Big Islander 2
Chapter 275
Chapter 275
"Come on, let's have another drink—" Tang Jide shook his wine glass, touched Chief Eagle, and drank it down again.Thus, a pot navel appeared in the belly of an iron pot.
Everything has a limit, this glass of wine has finally reached the maximum capacity of the belly, Tang Jide felt that the wine had reached his throat and might spill out at any time.
Although he used plant essence to digest most of the alcohol in his body, but he drank too much, and even the remaining water was enough to pour him out of toad belly.
"Big head, if you drink any more, your belly will explode." Pheasant reminded him kindly.This guy also drank a lot, and he walked worse than Tang Datou.
Huh huh—— Tang Jide didn't dare to speak now, he was afraid that if he opened his mouth, the wine would flow out.It was Daxing who was more sensible, he supported Tang Datou's waist with his small paws, and was about to help him back.
Tang Jide stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the seashore, seeing what he meant, he was going to soak in the seawater, sober up, and solve the problem of stomach swelling by the way.
"Vassili, please slow down. You must take good care of the big head. He is pregnant now and is the key protection target!" Seeing Tang Jide with a big belly and walking harder than a pregnant woman, the pheasant gloated beside him.
Tang Jide groaned twice, stretched out his foot and kicked the pheasant's ass.This movement has long been honed, and it is absolutely incomparable.But today, the belly was too heavy, coupled with the anesthesia of alcohol, so it was like slow motion, and the pheasant moved a few steps lightly and skillfully, and then hid to the side.He was still provocative: "Kick me, if you have the ability to kick me—"
Just after Tang Jide lifted his foot, he felt the pressure in his stomach suddenly increase, and with a wow, he sprayed a mouthful of wine from his mouth, and poured it directly on the pheasant's head.
"It's easy to dodge a sharp spear, but hard to defend against a hidden arrow—" The pheasant shook his head, then fell drunk to the ground with a puff.
Tang Jide relaxed a lot now, and walked towards the sea unsteadily.Little Xiami looked a little worried, and he and Da Xing were on the left and right, supporting Uncle Big Tou.
The sea surface at night is very quiet, the waves are humming softly, and the sea breeze has become very gentle, just like a lover's hand, gently caressing the body, feeling very comfortable.It is indeed a kind of enjoyment to walk in such a dark night.No wonder Tang Datou wants to stroll here.
With a thud, Tang Jide jumped into the sea.Under the buoyancy of the sea water, the big belly that was still cumbersome just now felt a lot more relaxed. Tang Jide couldn't help humming twice, and then lay on the calm sea, closed his eyes, and silently circulated the plant essence, Float forward.
Little Xiami and Big Xing didn't want to spend most of the night soaking in the sea, so they sat on the shore, leaning on each other's backs, quietly feeling the whisper of the sea.
Unknowingly, Tang Jide floated for two or three miles, and suddenly, with a bang on the head, he hit it hard.He was about to fall asleep at first, but he opened his eyes in a daze. In his drunken eyes, he seemed to see a small boat lying in front of him.
"There are still people coming to congratulate you at this time, welcome, go to the island and have a drink—" Tang Jide waved his hand enthusiastically, all the visitors are guests.Because there are still two days before the founding ceremony, there are still some congratulatory guests arriving one after another.
The dozens of soldiers with live ammunition on board were stunned for a moment, thinking that the sneak attack had been exposed.But after hearing Tang Jide's drunken words and the smell of alcohol brought over by the sea breeze, they soon understood that they had run into a drunk.
"Congratulations, congratulations on the successful opening of Peach Blossom Island, please accept our gift." Sitting at the bow was the head of the mercenary army, he said something in half-baked Chinese, and then the assault boat faced Tang Jide slam into it.It directly knocked him into the air, and then fell heavily to the surface of the sea.
The group leader waved his hand: "Keep going, no one can stop us—"
More than a dozen assault boats scrape the water and move forward rapidly. The soldiers on board are all wearing night vision goggles. Their target is right in front of them. As long as they control the guests who come here to congratulate them, they can kill more than half of the countries in the world. Political leaders are in their hands, and these people will bring them a huge fortune.
Just now, they have received news from the eyeliner who sneaked into the island, saying that a grand open-air reception has just been held on the island, the floor is full of empty wine bottles and drunks staggering, it is definitely the best place for a sneak attack good time.
You can see some clues from the drunk man who knocked unconscious just now, they all ran into the sea to play drunk, and that's not easy to catch.Therefore, this mercenary is now full of confidence.
Think about it, when you first received this mission, you were still intimidated by various rumors about Peach Blossom Island, and came here with trepidation.After all, even weapons such as aircraft, warships, and even nuclear submarines are not cheap.But now the victory is within sight and at your fingertips, so most of the soldiers have completely discarded their inner fear and rushed towards Qiantu fearlessly.
"Your gifts are very disappointing—" a voice sounded very abruptly from the bow of the ship, and at some point Tang Jide was standing in front of the head of the regiment with his belly bulging, taking one piece at a time .
After a short period of astonishment, the group leader finally saw the face of the person in front through the night vision device, and immediately became excited: "Tang Jide, you actually came to the door, are you here to guide us, hahaha—— "
Amidst the loud laughter, more than a dozen submachine guns pointed at Tang Jide in unison, and two of them had already pierced Tang Jide's belly.
At this time, Tang Jide finally sobered up. He shook his head: "You are not here to congratulate, but to make trouble. You are so brave, you dare to think about our Peach Blossom Island!"
The team leader stabbed Tang Jide in the stomach with a gun, "Wake up, believe it or not, we will beat you into a sieve right now. But please rest assured, we are only seeking money, so I hope you will be obedient."
Tang Jide looked down with difficulty, the cold gun barrel finally woke him up, he could only raise his arms helplessly: "I hope you don't kill innocent people indiscriminately, the guests on the island are all dignitaries from various countries, I believe you don't want to be Enemy of the world?"
While speaking, two soldiers rushed in front of him, twisted Tang Jide's arm, and pressed his shoulder hard. Tang Jide lay down on the boat and was handcuffed. Even his ankles were handcuffed. They were handcuffed, their mouths were taped with glue, and their heads were covered with a big cloth cover.
Obviously, the other party also knew that he was a difficult character, so they completely restrained him.Poor big brother became a drunk cat, and accidentally capsized in the gutter.
"You two take good care of our respected Mr. Island Owner—" Mr. Captain ordered, he never thought that things would go so smoothly, the king was captured first when the thief was caught, the blind cat caught the dead mouse, and caught the big head Tang, and the whole Action has basically won.As long as this guy is firmly under control, no matter how many tricks there are, he can only obey obediently.
The assault boat continued to move forward and quickly rushed to the shore. These soldiers were well-trained.They all abandoned their boats and stepped onto the shore without orders, and the whole process of landing on the beach was swift and silent.
Then, they found Xiao Xiami and Da Xing who were looking at the stars back to back, and they also pointed guns at them and surrounded them.
"Who are you guys?" Little Xiami's big bright eyes twinkled like stars.
Da Xing groaned, and pointed to the person who was escorted to the front. From the big belly, it recognized Tang Jide, so he quickly instructed Xiao Xiami.
"It's so wonderful, the little princess of Peach Blossom Island is also here. Don't be afraid, we are not bad people, but we are a little tight recently. I heard that Peach Blossom Island is full of gold and silver mountains, so come and see if you can make a little money. Mr. Leader obviously did his homework well in advance, and he recognized Xiao Xiami at a glance, and then teased the other party eccentrically, as if he was sure of winning.
While talking in his mouth, he signaled with his eyes that his subordinates should also restrain this little girl, because according to rumors, this seemingly harmless little girl is extremely lethal.
Two more ferocious soldiers rushed forward, also twisting Xiao Xiami's arm, not softening at all because of her age.Because in the pre-war meeting, they had all watched a battle video of this little girl.
Because Uncle Big Tou was taken hostage by the other party, Little Xiami didn't resist, but asked calmly, "Who sent you here?" Then his mouth was also sealed.
"We came here under the guidance of money - and this orangutan is also tied up and cannot be handcuffed. It is said that this guy is easier to unlock than eat peaches." After eating rice dumplings, he was caught under the armpit by a soldier, and a grenade was stuffed into his mouth. Comrade Vasily had no choice but to accept his fate honestly.
"Ready for action!" The head of the regiment waved his hand vigorously, and more than a hundred heavily armed soldiers were divided into ten small groups and rushed forward quickly.Judging from the entire operation, their military literacy is no less than that of the SEALs.
The lights in front are getting brighter and brighter, people can be seen vaguely, and the aroma of wine and meat can be smelled.While walking, a broken voice came from the front: "Big head——Big head, sober up, everyone is telling you to go back and continue drinking—"
After being confused for a while, the pheasant was sent to look for Tang Jide again. Its eyes were a little bit uneasy at night, and it looked like a large group of people in front of it, so it yelled again: "There is another guest, my little one." Monster Bai, you all come out to pick up the guests!" Fortunately, it can figure it out, if black and white double evil spirits pick up the guests, it will probably scare away all the guests.
"Tie this guy up too!" The leader ordered, "It's best to tie up his mouth too, or he'll be annoyed to death by this guy!"
As soon as the word "Zhiyin" came out of the pheasant's mouth, it was wrapped in tape.The soldier in charge of sealing the seal obviously knew the pheasant's urine property long ago, so he wrapped it around and around, and finally wrapped the whole head of the pheasant into a big black ball. Now, the whole world is clean ——
(End of this chapter)
"Come on, let's have another drink—" Tang Jide shook his wine glass, touched Chief Eagle, and drank it down again.Thus, a pot navel appeared in the belly of an iron pot.
Everything has a limit, this glass of wine has finally reached the maximum capacity of the belly, Tang Jide felt that the wine had reached his throat and might spill out at any time.
Although he used plant essence to digest most of the alcohol in his body, but he drank too much, and even the remaining water was enough to pour him out of toad belly.
"Big head, if you drink any more, your belly will explode." Pheasant reminded him kindly.This guy also drank a lot, and he walked worse than Tang Datou.
Huh huh—— Tang Jide didn't dare to speak now, he was afraid that if he opened his mouth, the wine would flow out.It was Daxing who was more sensible, he supported Tang Datou's waist with his small paws, and was about to help him back.
Tang Jide stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the seashore, seeing what he meant, he was going to soak in the seawater, sober up, and solve the problem of stomach swelling by the way.
"Vassili, please slow down. You must take good care of the big head. He is pregnant now and is the key protection target!" Seeing Tang Jide with a big belly and walking harder than a pregnant woman, the pheasant gloated beside him.
Tang Jide groaned twice, stretched out his foot and kicked the pheasant's ass.This movement has long been honed, and it is absolutely incomparable.But today, the belly was too heavy, coupled with the anesthesia of alcohol, so it was like slow motion, and the pheasant moved a few steps lightly and skillfully, and then hid to the side.He was still provocative: "Kick me, if you have the ability to kick me—"
Just after Tang Jide lifted his foot, he felt the pressure in his stomach suddenly increase, and with a wow, he sprayed a mouthful of wine from his mouth, and poured it directly on the pheasant's head.
"It's easy to dodge a sharp spear, but hard to defend against a hidden arrow—" The pheasant shook his head, then fell drunk to the ground with a puff.
Tang Jide relaxed a lot now, and walked towards the sea unsteadily.Little Xiami looked a little worried, and he and Da Xing were on the left and right, supporting Uncle Big Tou.
The sea surface at night is very quiet, the waves are humming softly, and the sea breeze has become very gentle, just like a lover's hand, gently caressing the body, feeling very comfortable.It is indeed a kind of enjoyment to walk in such a dark night.No wonder Tang Datou wants to stroll here.
With a thud, Tang Jide jumped into the sea.Under the buoyancy of the sea water, the big belly that was still cumbersome just now felt a lot more relaxed. Tang Jide couldn't help humming twice, and then lay on the calm sea, closed his eyes, and silently circulated the plant essence, Float forward.
Little Xiami and Big Xing didn't want to spend most of the night soaking in the sea, so they sat on the shore, leaning on each other's backs, quietly feeling the whisper of the sea.
Unknowingly, Tang Jide floated for two or three miles, and suddenly, with a bang on the head, he hit it hard.He was about to fall asleep at first, but he opened his eyes in a daze. In his drunken eyes, he seemed to see a small boat lying in front of him.
"There are still people coming to congratulate you at this time, welcome, go to the island and have a drink—" Tang Jide waved his hand enthusiastically, all the visitors are guests.Because there are still two days before the founding ceremony, there are still some congratulatory guests arriving one after another.
The dozens of soldiers with live ammunition on board were stunned for a moment, thinking that the sneak attack had been exposed.But after hearing Tang Jide's drunken words and the smell of alcohol brought over by the sea breeze, they soon understood that they had run into a drunk.
"Congratulations, congratulations on the successful opening of Peach Blossom Island, please accept our gift." Sitting at the bow was the head of the mercenary army, he said something in half-baked Chinese, and then the assault boat faced Tang Jide slam into it.It directly knocked him into the air, and then fell heavily to the surface of the sea.
The group leader waved his hand: "Keep going, no one can stop us—"
More than a dozen assault boats scrape the water and move forward rapidly. The soldiers on board are all wearing night vision goggles. Their target is right in front of them. As long as they control the guests who come here to congratulate them, they can kill more than half of the countries in the world. Political leaders are in their hands, and these people will bring them a huge fortune.
Just now, they have received news from the eyeliner who sneaked into the island, saying that a grand open-air reception has just been held on the island, the floor is full of empty wine bottles and drunks staggering, it is definitely the best place for a sneak attack good time.
You can see some clues from the drunk man who knocked unconscious just now, they all ran into the sea to play drunk, and that's not easy to catch.Therefore, this mercenary is now full of confidence.
Think about it, when you first received this mission, you were still intimidated by various rumors about Peach Blossom Island, and came here with trepidation.After all, even weapons such as aircraft, warships, and even nuclear submarines are not cheap.But now the victory is within sight and at your fingertips, so most of the soldiers have completely discarded their inner fear and rushed towards Qiantu fearlessly.
"Your gifts are very disappointing—" a voice sounded very abruptly from the bow of the ship, and at some point Tang Jide was standing in front of the head of the regiment with his belly bulging, taking one piece at a time .
After a short period of astonishment, the group leader finally saw the face of the person in front through the night vision device, and immediately became excited: "Tang Jide, you actually came to the door, are you here to guide us, hahaha—— "
Amidst the loud laughter, more than a dozen submachine guns pointed at Tang Jide in unison, and two of them had already pierced Tang Jide's belly.
At this time, Tang Jide finally sobered up. He shook his head: "You are not here to congratulate, but to make trouble. You are so brave, you dare to think about our Peach Blossom Island!"
The team leader stabbed Tang Jide in the stomach with a gun, "Wake up, believe it or not, we will beat you into a sieve right now. But please rest assured, we are only seeking money, so I hope you will be obedient."
Tang Jide looked down with difficulty, the cold gun barrel finally woke him up, he could only raise his arms helplessly: "I hope you don't kill innocent people indiscriminately, the guests on the island are all dignitaries from various countries, I believe you don't want to be Enemy of the world?"
While speaking, two soldiers rushed in front of him, twisted Tang Jide's arm, and pressed his shoulder hard. Tang Jide lay down on the boat and was handcuffed. Even his ankles were handcuffed. They were handcuffed, their mouths were taped with glue, and their heads were covered with a big cloth cover.
Obviously, the other party also knew that he was a difficult character, so they completely restrained him.Poor big brother became a drunk cat, and accidentally capsized in the gutter.
"You two take good care of our respected Mr. Island Owner—" Mr. Captain ordered, he never thought that things would go so smoothly, the king was captured first when the thief was caught, the blind cat caught the dead mouse, and caught the big head Tang, and the whole Action has basically won.As long as this guy is firmly under control, no matter how many tricks there are, he can only obey obediently.
The assault boat continued to move forward and quickly rushed to the shore. These soldiers were well-trained.They all abandoned their boats and stepped onto the shore without orders, and the whole process of landing on the beach was swift and silent.
Then, they found Xiao Xiami and Da Xing who were looking at the stars back to back, and they also pointed guns at them and surrounded them.
"Who are you guys?" Little Xiami's big bright eyes twinkled like stars.
Da Xing groaned, and pointed to the person who was escorted to the front. From the big belly, it recognized Tang Jide, so he quickly instructed Xiao Xiami.
"It's so wonderful, the little princess of Peach Blossom Island is also here. Don't be afraid, we are not bad people, but we are a little tight recently. I heard that Peach Blossom Island is full of gold and silver mountains, so come and see if you can make a little money. Mr. Leader obviously did his homework well in advance, and he recognized Xiao Xiami at a glance, and then teased the other party eccentrically, as if he was sure of winning.
While talking in his mouth, he signaled with his eyes that his subordinates should also restrain this little girl, because according to rumors, this seemingly harmless little girl is extremely lethal.
Two more ferocious soldiers rushed forward, also twisting Xiao Xiami's arm, not softening at all because of her age.Because in the pre-war meeting, they had all watched a battle video of this little girl.
Because Uncle Big Tou was taken hostage by the other party, Little Xiami didn't resist, but asked calmly, "Who sent you here?" Then his mouth was also sealed.
"We came here under the guidance of money - and this orangutan is also tied up and cannot be handcuffed. It is said that this guy is easier to unlock than eat peaches." After eating rice dumplings, he was caught under the armpit by a soldier, and a grenade was stuffed into his mouth. Comrade Vasily had no choice but to accept his fate honestly.
"Ready for action!" The head of the regiment waved his hand vigorously, and more than a hundred heavily armed soldiers were divided into ten small groups and rushed forward quickly.Judging from the entire operation, their military literacy is no less than that of the SEALs.
The lights in front are getting brighter and brighter, people can be seen vaguely, and the aroma of wine and meat can be smelled.While walking, a broken voice came from the front: "Big head——Big head, sober up, everyone is telling you to go back and continue drinking—"
After being confused for a while, the pheasant was sent to look for Tang Jide again. Its eyes were a little bit uneasy at night, and it looked like a large group of people in front of it, so it yelled again: "There is another guest, my little one." Monster Bai, you all come out to pick up the guests!" Fortunately, it can figure it out, if black and white double evil spirits pick up the guests, it will probably scare away all the guests.
"Tie this guy up too!" The leader ordered, "It's best to tie up his mouth too, or he'll be annoyed to death by this guy!"
As soon as the word "Zhiyin" came out of the pheasant's mouth, it was wrapped in tape.The soldier in charge of sealing the seal obviously knew the pheasant's urine property long ago, so he wrapped it around and around, and finally wrapped the whole head of the pheasant into a big black ball. Now, the whole world is clean ——
(End of this chapter)
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