tommy, who had completed the task, was also taking advantage of the chaos to leave.Because of his shot, the tourists watching the excitement around him had already started to scatter, and it would be very eye-catching if they continued to stay.

But as soon as he took two steps, he felt someone slapped his butt. Tommy's heart sank, and he turned his head pretending to be calm, but what he saw was the smiling face of the orangutan.

Tommy had witnessed the metamorphosis of this orangutan just now, so after seeing Daxing's smiling face, he shivered subconsciously, and then he saw the orangutan's paw gesturing to him in a pistol pose, and then spread it on him again. in front of.

It must have been spotted when the shot was fired just now—thinking of his comrades lying on the ground, Tommy felt a chill rushing from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.

Fear and despair made him completely lose his calmness and astonishment. He took out a pistol with a silencer from his arms, and pointed at Daxing's stabbing head.In his opinion, the chimpanzee in front of him was even more terrifying than the KGB or Mossad agents.

But playing with a gun with Vasily is really a trick. Tommy squeezed his index finger a few times, only to realize that the pistol had run into the hands of the chimpanzee at some point, and it bared its teeth at Tommy. Smiled, and then put the muzzle of the gun on his belly——

This is not a chimpanzee, this is the devil incarnate--the only thought left in Tommy's mind, and then his body collapsed on the ground.

Da Xing scratched the back of his head with his other hand, probably wondering in his heart: You are too timid, dare to come out with this mental quality?
(End of this chapter)