Big Islander 2

Chapter 344 The Last Lesson

Dr. Hawking's class has always been one of the most popular subjects at Taohua Island University.Firstly, Dr. Hawking is well-known, and secondly, his classrooms are unconstrained and full of imagination, which is the favorite of young people.Therefore, there are 300 elective students. Fortunately, this is a lecture theater, and it can still accommodate it.

When Tang Jide walked up to the podium wearing only a pair of big pants, the students below burst into low laughter.Although Taohua Island University has an open atmosphere and advocates freedom of individuality, it is the first time that people with such casual clothes appear in the classroom.You know, even when Big Monster and Little White are leading the students to practice in the field, the two brothers have to put on their underwear.

The students all looked at the podium jokingly, probably thinking that this might be the school cleaner who came up to clean up the garbage.Most of them don't know this Mr. Island Owner.Although his face can often be seen on the banknotes, the real person and the one on the banknotes are completely different things.

However, there are also two students who are residents of Peach Blossom Island, so they almost couldn't help shouting out.However, these two young men were rather bad. They looked at each other and lay down on the table, ready to watch a good show.

It was the first time for Tang Jide to be on the podium. Although he had seen many big scenes and had cordial meetings with dignitaries from various countries, and he could talk and laugh freely, he still seemed a little nervous in the sacred classroom.For him, even if the other party is a politician of a superpower, he is at the same level as him at most. He can talk freely with the big head brother's casualness, but as a professor, He bears the burden of spreading civilization, and he is not good at talking nonsense.

When he was nervous, he would sweat a little, so Tang Datou first scratched the back of his head, and then wiped the sweat on his forehead quickly and covertly. Even so, under the watchful eyes of everyone, there was nowhere to hide his every little movement, so the following The snickering got louder.

"Ahem, this class will be completed by me and everyone." Tang Jide coughed twice and opened his mouth. Now he is a little blaming Dr. Hawking in his heart: Not everyone can be a professor. It's like roasting on a fire.

The students below let out a burst of amazement. Although the school often hires some weird people to teach in the school, there has never been such a situation as a substitute teacher.In particular, it is really unacceptable to replace their favorite Dr. Hawking.So, a blond young man stood up: "Sir, you went to the wrong classroom, the human development and evolution classroom is next door, are you the model they hired?"

There was a burst of laughter in the classroom. Tang Jide was rather stupid. After pondering for a long time, he felt that the blond student seemed to be teasing him, but he couldn't figure it out, so he could only hold the back of his head.

"This kind of IQ is probably just at the level of an ape, so please don't waste Dr. Hawking's time?" It was still the blond student, it seemed that he regarded the majestic Mr. Island Owner as a savage.

Brother didn't do good deeds today - Tang Jide finally understood, the vine whip around his waist was like a snake coming out of a hole, directly rolled up the blond student, and volleyed him to the front.Inside the classroom, there was an exclamation immediately.

"Sir, you should guide those rock climbing students instead of explaining the mysterious universe to us here. Unless you can climb to Mars along this rope." Although the golden retriever was also taken aback, he was still dishonest.

Only then did Tang Jide realize that this is a university classroom, not a martial arts arena. He was too impulsive just now. The golden retriever in front of him gave him the illusion of facing a pheasant.So he shook his cane whip, and said twice: "Young man has a lot of guts, I mainly want you to observe alien creatures up close—"

The word alien creature immediately made the following students eager to move. Since they chose to study this subject, of course they are all lovers of this field.But looking at Tang Jide's appearance again, the students were really not discouraged.And the golden retriever continued to express his contempt for Tang Jide: "Are you going to ask me to observe you carefully, very good, I can see clearly now."

This guy's venomous tongue is as good as a pheasant - Tang Jide was very displeased. He raised a middle finger and waved it in front of Jin Mao's eyes: "Young man, actions are always more effective than words!"

After speaking, the other hand took a magnifying glass from the podium, and then stretched it in front of the raised middle finger.Jin Mao was about to open his mouth to continue to refute, but when he glanced at the magnifying glass, he opened his mouth even wider, and made a sound of Ah Ah in his throat, as if he had become a mute.

What did he see—the students below all stretched their necks, but because of the distance, they still didn't know what happened. The most eloquent classmate Roberts would lose his composure like this.

"This is a three-legged monster, oh, this is the first time I have seen live specimens. Look, they are simply the most perfect masterpieces of God—" Golden Retriever muttered to himself, with an obsessive expression on his face, as if his dream was in front of him Average lover.

In this way, Tang Jide's impression of him changed a lot: Although his mouth is a bit poisonous, his obsessive attitude towards science is very admirable. Because of his obsession, he will study hard and make achievements.

"I temporarily appoint you as an assistant for this class, to drop these on the glass slides, and distribute one piece to each group. Remember, you are only allowed to look at them, don't try to hurt them, they are still alive." Tang Jide stretched out his middle finger again After entering the pitcher, some of the slime inside was stained, and there were dozens of three-legged monsters on each drop, which was enough for these students to observe.

Robles went to perform the task in a desperate manner, and the teacher soon heard exclamations one after another.Although most of these students have seen the relevant materials of the three-legged monster, it is the first time that they have the opportunity to observe living specimens at such a close distance.In the magnifying glass, you can see the three-legged monsters swimming freely in the liquid in their strange postures, which is so magical and pleasing to the eye. They fully agree with what Roberts said just now, this is indeed God The masterpiece - if there is a god on alien planets.

"Okay, now I want to take back these cute little things, because each of them is worth a hundred thousand dollars." Tang Jide slapped his hands, opened the pitcher, and his consciousness extended, and the three-legged monsters broke away from the glass. , fly back to the pitcher.

Seeing the unfinished looks of the students, Tang Jide didn't feel confident. He patted Jin Mao on the shoulder: "You can go back to your seat, do you still want me to take you back?"

Golden Retriever nodded respectfully. He is completely convinced now. Although he has the kind of jumping off of a young man, he also has a sincere heart yearning for science.

Tang Jide finally unloaded his burden, began to enter the state, and turned to the next topic: "There is no doubt that we already know the existence of extraterrestrial life, so we are eager to know whether there will be extraterrestrial intelligent life?"

This proposition has been debated around the world for a long time, but there is still no convincing answer, so the students did not express their opinions in a hurry, they just stared at the big-headed man in front of them, posing The look of listening.

Tang Jide did not continue to explain, but took out a video camera from the pitcher, connected it to the projection on the podium, and the projection began to display a video.Soon, there was another suppressed exclamation from below: "USO!"

"That's right, we took this with our own hands, and the location is near Antarctica. I can say that this is definitely not a product of our current earth technology, so there can only be two explanations for it, it may come from alien life, or it may be It is a product of a civilization on Earth." On this issue, Tang Jide discussed with Xiao Xiami several times, of course, he heard Xiao Xiami say it, but he didn't mind using it.

There has always been a suspicion in the scientific community, that is, before our civilization, there were several highly developed civilizations on the earth, but they all died out for some reason.And because the age is too long, there are very few clues left.

Tang Jide threw a stone, and the peaceful classroom immediately became turbulent, so that the bell for the end of get out of class was completely drowned out.It may still be impossible to draw any conclusions, but this open topic can guide students to continue to explore.It is precisely because of this spirit of exploration that human society will continue to progress.

It wasn't until Dr. Hawking walked in with vigorous steps that the classroom gradually calmed down.With a smile on his face, Dr. Hawking applauded Tang Jide on the podium in a gentlemanly manner. Soon, there was a wave of applause in the classroom.

"Let us thank the island owner Tang Jide for his dedication and bring us a wonderful class." Dr. Hawking revealed the details of Tang Jide.

No wonder it looked familiar—these students finally realized it, and the applause lasted for a long time.Roberts, who was caught between the classmates, did not hesitate to applaud himself, but he was still muttering something, only the classmates next to him could vaguely hear: "I respect him not because of his status as the island owner, but because of his A very knowledgeable professor—”

After leaving the classroom door, Tang Jide wiped a few sweats on his forehead vigorously: "Old Comrade Huo, don't ask me to teach next time, this time is my last class."

Before he finished speaking, his arms were embraced, and the voice of the Minister of Agriculture, Turiaf, was heard in his ears: "Don, I solemnly invite you to tell my students about soil nutrition. You are an expert in this field. expert."

Almost at the same time, Tang Jide's other arm was also pulled, and Tang Jide couldn't keep his eyes open when he saw his bald head shaking, "Tang, the students are waiting for you to collect mineral specimens—"

Slap, Tang Jide was patted on the shoulder again. It was Professor Erwin, who invited Master Tang Datou to perform plant anatomy experiments for the students.

Tang Jide wanted to cry but had no tears: This is not a sacred university classroom, this is a place that cannibalize people.

Seeing Tang Jide's tormented appearance, the pheasant felt much happier, and it also quacked a few times, and joined in the fun: "Big head, hurry home and cook, we are all hungry—"

Unexpectedly, Tang Jide turned his worries into joy after hearing this: "Haha, this is my old profession. In fact, I am a chef." After saying that, he fled away as if flying...

(End of this chapter)