Big Islander 2

Chapter 377 Elephant Man
"Your tribe often hunts and kills lions. We are sent by the gods to punish you. Hurry up and give away all the gold and diamonds!" It's happy to talk about it first.

The native warriors on the opposite side were really nervous. It was obvious that this was a pride of lions, a male lion, several lionesses, and even lion cubs. The whole family would kill all the young and old. How much hatred is there?
What frightened them the most was that there were two humans and a chimpanzee sitting on top of the lion, and those two humans were obviously not dark-skinned, so they really came to punish us.Thinking of this, the fearless warriors also felt panicked.

When they saw the three African elder sisters standing next to them, their eyes lit up, and they chatted for a while, and then they figured out a general idea. After checking the items brought by the three African elder sisters, they sent a people, leading them to disappear into the bushes.Moreover, he beckoned and took Xiao Xiami away as well.As for Tang Jide and Daxing, they were turned away.

"It's the same as a guest, but it's not like it's the same thing, just watch people order dishes!" the pheasant yelled, and the natives didn't know what the gaudy big parrot was calling, but they just watched the lions vigilantly.For them, a beast as fierce as a lion cannot be tamed, so there must be something weird about this group.Such dangerous elements must not be allowed to approach the tribe. What if all the women in the tribe are abducted?
In fact, even without this lion family, Tang Jide would not have thought of entering the village, because the customs of this tribe are rather strange: foreign men should not even think about stepping into their tribe.

Having no other choice, Tang Jide and Daxing had no choice but to jump off the lion and told their family to lie down and rest under the bushes.Those cubs hopped and squeezed under the belly of a lioness and began to suckle. They competed for each other, and their little paws scratched and pulled. It was very lively.Seeing a little guy eating one in his mouth, holding one with his little paw, and the other cub who couldn't grab it let out an immature cry, it seemed that he was very anxious.

Da Xing scratched the back of his head, and stepped forward to help, pulling off the paw of the cub that ate alone, and then reported the other one that couldn't grab the slot.The lioness just looked up at the big star, and then continued to lie down again.

This scene fell in the eyes of those indigenous men, which surprised them. After murmuring together for a while, they waved to the big star, apparently allowing it to pass.Comrade Vasily waved his hand to Tang Jide proudly, then followed the bare buttocks of an aborigine and disappeared into the bushes.

Tang Jide couldn't help scratching the back of his head vigorously: "If I had known that I would also breastfeed the cub, don't I have to force my brother to do good deeds—"

"Big head, you don't seem to have this ability?" The pheasant did not forget to tease Tang Jide, then turned to the group of natives, and roared viciously: "Don't think that you all don't have knives, I'm afraid of you!"

While speaking, Leng Buding rushed towards the aborigine at the front, grabbed the scabbard on the opponent's abdomen with his claws, and pulled it up hard, but it couldn't be pulled out. It turned out that these aboriginals still had a rope wrapped around their waists, holding the scabbard. fixed.

The hooked beak of the pheasant pecked on the rope. The big macaw is quite powerful, and the hooked beak is also very sharp. It easily broke the rope. The scabbard was also taken away by the pheasant's claws, revealing the inside of the scabbard A hidden secret weapon.

"Damn—" the pheasant screamed strangely, and threw the scabbard in its claws on the ground.

"Is there any mistake—" Tang Jide was also dumbfounded, and saw that the scabbard contained no sharp weapon, but the lifeblood of the native.It's just that the head is really scary, it seems to be nearly a foot long, and it hangs between the legs, swinging back and forth like an elephant's trunk.

This change also made the male lion vigilant, and it slid over with a low growl, and then its eyes were also attracted by the dangling thing in the crotch of the aborigine. It probably could have eaten half full if it thought about it.

Stared by the lion Huang Jingjing's eyes, the aborigine was also taken aback, and quickly covered the life stick with both hands, while his companion picked up the scabbard dropped by the pheasant on the ground, helped him put it on the life stick again, and After tying the rope and fixing it between the chest and abdomen, the native breathed a sigh of relief, raised his spear again, and began to attack the lion.The male lion also seemed to have lost interest, and lazily crawled to a shady place to rest.

Wow quack, I'm laughing to death—the pheasant's strange laughter sounded: "No wonder you have to wear a condom, if you are bitten off by a wild animal while hunting, wouldn't you become a eunuch—"

Tang Jide also deeply agrees, the main reason is that the lifeblood of these people is too thick and dangling, it is easy to become the target of wild beasts, so they must be well protected.Looking at those covers, they seem to be made of some kind of hard shell of a plant, and some seem to be the horns of some kind of animal, which are relatively hard and can play a good protective role.

Out of curiosity, Brother Big Head decided to find out.The plant essence attacked secretly, and all the aborigines who used plant hard shells as covers were shocked to find that their covers were soaring into the sky, flying high, and there was a burst of exclamation.

One against one—Brother Big Tou finally understood that, although the lifeblood of these guys is also different in length, compared with the outsiders, it is basically twice as long.Moreover, the length matches the outer cover very well, there is absolutely no falsification, and it is clear at a glance.

Brother Datou couldn't help sighing in his heart: These guys are not sensible at all. For a tribe like yours, the door is opened to let men in. It is estimated that few dare to enter. Men are most afraid of being hit in this respect!
Because of the effect of the plant essence, Brother Big Tou's little friends are all outstanding, but compared with these perverts, they are still the smallest ones. As expected, a mountain is higher than a mountain.

Thinking of this question, Brother Big Tou had an idea, and he had a way to sneak in.He was really too curious about this strange tribe, and he felt uncomfortable if he didn't go in and have a look and explore the reason.

So he waved to the pheasants, roared to the lions a few times, and retreated along the way he had come.The group of natives followed them for a while before withdrawing.

Brother Big Tou also stopped, and gave a smirk, and then the skin on his body gradually turned black, and his hair became explosive. His appearance was basically similar to that of the natives just now.

Of course, the pheasant saw Tang Datou's intentions. This guy wanted to disguise himself as an enemy and sneak into the inside.So he helped the staff at the side: "Big head, take off your pants, the most important thing is to get a condom, if I had known that I wouldn't throw away the one just now—"

"I'm not interested in the ones that others have used—" Tang Jide broke off a few shrub branches, and slowly gathered them into a cylinder in his hands, and then they also turned yellow.Tried it on my friend, the size is really suitable.Now from the outside, there is not much difference between Brother Big Head and the group of natives just now.

After getting a javelin in the same way, Brother Big Tou waved his hand: "I'm back again——"

After speaking, I realized a problem: he doesn't know that kind of aboriginal language!
The pheasant at the side helped him with a bad idea: "Big head, you just pretend to be dumb."

Tang Jide pondered for a while, and this was the only way to go, so he simulated a long scar under the neck, indicating that the vocal cords were damaged.Everything was ready, leaving the pride of lions nearby, he and the pheasant began to return.

After approaching the place just now, Tang Jide was going to tell the pheasant to fly in from another place first.After all, it had also been photographed in front of those natives just now.But at this moment, there was a rush of bushes in front, and a group of people came out and surrounded Tang Jide.

This group of aborigines also know how to play carbine, and whoever said that the aborigines are dead-hearted, I will be in a hurry-seeing that I have been busy for a long time, but I was exposed because of the pheasant, and the big head brother is also a little annoyed.But he took a closer look at the people in front of him, and he was happy again.I saw them all wearing clothes and shoes, and they looked like dogs, obviously not the group of aborigines just now.And this group of people has different skin colors, some are black, some are blond, and there is a yellow-skinned Asian man.And this guy yelled the most: "Elephant Human, it must be Elephant Human. Look, the sleeve on his waist is so long!"

Looking at this guy's hot eyes, it seemed as if he wanted to pull out Tang Jide's lifeblood and put it on him.Especially after he yelled "Yo Xi" a few times at first, Tang Jide was basically sure that this was an islander, who has always been known for his short size, so his eyes were so blazing.

Look at the appearance of this group of people, all carrying large canvas bags on their backs, they seem to be a bit of a scientific expedition.I only heard the black guide wowing Tang Jide for a while, but the big head brother couldn't understand a word, so he had to pretend to be deaf and dumb, pointing his fingers to the scar on his throat, and then wowed twice.

"Shit, I finally met an elephant man, but he is still dumb. What a pity." The black guide cursed a few words in English, but the big brother understood it this time. With his small mind, of course he remembered If you live with this guy, you might as well teach him a little lesson.

The group muttered for a while, and the little man in the island country said: "Tell him to take off the cover, let's verify it and see if the human race is as it is in the legend. If it's just a cover for decoration, it's a sham If not, there is no need for us to conduct research."

The black guide kept shaking his head: "No, no, no, elephants will fight us desperately. This place is already in their territory. I don't want to be pierced by a spear. Don't worry, I'm sure I'm right. These elephants, That thing is like an elephant's trunk, so it has this title."

Tang Jide understood the intention of this group of people a little bit, they must want to explore the special situation of this tribal man.You know, if you can develop a drug to increase the thickness of your partner, it will definitely be a lot of money.Such a good thing, since it happened to Brother Datou, of course it can't be cheap for others.

Under the insistence of the little devil, the black guide also bit the bullet and came to Tang Jide to discuss with him.Although Tang Jide couldn't understand it, it must be a matter of taking off the trick.Just as the donkey agreed to come down the slope, he heard two bang bang bang bang bang bangs from the mouth of the pheasant on his shoulder.

(End of this chapter)