Big Islander 2

Chapter 393 The War to Subvert Ideas

"It's better to raise your hands and surrender, the armored vehicle is rolling over—" Pheasant's temperament is similar to that of the second senior brother, and they belong to the group that returns when they are hard.

Tang Jide kicked it: "If you talk too much, I'll put you under the wheels of the car—the armored car is nothing special, it has no power, it's just a pile of scrap iron."

This is a good statement, but at such a short distance, it is estimated that other people's armored vehicles will not stop because they are out of gas, unless the army is already corrupted to the core, and those fuel geeks use cold water as fuel.

But this situation obviously does not exist in the National Defense Forces. Although the number of this force is not large, it is an elite division.Coupled with the fact that South Africa is rich, it is still short of gas money.

So when the pheasant was about to refute Tang Datou, it turned out that two armored vehicles not far away made two chugs, and they actually turned off.

"Big head, you have a golden mouth and fine teeth—" The pheasant couldn't help but marvel, it knew that the big head had some skills, and it usually didn't show off the mountain, but this was the first time it saw him use it.

This time it was Tang Jide's turn to be proud: "Don't talk about the little oil in the armored vehicle, even a small oil field, I can suck it up. The oil tiger is talking about me!"

The pheasant finally heard some clues. It knew that on Tang Datou's body, the ones that could absorb oil must be those three-legged monsters. Iron.High, this trick is really high!
Soon, General Kule also got the news from the monitoring room. His face was so gloomy that it was about to rain: "What is the reason? We must thoroughly investigate. No corruption is allowed in my troops!"

Adjutant Torres responded, then hesitated and asked, "General, do you want to continue?"

Kuhler shook his head very hard: "Forget it, we have failed enough - a team of hundreds of people, with modern weapons, but two people, this is the greatest shame in my life. Afterwards, you help me draft A resignation report, my old—"

It seemed that Kule had aged several decades in just a moment.His pride and self-confidence have been completely destroyed, and he who has lost his spiritual support has now completely turned into an ordinary old man.

Torres' lips twitched twice. He has followed the commander-in-chief step by step to today. Even in the most difficult war years, he has never seen the general so decadent. It seems that the blow this time is indeed a bit big for him.I wanted to comfort myself, but I couldn't find a suitable excuse, so I could only sigh: "Those two are not human at all, and they cannot be resisted by human power. Moreover, I also saw a chimpanzee and a parrot Join them too."

This excuse is really a bit rotten. Wouldn't it be even more embarrassing if he was defeated by the second general Heng Ha?So General Kule almost turned into a "crying" general. He waved his hand: "If you lose, you lose. Don't look for lame reasons for failure. Even if those two animals are not ordinary, how useful are they? Change the tide of battle?"

"Yes!" Torres couldn't help admiring the general's mind.But at this moment, he suddenly noticed something unusual, and saw a little mouse with golden hair crawling out from the general's shoulder at some point, baring his teeth at him.This golden mouse seemed to be very happy, but out of military intuition, Torres felt that its pair of big dies seemed to be full of extreme danger.

Just as he was about to call out to remind the general, he saw that Banban had already rushed onto the table.It stood up and barked twice, and Kule's eyes were also attracted by it.Afterwards, Banban opened his mouth, clicking, biting a teacup into a pile of pieces.One of Banban's small paws was on his hips, and the other small paw waved twice with vigor, and then disappeared with a swish.

The two soldiers in the room looked dumbfounded, they were like iron teeth.If it bites on a person—

Torres shivered suddenly: "General, this little mouse just landed on your shoulder!"

Touching his neck, a wry smile appeared on Kule's face: Obviously, his neck is not as hard as a teacup. If that mouse makes a surprise attack, it can easily bite through his throat. Has become a corpse.

Who said that animals can't change the situation of the battle—Kole deeply regrets what he said just now.But he was a tough soldier who could win and lose.He tidied up his military uniform, and then stepped out of the headquarters, but Torres, who was familiar with him, could feel that the general's steps were so heavy.

At this moment, Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami are also rushing over here. Of course, the pheasant flew first.This guy is very good at controlling the fire, knowing when to back up and when to rush forward.While flying, he yelled: "Are there any dissatisfied ones? If you are dissatisfied, first make gestures with Grandpa Pheasant—"

Regarding its arrogant attitude, Tang Jide has a lot of opinions: "Now is not the time to spread hatred, and you are still counting on these soldiers to help us charge into battle, pheasant, calm down!"

The pheasant quacked a few times: "Okay, get me an olive branch first, so I can hold it in my mouth."

There are many soldiers along the way, all standing on both sides, looking at Tang Jide and his party, the eyes of these soldiers are more complicated.Some people were obviously not convinced, but most of them looked over with awe.After all, this is a barracks, and soldiers admire the strong most.People who can tell them to taste failure while talking and laughing are worthy of awe in themselves.

Walking halfway, he met General Kule head-on.Tang Jide didn't put on the victor's lofty stance, he still had that smile on his face: "If Qiao Nana knew that we were fighting martial arts here, she would be so happy to slap her—"

Qiao Nana——Kole was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that his daughter said on the phone that Master had changed her name, and his daughter's cute smiling face appeared in front of his eyes, and his mood immediately improved a lot: "If Anna If she is here, she will definitely cheer for her father."

Tang Jide also didn't want to compete with him for these false names, so he heyed twice, stretched out his hand, and then the two shook hands and laughed.At this time, he finally used his strength to win the respect of His Excellency the Commander-in-Chief.

And Kule was very pleased, after all, he was not defeated by outsiders, and he was his daughter's master, and the more capable Tang Jide was, the happier he was, because his daughter would definitely be able to learn more from such a master. Ability, why not do it?

On the way to the headquarters together, Kuhler heard the roar of the helicopter in midair, so he said to Torres: "It's over, let the helicopter return."

So the ground troops contacted the helicopter, but there was no one answering at all, but there was a strange noise, which made them all puzzled.

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head: "The big star has been playing for a long time, I guess it's enjoyable, pheasant, tell it to come down—"

So the pheasant yelled a few times into the intercom: "Daxing, Datou asked you to go home for dinner!"

Soon, the helicopter slowly landed on the lawn, and when the hatch opened, a black orangutan emerged from it, waving its long arms at the astonished people around, like a warrior returning in triumph.

When did this chimpanzee run up?Everyone has the same question in their minds.The people in the monitoring room seized the time to retrieve the video playback.Finally they captured a detail, and the frame was fixed on the picture of Tang Jide swinging the big star with a rattan whip.But how did this orangutan get into the helicopter? Who opened the door for it? Who was holding the helicopter for so long just now?

One question after another almost drove them crazy.Soon someone entered the helicopter to check, but the pilot and his assistant were still in a coma.As a result, people's eyes on the big star became extremely eager: an orangutan who can fly a helicopter is also worthy of respect.

Kuller, on the other hand, looked at this matter from a strategic point of view. If it was on a real battlefield, and quietly seized the opponent's fighter, it would definitely affect the trend of the entire war and determine the outcome of the war. .

This defeat was not wronged at all—the only bit of resentment in Kule's heart was completely eliminated by Banban and Daxing.Although he had heard some legends about Peach Blossom Island before, he thought it was just people's embellishments or fabrications.Seeing it with his own eyes today, he can only sigh in admiration of the vast world, full of wonders.

Sitting in the command post again, Torres served a few cups of coffee, even big stars are eligible to enjoy it.There is also pheasant to make up for, people don't know its depth, so they also mixed a cup.It's just that this guy couldn't get used to it, and yelled bitterly while drinking it, so he had to change it to a glass of juice in the end.

Although the competition was over and Kule was convinced that he lost, but as a soldier, he still had some mysteries that he hadn't solved, and he couldn't help feeling itchy.And he also wanted to see the high-tech weapons of Taohua Island, and if possible, he would also learn from them.

Since none of them were outsiders, Tang Jide didn't hide it.The more Kule heard it, the more incredible it became, until Tang Datou demonstrated the magic of hallucinogens in person, and asked Kule to call the baby girl with his arms around the little shrimp.

After he sobered up, he was completely convinced by Taohua Island's special weapons, and even his previous concept of war had undergone subversive changes: it turns out that wars can still be fought like this!

The weapon used by Tang Jide, whether it is a biochemical weapon or a high-tech weapon, is very powerful and effective, and may really be an important branch of future weapon development.It's just that it may be difficult for other countries to develop and develop it.Therefore, General Kule was somewhat disappointed.

Aside from being disappointed, he felt a faint sense of relief: he was completely relieved that his precious daughter was following such a strange person.It's just that with such a perverted master, you won't be indifferent to him as a father, right?

In this way, with the complicated mood of being a father, Commander-in-Chief Kooler began to discuss with Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami about the specific dispatch of troops.Although I feel that this General Kooler seems to have something on his mind, Tang Jide is usually sloppy and doesn't care much; and although Xiao Xiami is smart, she still can't understand the feelings of a father-ah, being a father is not easy. easy

(End of this chapter)