Big Islander 2

Magical place

The news that Mr. Lao Deng, the spokesperson of Taohua Island, was going to hold a press conference quickly spread throughout the world's mainstream media.Although the frequency of this guy's press conferences is a bit frequent, considering that he has always been able to break out serious news, news media from various countries still got on the plane to Peach Blossom Island.

As for the core content of this press conference, according to Lao Deng's habit, there will definitely not be any disclosure in advance.But just like Taohuadao's big head brand products, it will certainly not disappoint.

The influx of nearly a thousand journalists to Peach Blossom Island will invisibly make a small fortune for the Ministry of Tourism. This is also the main reason why the press conference was moved from Hong Kong Island to Peach Blossom Island.Of course, Peach Blossom Island is now a sovereign country, if it is always in the hands of others, it will be detrimental to dignity.But in this way, the Hong Kong Island side felt somewhat disappointed.

Even the most picky media people will feel that it is worthwhile to go to the beautiful place of Sting Island.Even if there is no valuable news, it is better to treat it as a leisure trip.

It’s just that unlike some countries that like to flatter reporters, Peach Blossom Island has always liked to tease friends in the press, which is almost the consensus of journalists from all over the world.What's more, the reporters don't get any preferential treatment here, and they don't spend a penny, which is also very criticized.

Although there were many complaints, they still came with long guns and short cannons, and by the way contributed to the tourism of Peach Blossom Island.Even the orangutan detachment and the baboons on Peach Blossom Island like these reporters very much, because they are generous and always give tips several times more than tourists.

The reason for this phenomenon is, of course, that the cameras of the reporters always want to record more of the unique places of Taohua Island, and they need to pay to shoot.

A reporter expressed his dissatisfaction: "Why are tourists free to take pictures with orangutans, but they need to pay when they come to our place? It's not fair!"

"Brother, are you new here?" A colleague next to him patted him on the shoulder and explained in an old-timer tone: "This is a portrait tax that is specially charged for journalists. In fact, you can also pay those reporters in private." If the orangutans have some tips, they don’t need to pay.”

"This is simply making those chimpanzees breed corruption!" The former was very angry, and he didn't know whether it was for the orangutans, or because he felt sorry for the money in his pocket.

The senior shrugged his shoulders: "People are willing to play like this, it is said that it is a welfare for these orangutans. Besides, Peach Blossom Island is a monarchy country, so you should stop shouting empty slogans of freedom and democracy, so as not to be deported, no wonder I didn't remind you you."

"There is simply no human rights—" the former became even more angry.

"Tell you, Peach Blossom Island still detains citizens of several countries as slaves. If you don't want to be one of them, just be honest." The senior decided to stay away from this newcomer, so as not to be implicated by him.

"This is really a strange place." The newcomer scratched his hair in frustration for a long time, and finally he could only take out a banknote and waved it in front of the chimpanzee who was his tour guide: "Hey, buddy, tell me to take more pictures." A photograph, it's yours—"

In short, with the influx of journalists, the number of shop visits by the orangutans increased rapidly.It's a pity that Qingtouleng and Lengtouqing went to Borneo with Ms. Launa and missed this opportunity to earn pocket money.

However, according to the news sent back by Ms. Launa: Because the various forces in Java are fighting, so they don’t care about cutting down the virgin forest. For the time being, there is no need to worry about the continued destruction of the orangutan’s habitat.

Hearing this news, Tang Jide didn't know whether to be happy or sad. In the final analysis, human beings are the real destroyers of the world!
On the contrary, Xiao Xiami is more sensitive to the political situation than Uncle Datou. Inspired by this news, she has even started to plan whether to support a certain force in Java just like she supported the bastard general back then.And the most appropriate candidate, of course, is the current United Arab Emirates.

There is a kind of backwardness called progress. With the degree of demand from the nature of the natives of the Octopus United Arab Emirates, it is completely possible to make the ecological balance develop.The more advanced people are, the more greedy they are for nature. From the perspective of human development after entering the industrial society, this conclusion can be drawn.

It is still very difficult to support the United Emirates of Octopuses. After all, they can protect themselves because Taohua Island united with neighboring countries to put pressure on other forces in Java. This was achieved.

But since Xiao Xiami is planning this matter, it cannot be ignored, because so far, the little girl has very little record of failure.

Tang Jide didn't interfere, and was happy to enjoy the benefits. He is now making final preparations for this press conference with Professor Erwin's team. They are full of confidence and ready to shock the world again.

Three days later, the press conference was held as scheduled.Originally, according to the second senior brother's intention, it would take a few days no matter what, and he would have the least pressure to earn money from these news media, so he would treat it as robbing the rich and helping the poor.However, for the sake of his reputation, Lao Deng still gave up this attractive proposal.Because he firmly believes that after the press conference, these reporters will definitely continue to stay in order to dig out more and deeper materials.

"Oh, God, there is no seat for a press conference in the open air, and we are asked to pay an entrance fee of [-] Peach Blossom Coins!" Those who can make such complaints are of course the new faces of the conference, those old The seniors consciously stayed away from this newcomer, so as not to get themselves into trouble.

At this time, a young chimpanzee walked towards him carrying a rattan chair. The newcomer stopped his indignation, sat on it with his legs crossed, and looked at the colleagues around him provocatively.And those people looked back as if they were looking at idiots.

Oh oh oh—that chimpanzee is Xiaoxing, and its little paws gestured for a while, but the new reporter didn't understand sign language, so he patted Xiaoxing's shoulder self-righteously: "Thank you for the chair, it's very comfortable to sit on , but you can go now."

Xiaoxing gestured to him with his middle finger, and quickly pulled a big man in police uniform over, and explained to the newcomer: "You just rented a chair from the chimpanzee, please pay it."

Asking for money—the newcomer was very angry, but after thinking about the warnings from his colleagues before, he decided to put up with it: "How much?"

"This is a deal between you and the orangutan, we don't care." The policeman took two steps back and put on a look of watching a show. Now that Xiaoxing is the next legal heir of the orangutan detachment, it is definitely not good to offend him fruit to eat.

This time it was Xiao Xing's turn to be proud. He pursed his big lips in embarrassment, then took out a hundred-yuan peach blossom coin from his pocket, and waved it in front of the reporter's eyes, which meant that he would give it like this!
The rookie reporter had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky. After sending Xiao Xing off with money, he cursed loudly: "Damn chimpanzee, he also learned to blackmail. Could it be that he was trained by gangsters?"

After scolding for a while, he finally regained his balance, and sat back on the wicker chair again.But the policeman pulled him up just now: "Sir, you just insulted the citizens of Taohua Island, so according to our law, you will be imprisoned for 24 hours, fined [-] Taohua coins, and then deported."

The reporter couldn't help but turn pale with shock: "I just said bad things about that chimpanzee. Could it be that it is also a citizen of Peach Blossom Island?"

Mr. Police quickly called Xiao Xing back. Seeing Xiao Xing take out a card from his pocket, it turned out to be a Peach Blossom Island ID card with Xiao Xing’s photo and other information on it. That new reporter was stupid Le: how is this possible?

"Sir, I hope that when you enter the country next time, you must read the tourist information on the island in detail in advance." Mr. Police handcuffed him while sending out a kind reminder.For such unruly guests, Peach Blossom Island does not welcome, let alone be polite.When you come to our territory, you must abide by our rules.

The other reporters were veterans, so of course they wouldn't make such a mistake, so they all waited for the press conference with peace of mind.Still wearing his glasses, Lao Deng strode to the front of the stage and announced the theme of the press conference—this press conference was also a product launch event for a new drug from Taohua Island Biopharmaceutical Factory.

The reporters couldn't help being a little disappointed: the whole world doesn't know how many new drugs come out every day, isn't it a bit of a fuss?

Had it been any other occasion, the reporters would have rebelled long ago.But based on past experience, this may be another new drug that can cause a worldwide sensation, so they still wait patiently for the next step.

Lao Deng continued to talk eloquently: "The developers of this new drug are Professor Irvine and his team, and I will invite them to lead this press conference—" Lao Deng turned to step down, but quickly went back and added , "I can reveal that this new drug, we are going to officially name it as Datou Brand."

There was a burst of snickering next to me. In fact, it goes without saying that people can guess that most of the products on Peach Blossom Island have to be named in this way.

And Mr. Island Owner, who was shot lying down, scratched his head, and then led a few little black children, followed Lao Ai, and boarded the front desk.

These are indeed a few black children, because they are dark-skinned, and they are of black race at first glance, ranging in age from four to five years old to twelve or thirteen.Although under the gaze of so many eyes, he seemed a little nervous, but the pure and joyful smile on his face could not be concealed no matter what.It can be seen that they are all healthy, happy, and happy.

The reporters in the audience couldn't help being a bit clouded. It wasn't until Lao Ai showed the medical records that they realized that the black children on the stage were all AIDS patients.It is their mother who is infected with AIDS, and then they become victims after birth.But children are innocent, so they are all the more pitiful.

What a group of poor children—the reporters couldn't help but sigh, but some clever people have found some clues: Could this new drug be related to AIDS?
No no no, this is impossible.They quickly overturned their conclusions in their hearts, because even if they gathered the strength of the whole world, they could not complete this arduous task.But they all forgot that Peach Blossom Island is a place good at creating miracles!

　Dragon Boat Festival, have you eaten zongzi yet?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)