Big Islander 2

Chapter 333
The monkeys could not obey the command of the pheasant for the time being, but Daxing understood the intention of his old partner, and then made gestures with the monkeys for a while.So the monkey group immediately dispersed and began to look for rotten bananas.

But here is the edge of the rooster tribe, and the fruits have been picked almost, so in the end the monkeys had to pick a lot of mushrooms on the ground.

Looking at a large pile of extremely brightly colored mushrooms in front of them, the faces of the soldiers turned green: this thing looks poisonous at first glance!They have all undergone specialized jungle combat training, and they still have some skills in distinguishing food.

Mr. Pheasant severely criticized the way the monkeys handled things, and then turned to several soldiers: "In the name of the captain of the Forest Law Enforcement Team, I order you to eat it!"

The soldiers groaned inwardly, they are all disarmed now, and the submachine guns are all in the hands of those dead monkeys. Seeing how they use the guns as crutches, they obviously don't know how to use guns; the only thing that is more worrying is the Chimpanzees seem to be very proficient in playing with guns, which makes them murmur in their hearts, so they dare not act rashly.But facing a large pile of poisonous mushrooms, they didn't have the courage to eat them.

One of the soldiers decided to negotiate with the parrot, so he said in half-baked English: "Bird—Captain Bird, I don't know where we offended your organization. Please point it out so we can correct it."

"Captain Bird?" The pheasant's eyes rolled in yellow circles, and then became even angrier: "Captain Bird, you are Captain Bird, I am the famous Captain Pheasant; and this is my deputy, Da Xing vice captain."

The soldiers nodded and bowed for a while, shouting "captain pheasant" and "deputy captain star", but secretly despised in their hearts: Damn, are there official fans among animals?

Until now, Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami have been behind the scenes, seeing that the pheasant and Daxing have taken control of the situation, so they didn't show up and let the pheasant toss, because with this guy's usual style, maybe the interrogation effect will be better .

When Tang Datou heard the title of "Captain Bird", he couldn't help laughing, and looked at the little Xiami next to him, who was also covering his mouth there.Soon, they heard the "Captain Bird" continue to yell loudly: "You have committed a heinous crime, don't you know? You have hurt the animals in the forest, you have destroyed the flowers and trees in the forest. These are my crimes. The area under the jurisdiction of our forest law enforcement team. Look, how many grasses are trampled to death under your feet, sins, sins, these crimes are enough to shoot several rounds!"

The soldiers looked at each other in blank dismay: Can you tell some reason? Those monkeys are still sticking out the branches. It seems that their crimes are more serious than ours, right?

But as soldiers, they are more aware of one thing: the barrel of a gun is the last word.So they all nodded to admit their mistakes, promised not to step into the forest again, and resolutely not to cause trouble to the forest law enforcement team.

Only then did the pheasant nod in satisfaction, and began to get to the point: "Why did you come here this time, tell me honestly, don't try to fool around with lies, since the Andy tribe, you have been followed by us!"

A few soldiers looked at these monkeys, and they really looked familiar. They seemed to have seen them in Andy's tribe two days ago. It seems that the forest law enforcement team has a lot of energy.Besides, confessing to these animals is not considered a leak, so I just said everything in detail.

The matter here is a bit complicated to say. The Javanese government originally planned to secretly suppress the Papuan independence.But for some reason, the United Nations even sent investigators to participate in it, which made the government forces shy away from committing blatant crimes.Fortunately, the United Nations investigation team was not large, and the Papuan tribes were relatively scattered, so the Javanese government was dealing with the investigation team's investigation and adjustment, and secretly dispatched dozens of special forces to carry out the mission secretly.However, due to the low status of these soldiers and their limited knowledge, they couldn't get too much deep stuff out of their mouths.

After they finished explaining, the mission of the pheasant was declared over, and it didn't know how to perform the rest of the drama.Fortunately, Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami came out to save the scene in time, and under the surprised eyes of the soldiers, the two walked out of the forest.Tang Jide patted the pheasant on the back twice: "Captain Bird, you did a good job—"

Pheasant didn't like this title very much, so he immediately fought back: "This is the commander-in-chief of our Forest Law Enforcement Brigade - Commander-in-Chief Zhutou, salute!"

The prisoners saluted the military in a daze, and then realized that the commander-in-chief was not very happy, and saw him waving his hand: "Eat mushrooms, eat mushrooms."

Seeing the shirtless commander-in-chief pick up a brightly colored mushroom with a canopy covered with spots, the soldiers secretly complained: Why do we all have the same number? We are told to eat poisonous mushrooms when we come up. no!
"Brother Monkey's heart, wouldn't it be a waste if you don't eat it?" Tang Jide shook the poisonous mushroom in his hand, then opened his mouth and bit down half of it. After chewing a few times, he nodded with satisfaction: "It tastes good, you all have a taste. .We are fair and reasonable, you can eat as much as I eat."

So, Xiao Xiami asked the monkeys to distribute mushrooms to the soldiers, and there were some he didn’t want to eat, but after being stabbed in the belly by the big star with a gun, he had to eat the mushrooms with a sad face.

In contrast, Tang Jide ate with gusto.To him, this bit of toxin is nothing at all, it can be transformed easily, but those soldiers can't do it, they started to show symptoms of poisoning after less than a meal: nausea, vomiting, and even hallucinations .

Two of the soldiers ate too much, and were already foaming at the mouth from smoking, and fell unconscious.The remaining three were also terrified, and while they were still awake, they all lay down in front of Tang Datou and begged for mercy: They all understood that they also ate mushrooms, this one showed no signs of poisoning at all, and was obviously able to detoxify.

Tang Jide was so generous, he took out some white powder and gave it to the three of them to eat. The poison was immediately relieved. The soldiers thanked him again and again, but Tang Datou laughed twice: "This antidote is easy to use. The only drawback is The toxin cannot be eradicated, it must be taken on time every day, if you don’t take the antidote for a day, you will die from the poison immediately.”

The mood of the three soldiers immediately fell to the bottom, and they finally said cruelly: "We are willing to join the Forest Law Enforcement Brigade and contribute to defending the earth!"

Tang Jide happily scratched the back of his head: "Actually, it's the same when we join your army—"

Not long after, a few soldiers came out from the dense forest, the same five people who entered, but two of them had been swapped and turned into Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami.As for the original two soldiers, they joined the group of monkeys for the time being.

As for the three real soldiers, they almost regarded Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami as monsters: Great transformation, what are these monsters?
Walking into the tribe swaggeringly, a junior officer walked up to him and shouted loudly: "You guys deserted, where did you catch a few monkeys, um, and an orangutan?" Looking at the monkeys, the monkeys are holding a lot of fruit in their arms.

"Report to the captain—" Including Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami, the five soldiers quickly saluted, but the captain became even more angry, and rushed to the soldier Tang Jide dressed up as: "Su, you ate monkey brains!" Why, you don’t even know how to do military salutes!” Datou Datou of Ganqing habitually slapped his hands against the awning just now, no wonder the team leader was annoyed.

There was no other way, Tang Jide had no choice but to cheer up and salute again: "Report Captain, just now we found suspicious elements in the forest, so we went in and searched. It turned out to be some wild monkeys, so we caught them back by the way. These guys are good at picking fruits from trees. Here, this is the jackfruit brought back for you."

The captain was clear in his heart, these guys must have gone into the woods to hunt wild food, but for the sake of this big jackfruit, let's just turn a blind eye.So he waved his hand and said "be careful", he took the jackfruit from Da Xing's arms and entered a hut next to him.

Tang Jide smiled secretly: eat, eat, these fruits are all seasoned, they must taste great——

So I walked all the way, and met more than a dozen soldiers along the way. When they saw monkeys, they all gathered around to look at them.Tang Jide naturally asked the monkeys to offer fruits, and the soldiers laughed and gorged themselves, and soon ate them all.

After learning that more than a dozen soldiers were guarding the natives, Xiao Xiami, who was pretending to be a soldier, yelled: "Monkeys, go to the forest to pick fruits." Then he untied the vines around the monkeys' necks and Under the leadership of Daxing, the monkeys ran out of the village.

"You won't run into the woods and won't come out?" The soldiers afterward couldn't help but have some doubts.

Xiao Xiami took out a box of compressed biscuits from his pocket: "Monkeys like to eat this, biscuits for fruit, hehe."

After a while, when the monkeys ran back with all kinds of fruits, the soldiers were amazed, and some people thought about fooling the two monkeys with biscuits as an errand.But after thinking about it, he began to feel sleepy without knowing it, and finally lay on the ground in a mess, and was dragged into the hut by the three rebel soldiers commanded by Tang Jide.

While tugging at their former comrades-in-arms, the three sighed in their hearts: It's really hard to guard against, this fruit is even more powerful than poisonous mushrooms!

After finishing this group, we continued to walk forward. Those aborigines were all gathered in the square in the center of the tribe, and they were all guarded. The next thing to deal with was the soldiers who were detaining the aborigines.

Unexpectedly, just as he was approaching the empty field, a majestic crowing sounded in front of him, and he saw a big colorful rooster rushing towards him.I saw the wind blowing under its feet, its wings spread wide, and it was so powerful that the soldiers kept covering their heads and faces in fright. They had experienced the power of this super big rooster, and its fighting power was comparable to that of a fighter jet.

But in the next moment, they were so shocked that their eyeballs almost fell off the ground.I saw that big rooster rushing directly into the arms of that little girl who was made up as a soldier, her round eyes were slightly closed, and the rooster's head stuck to her face, as obedient as she could be.

Xiao Xiami also smiled and stroked the smooth feathers of the big cock: "I have grown up too, thank you for remembering me."

The big rooster jumped onto the shoulder of the little shrimp again, stretched its neck, and let out a loud cry, as if it was using this cry to announce the return of the little shrimp——

(End of this chapter)