Big Islander 2

Chapter 33

The pheasant was so frightened that it shrank directly behind Xiao Xiami, not daring to show its head.But his mouth was dishonest: "A homeless man, are you a Hindu, and you actually eat and drink here, have you seen this sign, the beef ball shop is all made of beef!"

It is said that the pheasant's mouth is really not for decoration, if it is arguing with others, it is rare to lose the wind.Hindus respect cows as gods in their daily life. In Hindi, the word for cow is used together with the word for mother, just like the word "motherland" in Chinese.

Unexpectedly, this Mr. Raz didn't care, he muttered for a while, and the translation of Xiao Xiami was actually a sentence, similar to "wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart".

"Play the piano to the cow, play the piano to the cow!" The pheasant had no choice but to retreat, and it couldn't do anything to people who couldn't get in the oil, salt, water and fire.

Even Tang Jide admired the behavior of the homeless man, holding coals in his hands and swallowing coals in his mouth, that was definitely not magic, but a real skill.It seems that this Mr. Raz does have some skills, and the ancient yoga he practiced is very successful.

But the other diners in the restaurant didn't know about it, and thought that a great magician had come, so they stepped forward one after another, asking Tang Jide and the homeless man for their autographs.

Tang Datou is most afraid of this now. He trembles a little when he sees the pen, just like a pheasant seeing Hai Dongqing; let alone the homeless man, he just poses in a very strange posture, sits on the stool, and wanders went out.

"The great gorilla is here, can you ask him to sign it?" Tang Jide had no choice but to give up the big star at this time.Of course, Comrade Vasily is also very friendly, and he especially likes to sign autographs for others.So after hearing what Tang Jide said, Da Xing picked up the crystal star and prepared to stamp it.

Unexpectedly, the audience came here for the magician today, especially the big-headed magician, who defeated David and was in the limelight, so of course people would not miss this opportunity.Swarming forward, Daxing was squeezed under the table, protesting with his mouth, but no one paid any attention.

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head for a long time: "Everyone, calm down first, I will perform a magic trick for you on the spot, and you all prepare the things that need to be signed—"

The crowd finally quieted down. Some held small notebooks in their hands, some stretched their skirts, and a girl lifted up her skirt to reveal her pink panties. Tang Jide smacked his lips when he saw it: "Ma'am, first put Put the skirt down, find a quiet place later, and I'll sign it for you alone, okay?"

Amidst the laughter of the people, hundreds of green leaves suddenly floated from Tang Jide's rattan whip, like green boats, and landed on the utensils that needed to be signed.Green sap oozes out, leaving the outline of a big head on it.

This scene was really unbelievable. When they came back to their senses, they realized that Tang Jide and his party had disappeared.

"This signature is much more precious than Yuan Datou, I will definitely keep it well!" The same girl from just now, waving her panties excitedly, walked out of the Niuwan shop dancing all the way.

It is said that at an auction several years later, a strange item appeared: it was actually a pair of panties, and was finally auctioned off by a rich man at a high price. a common man...

"Worthy of being a strong god, it seems that the sugar cane disaster on Mauritius was also caused by you. Sure enough, only those who tie the bell can untie the bell most easily." Walking on the road, the homeless man also praised Tang Jide.It's just that these words were too straightforward, causing Tang Jide to step on the ground, fall off the curb, and fell hard.

If you want others not to know, you have to do nothing yourself—— Tang Jide also sighed in his heart.Fortunately, this Mr. Raz didn't seem to care about these things, and he only discussed natural changes with Tang Jide along the way, and talked about all living things and creatures.

Back at the prince's pet shelter, the homeless man found a corner to sit down, and then went into meditation.If Tang Jide hadn't watched him walk there and sit down, he would not have felt his presence.Because at this moment, the homeless man has almost no vital signs.I can't feel his breathing, I can't feel his heartbeat. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a mummy.

Even the prince's hypersensitive dogs ran around the corner and reared up on the tramp's body.Fortunately, the prince called him back in time, otherwise, he would have left some marks on the tramp.

The world is so big, there are many wonders, don't underestimate the heroes of the world, Tang Jide felt a little emotional, but at this moment, Wang Ziwei walked in quickly: "Mr. Tang, there is an old man named Chen Fantian outside. visit."

"Grandpa!" Chen Yiyi jumped up and ran out quickly.Seeing this, Tang Jide had no choice but to walk out with him.

At the gate, I saw Chen Yiyi, who has always been lively, greeting a silver-haired old man like a good baby. The old man was turning two walnuts in his hand and scolding something in his mouth.Seeing Tang Jide, Chen Yiyi stuck out her tongue behind the old man, and said softly, "Grandpa, this is my new master."

Chen Fantian glared at his granddaughter, and then clasped his fists together: "Old man Chen Qi, I met my little friend. Children are ignorant and don't know the severity. I hope you will forgive me."

This kind of old-fashioned Jianghu people pay the most attention to seniority, and what he means is that they want to discuss friendship with Tang Jide in the same generation.Tang Datou scratched the back of his head vigorously: "We are all a family, you don't have to be polite, please come to the room quickly!"

Walking into the yard, the dogs greeted them happily.Chen Fantian also nodded slightly: "Not bad, not bad—" As he was talking, his eyes suddenly froze, and he shot towards the corner of the wall.At the same time, the homeless man who had been acting like a zombie trembled before regaining his composure.

"Who is this person?" Chen Fantian stopped his steps. Although the auras of the two sides collided just now, he could feel that the other side was unfathomable.

The pheasant was finally able to interject: "It's a homeless man who ran around the rivers and lakes and came here to beg for food. Little curly hair, you usually pee in the corner, why don't you pee now!"

Chen Fantian shook his head slightly, then entered the room under the guidance of Tang Jide, and after being seated, He Tiantian served wild tea.Chen Fantian took a sip, and then praised: "Good tea, natural without carving, it is completely natural taste."

Tang Jide heheed twice: "Mr. Chen, what a coincidence, I just received news that the plane is at [-] o'clock in the evening, and the United Nations investigation team arrived in Hong Kong from New York, so I'm afraid I won't be able to perform magic tricks on stage."

Chen Fantian laughed a few times, and his voice was like Hong Zhong: "Then I will call you a big head. In fact, you have completed the task excellently. You don't know it yet, those guys who got into the magic business by cheating, After you find out that you taught David a lesson, get out of here!"

The cheating method he mentioned refers to those magicians of the prop school, and David is one of the best.However, Tang Jide directly made his face look ashamed, and the others naturally died down.The rest are based on their real skills. These people compete in the same field, and communication is more important than competition.Regardless of victory or defeat, only talk about gains.

Unbeknownst to Tang Jide, he has now become a well-known killer in the magic world: he defeated David, the representative of the Prop School without any suspense, and Ogawa Jiren of the Manipulation School, and he is already the uncrowned king of the magic world.Fortunately, these things are only circulated among the insiders, and Tang Jide doesn't know about it, otherwise, I'm afraid the tail will be up to the sky.

Because Tang Jide, a stinky fish, turned a vigorous East-West magic arena into a grand event to learn skills. I don't know whether to be happy or disappointed.Anyway, for the audience who watched the excitement, it was somewhat regrettable.

After listening to Chen Fantian's speech, Tang Jide also slapped his forehead vigorously: "Oh, that's great, I still worry about what show to perform, and now I'm debt-free!" Originally, in his plan, he still tended to go to the ring If it doesn't work, ask Zhu Guang to meet the delegation.

"Big head, you are too humble. With your current skills, you can shock the world with ease. You don't need to participate in the competition, so that others will not be gloomy." Chen Fantian thought he was in a good mood and joked.

Tang Jide is also completely relaxed now, he had no intention of making a career in the magic world, and now his wish has come true, so he cooks himself, prepares a table of dishes, and prepares to have a good drink with Chen Fantian.

But as soon as the food and drink were ready, Mr. Raz came in from the outside, grabbed a lot of vegetables when he sat down, and he scratched half of the dishes on a large table, wiped his mouth after eating, and squatted in the corner again.

"The beggars are also on the table, it's the other way around!" The pheasant shook its head to teach the tramp a lesson, but the sound of the flute sounded again, and the pheasant whined a few times, and pinched a big dog, which naturally caused a mess. ground chicken feathers.

Vasily couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly carried the pheasant into the house, and then turned to the homeless man, pointing with his little paws, and kept oohing, as if he was blaming him.

The tramp grinned, only to scare Daxing into turning around and running away.However, the sound of the flute behind him suddenly changed, Da Xing stood there motionless as if he had been immobilized.

Amidst the weird sound of the flute, Da Xing backed up in front of the homeless man, then turned around abruptly, muttered, and spat a big mouthful of spittle on the homeless man's face.After making a face at the homeless man, Da Xing went back to the house to eat in a high spirited manner. The sound of the homeless man's flute actually didn't work on him, but he played tricks on him instead.

Do orangutans have so much saliva? After wiping the saliva off his face, Mr. Raz also looked pensive.It was Xiao Xiami who walked up to him with a smile: "Daxing is pure, kind and extremely intelligent. He doesn't act on instinct like animals, and he doesn't have too many thoughts and leave too many things like some people. Loophole, so Mr. Raz's flute will have no effect on it."

"I've been taught—" The tramp saluted Xiao Xiami solemnly, and then saw a little furry head protruding from the little girl's collar, with round black eyes staring at him.With a thought in his heart, the homeless man opened his eyes wide and looked at Banban.

Haw——Banban let out a scream, and the golden fur all over his body exploded, and he rushed towards the homeless man.

Raz raised his arm to block Banban, and then Little Xiami called Banban back.The little guy waved his little paw indignantly, but Raz raised his arm to have a look, there were actually two clear teeth marks printed on it, and his indestructible body was almost bitten.

"Failed again—" the tramp muttered in confusion.Even the sound of his flute would turn a Bengal tiger into a Persian cat, but he didn't understand why he was repeatedly frustrated today?

　Going out to dinner with my daughter-in-law tonight, this chapter will be published sooner, hehe——

　　
　
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