Big Islander 2

Chapter 236 The American Version of Du Shiniang
The RV drove into the bustling urban area. In order not to shock the world, the Daguai family hid in the RV.As for the unnecessary facilities in the car, throw them all away. Anyway, this car is about to complete its mission.

Through the neon lights of those skyscrapers, what Tang Jide saw most was the hotel.It is said that nine of the top ten resort hotels in the world are located here.Therefore, the most tourists who come to Las Vegas every year are not here for gambling, but mainly for vacation.

Of course, many of them came here to get married. Las Vegas is a famous marriage capital in the world. There is a 24-hour marriage registration office here. Whether you are a foreigner or a foreigner, you can get a marriage license within 15 minutes, which is very fast.

It was the first time to come to such a brightly lit city that never sleeps. It was not easy to find the MGM Grand Hotel that Professor Downey mentioned. Ask for directions.

But after getting out of the car, before he could speak, the young lady grabbed his arm and said, "Sir, it's great to meet you, come with me—"

Met a street girl—— Tang Jide couldn't help scratching the back of his head, crying poorly: "I don't have any money!"

"Sir, I will pay you, how about a hundred dollars?" The lady was anxious.

Tang Jide couldn't help but sigh inwardly: No wonder people say that Las Vegas is a man's paradise, this treatment is really speechless.

Seeing Tang Jide getting out of the car to ask for directions, Da Xing and Pheasant also jumped out of the car as if they wanted to pick him up.The big star gesticulated with his little paws, while the pheasant was even more straightforward, calling out viciously: "Hurry up and find someone else, the big head has sex~ dysfunction!"

Tang Jide was so angry that he wanted to pinch the pheasant's neck and strangle it to death: Brother is still a pure old virgin, how about two fiancees? How dare you curse me so viciously?
The woman was taken aback for a moment, and then she also showed a smile on her face: "I'm too anxious, I want to ask this gentleman to do me a favor and be my witness." for a moment.

It turned out that this was the case, Brother Datou breathed a sigh of relief: "We are strangers, how can we be your witnesses, such a sacred and solemn event, just pull a passer-by, it's a bit too childish, isn't it?"

Oh oh——Da Xing pointed to his nostrils with his small paws, a little self-recommendation.But the pheasant is even more straightforward: "Don't look for the big head, he pushes back and forth, don't you know the beauty of a gentleman's adulthood, this matter is arranged by Daxing and I."

Although the woman who was in a hurry to get married was amazed by the fluent language of the pheasant, she still shook her head: "It must be a human being, Mr. Pastor doesn't seem to say that animals can be married—"

The pheasant was not happy when he heard it: "Before God, everyone is equal—all things are equal, which pastor said that I can't be a witness, go to him to settle the score—beautiful lady, if I and Daxing help you to witness the marriage, Can you give us two hundred dollars for our hard work?"

The lady was apparently also getting married for the first time and had little experience, so she led Daxing and Pheasant to the church.But just to be on the safe side, Tang Jide was also included.

The big monster's family in the RV wanted to come down, but they were stopped by Xiao Xiami with a smile: "Do you want to be wedding witnesses too?"

This is a small church with only a few dozen seats, with candlesticks burning and flowers on both sides.There was already a man waiting anxiously in the church, and beside him was a calm pastor.In fact, in Las Vegas, there are quite a few small churches like this. The main task is to send the men and women who come here to get married into the palace of marriage—of course, it may also be the grave of marriage.

Seeing that the lady finally brought in a witness, although it was a shirtless Indian, the ceremony could finally go on—poor big brother, he has returned to his original appearance, with a picture of the chief eagle on his back The gifted longbow was mistaken for an Indian.

The pastor wears glasses, and he is also a little vague: he has presided over many weddings, and it seems that there have been no Indians as witnesses. I wonder if they have the qualifications?

Just as the pastor was scratching his stomach, the man couldn't wait any longer: "Mr. Pastor, can we start?"

Under the glory of the Lord, all are equal—the pastor had no choice but to comfort himself in his heart, and when he was about to speak, he heard a broken voice: "I also want to be a witness!"

The pastor was overjoyed. It would be best if there were others.However, when he saw Da Xing flashing out from behind Tang Jide with a pheasant in his arms, he was almost intimidated. He quickly raised his glasses and drew a cross on his chest.

Tang Jide was really worried that Mr. Pastor would faint, so he quickly put the pheasant and the big star on the seats, and did it honestly. Although he couldn't be the witness of the wedding, it seemed good to be the witness of the wedding.

After calming down, the pastor began to preside over the ceremony. Although there were few people, the ceremonies that should go were the same.Until the pastor said the last "You can kiss your wife", the stars below started clapping and blew a kiss to Tang Jide.

"Thank you—" With a happy smile on her face, the bride distributed one hundred dollars to each of the three present.Tang Jide was also polite, and carefully put it into the pitcher. This banknote is very commemorative.

The ceremony was successfully completed, and the pastor's face was obviously relaxed.But he still had doubts in his heart, so he walked up to Tang Jide: "Excuse me, do Indians also believe in God?"

Tang Jide looked down at his own appearance, and felt amused: If there were a few more feathers on his head, he would look more like an Indian.

Since he is regarded as an Indian, he can't talk nonsense, so Tang Jide thought about it seriously: "We Indians believe in nature, and God is also a part of this world."

The pastor was a serious person. After bidding farewell to the couple, he reached out to block Tang Jide and argued with him: "No, it should be said that God created this world."

"I also said that Pangu created this world—" The pheasant automatically joined the battle group. The thing it is most willing to do is to argue with people, for fear that it will not find an opponent.

This pastor is also a dead-headed person. When encountering such an entangled thing like a pheasant, one person and one bird are arguing so heatedly that Tang Jide couldn't get in his mouth when he wanted to ask for directions.

At this time, the young couple who had just completed their wedding returned to the church in a panic.Mr. Pastor signaled the pheasant to wait for a while, and then asked them: "Are you going to go through divorce procedures?"

Tang Jide, who was watching the battle beside him, couldn't help but widen his eyes: the lightning style is not so fast, is it?He didn't know that in Las Vegas, it was easy to get married and easy to get divorced, so Mr. Pastor had long been familiar with it.

The couple didn't need to answer, the group who rushed in from outside had already given the answer. A dozen strong men walked into the church, all of them with unfriendly faces and bulging waists, obviously carrying a dick.

The last person who walked into the church was a gloomy man, about 30 years old, with loose curly hair and a very elegant temperament, but there was a violent aura hidden in his eyes.

He opened his arms and said softly in a slightly hoarse voice: "Ruth, my dear baby, come on, come back to my arms—"

"We have married before God, you devil, go to hell!" Ruth, who had just become a bride, looked shocked and frightened, but she still stood in front of her husband.Because she knew the person opposite so well, he was simply more terrifying than a devil.

An abnormal blush appeared on the curly-haired man's face, he suddenly raised his fist, and hit the big man in black on the face, his nose bleeds, but the big man still stood upright, as if the punch was not a blow Normal on his face.

Punch after punch, punch to flesh, the big man in black finally collapsed to the ground.The curly-haired man took out a very delicate handkerchief, wiped the blood from his fingers, and then threw the handkerchief on the face of the big man in black.

Everyone, including the pastor, was terrified to see it. They were so cruel to their own people, so what would happen to outsiders?
The man hiding behind Ruth was even more unbearable, his legs trembling involuntarily, and when the blood-stained handkerchief fell to the ground, he also knelt on the ground with a plop: "Mr. Spencer, Miss Ruth is still yours!" , the wedding just now is invalid, Indians have no right to be witnesses—"

The big head who was shot lying down couldn't help muttering: "Bear bag, this kind of thing should be a bachelor for the rest of his life!"

Ms. Ruth was obviously also extremely shocked. She looked back at the man who had sworn to her just now with a look of disbelief.

"Hahaha——" the curly-haired man Spencer let out a strange laugh, then took out a delicate small box from his pocket, opened it, put it under his nostrils and sucked it, the blush on his face became more obvious.

In this situation, the pheasant couldn't help being touched by the scene, and began to complain: "Fuck, this is the American version of Du Shiniang, this little boy is worse than Li Jia!"

Spencer's hysterical laughter finally stopped abruptly. He was obviously in a good mood, and pointed at Ruth mockingly: "This is the man you chose, he seems to have ordinary vision. This kind of stuff is dominated by those thrown behind the church." In the grave!"

As if they had understood his order, the big men in black approached the bridegroom limply on the ground. The heavy footsteps made by their leather shoes were like a death knell, knocking on the bridegroom's heart one after another. It finally broke him completely.

"This is the church, please go out." At the critical moment, Mr. Pastor stepped forward. Although this guy was a bit out of his mind, he possessed the integrity of a pastor.

Tang Jide would never pity him for that soft bone, so he didn't make a move, but Da Xing rushed over righteously, stretched out his little claws, and pulled the distraught Ms. Ruth aside.

"Church? I'm going to be in the church today and burn this couple on behalf of God!" Spencer had clearly fallen into a state of frenzy, like a real demon from the ground.

(End of this chapter)