Big Islander 2
Chapter 216 Lurking
Chapter 216 Lurking
Mr. Foreign Minister had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage, which caused the venue to be hectic for a while, and then gradually subsided.During this time, Daxing Jiuduan turned into a chess grandmaster again, and played two games of chess with two representatives from Europe.
This is pure communication, without any other factors mixed in, so the two representatives who lost chess just heheed twice, and even touched Daxing's thorns affectionately.
Only in this way, the big star's limelight is obviously overshadowed by Tang Datou. You must know that chess is still widely spread. Although the level of these two representatives is not too high, it is precisely because of this that they represent the level of most people. , but they were all won by this orangutan. This is too heaven-defying. Many representatives clamored to test Daxing's IQ.
Even Tang Jide wondered: Usually when playing chess, I have to let Daxing run with a set of chariots and horses. It just knows simple rules. Chess is the worst game. Does it have talent in Go and chess?
However, seeing Xiao Xiami sitting behind Daxing all the time, as if watching the battle on its shoulder, Tang Jide finally got the hang of it: she probably manipulated Daxing's little claws, and it was just a decoration.Hehe, so to speak, that Mr. Foreign Minister lost a bit——
While Comrade Vasily was in full glory, his old partner, Mr. Pheasant, squatted on a small boat a little depressed, looking at the Statue of Liberty not far away, imagining when he could come to save it.
"Dr. Downey, I heard that Mr. Big Head is very popular in the United Nations now. Would you like to call him and tell him to calm down?" An assistant who was pulling a noose next to the pheasant lay on the small boat. The head basking in the sun asked, but this title is a bit special.
Mr. Doctor raised his index finger and shook it, then asked, "Wood, how long have you been my assistant?"
"It's been four years." The assistant was stunned for a moment, he really couldn't keep up with the leaping thinking of Mr. Doctor.
Taking off the sunglasses stuck on the bridge of the nose, the doctor smiled: "To be precise, it should be four years and three months and ten days. Wood, you have learned a lot in these four years and you have grown a lot, then Have you noticed, how many times has that gray pigeon appeared in our field of vision?"
The assistant jumped up subconsciously, so that the rope in his hand was suddenly tightened, and the pheasant was thrown over the side of the boat: "Doctor, do you mean that we are also being monitored by the other party?"
"Ask Tevez to sail the boat. It's not safe here. At noon tomorrow at the latest, the octopus monsters from Peach Blossom Island will come here. You don't want to experience the feeling of being entangled by the arms and legs of those octopuses, do you?" Dr. Sitting up, he went to pull the rope tied around the assistant's wrist.As a result, it felt light in the hand, and only a piece of rope was pulled up. As for the pheasant tied there, it disappeared.
Damn it——Wood cursed, leaned over to look down the boat, and saw the pheasant with its neck floating on the water, swimming into the distance.
"Can parrots swim like ducks?" Wood felt a little dazed.Still another assistant reacted faster, launched the speedboat and chased after him.
Without the shackles of the rope, the pheasant felt light all over its body, as if singing loudly to celebrate the hard-won freedom, but it still did not forget to thank its partner who rescued it: "Banban, you are my friend!" Brother, if anyone dares to laugh at your big teeth in the future, I will fight him with my life first!"
There is also a reason why the pheasant said this, because it knows best that the rope around its neck is difficult to cut even with pliers, because I heard from a bullshit doctor that the rope is woven with a variety of alloy wires made.
Banban didn't care to listen to it's nonsense. He just followed the gray pigeon to the place and happened to see the pheasant being thrown out of the cabin, so Banban helped it.It's just that the pheasant is big and deep, and it's a bit difficult to carry it with its small body. It feels a bit like a dung beetle carrying a super big dung ball.
"Brother Banban, run quickly, the enemy is chasing you—" The pheasant looked back, only to find that the motorboat was approaching rapidly, so frightened it hurriedly encouraged Banban.
But Banban's water quality is so-so, and it has to stand up two front paws to hold the pheasant, so it's not bad to be able to run so far.It is so small that, seen from the boat, its body is completely hidden under the feathers of the pheasant.
Haw—an angry protest sounded from Banban's mouth, and then the pheasant remembered: I seem to be able to fly?
So he flapped his wings vigorously, and the pheasant soared into the air, still holding the chirping planks in its paws, and flew towards the direction of Liberty Island.
"Doctor, do you still want to chase?" the assistant asked Dr. Downey for instructions.
Downey was playing with the sunglasses in his hand: "It's fine to just pretend, it won't fly out of our palms."
Mr. Wood couldn't understand the doctor's words full of mystery. He shrugged his shoulders: "But now our only bait has also flown. I'm afraid there is nothing else that can threaten the other party?"
"And me, I think they will be interested in me as a bait." The doctor pointed to his forehead smartly, and then rubbed his eyes with his hands.As a result, he accidentally knocked off his left eye and almost rolled into the water.
After reinstalling the eyeballs, the doctor blinked, and it was exactly the same as a normal person. At least from the appearance, it was not fake at all.The doctor put on the sunglasses again, and asked his assistant to turn the boat around and headed for Manhattan.
Long live liberty, long live liberty—the pheasant's gong echoed in the air above Liberty Island, causing the tourists below to look up and see who is not in the right mind, and actually ran here to make a fuss.How did they know that Mr. Pheasant is sincere.
"Look, even the parrots have been inspired by the Statue of Liberty to join this great country!" A American guy was promoting it to a large group of tourists from China, because he knew that most of them were I once inquired about investment immigration, what a good pimp business.
"Uncle tour guide, that parrot seems to be shitting on the goddess statue?" Children just like to tell the truth, an eight or nine-year-old guy tugged on the tour guide's sleeve.
In fact, the dream of the pheasant was to take a nap on the Statue of Liberty, but he was kidnapped when he came to the United States. This also made Mr. Pheasant completely disappointed in this so-called free country, so he couldn't help leaving some souvenirs.And it feels comfortable all over the body now, and all kinds of depression and troubles have been completely released.
"Oh, damn it, whoever gives me a shotgun, I'll shoot that parrot down!" The tour guide waved his arms vigorously, regardless of pimping.
But the pheasant didn't care about him. It combed its feathers on its own, and then grabbed the plank, left Liberty Island, and flew back towards the United Nations Headquarters building.
At this moment, Tang Jide still doesn't know that the pheasant has regained his freedom. He is taking this rare opportunity to communicate with those representatives who are more friendly to Taohua Island.State-to-state exchanges are similar to making friends. They are mutually beneficial and exchange what they need.Therefore, Tang Jide received the most requests, that is, he hoped that Taohua Island could also distribute the big-name cancer treatment drugs to the countries they represented.
This is also impossible, because the production is limited, so it can only be sold in a few friendly countries at present. Now it is obvious that there are more wolves and less meat, and the supply cannot be opened at all.But the big head couldn't wipe the meat off his face, and he really didn't know how to refuse his friend's request.At the end, he simply waved his arms: "Don't worry, when we go back and find a way, everyone will have a share in a year's time!"
For this reason, the venue burst into warm applause for the first time.On the contrary, Xiao Xiami is a little worried for Uncle Datou: if the time comes, if the promise cannot be fulfilled, it will be easy to turn against each other.
Tang Jide also quietly wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and made eye contact with Xiao Xiami: There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, let's study it later——
It took a whole afternoon for this warm-up meeting to come to an end, and there was a banquet in the evening, but Tang Datou was no longer ready to attend: it was too tiring, having a meeting was more tiring than working in the fields all afternoon!
As soon as he walked out of the venue, the phone rang, and a familiar voice came from inside: "Mr. Tang, I have some good news for you, your partner flew back—"
The pheasant was rescued by Banban?Tang Jide immediately realized that when he sent Banban over, he mainly asked it to monitor the other party. Unexpectedly, this little guy was more straightforward and brought the pheasant back.So he said twice: "Maybe it's not good news, my ears have just become clearer in the past two days."
There was also a burst of laughter from the other end of the phone: "However, Tang Jide should cherish it more, because you may not spend too much time with your partner."
What do you mean?Are you threatening me?Putting down the phone, Big Brother was a little confused.Little Xiami blinked his big eyes twice: "Could they have done something to the pheasant?"
So I hurried back to the hotel, and sure enough, as soon as I entered the lobby, I heard the voice of a pheasant: "Go and get me some fruit and dried fruit first, put it in the account, and pay the money when I come back later—"
Tang Jide smacked his lips and muttered, "Are you using me as a big mobile wallet?"
Pheasant's ears are relatively thieves. Hearing Tang Jide's voice, he yelled at the waiter again: "No need to pay on credit, just send the things to my room directly. Daxing, give him a tip first, and he won't want to pay if he doesn't give money." Run errands for me!"
"Don't rush to eat, I'll check it for you first." Tang Jide put his hands on the pheasant's neck, closed his eyes and began to probe the pheasant's body with plant essence.At the same time, Little Xiami stretched out his little hand.
This situation really frightened the pheasant: "I remembered, that Dr. Bird really gave me an injection, it couldn't be the injection of poison?"
Tang Jide withdrew his hand, glanced at Xiao Xiami, and saw that she also nodded, so he scratched the back of his head vigorously: "Pheasant, if you want to eat, eat more—"
"Big head, I'm timid, don't scare me, okay?" The pheasant panicked now.
"Your illness is not serious. It's called talking tuberculosis. You have to speak more than three sentences a day. It must be hopeless!" Tang Datou finally couldn't hold it anymore, and burst out laughing.
The pheasant was completely relieved now, and began to open its mouth to prepare food and drink for it. Since it was caught, it only drank a little water, and it suffocated this delicious guy.
Tang Jide didn't stop him this time. He didn't want to put too much pressure on the pheasant. He just looked at Xiao Xiami again, and then shook his head lightly: I wasn't joking with the pheasant just now. In its body, I really felt They saw a button-sized foreign body. Although they were not sure what it was, it gave them a very dangerous feeling.And the feeling of Tang Datou and Xiao Xiami has always been unmistakable——
(End of this chapter)
Mr. Foreign Minister had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage, which caused the venue to be hectic for a while, and then gradually subsided.During this time, Daxing Jiuduan turned into a chess grandmaster again, and played two games of chess with two representatives from Europe.
This is pure communication, without any other factors mixed in, so the two representatives who lost chess just heheed twice, and even touched Daxing's thorns affectionately.
Only in this way, the big star's limelight is obviously overshadowed by Tang Datou. You must know that chess is still widely spread. Although the level of these two representatives is not too high, it is precisely because of this that they represent the level of most people. , but they were all won by this orangutan. This is too heaven-defying. Many representatives clamored to test Daxing's IQ.
Even Tang Jide wondered: Usually when playing chess, I have to let Daxing run with a set of chariots and horses. It just knows simple rules. Chess is the worst game. Does it have talent in Go and chess?
However, seeing Xiao Xiami sitting behind Daxing all the time, as if watching the battle on its shoulder, Tang Jide finally got the hang of it: she probably manipulated Daxing's little claws, and it was just a decoration.Hehe, so to speak, that Mr. Foreign Minister lost a bit——
While Comrade Vasily was in full glory, his old partner, Mr. Pheasant, squatted on a small boat a little depressed, looking at the Statue of Liberty not far away, imagining when he could come to save it.
"Dr. Downey, I heard that Mr. Big Head is very popular in the United Nations now. Would you like to call him and tell him to calm down?" An assistant who was pulling a noose next to the pheasant lay on the small boat. The head basking in the sun asked, but this title is a bit special.
Mr. Doctor raised his index finger and shook it, then asked, "Wood, how long have you been my assistant?"
"It's been four years." The assistant was stunned for a moment, he really couldn't keep up with the leaping thinking of Mr. Doctor.
Taking off the sunglasses stuck on the bridge of the nose, the doctor smiled: "To be precise, it should be four years and three months and ten days. Wood, you have learned a lot in these four years and you have grown a lot, then Have you noticed, how many times has that gray pigeon appeared in our field of vision?"
The assistant jumped up subconsciously, so that the rope in his hand was suddenly tightened, and the pheasant was thrown over the side of the boat: "Doctor, do you mean that we are also being monitored by the other party?"
"Ask Tevez to sail the boat. It's not safe here. At noon tomorrow at the latest, the octopus monsters from Peach Blossom Island will come here. You don't want to experience the feeling of being entangled by the arms and legs of those octopuses, do you?" Dr. Sitting up, he went to pull the rope tied around the assistant's wrist.As a result, it felt light in the hand, and only a piece of rope was pulled up. As for the pheasant tied there, it disappeared.
Damn it——Wood cursed, leaned over to look down the boat, and saw the pheasant with its neck floating on the water, swimming into the distance.
"Can parrots swim like ducks?" Wood felt a little dazed.Still another assistant reacted faster, launched the speedboat and chased after him.
Without the shackles of the rope, the pheasant felt light all over its body, as if singing loudly to celebrate the hard-won freedom, but it still did not forget to thank its partner who rescued it: "Banban, you are my friend!" Brother, if anyone dares to laugh at your big teeth in the future, I will fight him with my life first!"
There is also a reason why the pheasant said this, because it knows best that the rope around its neck is difficult to cut even with pliers, because I heard from a bullshit doctor that the rope is woven with a variety of alloy wires made.
Banban didn't care to listen to it's nonsense. He just followed the gray pigeon to the place and happened to see the pheasant being thrown out of the cabin, so Banban helped it.It's just that the pheasant is big and deep, and it's a bit difficult to carry it with its small body. It feels a bit like a dung beetle carrying a super big dung ball.
"Brother Banban, run quickly, the enemy is chasing you—" The pheasant looked back, only to find that the motorboat was approaching rapidly, so frightened it hurriedly encouraged Banban.
But Banban's water quality is so-so, and it has to stand up two front paws to hold the pheasant, so it's not bad to be able to run so far.It is so small that, seen from the boat, its body is completely hidden under the feathers of the pheasant.
Haw—an angry protest sounded from Banban's mouth, and then the pheasant remembered: I seem to be able to fly?
So he flapped his wings vigorously, and the pheasant soared into the air, still holding the chirping planks in its paws, and flew towards the direction of Liberty Island.
"Doctor, do you still want to chase?" the assistant asked Dr. Downey for instructions.
Downey was playing with the sunglasses in his hand: "It's fine to just pretend, it won't fly out of our palms."
Mr. Wood couldn't understand the doctor's words full of mystery. He shrugged his shoulders: "But now our only bait has also flown. I'm afraid there is nothing else that can threaten the other party?"
"And me, I think they will be interested in me as a bait." The doctor pointed to his forehead smartly, and then rubbed his eyes with his hands.As a result, he accidentally knocked off his left eye and almost rolled into the water.
After reinstalling the eyeballs, the doctor blinked, and it was exactly the same as a normal person. At least from the appearance, it was not fake at all.The doctor put on the sunglasses again, and asked his assistant to turn the boat around and headed for Manhattan.
Long live liberty, long live liberty—the pheasant's gong echoed in the air above Liberty Island, causing the tourists below to look up and see who is not in the right mind, and actually ran here to make a fuss.How did they know that Mr. Pheasant is sincere.
"Look, even the parrots have been inspired by the Statue of Liberty to join this great country!" A American guy was promoting it to a large group of tourists from China, because he knew that most of them were I once inquired about investment immigration, what a good pimp business.
"Uncle tour guide, that parrot seems to be shitting on the goddess statue?" Children just like to tell the truth, an eight or nine-year-old guy tugged on the tour guide's sleeve.
In fact, the dream of the pheasant was to take a nap on the Statue of Liberty, but he was kidnapped when he came to the United States. This also made Mr. Pheasant completely disappointed in this so-called free country, so he couldn't help leaving some souvenirs.And it feels comfortable all over the body now, and all kinds of depression and troubles have been completely released.
"Oh, damn it, whoever gives me a shotgun, I'll shoot that parrot down!" The tour guide waved his arms vigorously, regardless of pimping.
But the pheasant didn't care about him. It combed its feathers on its own, and then grabbed the plank, left Liberty Island, and flew back towards the United Nations Headquarters building.
At this moment, Tang Jide still doesn't know that the pheasant has regained his freedom. He is taking this rare opportunity to communicate with those representatives who are more friendly to Taohua Island.State-to-state exchanges are similar to making friends. They are mutually beneficial and exchange what they need.Therefore, Tang Jide received the most requests, that is, he hoped that Taohua Island could also distribute the big-name cancer treatment drugs to the countries they represented.
This is also impossible, because the production is limited, so it can only be sold in a few friendly countries at present. Now it is obvious that there are more wolves and less meat, and the supply cannot be opened at all.But the big head couldn't wipe the meat off his face, and he really didn't know how to refuse his friend's request.At the end, he simply waved his arms: "Don't worry, when we go back and find a way, everyone will have a share in a year's time!"
For this reason, the venue burst into warm applause for the first time.On the contrary, Xiao Xiami is a little worried for Uncle Datou: if the time comes, if the promise cannot be fulfilled, it will be easy to turn against each other.
Tang Jide also quietly wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and made eye contact with Xiao Xiami: There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, let's study it later——
It took a whole afternoon for this warm-up meeting to come to an end, and there was a banquet in the evening, but Tang Datou was no longer ready to attend: it was too tiring, having a meeting was more tiring than working in the fields all afternoon!
As soon as he walked out of the venue, the phone rang, and a familiar voice came from inside: "Mr. Tang, I have some good news for you, your partner flew back—"
The pheasant was rescued by Banban?Tang Jide immediately realized that when he sent Banban over, he mainly asked it to monitor the other party. Unexpectedly, this little guy was more straightforward and brought the pheasant back.So he said twice: "Maybe it's not good news, my ears have just become clearer in the past two days."
There was also a burst of laughter from the other end of the phone: "However, Tang Jide should cherish it more, because you may not spend too much time with your partner."
What do you mean?Are you threatening me?Putting down the phone, Big Brother was a little confused.Little Xiami blinked his big eyes twice: "Could they have done something to the pheasant?"
So I hurried back to the hotel, and sure enough, as soon as I entered the lobby, I heard the voice of a pheasant: "Go and get me some fruit and dried fruit first, put it in the account, and pay the money when I come back later—"
Tang Jide smacked his lips and muttered, "Are you using me as a big mobile wallet?"
Pheasant's ears are relatively thieves. Hearing Tang Jide's voice, he yelled at the waiter again: "No need to pay on credit, just send the things to my room directly. Daxing, give him a tip first, and he won't want to pay if he doesn't give money." Run errands for me!"
"Don't rush to eat, I'll check it for you first." Tang Jide put his hands on the pheasant's neck, closed his eyes and began to probe the pheasant's body with plant essence.At the same time, Little Xiami stretched out his little hand.
This situation really frightened the pheasant: "I remembered, that Dr. Bird really gave me an injection, it couldn't be the injection of poison?"
Tang Jide withdrew his hand, glanced at Xiao Xiami, and saw that she also nodded, so he scratched the back of his head vigorously: "Pheasant, if you want to eat, eat more—"
"Big head, I'm timid, don't scare me, okay?" The pheasant panicked now.
"Your illness is not serious. It's called talking tuberculosis. You have to speak more than three sentences a day. It must be hopeless!" Tang Datou finally couldn't hold it anymore, and burst out laughing.
The pheasant was completely relieved now, and began to open its mouth to prepare food and drink for it. Since it was caught, it only drank a little water, and it suffocated this delicious guy.
Tang Jide didn't stop him this time. He didn't want to put too much pressure on the pheasant. He just looked at Xiao Xiami again, and then shook his head lightly: I wasn't joking with the pheasant just now. In its body, I really felt They saw a button-sized foreign body. Although they were not sure what it was, it gave them a very dangerous feeling.And the feeling of Tang Datou and Xiao Xiami has always been unmistakable——
(End of this chapter)
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