Big Islander 2

Chapter 327 Poison Kiss
"Damn it, that orangutan can score goals. Did our players release water on purpose?" Mr. Governor was angry and threw the water bottle in his hand to the ground.

A follower next to him explained softly: "That orangutan is not alone - I admire it so much, I wonder if you can sign me after the competition -"

Mr. Governor really wanted to kick this follower to death, but looking at the big star jumping around on the field, he suddenly felt that maybe this orangutan was born to be a big star, as long as he builds a suitable platform for it, it will definitely conquer all mankind.

This was also proved afterwards. The goal of Daxing was indeed recorded in the annals of history and won the support of countless fans all over the world.To this end, FIFA has also formulated a special rule, that is, creatures other than humans are prohibited from participating in official competitions.

Of course, these are all things to say, and the game on the field is still going on.Seeing that the limelight was taken away by the big star, Tang Jide was also very unconvinced and decided to show his hand.But the football is always hovering under the big star's feet, and he has no chance to get the ball at all.

In the end, he was so angry that the big-headed brother broke the ball directly from Vasily's feet, and then rushed towards the opponent's goal. He was so angry that Daxing raised his middle finger high and despised the pig teammate.

Tang Jide's dribbling speed is not fast, and even a bit slow compared to other players.The opponent's defender couldn't help but rejoice: This big head is much easier to deal with than that orangutan, brothers, come on!

Then, two burly men, one on the left and the other on the right, attacked Tang Jide aggressively.But on the lawn, trying to break off the big-headed brother's ball is harder than pulling out the grass on the ground.I saw Tang Jide picked it up with his foot, and the football flew above his head. He ran along the sideline all the way, with the football on top of his head, and ran forward slowly.

The audience shouted: Such a big head is really not for nothing. It has been pushed out for tens of meters. Is it going to keep pushing it into the goal?

Finally, an iron guard of the opponent couldn't take it anymore, jumped up high, and headed towards the football on Tang Jide's head.At the same time, his strong body rushed towards Tang Jide like Mount Tai.Even if you can't top the ball, you will definitely overturn the person.

There was only a bang, and the two heads collided firmly.Tang Jide stretched out his hands to scratch the back of his head, and then continued to move forward; as for the iron guard, he was already lying on his back on the turf, completely knocked unconscious.

"This trick is the long-lost Iron Head Kungfu in Jianghu, Iron Head is invincible!" Pheasant began to help Tang Jide brag.

Seeing that Tang Jide was about to enter the penalty area, the last defender of the opposing team finally became anxious. With a sliding shovel, he shoveled straight at Tang Jide's calf with both feet, which was simply rushing towards someone.Unexpectedly, Tang Jide hit the ball with his head, then jumped up high, leaped over the defender, and faced the goalkeeper directly.

The opponent's goalkeeper is very nervous at the moment, probably he hasn't woken up from the confusion of being broken by the big star just now, and then he encountered a freak like Tang Jide again.I saw him open his arms, trying to pick melons on top of Tang Jide's head and confiscate the ball.But suddenly, I felt that my eyes were blurred, and I had lost sight of my target.Behind him, Tang Jide has already walked into the goal with the football on his head.

What are the audience watching-is this still football, why does it look like a juggling?

And Mr. Governor finally understood: If this big guy plays, they will definitely lose even worse.Simply leave the stage halfway, to be out of sight and out of mind.

However, he still treats the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. Tang Jide did not hurt the killer, but he still saved some face for the home team. After he and Daxing scored two goals each, they stopped participating in the attack.Otherwise, according to Vasily's temperament, if he doesn't pour in ten or eight, he will definitely not give up.

In the end, when the final whistle sounded, the score was fixed at 7-0, and Taohua Island won a complete victory.Their first appearance on the world football stage was amazing.Afterwards, Australian newspapers introduced the game at length, especially the miraculous big star and big head, and the twin stars shining, the scene of the big star doing somersaults, occupied the headlines of many newspapers.

The Taohua Island football team also became famous in the first battle and won a resounding title-the Pink Army.

After the game, Tang Jide's trip to Australia came to a successful end, and they returned home with the team.Although the two sides have not made much breakthroughs on some major issues, they still have to live up to their face. Therefore, the kangaroo dumb and the koala little confused became the envoys of friendly exchanges between the two sides, and presented them to Peach Blossom Island. Mr. Governor can also be regarded as a gift I got a favor.

Originally, the team was going to take a plane, but because Mr. Captain's salvage ship was moored in Sydney's port, they returned by boat together.The salvage ship headed north along the east coast of Australia. In terms of voyage, it was not too far from Peach Blossom Island.

On the boat, the two new members, Dumb and Mimi, were sought after by everyone.Those guys headed by Karl like Dumb the most, and Karl even taught him to box.Although at the beginning, he was always kicked by Ah-Dai's two backwards, but after Xiao Xiami helped Ah-Dai to correct him a few times, this guy was able to wear his fists and beat him decently.

Seeing a group of people practicing boxing around Ah-Dai on the deck, Tang Jide couldn't help but itch, took the gloves from Karl, and practiced a few rounds with Ah-Dai.

Seeing the island owner appearing in person, everyone became more interested and booed beside him one after another.The money fan, Pheasant, even took the opportunity to open a handicap on the sidelines, collecting money with great joy.What makes Tang Jide angry is that the vast majority of people actually bet on dumb to win, how can this be human?
"Dumb was once my defeated opponent—" Tang Jide was complacent.

Carl stood up and acted as a referee: "This is a boxing match, you can't move your feet, you must abide by the rules."

Tang Jide collided his gloved fists a few times, and then took coquettish steps to fight Dui.Only after this fight did I know that Ganqing Duan has made rapid progress during this time, his fists are as fast as lightning, and they are full of strength. From the very beginning, he used a set of dazzling combination punches, which made the big brother dizzy.In the end, Dumb hit Tang Jide's chin heavily with a beautiful uppercut, knocking him off the side of the boat, and fell into the sea with a plop.

Karl raised Dumb's fist high, and Dumb was obviously very excited, bouncing around on the deck, as if celebrating his victory.In contrast, Little Misty is still more friendly, staring down with round eyes.

Because he doesn't need to eat eucalyptus leaves, his work and rest time is also obviously different from other koalas, sleeping up to ten hours a day.Coupled with its naive appearance, it is especially favored by ladies.Since the tomboy got on the boat, it has been hanging on Jia Nannan's back all day long, like carrying a fat doll.The pheasant was so angry that he kept grinding: "Tomboy, if you like to carry children, you can give birth to one yourself!"

Although Tang Jide was knocked into the sea, everyone was not worried at all, they just stopped the boat and waited.Because they all know Tang Jide's ability in the water, in the words of the pheasant, that is, the cat can sleep in the water for three days and three nights, so they are laughing and laughing as usual, watching Duan and the members of the Scar team. .

But after a long time, Tang Jide hadn't returned to the boat yet, He Tiantian was a little worried and urged to go down to have a look.On the other hand, the pheasant comforted him: "It's probably hot, I went down to take a bath, and I'm sure I'll come up in a while—look, isn't it floating up—"

Sure enough, Tang Jide's figure appeared on the sea, and the sea was calm, so he could see clearly.It's just that Brother Big Head is lying flat on the sea surface, carrying ups and downs, feeling very comfortable.

"Big head's water quality is very good. You can sleep even lying on the water. Look, your eyes are closed." The pheasant flew over, screaming in its mouth.

The situation doesn’t seem quite right. If Brother Datou had followed his temperament, he would have gone back to the boat to settle the score with Dumb—but Xiao Xiami felt something bad in his heart, so he flew over and ran all the way to Tang Jide. His eyes were closed tightly, his body was motionless, and he had obviously lost consciousness.

Xiao Xiami was terrified by this, and quickly bent down to pick up Tang Jide, then flew into the sky and landed on the deck.At this time, the pheasant also recalled: "Isn't it because I was knocked out by Dumb's heavy punch?"

Tang Jide, who was lying on the deck, was enveloped in a mass of red light, which was the essence of life from the little shrimp.Soon, Little Xiami sensed the reason why Uncle Datou was in a coma, and he was actually poisoned, and it was a very violent neurotoxin.If it weren't for the fact that Datou's body is very comparable to that of a human being, and he has a super-strong resistance to poison, he might have died.

What kind of toxin is this, so powerful? Little Xiami was also afraid for a while, and while helping Uncle Datou detoxify, he explained the situation to everyone.

Mr. Captain still has rich sailing experience: "This place is close to Australia's famous Great Barrier Reef, and there are many poisonous marine creatures, the most famous of which are Australian box jellyfish, blue-ringed octopus and sea snakes, no matter which one they are, they will be fatal.

He Tiantian was stunned immediately after hearing what he said, tears streaming down Tang Jide's face.Soon, Tang Datou opened his eyes, tapped his lips twice, and stuck out his tongue to lick the teardrops on his lips: "Is it raining?"

With the support of Xiao Xiami's life essence, he soon woke up, but the toxins in his body could not be completely eliminated in a short while.

Seeing this, He Tiantian turned from sadness to joy, and without any shyness, leaned over and kissed Tang Datou hard on the mouth.Tang Jide was in a daze, thinking that the couple were alone on the bed, so he hugged the sweet girl tightly and kissed back passionately.

"Wow, it's not suitable for children." The pheasant screamed strangely.

At the same time, He Tiantian also groaned, broke free from Tang Jide's arms, staggered a few steps, and then fell to the deck.Fortunately, he was supported by Xiao Xiami: "No, Sister Tiantian is also poisoned!"

The pheasant croaked again: "No way, you can be poisoned even with a kiss, you have turned into an old poison. Who will dare to touch you in the future, just become a monk and forget it—"

(End of this chapter)