Big Islander 2

Chapter 285 A Unique Military Parade
The military parade on Peach Blossom Island is absolutely unique in the world, and it almost blinded the eyes of the audience in front of the TV.The scar team that played at the beginning is still within an acceptable range.But when the orangutan detachment came out, people were stunned: what's going on?
I saw a hundred or ten chimpanzees lined up in a square line, and they were actually neatly lined up horizontally and vertically.They are all red overalls with snow-white half shirts and red bow ties, which is very festive.It's just that the walking posture is really not flattering, the two hind legs are bowed, and the upper body is also swaying. How can there be any military demeanor?

The pheasant continued to boast: "These are the aborigines of Peach Blossom Island. They are lively, industrious and brave, and have made outstanding contributions to the tourism industry of Peach Blossom Island. You see, they walked past the rostrum with neat steps— —Go forward!”

Calling the chimpanzee to go forward has the same effect as the black blind man standing at attention, and there is a trace of commotion in the originally neat team.Just at this time, someone threw a handful of toffee, like a fairy scattered flowers, and fell into the orangutan team.

This time the camp was completely blown up, the orangutans were all looking for candies on the ground, and they were in a mess. No matter how Colonel Vasili called, they were still defeated.As soon as Da Xing got angry, he also joined the candy grabbing team.

The audience couldn't help but smile, this founding ceremony is always grand and humorous, and they are all used to it, so let's just watch it for fun.

Finally, the tomboy couldn't stand it anymore, so he went up to reorganize the team, and the orangutan detachment finally completed their task.It's just that in the second half of the journey, most of the orangutans chewed the toffee in their mouths while lowering their heads and groping on the ground, as if they were stealing landmines——

Afterwards, the tortoise transportation unit led by Kaka also accepted the inspection, and the Dodo Legion led by Feifei walked past the pier one after another.When hundreds of bald eagles whizzed past the pier, the pheasant also excitedly shouted: "Look, this is the air force of our Taohua Island, which has all-weather combat capabilities, especially in the aspects of detection and bombing." , especially outstanding!"

Among the guests, Mr. Secretary of State, who was watching the military parade, shrank back into the crowd unconsciously. He was really worried about being "airstrike" by bombs again.It can be seen that the air force on Peach Blossom Island is still very powerful.

"The navy of Peach Blossom Island is under review, and it is also the most powerful unit on Peach Blossom Island!" The pheasant raised his tone several times. That's right, from a combat point of view, Peach Blossom Island's navy is indeed the most powerful. It has been proved by several surrounding countries and regions.Whether it is the octopus soldiers or the drum shrimp brigade, they are extremely destructive.

Especially when the huge sperm whales, old sharks and old thieves appear on the stage, it is even more shocking. The existence of this kind of ocean overlord makes people sigh the greatness of life.At the same time, some forces that are hostile to Peach Blossom Island are secretly guarding in their hearts: Never confront Peach Blossom Island in the ocean, even a small fish may be a spy sent by them.

"Now we are reviewing a special army, and they can best represent the principle of equality of all things in Peach Blossom Island—" Amidst the shouts of pheasants, people's eyes widened, and they saw strange-looking vines growing on the ground. It squirmed on the ground, and the speed was not slow, almost like an adult walking.

There really are plants that can wriggle on their own—the viewers in front of the TV are also stunned: I am afraid that from now on, the criteria for defining animals and plants will have to be revised again, right?

The guests at the scene were also amazed: what kind of plant is this, why does it give people a very scary feeling, can it be cannibalism?

I really guessed it right, if Tang Jide hadn't been here to communicate with the ghost claw vine, these guys might really rush into the crowd to taste the taste of flesh and blood, you know, the ghost claw vine is not only a vegetarian.

Even with Tang Jide's guidance, the ghost claw vine did not take action, but it showed a bloodthirsty desire. It is this desire that makes people frightened.

Looking at the ghost claw vine wriggling on the slate, some people have developed deeper associations: If you attack from the ground, shuttle in the woods and grass, and suddenly get entangled by a clump of plants around you, what a scene. , is too terrifying——

"It is the special mixed team of Peach Blossom Island that is being inspected now, please keep your eyes open—" After Ghost Claw Teng passed the rostrum, the pheasant continued to speak in vernacular.It's just that people opened their eyes wide, but they didn't see any troops appearing.

In the end, some reporters caught it with cameras, and then there were bursts of exclamations: "Ant, it's a big ant!"

It was only then that people noticed that the ground was indeed different from the original, gradually replaced by reddish brown, and finally merged into a torrent, rolling forward, probably hundreds of millions.

People in front of the TV can clearly see from the close-up shots of the camera that the ants are about the size of a little finger, and they look very brave and have an indomitable momentum.Just imagine, such a large group of ants crawling all over your body, and being bitten by thousands of mouthparts at the same time, the taste will definitely be ecstasy, right?

Everyone felt itchy and cold, and secretly made up their minds: It is best not to confront the ground troops on Taohua Island.

The pheasant was still fanning the flames: "Although this army of ants is relatively small in size, its power is absolutely astonishing. Even an elephant will be gnawed down to a pile of bones in a few minutes—"

There was a commotion in the viewing group, and people involuntarily backed away for a certain distance, and their heartbeats were much faster than usual.

For this effect, Ye Ji expressed his satisfaction: "But please don't worry, as long as you don't provoke them, these ants are quite obedient. They clean up a lot of garbage for Peach Blossom Island every day. They are hard-working cleaners."

Amidst people's fear, the torrent of ants finally passed through, but then a low humming sound made people's nerves tense again.Only the voice of the pheasant continued to sound: "The army of ants is a ground force, and it can form a three-dimensional offensive when it cooperates with the wild bee team in the air. Now it is the flying team of Taohua Island that is being inspected. The honey that everyone eats these days is provided by them." Yes, let's pay tribute to these hardworking gardeners—"

In the trembling applause of the people, the swarm of bees turned into a few dark clouds and swept over people's heads, leaving only a faint fragrance of honey and the fear in people's hearts. It is definitely a nightmare for an army of bees to be deployed in a certain country...

At this time, no one dares to underestimate the combat power of Peach Blossom Island. Although their human troops are not many, the combined army of animals and plants is a frightening force, even stronger than those aircraft, tanks, cannons and missiles. daunting.

Even politicians in many countries have begun to consider whether they should learn from Taohua Island's experience and develop their own biological weapons according to their own characteristics after returning home.Of course, this aspect is destined to be extremely difficult.

After Bat Baby led its huge group of subordinates to fly over the pier, the military parade on Peach Blossom Island officially ended.This extraordinary military parade has opened people's eyes, and also brought people more and deeper thinking.

Although there were many unbearable scenes in the military parade, what brought people more shock.Including those superpowers, no one dared to underestimate the military strength of Peach Blossom Island.If we still thought Taohuadao was a fluke before, then we put it on an equal level now.

From another perspective, this military parade has also achieved results, fulfilling the goal set in advance, that is, while entertaining the public, it also has a sufficient deterrent effect.Judging from the expressions of the audience, the goal has been exceeded.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the founding ceremony of Peach Blossom Island is over, let's revel to our heart's content—" When the pheasant announced the end, there was a thunderous cheer from the audience, mixed with strange cries, The orangutan detachment, along with the orangutans and baboons, rushed excitedly to the only shop on the island.Because it is the National Day, the food here is provided for free for the animals, and those thoughtful guys have already thought about not being able to eat and walking around.Only bastards like Qingtouleng and Lengtouqing sit at the counter and wrestle with their bellies.

The TV broadcast also ended here, but the people in front of the TV still couldn't get enough of it. Many people picked up the phone at the same time, preparing to book tickets and travel to Peach Blossom Island.If you don't take a stroll around such an interesting place and see it with your own eyes, you will regret it for life.

Therefore, an unexpected harvest of this founding ceremony is that for a long time to come, the tourism industry of Peach Blossom Island will continue to heat up, so that later, it has to limit the number of people who enter the country every day, lest there are too many tourists, which will affect the ecological environment of Peach Blossom Island. cause unnecessary damage.After all, for the paradise of Peach Blossom Island, harmony and nature are its eternal melody.

Although the ceremony is over, there is still another important event, which is the wedding of the island owner Tang Jide on this day.Except for a small number of guests who left in a hurry, most of them stayed because it was said that the lunch was very sumptuous, with more than 100 dishes.

After living in Peach Blossom Island for the past two days, people have already tasted the special food of Peach Blossom Island, so they are all looking forward to it: the first banquet of the founding of the country must be extraordinary.

The venue was also transferred from the pier to the small auditorium on the island. Here, the first wedding of Peach Blossom Island since the founding of the People's Republic of China will be held, and what's different is that the island owner Tang Jide will marry two wives at the same time.

This has also caused some controversy, especially some feminists, who are even ready to attack Tang Jide at the wedding: use the sharpest language to criticize his extremely shameless behavior!

Mr. Secretary of State from the United States did not choose to leave immediately. Instead, he put on an appearance of watching the show, because he had already received news that dozens of media in his country were sharpening their knives and preparing to show the big head at the wedding. How could such a good show be missed by the island owner?
(End of this chapter)