Big Islander 2

Chapter 404 Mustache

Each flying saucer carries more than 100 soldiers and flies to the underground world. It takes about two trips, and all [-] soldiers can be in place.Although the name of this kind of flying equipment is quite bluffing, the soldiers only realized after sitting on it that it was far inferior to the plane in terms of speed, carrying capacity, and comfort inside.

The flying saucer landed smoothly, and the fighters in the flying saucer driven by Daxing were completely relieved.However, apart from fear, he was also full of admiration for this chimpanzee: even many humans could not become pilots, but an orangutan did it.

Stepping off the flying saucer one by one, the soldiers lined up to count the number of people. Surrounding them, there were pairs of curious eyes—the soldiers at the flying saucer station were sizing up these alien visitors.

"We will be comrades fighting side by side in the future, everyone can get acquainted first!" Xiao Xiami gave the order, and the soldiers at the UFO station enthusiastically surrounded them. They were full of curiosity about the visitors from the outside world.Of course, they are more curious about things in the outside world, including food.

In fact, Xiao Xiami did this intentionally. Through mutual communication, they can cultivate feelings and strengthen the confidence of the soldiers in the underground world.Because the facts proved that the communication between the two sides was very pleasant: the compressed food and canned food outside became the best gifts for soldiers in the underground world; and the convenient bagged food in the underground world also made those outsiders feel extremely novel.Of course, in the eyes of the soldiers in the underground world, the opponent's things are obviously more precious, so they also presented some trinkets to the foreign allies, mostly necklaces, rings and badges made of gold.

It's just too generous a shot!Now the outsiders are very happy. A box of canned sardines is exchanged for a gold ring. Isn’t this a dream?

In fact, gold is a very common metal in the underground world, and it is far less valuable than the outside world.The main reason is that a gold mine with a large reserve was discovered here, and it is a rich mine, which can extract a large amount of gold. However, the underground world is under military control. If there are no currency and stores, even if you have gold on hand, you can’t buy it. Grain of rice, so it is not so precious.

Both parties get what they need, so the communication with each other is still very pleasant.Seeing this scene, Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami felt relieved. They were also worried that the natives in the underground world would develop resistance to outsiders.

Even the pheasant found out that these soldiers in the underground world were wealthy landowners, spending money like water, so they quickly coaxed out a lot of chocolates from Daxing's pocket, and exchanged them for two thick gold bracelets from an officer. , and put one on each of Ah Zi's feet, which is really a bit of a couple dress up.

"Aren't you panicking?" Tang Jide scoffed at this kind of money obsessive behavior.

The pheasant quacked twice: "When they all return to the outside world, they will gradually realize the value of gold, and then they will not be able to pick up such a cheap price——Azi, you wear it first, don't always think about it. Come on, get used to it slowly."

It seems that the pheasant is indeed a master in financial management. Even Tang Jide didn't think of this, but this kind of thing that takes advantage of a small advantage is better not to do it.Others are fine, he Tangtangdao mainly does this, so he loses his reputation a bit.

After the flying saucer took off for the second time, troubles followed. A group of Gestapo menacingly wanted to break into the flying saucer station. They received reports from the eyeliner that the flying saucer was flying frequently. However, they couldn't get in touch, so they were alerted and came to investigate the reason.

Xiao Xiami met them in the station master's office, and explained the reason: because the flying saucer has not been used for a long time, and worried about the aging of the machine, so I took a test flight.

Of course, this reason would not satisfy the Gestapo, so they proposed to go to the middle-level officers to investigate. After checking and checking, they plugged into Collier. He was the young officer at the UFO station and had been placed under house arrest.

The matter has come to this point, Xiao Xiami had no choice but to use thunderous means to detain the dozen or so Gestapo at the UFO station.This kind of thing cannot be hidden for a long time, so the pace of action must be stepped up.

That afternoon, Xiao Xiami called the Commander's wife and said that the diarrhea parrot had recovered and could be taken there now.The commander's wife was waiting anxiously, so of course they hit it off right away.

In this way, Xiao Xiami took a dozen elites, took a jeep and a military vehicle, and drove to District 1 with advanced weapons and ammunition brought in from outside hidden in the vehicle.

The commander's wife personally gave the order, so the journey was surprisingly smooth, and he arrived at the commander's mansion unimpeded.Xiao Xiami's plan is very simple: to capture the thief, first capture the king, first control the supreme commander, and if it doesn't work, repeat the old trick, let her dress up as the supreme commander, and control the entire underground world.

Xiao Xiami squatted a parrot on each shoulder, and was led into the commander's mansion by a servant, followed only by Tang Jide, the adjutant, and Daxing, the monkey-headed monkey-headed star, as for the other soldiers, they were temporarily in the car standby.

If it was before, there would be such excitement, with the pheasant stretching its neck and rushing upwards; but these two days, he and Ah Zi are having a lively fight, so Mr. Pheasant is not very satisfied that he was disturbed by the world of two birds, muttering in his mouth He muttered: "I've eaten too much bagged food these past two days, and my digestion is a bit bad. When I see the Commander's wife, I might really want to drag her all over. Don't blame me—"

"You're just a lazy donkey who grinds a lot of shit and urine!" Tang Jide snorted a few times.

And Ah Zi obviously didn't know what they were talking about, but felt the dissatisfaction of the pheasant, so she turned her head and yelled at Tang Datou twice, and flapped her wings as a threat.

"Sure enough, girls are extroverted——" Tang Jide couldn't help shaking his head vigorously a few times, but he was actually quite happy in his heart: this guy, Pheasant, is really a fool, and he has found a good wife who knows both pain and heat.This point is a bit similar to me, but it is still a little worse than me. I have two good wives who know pain and heat——

Before he knew it, he had already entered the resplendent living room, and the commander's wife was already waiting there impatiently. When she saw the two parrots on Xiao Xiami's shoulders, she immediately smiled and put the Pomeranian Nana in her arms on the sofa, and then Come quickly.

"I'm going to have diarrhea—" The pheasant shook its feathers and spoke German.

The commander's wife was stunned for a moment, and then her face was filled with surprise: "Sure enough, you can talk, your name is Ye **?" As she spoke, she stretched out her finger, wanting to touch the hooked beak of the pheasant.

"Don't make any fuss, I have a wife now!" The pheasant was in a bad mood, so his words were rough.

But the commander-in-chief's wife was in high spirits, no matter what it said, she hesitated for a while, and stretched out her hand to the pheasant.This annoyed Ah Zi next to her, she stretched out her sharp hooked mouth, and pecked the commander's wife on the back of her hand.

Although Ah Zi didn't use too much force, the commander's wife, who was thin and tender, couldn't bear it, the back of her hand was directly bruised, blood was flowing, and she kept screaming.

Hula, a few soldiers rushed in from outside, pointing their guns at Xiao Xiami, Tang Jide and others. The guards of the Commander's Mansion are the most fortified place in the entire underground world.

Oh oh oh——The big star raised its long arm high, and slowly moved forward. See what it means, it wants to get close to the opponent, and then seize the opponent's weapon. Comrade Vasily has already played this trick very well.

"Don't move!" The soldier yelled loudly, Daxing had no choice but to pinch his big lips, and if the other party didn't give him a chance, he couldn't do anything.

At this moment, a majestic cough came from outside, and a small, middle-aged man appeared at the door. He had a mustache on his lips, and his sharp eyes swept over everyone in the room, including the big star. Animals like pheasants and pheasants all felt his very strong gaze.

"Hey Commander—" the soldiers shouted in unison, but instead of saluting, they continued to point their guns at Tang Jide and his group.

Mustache raised his hand to the guards: "You can go out now." Although his tone was a little shrill, the guards carried out the order very resolutely, and everyone closed their guns together, and then walked out of the meeting with neat steps. living room.

"You're Charlie Chaplin, I know your mustache!" Mr. Pheasant bluffed, this guy has now reached a certain level, and he doesn't use dirty words when swearing.You must know that the person in front of you is a descendant of the madman family, and they still look a bit alike.And Chaplin is the man Mr. Madman hates the most. He filmed "The Great Dictator" and completely angered Mr. Madman.So as soon as the pheasant met him, he said that he was Chaplin, and his heart could be punished.

Commander-in-Chief also stared at the pheasant, seeing that Xiao Xiami had already healed his wife's wound, so he raised his hand to signal: "Welcome Mr. Pheasant and Mr. Daxing from Peach Blossom Island to the underground world!"

This time it was the pheasant's turn to be dumbfounded: "You, you, you—you know us——"

Sitting on the sofa, Mr. Commander-in-Chief said something astonishing: "If my predictions are correct, among them are the Tang island master and the little princess from Peach Blossom Island. It is also up to me, the master, whether you can restore your original colors." A kind of respect."

It's revealed——Tang Jide habitually scratches the back of his head, and now he can't see clearly the depth of the supreme commander.Judging from the determined expression on the other party's face, it was definitely not knocking the mountain to shake the tiger, so Tang Jide hecked a few times and turned his head away.

When he turned around again, he had returned to his original appearance. There was also Xiao Xiami, her contrast was even more astonishing, so much so that the commander's wife covered her lips in surprise, forgetting the pain on the back of her hand.Anyone who saw a tall and burly man who turned into an underage young girl in the blink of an eye thought it was a hallucination.

Only the supreme commander remained expressionless. He raised his hand to signal Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami to sit on the opposite sofa: "The two laborers mobilized everyone to come to this underground world where I have nothing. What do you want to do?"

"Of course they are here to rob, gold, we want gold!" Pheasant put on a robber face.

Mr. Commander showed a smile on his face, his eyes were extremely wise, he took out a stack of newspapers from the sofa, and then shook: "These are all reports about Peach Blossom Island, although a bit outdated, but for the underground world, it is very It's still news. I'm very surprised, a rapidly rising island has multiple ways to obtain wealth, why would it do such a thankless thing, are you also an accomplice of the Communist Party?"

(End of this chapter)